morning ladsphwoar fancy a cuppa and some nice beans on toast for brekkie me>More than 70,000 social and affordable homes to be built across England over 10 yearshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cnvly73jrrdo>Record one in seven now on antidepressants as pill use rocketshttps://www.dailymail.com/health/article-16076177/depression-record-high-hotspot-map-sertraline.html>New cash rules 'in force' at 14 banks Nationwide, Barclays, Lloyds October reviewhttps://www.express.co.uk/finance/personalfinance/2241992/new-cash-rules-in-force-Nationwide-Barclays>Kremlin attacks Burnham over Storm Shadows for Ukrainehttps://archive.ph/52QQs>Climate damage would obliterate any economic benefits of new North Sea fields, analysis showshttps://www.theguardian.com/environment/2026/aug/25/climate-damage-economy-north-sea-oil-gas-fields-rosebank-jackdaw>Badenoch plotted to ‘take out’ Sunak as prime minister before Labour’s landslide election victory, new book claimshttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/kemi-badenoch-rishi-sunak-anthony-seldon-book-b3037222.html>Couples with children should be married says Reform UK's deputy leaderhttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/couples-children-should-married-reform-uk-deputy-leader-richard-tice-b1294502.html>Nearly £10 billion allocated to councils and housing associations to build new homeshttps://www.itv.com/news/2026-08-24/nearly-10-billion-set-for-councils-and-housing-associations-to-build-new-homes>Andy Burnham rules out early election as he admits UK faces ‘challenging’ financial outlookhttps://archive.ph/XtP1D
ok but i wanna know whats in that jar.
>>541428113i remember reading it's some fermented foodstuff. possibly the swedish fish thing
Breaking neews: op has penis in the mouth lol
>>541428113Your mom pussy stank liquid
>>541428366fukc u bloody basterd fucking ! u hell basterd bich bloody fuck
inb4 josh shows up to tell us he smashed the gym, shagged 3 underage girls on the way home and then dominated the plebs in his hostel >all before 6am la
3 days until caturday. spread the word!
corrrrrrrr
human: open the windownorthoid: get that window opened off
We want Starmer back or sunak back bros?
>>541428917
Why does he sniff his ass?
>>541428009We need 2 billion dead Indian Hindu rape rats NOW! Let's get things started chuds, google "Hindu temples near me" and let's go!>2 billion Indian Hindu rape rats living in India>50 million Indian Hindu rape rats have already migrated out of India permanently (next biggest diaspora are Mexicans at a distant 10 million)https://www.statista.com/topics/13150/indian-diaspora/>250 MILLION - the number of Hindu male rape rats the Indian government is trying to push into white countries by 2050https://x.com/amandalouise416/status/1929362235048231402>30 million new inbred, ugly little Indian cockroaches (65% male) are shat out every year, 3 times China's breeding rate>1 - the rank of the Indian Hindu rape rats as migrant invaders, all over the world; And their rank for breeding rate, population size, and inbreeding; And their rank for child rape, child marriage, incest, gang rape, animal rape, rape rape:https://www.india.com/topic/rapehttps://www.ndtv.com/topic/rape
>>541429921Boris or bustHe's making a comeback so watch this space :-)
Why are redditors so upset about smart glasses anyway?Doesn't everyone have a camera at all times now? Why are they so mad about these specific cameras?
>>541430412get that CAMERA out of my FACE
I miss her lads
The wasps are angry and they want (You) dead
>>541430950Wasps are climate refugees
Burnham stopped the boats
>>541430412Filming everything and being filmed all the time is a basic human right.
>>541431165I just think that all the same rules should apply to phone cameras in public too.I just wish niggas could be consistent about shit for fucking once.
>>541428113I want to know why he immediately went to sniff that guy's ass
just farted
>>541431126commies only care for power Everything else is second to that
We have no representative governmentThis proxy government we have (unelected) is a steward governorship with the sole ambition of destroying the British via mass population replacement.You're all traitors deserving of deathWhole blood line
Hope the 77th get repurposed shortly what with them still being technically active personal.
>>541431724Groundhog day
Think I'm going to transition, life will be much better when I'm a woman
>>541432186didya just call me a groundhog mate
absolutely B E T R A Y E D
They don't like cameras they're not in absolute control and awareness of, is why they dislike them.
Then I'm going to the swimming baths and hanging out in the women's changing rooms all day edging
>>541432288ngl the epsteinocracy is so based ngl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZN4N8nlVsM
>>541432340Spoken like a red blooded traitor, Your not a nonce. You just flock to power and their all about power proditor
ngl
From the red-crested slate of Dunnet Head to the green-skinned Serpent's Stone of Lizard Point. Against the boundless floods, one lineage gathers from a long untimely sleep, concealed in ancient oak and hewn stone, the soul of Albion awakens. No more paper chains feeding the usurer's machine.Against the empire of nowhere, the technocratic horror that counts the world as mere resource, we assert the biocentric pulse of existence, the primordial energies of reality that refuse to be trapped by dogma and abstraction. Not the conquering steel of the machine, but the flame of rebirth. Blood, soil, and sky against the financier's contract. We are the guardians of the clearing. We hold the torch in the darkening night of the world. We are the final vanguard. If we fail, then all else has failed before us. Thank you.
hard-men check in
Local badman.
On the brightsideAt least Celtic got knocked out the CL.No more pali waving scum fucks on the big stageThats something
Newish.
The word traitor needs to make a comeback I feel the world is crying out for such definition Gonna start using it more
>https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cwnvne65863zt>At least 14 newborn babies killed after fire breaks out in Pakistan hospitalWhat did Mohammed mean by this?
>>541432485Great Britain does have a great Hard Man to soft man ratio.Must be something in the water.
>>541432607yass kween
>>541432663>t Traitor
>>541432692ngl (not gonna larp)
>>541432532Being interested in goyball makes you a race traitor. They're moving thousands of wogs into your towns and you're clapping for the protestant scottish wogball team of niggers rather than the Catholic scottish wogball team of niggers.You're disgusting filth and I hope Putin nukes scotland.
>>541432722Ive been betrayed thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZTXp-YJbGU
>>541432815fuck you meme flag
>>541432907In Putin's Russia, memeflag fucks you
>>541432893I like anime now I'm a transexual
>>541432621The white man would consider that a tragedy. But the brownskin does not. Babies are easily replaced. The staff would have left them without a second thought.If the hospital was invaded by killer tigers, they would have thrown the babies to them as distraction.
>>541432907It's a black nationalist flag, like you should have, because you watch wogball. How does it feel to have centuries of lineage being represented by some ballnigger who your wife secretly thinks of when you fuck her fat cunt?OCH AYE, DO MEH LIKE THAT WEE NIGGER ON THA TELLE
It peturbs me that people think /pol/ is pronounced pole.Just like the plebs who think anon is pronounced like the literal word anon.
Luv ngubu like me own son.
>>541433003I like football, Its a meritocracy (not here).Unlike everything else, What the fuck are you hiding behind a fake flag, why should anybody even bother reading your drivel?
the schizo is threatening the air again
>>541430412I like how the Guardian is on a moral crusade against them, after decades of supporting citizen journalism, monitoring police and the right to film in public.
>>541433160To be fair, they're basically nonce goggles
>>541433129Well then you're a goy. I mean we're all goys, but you're a good goy, you're a well-behaved goy.> MeritocracyWho cares which nigger is the best at kicking the ball? It's a substitute activity. Go on a run, don't watch niggers run, it's semi-homosexual idolisation of exotics. It's gay and goy-coded.
>>541433160The narrative is shifting hard towards a ministry of truth. News will only be allowed from "trusted sources".
>>541433213Are you seething because i enjoy football?
>>541433306The DailyMail really is the home of schizophrenic babble gossip.
>>541428009Those baked beans have tomatos then they have cancer chemicals, look into formaldehyde
>>541433244yeah that definitely follows from people being unhappy with inconsiderate and voyeuristic people recording them from 50 different viewpoints throughout the day, not to mention the sadistic weirdos who like to fuck with public-facing employees and post the videos online
>>541433395Which part of that headline do they want you to get the most mad about?
>>541433433fuck knows, i've already forgotten it and im not reading it again to answer your question.
>>541433306yeah very glamorous
>>541433306I liked the story of the poos who got a coon to carry a surrogate baby and tried to get her to abort it and now the coon wants to keep it (if it lives-it was born defective).
>>541433459kek
>>541432633Roy Shaw taught Lenny what a real hard bastard was.
>>541433306State of them all
>>541433406Formaldehyde mentionedhttps://youtu.be/yjAKKq2HyWo
>>541433306Most obvious photoshop ever. They're going out for dinner at completely different venues by the look of that image
Imagine how simple and pleasant life would be if all these people stayed in their own countries
saw some niggers yesterday
>>541433480I wonder if they're insane enough to do that purely for izzat. Force someone else to kill a baby they made them get pregnant with.
i'm allowed to film; i'm just auditing your work as a mcdonalds cashier. no, yeah, i'm allowed to film. it's in the magna carta. i'm not touching you! i'm not touching you! i'm not touching you! i'm not touching you! i'm not touching you! gentlemen, this is epsteinocracy manifest.
>>541433592imagen how good things could really be
>>541433592It's all so tiresome
>>541428009>phwoar fancy a cuppa
>>541433637Sounds like you're getting worked up over a scenario you made up in your head.
>>541428386You've done him>>541433480Did this even happen in Sodom and Gommorah? Poos probably wanted to do it in a shiva ritual.
>>541433592https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnVnR7EFUS8
>>541428009uh oh
>>541433721>nonce-goggle-wearer feeling called-out
>>541433794top kek
Anybody want they willy sucked
>>541433794Damn, and ibfelt bad about my man bubs
Can't believe floppos 18 stone now kkkkkkkkkkek
>>541433625>>541433729I wouldn't put anything past poos tbf.
>>541433827>apprehensive mcdonald's cashier
>>541433597i see them everyday nowCongo niggersIts completely out of control"control"The banks are unaccountable they're going to destroy everything in a fury of greed. All these niggers have bank accounts/loansWe're not sovereign, We're not in control of our collective fate We're being washed down the pan into oblivion so little bankers can make money
>>541433898 >the retard woke upbye
>>541433637People already have cameras on they phones. Two, in fact.
>>541433988Still creasing at Floppy Goblinson though ngl.
Interesting post to get upset by
>>541433988they shoudln't
>>541433898Not a chance he is 18 stone
>>541433968NIGGER MADNESSNIGGER MADNESS
>>541431204It takes reason and average intellect, now answer your own point?
>>541433968I'm seeing proper africans now. The obese colourful headwrap wearing congoniggers dragging their flipflops around while shouting into their phone in pidgin. Sick of it.
>>541434461He's a good lad
Honkaloids
>>541434158They're not actually the worst, but once their demon spawn have been raised in this country all hell breaks loose
>>541434530>they are not the worst>but their offspring are!Yeah that doesn't make it better at all. Sick of it.
>>541428009Morning wagecucks!Better get to work! Millions of us on bennies depend on you. Taxes going up soon and energy bills will rise about 15% start of next year lolol.
I believe it's pretty fucking mad that people who grew up to fight in the first world war, their fathers, were old enough to have been at rorke's drift. This image looks so long ago it's almost inconceivable their way of life.
>>541434601Well at least we have some time before things get 10x worse
>>541431126lol about 24000 boaties (that we know about and that the government have admitted to) have arrived this year.The real number is probably closer to 30000.
>>541434616Jokes on you.I've got a week off before I start my new job.You will never know this feeling.
>>541434619That image is made up, rourkes drift didnt happen, zoo loo warriors donr exist, its literally a story turned into a screenplay for a movie
>>541434619I can believe itPeople during WW1 itself would have been very different to today, their society is now completely alien to us
>>541434616I'm a WFHer and my work issued laptop has eyetracking so I got one of these, I can draw different eyes throughout the day to keep me looking fresh>problem HR?
boggo koshertits been on a big melty ever since josh started gym
Gentleman, allow me to present to you the average British woman.
some shady characters drumming up a lil sum in here ngl
>>541434694fuck off eddie you sad cunt
>>541434772
>>541434810Her son killed himself
>>541434461the future of all men with gaps in their employment history
I made an account on grindr for a laugh and my profile pic is just my boxer shorts on my bed and im getting 30+ DMs a day from fellas all over the gaff. Someone even asked if the shorts were for sale and how clean they wereWish I was gay honestly
>>541433592exactly u blody benchod coloniser!
Morning spakkersBrit/pol/ radio complete with phone ins, a weather girl and sponsored by Branston when?
>>541434739Years ago before I started benniemaxxing I had an app called "caffeine" which was a mouse jiggler. Loved that app. Labour will never cut the bennies and I recently picked up another £300 quid per week PIP for autism (not means tested).
>>541434698Modern warfare flipped war on its head. The strong die, the weak survive.
>>541434929Any QCs, politicians, and senior civil servants message you yet?
what was his problem
>>541434929foids are, in some respects, right about moids
Get your CV out there lads
>>541434929You've just had a taste of what life is like for the average woman. And they still have the gall to complain.
>>541434929>for a laughAye it's perfectly normal and hilarious to seek out unsolicited willy pics kek
>>541434905>Her son killed himselfyes because she is a fat alcoholic drug abusing skank. so about the average then
>>541435139Looks good.If you enjoy working in a building with no daylight.I'm staying on my UC and PIP thanks.
>>541435139Cor do you reckon the agency women help "motivate" you?
>>541428009If any children where in the area, that would traumatize them
>>541435139People moan that there's no work out there and immigrants are taking all the jobs. But there's plenty out there if you're prepared to start out at the bottom.You work shy doleys just don't want it though, do you.
>>541435276where=were
So this undercover reporter story doesn't make sense>Dinghy with dozens of illegals is approached by French police patrol boat off the French coast in calm waters>Instead of all being rounded up they're merely given a warning that the journey is dangerous.>According to Drogan they offer to take them back but only the four smugglers agree and they're dropped off on the beachAt this point you will ask are the rest of them going on ahead aboard the French police boat or in the dinghy? Well Drogan then says>It took seven hours to get into English watersHang on. He just said the four smugglers were taken back to France. Who was driving the dinghy? Is he not part of the smugglers group? If the smugglers are not needed to drive the boat then why were they on it in the first place?>Once they were in UK waters Border Force helped them onto a rescue vessel
>>541435321I can employ 14 people in vietnam for the same money as 1 in the uk.They can make the same product, of the same quality, destined for the same market, and selling at the same price.
>>541435376The smugglers are probably undercover french state operatives working to flush their toilet of boaties onto the UK.The UK national grid collapses the moment France stops selling us 'leccy. So France isnt going to do a thing to stop boaties coming to the UK. We have no leverage and they have 100% leverage.
>>541435412Should be charged with treason for that.
>>541435227What makes it funny is that she wrote this:https://archive.is/s1VPH>That young men succeed in suicide more often than girls isn't really the point. Indeed, the more callous among us would say that it was quite nice for young men finally to find something that they're better at than girls.>No one is "in favour" of suicide, but when we interfere with people's right to take their own lives, we are on very dangerous ground. The level of pain that must have been reached to make suicide an option must be unbelievable. Perhaps all it behoves any of us to do at that point is to make the death as comfortable as possible.>In a society still beset with the most vicious social deprivation and rampant cruelty to the very young, the very old and the very weak, the voluntary exits of a few hundred able-bodied young men each year are best dealt with as private tragedies rather than a public concern. Let them go.
>>541435273> 7:30am–4pm – Monday to Thursday> 7:30am-3:30pm on Fridays> Free parking (lol)> Pension (state mandated by law now, not really a "benefit")> Service award 15 years – additional days holiday and cash vouchers. (a whole day!)Honestly they'd get more applicants if there was a once a week handie from some local prossie included.
>>541435484I think more than leverage it's that our government are on France's side. Our government hate us, and they want all the immigrants. Parliament has no quarrel with France.
>>541435261It's not just the lack of daylight though, the places are soulless, joyless, dull (matching the character of the owners) and the work is often producing complete shite (what the public demand).Last place I was at the guys were still taking pride in what they did, but that was all they had left. They were doing a good job producing utter crap, and none of them were there because they wanted to be.
>>541435527Physiognomy is real
>>541435321>You work shy doleys just don't want it though, do you.People who refuse to work don't want to work, no shit mate
>baking and samefagging at 5amwho does thata friendless loserlollmao even
>>541435261You get all the daylight you need through the thin roof windows and the one open loading bay door. Now get to work.
>>541434698I heard they were actually exactly like us. I watched this as background noise so I don't remember much.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKMQRMakLFU
>>541435139Nah.
>>541435571To be serious for one moment... when a new PM arrives and starts talking about stopping the boats or reducing immigration, the Treasury take them to one side and explain that the economy will collapse if we dont keep increasing the population, and that native Britons arent reproducing.Probably the new PM says something about the fact none of them are employable and all of them cost more in terms of bennies than they will ever pay in to the tax system.The Treasury then explains that bennies are counted towards GDP just the same as your salary, and servicing and rolling over our debt depends on GDP growth. "You see Prime Minister" they say... "non-working boatie or gimmiegrants are the only thing we can increase since productivity has been flat since 2008 and GDP growth is also anaemic".See also the fact they changed the way they count GDP in August 2025 to include products made abroad, sold abroad, and used abroad (but only for Pharma companies HQ in UK).
all the UK news channels featured this ukranian woman as a talking head and it turns out she was corrupt.
>>541435678Sorry.I was under the impression that dole money was there as a safety net for people out of work but looking for employment.If knew it was being used to fund lazy peoples World of Warcraft subscriptions and takeaways, I'd be writing to my MP about it.
>>541429921another truss month would be alright
>>5414357574 but after her it's tough. 1 is probably the boss, you can see her sadness that she'll never have a family. 3 is quite ugly. 2 probably has mental health problems/SSRIs.
>>541430412cos they aren't very aware and the glasses can or used to go unnoticed. it's like being tricked. some moron holding a camera in your face is overt. the glasses are covert, even though they're actually obvious.
>>541433306somaliout
>>541435805>"Why don't we try to fix it, then?">*treasury minister doubles over laughing so hard he starts choking*
>>541433306Found more jeeta webms
>>541435807The entire Ukraine government is corrupt. Ukraine is one of the most corrupt (developed) countries there is. It's probably a toss up whether or not it's more corrupt than Russia.Every 6 months or so, the head of the CIA or other senior US official visits (not a politician) and shortly after that... they fire some minister or other. When the US official visits he explains that they are turning the money off if they do not fire this guy/woman.The picture among ordinary Ukrainian peasantry is also very much NOT what you see on the BBC. Entire villages are quite split about Russia vs "The West", as are entire families. I've got a mate who is marries to a Ukranian woman, and the whole extended family is a mix of Ukies, Russians, Belerussians etc and family gatherings are not very split.
>>541435017he was a teenage trotskyist because there were kids who were better off than him at school.
Jeetas!
>>541435139Comfy job but too much competition for comfy jobsBest bet is slide into one of those girls dms and ask her to help you out
Jeetas!!
>>541435998That's not a .webm.
>>541435828Dole money now is what keeps the country running and able to service its debt. Because most dole spastics spend their money in the economy, gov scoops the VAT, gov counts the spending as GDP.Coincidentally this is what the billions sent out every year to Bangladesh via money transfers etc is like a leaky hosepipe.
>>541435139I mean that's 37k on the high end. That's not at all bad for a job like that.
I have two weeks off next month. Not sure where I should go on holiday. Any ideas? I'm thinking Japan, France or somewhere else.
>>541435527a dangerous argument that. "just let the weak go" becomes eugenics pretty quickly. i'm cool with that but i don't think most people would like what happens. no NHS is needed is it? just let them go.
>>541435527proper fucking wrongun. She is such a British Gen Xer
>>541436097Smart cookie
>>541435805>the Treasury take them to one side and explainPM sets treasury policy or at least currently delegates it to the chancellor. he can tell the treasury goons to fuck off and manage the decline.
Let's see "jeetas" with no makeup
>>541436109if you had state owned shops and only allowed dole money to be spent at those shops then you'd have a closed system which would self sustain itself..
>>541436286Sad case.
i wouldn't answer such banal questions. it should be beneath the PM to do so.
>>541436335The Scheme for Full Employment>The scheme referred to in the title involves the driving of "UniVans" from depot to depot picking up and unloading cargo - the cargo being replacement parts for UniVans. "Gloriously self-perpetuating, the scheme was designed to give an honest day’s wage for an honest day’s labour",[1] "the envy of the world: the greatest undertaking ever conceived by man". The novel is a satire of labour relations and describes how the scheme is brought to the brink of disaster.
alri la
>>541436402state of itbut I can imagine Andy Pandy enjoys dressing up in a vest and chaps for his missus
Its overAlso we're back
>>541436341>posting cute women is sad
looks like I may have my new gaff sooner rather than latersick little bungalow in halton village just popped up on property pool and I might be able to get a direct match for it so I can bypass the bidding lists because its exactly what I needthis would be the first property I've seen since my ppp was fully up and running that I've actually likedgonna harass my housing officer today
>>541436493it is for incels who know they could never pull a bird of any race of that calibre
>>541436479Poor Rupert.
You'd have to be properly mentally ill to find indian "people" attractive. The absolute state of your pornbrain
simp behaviour in brit/pol/.... well he has got the ((())) today so makes sense it's extra jewish
>>541436335you just described how local economies work in low income areasstate ownership of shops is a waste of government resources and logisticsthese small local economies sustain themselves in the same way you just describedalso, I lolled at closed systemyou don't even know what a closed system iswho funds the logistics? central governmentwhat happens when a crisis occurs that the "closed loop" local economy can't afford to mitigate?central government has to step inyou can't have a separate local economy even if its state ran / state owned, it always ties back into the larger economy in a multitude of ways
>>541435497his 14 vietnamese lawyers will just rip your lone single lawyer a new asshole
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=PWdM8XJ7ets
>>541436493How the fuck can they afford butter?
>>541434772Floppycock von Blubberguts seething
>>541436681Ghee
>>541436809filtered
finally got my subwoofer set up in me room corrrrrhope me neighbours like gesaffelstein because they're about to be very much acquainted with him
>>541436845grow up
>>541436925no
>>541436966filteredsad little boy
lmao done him
In June 2015, a 24-year-old South African successfully broke into Britain after clinging to the undercarriage of a jumbo jet flying from Johannesburg to London Heathrow.Mr Cabeka was found unconscious on the ground by staff at Heathrow Airport, and he spent the next six months in a coma before making a recovery.He swiftly applied for asylum in Britain and was granted leave to remain by the Home Office.The 35-year-old now lives in Liverpool and is unable to work due to injuries sustained to his leg during the 11-hour ordeal.>He swiftly applied for asylum in Britain and was granted leave to remain by the Home Office.>The 35-year-old now lives in Liverpool and is unable to work due to injuries sustained to his leg during the 11-hour ordeal.
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=JNJE-JaiMBU
>>541436562>You'd have to be properly mentally ill to find indian "people" attractivemore of a nig-nog man are you?
>>541436925He's already 18 stone kek
me mate posted on FB a "goy orb" he found outside his local synagogue
>>541437298>me matelarp
>>541436562You have jeet derangement syndrome.
>>541430412Because women think perverts will film them on the choob, and so then male feminists started virtue signalling about it.
the cum to mommy advert is killing me :( make it stop
>>541437435its one of them "reject them before they reject you" type scenarios
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=1ExdigjJmaA
Anyone seen hybrid bro lately? I have a new animal for him
>>5414358734 is bogged
>>541437481Women of any race can be attractive. I don't know why this irks the incel so much.Also there is no 'indian' phenotype. Pic related is one of the miss india contestants.
>>541436017your concern has been noted
>>541437649there's a cute pajeet lass in one of the local shops near me and she's usually on early morning shift and if the covfefe machine isn't working or something or she's in and out cos delivery I'll make a point of standing next to her and looking down at her or holding the door open for her so I'm looming over her cos she's tiny. she loves it
>>541437725You're gonna get arrested lmfao
>>541437748no I won't cos I'm handsomebogdan would cos he looks like an inside out pig with down's
>>541437725Mad how you have all these stories about positive interactions with women but none about sex lmao also you're 5'6"
>>5414378131 - because I'm not a desperate cunt that shags everything he can2 - because I'm primarily demisexual and only really fuck with birds I have emotions towards or birds I have ZERO emotions towards cos then I can use them like a fleshlight and feel nothing3 - I'm currently shagging one of the lasses in here sporadically (fleshlighthostellass)4 - you can't fathom this because you have so few (no) opportunities with women you would jump at any opportunity that came your way so your disbelief is a projection of your own lack of opportunity5 - I'm 5'11
>>541437786This is boring. Do you cauldron character.
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=FdJ_SGof2GI
>black woman reaction gif tiktok funnyDoes my fucking head in. Sick of seeing black people.
>>541437786mushroom malpa couldn't go outside without having a mental breakdown and would see a woman and start complaining about pockies to her in his autistic speech impediment
>lying about your height on the internetCould never be me, and I am 5'7
>>541438037kek he's built like a goomba
Growing up as a povvo then you win the euromillions when you're 18. There is no better life
>>541438155Could really do with 300mil now tbf
>>541438081easy for you when there's no need to lie
I'm 1'1. Okay? Okay!
>>541438211god just imagineI'd enjoy watching this country implode if I could watch from my luxury shagpad in monaco
>>541438237alri bogdan la
>>541438264I'd probably spend my days getting blown out by Brazilian xxl trannies
>>541438155If you have a job at 18 you're practically a millionaire anyway.
>>541438155>>541438211all you need is 10kits a life changing sum of money
time to grind
>>541435873Those are all recruiters.
I've got no life and I have no friends
>>541438286GROSS>>541438332Story time>years ago i said to my m8>imagine winning the lottery>his reply>"feel like i already have m8">"i got the overtime i wanted">>541438338Retirement in your 20s money that
>>541438399Morning Argie.
>>541438338blew that in 2025 on drugs, alcohol and Burger King. Get with the fucking times mate. We're on benefits now.
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=g-3D9LQu8BQ
Was Jay Slater actually found on a cactus in the end or not?
>>541438444>444repeating numberinos of truth
speaking of matesjust sent me mate out to get me a maccies and a starbucks with me card (and himself)>double sosij n egg mcmuffin, no muffin, extra cheese, extra patty, extra bacon>two hash browns>orange juice>regular cappuccino with vanilla + one sugarscran en route
#thegobli
Morning lads.Fucking sick of it
so, after a few years of disappearing I’m finally making a comeback to social media (but this time, only tumblr)I’m still a hermit, obviously, I don’t think that’ll ever change, in fact I know that’ll never changebut I need an outlet and what better use of tumblr is there than just pure online journalling with a side order of curation
Meltyflops
If I leave my passport at home, rent a motor dinghy boat, drive halfway to France and then return to Dover, can I claim asylum despite being a UK citizen? I'm not breaking any laws, am I? I'm not illegally breaking into the country I'm a resident of. Then, can I claim £10,000 for a failed asylum claim?
>>541438772#BUMBLR. Haven't they changed the algorithm, or something. Much harder to spam ?
Gobbo Floppins the halfling kek
>>541438704Me too lad.
>>541438861Are you white?
>>541438979White, black, brown, doesn"t matter. They'll accept anyone into the country. Claim asylum, stay at a hotel and get freebies. If they question you then just say "sori I no speak inglish sir"
>>541438900not that I've noticed mateI think you get 500 posts per day but thats been a thing for fucking agesonly thing I've noticed is if you're on a dynamic IP it checks your browser a lot before you can load blogs which is annoying
>>541439059Wouldn't be so sure about that.
>>541435139i'll do that from home thanks, just keep delivering and collecting the parts
>>541438901if cauldron had a kid with his missus it would be halfling
>>541439059Border Patrol said to that undercover Irish Slav>You're on the wrong boatso that absolutely are on the look out for anamolies
>>541438861They'll probably do you for fraud, you'll spend a long time in prison since it's a monetary crime, they'll plaster you over every newspaper.
>>541433306bogdan facedoxx
>>541439209They're letting middle aged men pretend to be kids and attend primary school. If he came up with an even semi-passable story he'd get away with it.
>looking after dads dog while he's away>He hasn't trained it but agree to look after it at mine as I'm not prepared to sleep in a house that's had dog shit and piss everywhere>Thing goes for me and draws blood last night>Take it back to my dads and now only feed it and walk it in the evenings>Tell dad about what happened>Says I'm in the wrong, says dog didn't mean it. Hold my ground, say I'm not looking after it again after thisWhy do I feel fucking guilty over this?
https://x.com/HuddsPrsrvtnSoc/status/2092157528100479331You know how lefties are always going on about how "ACKSHALEE refugees can't work or claim benefits or get council houses, that's DISINFORMATION"....well, actually they can do all of those things
>>541438704>Morning lads. >Fucking sick of itget a job then
>>541428436I think he was trying to wind you up and now he has won
>>541439387*morning and evening
>ah yes the party with a former Tory Jeet-Jew as it's rising star and financially backed by a Jeet Muslim will save Britain
>>541439400HuddersfieldHalifaxHarrogateAll begins with AThey're full of bames an all
>>541439387its probably less guilt and more peer pressure e.g. you feel you let your dad down because you could've handled the dog better but its no biggie. the dog went for you, you're not a dog trainer, your dad's not lived up to his responsibilities with his own dog and now you've suffered the knock on effects so you did what you had to do for yourself while technically still doing as he asked you to do but you know you could do more and he'll probably take issue with you for the fact you've pulled some of your effort back but if he does that he doesn't give a fuck about the bad situation he put you in so fuck him
>>541439387>Why do I feel fucking guilty over this?Because your dad's being a stupid fucking dick about it and blaming you. If that thing's a fully grown dog and it's drawing blood then it's dangerous and your dad needs to sort it out before it mauls a kid.
>>541439387Dog owners are literally retarded. Don't let them make it your responsibility again, refuse to have anything to do with it.
>luv me lottery maaaate, ah get 20 lucky dips a week maaate, gotta be in it t'win it, maaate>literally funding his own country's destruction
>>541436246>PM sets treasury policyIn practice this is not what happens.See Dom Cummings explanation on this.
Deform party will be riddled with infighting if they ever get into power.Farage will cuck to the BAMEs
>>541438567He's been done.
>>541439347We are truly living in hell. I don't think anything you could do could ever even get close to this level of evil. I dare say what I believe should happen to the people allowing and celebrating this.
>>541430950White anglo Sackson protestant people?But I love white people why do they want me dead
takes me almost two hours just to get to the fucking supermarket and back because of the fucking busesthen there’s some old spacker stood next to me at the bus stop who can’t stand still and keeps gawping at me, looking in my bag and smacking his lips chewing somethingfucking hate my life having to use public transport and breathe the same air as these fucking freaksyou could put 50 percent of the population in a giant bin and the country would lose nothing except useless eaters
>>541437251Used to live near the B&Q in south west london on the flight path to heathrow. "Drop ins" were a regular there. From about 2000 ft, roughly when the wheels go down.>The Flight: He stowed away in the landing gear of a British Airways flight traveling from Luanda, Angola to London Heathrow Airport.>June 2015: A stowaway named Carlito Vale fell from a British Airways flight from Johannesburg. His body was found on the roof of an office building on Kew Road, Richmond>June 2019: A suspected stowaway fell from a Kenya Airways flight coming from Nairobi. His frozen body landed in a residential back garden in Clapham, South London,many such cases.
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Ul-Jh_E1-uM
Farage doesn't want to be PM he will resign a few years into his premiership and the jeet Jew or the jeet Muslim will take over
>>541439387If you go through all the stories from the past couple of years of people killed by dogs, majority of them are friends/relatives of the owners. Mums looking after their scumbag son's hellhounds. Bloke visiting his mate for a few drinks and some weed. KId going round his friends house to play.Do not feel guilty. Count yourself lucky
>>541439626>go to the airport and play security theatre with bottles in plastic bags and a ton of other constantly changing retarded restrictions>meanwhile illegals can hide themselves in the fucking landing gear of a plane
>>541439612How about an ebike with panniers? Can fit loads of shopping.
>>541433306Wish the government would just quietly kill these kinds if people. The street level things I mean most are bullies and pedophilea and rapists just no one touches them. Wouldnt mind signing up if they had special hit squads targeting these kinds of people
>>541439400>Refugee CouncilNational Lottery helps them out.
Speaking of being done, I fucking hate aldi shoppers. A bumblebee has more spacial awareness, and those cunts can't fly in a straight line.
>>541439663Should've never gone into Reform. He was actually quite good at getting things through government for the people without being apart of it. Now he's pretty much against his own people since he has to have his own views which are quickly changing with normies just seemingly growing more and more ethno-nationalist by the day. Shame really I don't think he's a bad guy, just well behind the times.
>>541439750i’d get killed on a bike round here
>>541439705The joke is there's no need to go to such lengths at all, you can just walk in to this country. Just arrive on a plane, and dont leave. The number of people doing this is an order of magnitude greater than the number of boaties and refrigerated van enjoyers.>Average annual estimate: In the four years leading up to March 2020, an average of about 63,000 non-EU nationals per year were not recorded as leaving before their visa expired.That is just the EU nationals. IF you take into account the rest of the world it's hundreds of thousands per year. Every year. lol.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/money/consumer-affairs/birmingham-moves-to-become-englands-first-20mph-city/Translation "We'll be harassing old ladies going 1mph over the speed limit, while doing nothing about the Pakis blasting through residential areas in uninsured BMWs at over 50"
>>541433625What are they suppose to do the baby is dna wise theres, but the child has defects. They should have used a artificial womb
>>541439612I went on the bus to the supermarket, some black guy gets on. Goes upstairs to the upper deck. Staggers down the stairs a few stops later eager not to miss his stop. Trousers around his knees, cock and arse out, presumably had been beating off upstairs.many such cases.
>>541439801Can you move somewhere quieter? If you're in a big city you should be getting the fuck out anyway
I also made a decision todaytumblr is going to be my only active social media from this point onwardsI will probably still lurk the likes of facebook, instagram and whatever elsebut fuck actively using those absolute shitheapsfacebook is deader than the uk economyinstagram is decent for aesthetics and eye candy but thats about itthreads, well, I don’t even know what threads isand I just don’t see the point in using anything else
>>541439482>>541439486>>541439492>>541439684Ta lads.Sorry to blogpost, just needed to get it off my chest, it's been doing my head in.
>>541433794Why are they so human like its weird
>>541439821dont pakis usually go for under 12s
>>541440034Post>>541440034War>>541440034Face>>541440034
>>541439905i’m semi rural which means you can’t live without a car and everything is miles away
>>541434619It's weird but if you dig into it there children might still be alive and they will tell you about there grandpa. Apprently there still children of men who fought in the american civil war still running around. People live for a long time
>>541439387Looked after the in-laws faggot pomeranian a few times. Pretty much untrained, doesn't listen, can't play fetch, barks at EVERYTHING and has fucking IBS to boot.Pissed up every door frame we have and the last time we looked after him he fucking diarrhead all over the kitchen floor, at least it wasn't a carpet. I just said no after that, some other family members looked after him a few times but they all said no eventually.Learn to say no.
>>541428113That is 100% smelling salts. Even a whiff is intense so him being trapped in there is absolute fucking hell.
>>541434850Not eddie... im the biggest dickhead on here.
