pretty sure I just lost my dream job to a hair follicle test. Everything I read online says hair tests go back up to 90 days when they test the first 1.5in taken from the scalp. Well, they took mine from my arms which I'm reading can test for up to 12 fucking months. I quit smoking 6 months ago so I was confident I would pass a 90 day test but not anymore. Pretty sure I failed and just fumbled my dream job that could've changed my life. ALL OVER FUCKING WEED WHICH IS LEGAL IN MY STATE BTW. BUT SOME FUCKING KIKE RUBBED HIS HANDS TOGETHER AND THOUGHT OY VEY WHAT IF I SELL DRUG TESTS OF GOYIMS HAIR. IT WILL BE COMPLETELY INVASIVE AND MAKE ME TONS OF SHEKELS. WHY THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT LEGAL. WHY AM I PENALIZED OVER LEGAL FUCKING WEED THAT I SMOKED OVER 6 FUCKING MONTHS AGO???So you know what pol, fuck it. If I don't get this job because of this bullshit I AM FUCKING DONE TRYING. I get about 2k a month from the VA so if I lose this 6 figure job I'm just dropping out of the workforce completely. I'll downsize my life to be able to live off my VA pension and I'll sit on the sidelines and watch this kiked up system burn down since it wants to incentivize me to be a jobless welfare leech anyways. Fucking ridiculous. Over weed. Completely fine to get blackout drunk every night btw as long as you're sober for the drug test. Epic. I'm glad some jew lab gets their shekels for being able to prove someone has smoked LEGAL weed within a fucking year.
>kvetching. I feel your pain. Imagine that your decisions have consequences. Are you a woman? Just asking.
nice blog faggot, sleep it over, completely shave your body and start prepping for another interview
>>541413566What's the problem, now you can smoke weed all day. Buy a shit run down house at auction and live there while you fix it up, no rent, no mortgage. You can move anywhere you want because you don't have to be at the office. NEET it up, let the wagies have the cortisol spikes.
Dang. They were buttholes about it and tested your hair. Was it a pre-employment drug screen or a random?Im in the same boat. I get VA compensation at 80% and my 6 figure job randomly drug tests. I can really use a joint right now. Im also in a legal state but my faggy job abides by federal standards cause my job requires a CDL.
>>541413692>Imagine that your decisions have consequences.yeah I decided to do something completely legal on the weekends over 6 months ago. Whoopsie! My bad!
Reminder drug tests are a violation of privacy.
>>541414021What job was it? Was it a federal gig? Cyber-security?
>>541414103I would believe you but you kinda don't want truckers on the highways tripping balls on some drug
>>541413566>Completely fine to get blackout drunk every night btw as long as you're sober for the drug test. EpicYeah I love getting drunk. Get fucked faggot
>>541414200This shouldn't even be considered as long as there are jeets on the road
>>541414200> I would believe you but you kinda don't want truckers on the highways tripping balls on some drugWho's gonna tell him lmao
>>541414142federal contractor pre-employment drug screen. They already sent me the conditional job offer, congratulation letter, everything. All pending on this hair test
>>541413566what kind of fucked up job still cares about smoking weed?
>>5414142001 in 5 drivers are under the influence anywhere in America. It's a fucked up stat, but it's the reality.
>>541414394Better make up some plausible bs
>>541413566Sorry friend. I got popped for an unexpected test on the first day of an important job and they took a mouth swab, literally 24 hours. You might be best off sending the interviewer a message explaining this. Being truthful and having the 6 months will give you some points in your favor.
>>541413566Maybe stop smoking weed? It's not hard. I'm 30 years free
>>541414394Wow. Damn. How much did you smoke 6 months ago? Were you smoking consistently every day? If so, then how long?
>>541414490The feds don't give a shit
>>541414394If they sent it to you in the mail, can you use someone else’s hair?
>>541414465Orange man cracked down on it. He also closed the shrooms store in DC, the fucking nigger.
>>541413566why didn't you just shave your head???
>>541414540Hair follicle tests go back between 6-9 months from smoking even once. Hell, from even being around someone smoking
>>541414515>30 yearsLol not even the same substance, friend.
You’re a grown ass man. Stop smoking weed and do something adult like alcohol, cigarettes or shaving your wife’s head then publicly mocking her
>>541413566Be happy you made it to the interview of your dream job. I haven't even gotten a rejection letter for my application of foot sweat taster at women's tennis tournaments.
>>541414587They'll take hair from anywhere they can on your entire body. You would have to shave your entire body, at which point they would fail you for the obvious
>he didn't research the tests properly>he didn't shave his entire body and get a buzz cutAmateur hour, I learned this in high school.Also you didn't lose your job because of doing drugs, you lost your job because you LIED about it. I had to hire some faggot who smoked weed against my wishes because he was honest about it and had since quit and promised to stay clean. He wound up making like $134k a decade ago, when that was a lot of money.
>>541413566>Well, they took mine from my armswait I didn't read more than one sentence. why didn't you shave your arms?
>>541414609Ah another friend from the cheating wife thread
>>541413566just get some non tainted follicles and force them so it seems they are taking your follicles so they take the dummy follicles instead
>>541414394find out what service they use. track them down. mission impossible into there and replace your hair with someone else's.
>>5414140216 months, once? no way it stays in your system 1 time lmao
>>541413566>I fucking give upSeems like this test might actually be a good filter, your post has convinced me to start doing hair follicle test for THC. If it can filter somone like you, seems like a win/win.
>>541414654There was a guy who got away with killing his wife by wearing fake skin around his arm and having fake blood underneath for them to draw. He got caught eventually but he fooled one or two tests this way
>>541414637just say you're a faggot. fags shave everywhere like women. well no some women shave their pussy then have a whole bush on their ass but I bet a fag wouldn't make such a mistake.
>>541413566This is horseshit no one does hair tests anymore, it's expensive and pretty much only catches weed use.
Anon, if these tests work like this, and they're testing for a job... it means they want sober reliable responsible people.And if you can't meet basic requirements without cheating, and failed to plan for it accordingly and it's your dram... it's your fault.
>>541414736Most of these places are very serious and would deny you the job for being unable to be tested. They would be highly suspicious either way and probably not going you the job just for that
>>541414394just admit it and they'll wave it on your sf86. i had a dui on there, shit expires/falls off. 6 months is pretty nigger tier though, you should consider switching to booze and domestic violence instead.
>>541414795so I don't have to shave my whole body if I only do coke?
>>541414592I don't think one time smoking weed in the past 6 months would be detectable
>>541414813Shut the fuck up you cuck
>>541414815he's a fucking mutt he can sue for discrimination (or anything he fucking wants, really)
>>541414838Fuck no, coke is one of the hardest to detect even with piss tests it's out of your system in weeks.
>>541414736imo women look better with massive pussy/ass hair, some on their chest and some light armpit hair
>>5414135666 months clean you might be alright. Things get squirrelly beyond 3.
>>541413566I downsized my life after getting out too, couldn't get my job as a civilian because back is fucked. Just sitting in a trailer collecting 80% and always in pain. Cheers to depression. I know it sounds gay but my dream of opening up a floral catering business has been dashed. I literally have nothing to do now. I even started crocheting mittens for my cats. Grim
if it's your dream job and you knew that they drug tested why didn't you stop doing drugs in case you had a chance of getting the job? if you knew your dream job required you to be forklift certified would you sit around on your ass waiting until you saw a posting for it to get certified?
>>541414908biden era faggotry is over forever. its miga time now, and soon that will also be over forever. trooning gets you kick out now lel, of everything except conscription.
>>541413566Imagine submitting to any type of illicit drug testing at all in 2026. Imagine how many different things you can talk about over the last several decades to build a credible defense around not providing a drug test. What are you some type of moron?
>>541414859Eat a pile of shit.Fucking usless druggies want to work for government as if shit is not fucked up enough.I don't mean usless just for smoking that, I mean you want someone who is this incompetent can't pass this test for a dream job... remotely associated with shit like this incompetent.Fuck you and op.I bet you'd make good fbi aka ledo protection agents. Or even worse, cia pedo facilitation agents. filth
>>541414911fuck i don't know where to find coke here everyone who tries to sell me shit it's obviously fake. I think i can find ecstasy though how about ecstasy?ill just avoid getting it from this guy though
>>541415019>would you sit around on your assYes
>>541414394You're good, nobody has cared about weed in at least 20 years. Yes even the feds. They would have no employees otherwise.
>>541415035Shit happens
>>541415019He stopped 6 months in advance. How would he know if the job would be GAY and test hair.
>>541414939small bush is hot. I like when they let it grow a bit then shave you get to try everything>>541415021if suing for anything you can think of is over then the American dream is over
I feel like such a dumb goy for not getting VA disability.
>>541415052Didn't your country kill all the drug dealers?
>>541413566In most states where its legal its illegal to drug test for weed in regaurds to employmenet. With the exception of heavy equipment operators. You dont operate heavy equipment do you Anon?
>>541413566Anti-weed niggers deserve the rope. Born to late to explore the world, born to early to explore the stars......born just in time to explore the HORROR OF BOOMERS EVIL BANALITY. Gen-X is just as bad btw. What the fuck is wrong with them?But retarded liberal niggers get to make bank doing ABSOLUTELY FUCK ALL. There will come a day when wearing a suit will be seen as a reason to kill you.
>>5414143946 months is a long fucking time to go back for recreational drug use.
>>541415183nah the locals know real people who sell. don't try to ask people in the street though 100% of the time they try to scam me.
>>541414592>Hell, from even being around someone smokingtell them you went to a party
>>541415183and btw this guy who text me probably got my number when he arrested the guy who tried to scam me before
>>541415177Yeah you are a dumb goy for not getting VA disability. It's almost never too late, though. I got it years after leaving the military. If you in the military, especially the leg branches like the army or the marines, something on you is about to be broke. I know a air force dude who got 100% for "anxiety". He never even deployed. Here I am sitting on 80% having deployed to OIF and OEF.
>>541415004I would like to see these kitten mittens anon.
>>541413566>applying for jobs>drug testsGoyim humiliation ritual.
Tell the truth and explain that you'd like to apply again in six months.
>>541415158
>>541415127so it's only been his dream job since 6 months ago? most people have that shit figured out by the time they're 14.
>>541414394A little smoke on the weekend won't show up 6 months later, it's more for chronic smokers
>>541415429buy an add
>>541415399Beats being a NEET any day. You're so fucked and you don't even know it.
>>541415368I've been out for 8 years. I think it's too late or at least trying to get it now will be easily deflected to "you've been out long enough those injuries are more than likely NOT service related."
>>541415215Nah, even here in California they drug test you for weed. Maybe not for every job but most big construction companies, their subcontractors, jobs involving driving, telecom, cable, state and city blue collar jobs, manufacturing, and lots of other places also. Its better just to quit if you plan on getting a good job. Its pretty easy to quit if you drink beer instead.
>>541415482tf. just responding too ur post desu its how i label my files baka
>>541415004>be me>talking to my dad in the car one day>he was in vietnam>voluntary marine>we pass a marine corps billboard>”buddy listen”>i’m 10>”if you ever enlist i’ll kill you myself”>he keeps drivingthat was that
>>541415430Nobody "dreams" to be a federal contractor, dimwit. He likely was in the military, got a clearance or experience enough to gain employment outside the military for the same job, left the military, then applied.
>>541415546would but don't keep the username next time and sorry for the ban if they ban you and you're just posting some puss
>>541413566who the fuck pays for a hair follicle test for weed
>>541413566weed is for niggers.are you a nigger, anon?
>>541415691White men were historically the first to smoke cannabis.
>>541415537Go see your local DAV chapter and talk to them. If the injuries and mental stuff you have now can be correlated with military medical records then you're golden, TRUST ME. They handle VA compensation requests from bums on the street DECADES after military service.
>>541414200Check out the song "Willin'" by Little Feat. Says all you need to know about trucking and it's a great tune to boot. "Whites" are amphetamines btw.
>>541415587My dad always told when when I was a kid growing up that if they ever re-instate the draft, go down immediately and sign up for the coast guard. He was in the army right before the Vietnam war draft. He was a wise man for only finishing 8th grade.
>>541415615pretty sure they relaxed the weed rules for the military.
>>541413566Loser lol. Imagine being such a weak pussy you had to cope with weed. Now fucking mckill yourself and pump those pansy ass dead vet numbers up. I love seeing dead vets. I have pissed on dozens of their graves. I love it
>>541415761no they didnt. it is still federally illegal.
>>541415732Well if you say I guess getting any % is better than having no %. Maybe I can get some for IBS.>mentalWould this work if I feel like strangling people who don't listen and correlate it to being a learned behavior in the military to listen to the CoC? So when people don't listen I want to punish them like they would in the military.
>>541415835Active service members can't use it. But people trying to enlist can now get a waiver. Originally it was if you admitted to smoking it even once you were disqualified.
>>541415790How about he NOT kill himself and continue to collect money YOU pay in taxes. You're just cattle, goyim as they say.
>>541415930thats been like that for years though. Post 9/11 they have waivers for everything.
>>541415728oh now you nogs are not wewuzzing anymore huh?also the fuck is can't report a fag advertising without getting ip range banned now?
>>541413566>pothead lost his dream jobMusic to my ears!
>>541415892Dude, even 0% gets you free medical for life. The mental stuff you can even write a statement and get statements from other people you served with.
>>541413566Druggie
>>541413566thats what you get for voting republican FAGGOT
>>541416102I know I get the free medical through the VA just never went to it. I found my state's DAV well the one closest to me. Time to see what I can a 20% a extra $350 dollar-i-doos in my pocket. They really should just give a pension for anyone whose served and was discharged honorably, so people don't have to game the system like this.
>>541416030Sorry, I don't speak monkey.
>>541416435nigger
A thread died for this
>>541415945Vets are welfare queens no better than buggers. They should be strangled with electrical cords
>>541413566I had a scare like that after I tripped and fell at work. Wasn't my dream job but it paid well and the company took care of us + the work wasn't unreasonable. I had just gotten back from the World Cup in Kansas City where I toked with some Argentine fans like 5 days earlier and took a 100mg edible for the hangover the next day. 4 days later I tripped and its standard policy to pee in a cup. Here's where it got interesting. They tell you not to flush right? Dumbass me flushed. I was super nervous and to the point the medic was like let's take your blood pressure while you wait to pee again. He went over to the cup anyway and was like yeah totally negative. My dumbass was like oh thats a huge relief I was so nervous because I smoked weed at the World Cup and how it was so dumb yada yada. He was like no skin off my back my wife smokes, and even then I think a few people have popped positive and have kept their jobs. So we got to talking and when I was ready to pee again he looked at the cup again and was like hmmm - welll.... actuallyI was like FUCK me and my dumb mouth. Long story short they sent the second cup off to a lab for mega testing. My supervisor was freaking out like dude I can't lose you (small specialized team and we had literally lost a person a month prior from them switching jobs) and informed my manager he may need to go to bat for me against the big whigs. (he's a big whig himself) Anyway it actually tested negative but I still dont know how. So I didn't even have to talk to hr
>>541413566Please understand the fee fees of the spiritual baby.
>>541416906Ok, whatever you say goyim.
>>541413566Look at the bright side; now you'll have more time to partake in your lifelong hobby - posting frogs on the internet. It's not the end of the world.
>>541413566>muh jobcringe. just be a comfy NEET, faggot
>>541417033Hope your mom is raped goy
>>541413566You can thank republicans and Donald Trump for that.
>>541414515>30 yearsyou were smoking oregano back then gramps. even shit weed you get from dealers is way stronger nowadays than the strongest shit you ever smoked
>>541417223he voted for it.
>>541413814>Buy a shit run down house at auction and live there while you fix it up, no rent, no mortgage.>Just buy a houseAre you 14 years old?
>>541413566Why would you ever want to work for people who think your uncompensated time, off their clock, is any of their business?
>>541415537you have ptsd, tenidus, and chronic back pain faggot. now claim your gibs.
>>541416941Like an admission test. You don't say anything after she puts the strips in and declares you good or they send it off. I panicked once cause my roommate smoked a lot so I was hot boxed a lot. Same thing, sent to the lab and passed. I don't know if they do anything different. Waste of time.
>>541413566Weed is for niggers, that's what you get for smoking it.
>>541414592Shave everything but your head.
>>541417223Trump has been a shitshow, but employers always could still test for it even in legal states. And if it was a federal government job, it's still illegal at the federal level. That said, I don't think it's fair because you could be a raging alcoholic and pass most drug tests except hair you might still be fucked.
SAR, you could've cheesed said test and hair drug test's are expensive so you looked or acted like someone who needed to be tested to get a positive. Was everyone else hair tested, piss or mouth swap? If not, You were picked to be kicked.
>>541414394fuck you fed, go work at target
>>541413566>Well, they took mine from my arms which I'm reading can test for up to 12 fucking months. I quit smoking 6 months ago so I was confident I would pass a 90 day test but not anymore. Pretty sure I failed and just fumbled my dream job that could've changed my life.Should have just trooned out instead of monkmaxxing.
>>541415503How is he “fucked” exactly?
>>541413566lol, the amount of humiliation americans are willing accept just for the privilege of working a job will never be not funny.Germans would burn down the company if they’d ask for a hair sample.
>>541420390Americans have a mega servile and conformist attitude in ways that germans do not, which is funny becaude americans always accuse germans of being unfree conformists.
>>541414465Every job that is not basically childcare for niggers. Nobody takes burnout stoners seriously. If you are not in school and still smoking weed, you need to grow the fuck up.
>>541420973Newfags larping at 1960s era old people will never not be funny
>>541421180Keep smoking the goynip
>>541414021Why didn't you shave your hair, retard? Just say youre competitive swimmer on the weekends.
>>541413566>get about 2k a month from the VAStopped reading here. Former ZOGbot? All sympathy discarded. Enjoy the consequences of your actions, golem-nigger.
Time to cut the goynip, sonny.
>>541413566You're already a thief leech. Thanks for letting us know at least one person suffered some consequences.
>>541413566The 8th decade is less than 2 years away and you're giving up NOW!? Pathetic worm, go listen to some 80s speed metal and do 20 bicep curls. Drink water nigger
>>541413566Dont worry, if they like you they will ignore the results.
>>541413566LOL THIS FAGGOT DREAMS ABOUT HAVING A JOB
Holy basedYou are a loser, you chose this
>>541413566check'tyou shoulda shaved your fuckin arms asshole
>>541414103>Reminder drug tests are a violation of privacy.
>>541413566>He doesn't get his hair bleached and recolored back to his natural color
>>541422164Kys
>>541413566You fucking idiot… why are drugs so important to you? I hate pot heads so I don’t feel sorry for you.
>>541414394Lol oh my gosh you idiot…
>>541413566$2k/mo goes a long way in some parts of the world, dummy.C'mon over to my neck of the woods, I'll set you up with an acre. ;)
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They kill a guy if he smokes weed. They destroy your life if your caught 1 time leaving a party late at night driving home. And they wonder why white birth rates are down, men are checking out, nation collapsing etc. but atleast HR lady can immediately yell wolf.It never used to be like this
>>541413566>legalIf you're really this stupid you probably should apply fpr disability instead.
>>541413566Lol, and you'll do nothing but be an obedient goy.
Hair follicl tests for employment are retarded nanny boss shit. They should just do a urine test if they must know then mouth swab ones every now and then. How many people are blasted from prescription meds but it doesnt matter?
>>541426417you take his money amd give me half I'll give you 2 wives and still profit a lot
>>541413566Pot is for kids dude. Anything worth doing cannot be done while, high and your body can’t recover overnight from it. You were in the army and you can’t just pretend to wear the skin suit along with everyone else? Cmon dude.
>>541414574Given what a sensitive bitch he is, it's always surprising this faggot continues to have such a poor sense of his popularity ten years into it.
>>541414813This is what he needed to hear.
> I’m a pot head> people don’t want to hire potheads> somehow this is the Jews’ fault
>>541413566Your fault for being a goycattle wagecuck. My 6 figure white collar job didn't do any testing at all.
well, at least an airplane didnt run u over
>>541414813only good post ittop is a stoner faggot.
>>541413566What type of jerb were you going for thst needed a hair test?
>>541413566>polIt's /pol/ you dumb frogspamming tourist scum
