But he was right.
>>541418803I wish there was such a list about me. Do I have to improve?
>>541418803So you're totally not going to fall for it again in 2028, right?
I wish more people had listened when we advocated for Kamala. She could’ve stepped up like Obama and did a really good job, who knows? I’m tired of a bunch of uneducated barefoot hillbillies voting for the politicians in this country. It’ll be great when Mamdahni becomes president.
You don't need a big list like that. You only need to know a couple of things about Trump to understand why he's bad news:>Serves Jews in all things>Betrays those who are loyal to him, is loyal to those who betray him>Blowhard who never knows the details of what he's talking about>One of very, very few people to ever have a casino go bankrupt
>>541418803He was too real and too based for TV
>>541418803>all that birther stuff - racistso they are admitting it's true and obumer isn't actually American, cool
>>541419131also a lot of these are super based
>>541418803I hope he runs again
>>541418908You have just one item on your list, and it's the worst of all:>unimpressive, not worth making a list over.
>>541418803Some of those are valid reasons he's bad. Some of those are reasons he's good. Some of those are complete non sequiturs that have nothing to do with how good or bad he is.
FUCK YOU ASSHOLES
When the NPC overlord advances his psyop for his goy cattle, I'm ready to take notes
>>541418803You shouldn't have to explain your humorous comedy to your audience on a white boardGAY
>>541419280yeah like covfefewtf are they seriously complaining about covfefe everyone knows covfefe
>>541419175Isn't that what I just said about me?
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>>541419383maybe he didn't have his daily dose of corn syrup and bbc porn yet. Be patient, he is American.
>>541418803>Can't close umbrellaYa it was pretty good satire
>>541418803all of the things listed are based or just libtoid kvetching
>>541418803Note how he didn't mention him being a jewish dog.
>>541418803Honestly the worst thing is the two scoops
>>541418803>ColbertHe was only funny when he was being a parody of a neoconservative, now all those "comedy" news shows are just smug CNN with an audience commanded to laugh randomly.
>1ptidI hate Zionist peckerwood Trump more than you but lets evaluate that list>puts kids in cagesObama & Biden did this. Israel perfected it on Palestinian kids>Gave security clearance to son-in-lawObama & Biden both did this>Repeatedly humped flag? Lmao Biden talked about kids stroking his leg hair>Called Nazis 'very fine people'Not true, but even then Obama and Biden both imported child rapists and murderers on an industrial scale.>hasn't released tax returns yetHe did, you made a nothingburger out of it, and still call him a "convict" based on this despite the conviction being meritless and based on ideology, not evidence nor a crime factually occurring>All that birther stuff-racistPicrel>Thought Frederick Douglass was aliveAnd the entire DNC & media told us Biden wasn't senile and dying before our eyes>Tried to ban MuslimsThis is anti-Semitic>gave a speech about a sex boat to boy scoutsThe DNC literally funds drag queens showing their genitals to children under 7 years old, in taxpayer-funded buildings no less>ruined KanyeKanye was never good>colludes with RussiaStill no evidence of this, meanwhile Clinton sold super computers to China in the 90s and moved manufacturing over there, thusly signing a death warrant for US economic independence>somethingsomething US intelligenceUS intelligence apparatus is the most evil entity to exist in the entire history of the world, known and unknown>threatened to jail political opponentsFor legitimate crimes, meanwhile the DNC has tried to jail him illegitimately numerous times and has wasted millions in taxpayer dollars doing so.>covfefeBiden>beloved by white supremacistsLmao absolutely not>surrounded by convicted criminalsAhem>fathered don JuniorAnd Biden fathered Hunter, a guy who fucked his own deceased brother's biological daughter and smokes crack>pathological liarPrerequisite for any politician>couldn't remember words to "god bless america"The people who would care don't either
>>541422894cont>19+ sexual assault allegationsInnocent until proven guilty>threw paper towels at hurricane victimsNot true>Paid off porn star & playboy modelRead: Was blackmailed for money by a criminal>refuses to get dog? Okay, why the obsession with animal slavery?>keeps insulting John McCainRightfully so? John McCain was an evil man and Colbert himself probably made fun of him.>insults alliesAhem>attacks private citizens on TwitterLiterally like every other politician>insults intelligence communityLMAO this would qualify him for best president>denigrates gold star familiesColbert has never and will never give a shit about veterans nor their families. In fact he'd sooner call them baby killers>gets in Twitter feud with SNLColbert, you're here getting into a TV feud with the fucking president meanwhile you're brainwashing people to get jabbed with mystery science juice that literally doesn't work the way you're advertising it>violated campaign finance lawSo does every other politician>claimed to be "very stable genius"Genius, maybe. Stable, not. This is a somewhat good point.>calls African nations "shithole countries"Colbert, you treat African nations like shithole countries by not living there and continuing to justify life in America under Trump with every dollar you spend in his economy>buried report on climate changeLiterally impossible. And when it came out, it turned out it was full of shit>endorsed Roy MooreLiterally WHO>can't close umbrellaTHE VAX-SCENE>calls free press "enemy of the people"They are, just like the "free" market is>goes through chiefs of staff like kleenexThe DNC can't even legally elect a party primary>claimed 5 million people voted illegallyThey did, and the DNC made the same claim the previous election>totally dumbTHE VAX-SCENE
