When the timeline resets to November 1st 1992, How many of you will survive? with your memories intact and how many of you will be waiting to be born??
>>541416632you can't go back in time, only skip forward
>>541416632>November 1st 1992BEN?
>>541416632I wish it did
>>541416632That would be perfect. I can fix all the mistakes I made
>>541416750So you don't know
>>541416632fuck me maybe i can finally buy that cheap tb-303 i've been dreaming of all my life
>>54141663292?!?!?!OH NO NO NO NO
>>541416632>he thinks we get to keep memoriesit's not faustian if we can actually retain information, that would mean we could learn things and fix things and have better lives, this does not make God erect, he can not masturbate to thiswhat would be the point then
>>541416632>1992I won't, games were super shitty and expensive. Well, at least everyone hated fags back then.
>>541416632You guys are gonna love summer 1993, better than the summer of love '67 but we're not boomers so we don't go on and on about how awesome it was.
>>541416632I know what im buying
was 18 back thenworld was finebright future - all goodall my family was still there>take me back
>>541416632Get your ass to Vegas. Less than 2 months later on Jan 1 1993 in New Orleans, Louisiana the Alabama Crimson Tide will beat the Miami Hurricanes in one of the most shocking upsets of all time to win the National Championship. But there will be no kalshi or draftkings. Get your ass to Vegas
>>541417445Gen X boomers simply get reincarnated as jeets
>>541417448make sure not to place any one bet too big at any one place so it's not so large they'd much rather kill you than live with the payout
>>541417555F U matethats why we dont give a fuck about anything anymore! why would we!!!
>>541417555>Gen X boomersoxymoronic term if you're not a retard
>>541417692Just taking the piss m8. You alright?
>>541416632I won't
>>541418151>Just taking the pisslong as it was retarded on purpose, which you proved
>>541417626Fuck off xigger
>>541418918I read this as ex-igger
>>541418918look at that homo xoomerwas your mens later or so, maybe call med help on your weak arse.
>>541419080I read this as ex-oomer which makes me think of necrophiles
>>541419118ok ai bot
>>541419080So fucking accurate
>>541416632first thing im going to do is order 800 burritos from taco bell
>>541419238ex-oomer, exhumer, it's not funny but learn english Hans
>>541419381
>>541419424you better learn your colonial masters language better and be a good goy
>>541419521>you better learn your colonial masters language betteryiddish?
>>541419584no idea to youmy flag has its own language unlike yoursso you tell me
>>541419702>my flag has its own languageyiddish?
>>541416632if that shit happens again there will be hell to pay
>>541419080You sound retarded, typical of your generation.
>>541416632I wasn't born yet. I'm only 32.
>>541419792ok you are dumber than i expected.i try to explain you s l o w l yno my language its is own https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_languagefrom this language treehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germanic_languages>>541419940sure?
>>541416632>married and working a 9 to 5nooooo, don't send me back
>>541420019I was 10>>541420046jesus this language barrier is tough, my jokes that aren't funny aren't coming across at all
>>541416750that's called blacking out. cut back on the bier
>>541417448What's funny about this movie is they predicted the Chicago cubs would win the world series in 2015 which they did. Anyone who didn't cash out on that game were huge suckers.
>>541417144Same. I would kill quite a few people to make this happen.
>>541420119Nah he's just retarded
>>541416632Guess I'm saving my allowance for bitcoin.
>>541420119>my jokes that aren't funnyYES you got it
>>541420182that's kind of mean, they did lose like all of their alpha male lineage in the war, maybe even the intelligence too, not his fault>>541420218h-haha
>>541420325post one great person from your timescientist, actor, artist, musician whatever you got>sure you come up with justin beaver
>>541420410
though the older I get the more I appreciate how much I underappreciated Nils Frykdahl
>>541420410You should be wary of assigning yourself group membership and when it’s the pragmatic option you should be picky about which group. You really want “I was born in this timespan” to be your personality? Seems like you put a lot of stock in it. And it also seems like the lowest resolution facet by which you could judge someone’s characteristics
>>541416632Oh God please be true
>>541420538I wanna lock Betty Crocker in the kitchenAnd knock her upper during supperClutter up her butter gutterHostess Ding Dong wrapped an eggroll around my wongWhile Dolly Madison proceeded to ping my pongYour Milky Way is M'n'M in your britchesAnd I'll tell you Baby Ruth it looks mighty deliciousKeep blowin' my gum, 'cause here I comeI'm gonna get you all sticky with my Bubble Yum
>>541420829KNICKKNACKPADDYWHACKand give your dog a boner baby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npa8qUNEIFY>>541420538sorry that he passed
>>541421000made me look#trolledsuccessfully
>>541421076trolling is a art
https://youtu.be/14CGp0VF2TU
