Are you excited, /pol/???
>>541428163What can go wrong?
>>541428163Jeets and pedos rejoice
Is that the chat thing? I saw funny YouTube videos about it.Anyway z another social media I will never use. I saw instagram maybe twice.Twitter few rimes, and mostly the rest it's here copy paste stuff. Never saw tik tock except on YouTube clips.Never saw a single dating thing, except here. I learned about their existence here and about only fans. Basically, I only come here and YouTube, check my emails and one other news site. lolHaven't heard a new song in minimum over a decade, minimum. And, I am immersed in the world, touch grass regularly n sheet, but still live under a rock. I am on top of every news geopolitical military and financial basic economic shit, don't ask how... given I shitpost here snd come to usless threads to enjoy snd don't even catch shit here much. So, I'll never see this thing. lol
>>541428239Fucking disgusting... but unfortunately, I can immagine the shit show.I am beyond shocked people actually post their children on YouTube! Society is absolutely retarded. I refuse to watch channels where people include their children for profit vs protecting their privacy and wellbeing. I mean, the child has a right to grow up without the whole world watching so their parents can get paid.
I think I may be the most wholesome person on pol! lmaoRotten posts... but wholes af lifestyle Wise. Heck, perhaps in Canada.
>>541428439Please go back to India. You'll do great things there.
>>541428163Inb4 cunny central
>>541428163Great, now we can all get flashbanged by dicks all over again.
>>541428163rando-penis-generator.com
>>541428163I was on there one time, and one time only, and the only person that would talk to me was obviously (in retrospect) one of those pedo hunter groups.I didn't realize it at the time, since I wasn't thinking about sex. I just wanted to see what it was like, and some girl was supposedly begging for 5 Seconds of Summer tickets.I asked what 5SoS was, and she started talking about how her mom neglects her and treat her like they don't want her around... How guys her age don't understand her and she's not popular because she's too alternative and geeky.I didn't give a shit about who I was talking to because I just wanted to talk to anyone.I think we chatted for like 30 minutes, and then as they kept laying out bait, I realized what it was.Kinda turned me off to the site. The only people who would talk to me were people trying to bait me into a sting.Fucking gay.
>>541428163BOUGHT FOR 3.2 MILLION BY CHINKS AT AN AUCTIONNEED TO SHOW ID TO REGISTER.HMMMM..I WONDER WHAT THOSE DIRTY CHICKS ARE UP TO,44IT WILL BE REDDIT BUT IN VIDEO FORM,..SO THAT MEANS U FAT LOSERS WILL BE THERE
Just holding my dick waiting
>honeypot for teenagers and pedos
>>541428163oh fucking FINALLY the other sites are a tower of babble shit.It looks like it's going to be ass compared to old omegle, but the current tower of babble shit is horrendous
>>541429265Wtf were you guys doing there! Is it like a NY park, flashers everywhere. lol
I think I'm just gonna keep arguing with kweens on monkey app
>>541428163I remember back when it originally launched. I was there when it first happened on /b/ and we had omegle threads on /b/.I also remember when chatroulette first came out and many adult men showed their penises to me on cam and at the time I was a minor.
>>541429451ARREST YOURSELF AT ONCE
>>541428439Nice larp, but if you've been here for years getting fed screencap information, yet never went after the full link to check comments or context (since you say you only saw Twitter 2 times), then you are just a stupid scrooler, and your behavior is the same that of a stupid social media scrooler.
>>541428163It'll instantly be full of indians.
>>541428163I am so excited not to talk to people again.>asl?>m>Stranger disconnected.
>>541428163Oh boy I can't wait for the website dedicated to 40 yo Indians showing their dicks to 14 year olds to come back
>>541428163>https://www.omegle.com/"Verified CommunityAge and safety protections help keep minors safe and create a trusted, respectful environment for everyone.Protected ConversationsAdvanced technology helps identify inappropriate behavior and supports a safer experience.24/7 Safety MonitoringOur safety systems and moderation team are always working to protect the community." it looks like this will just relaunch as a fed honeypot
STAND IN LINE, FRONT AND CENTER ANONS. YOU HAVE BEEN DRAFTED TO FEND OFF ANOTHER OMEGLE ZOMBIE OUTBREAK. YOUR MISSION IS SIMPLE, BUT CRUCIAL:>hop on Omegle and start a text chat>you have seven bullets>immediately ask "WHAT IS OP?">if the other person says anything pertaining to asl (age sex location), that is a zombie. Shoot one bullet to the head and move on>if not, it is a civilian. Move along>however, if the person uses any form of zoomer lingo, shoot him down on the spot AND DOUBLE TAP. THAT'S TWO BULLETS IF YOU CAN'T COUNT. Zoomer that mindlessly spout their jumbled jargon are carriers to the disease. Report any and ALL zoomer firings to the thread with a screenshot>if the person says "Faggot", it is a fellow squadmate. Reload and part waysRETREAT WHEN YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO AND POST YOUR SCORE. MOVE OUT.
>>541428163Calling people niggers was fun as hell
I tooled up with multiple <18yo chick's on there, good times, drove all the way down to Tennessee to fuck one. The good old days.
>>541428163It was filled with bots and Jeets by the end I'm sure with all the AI now it will be great
>>541428163> WHEN DOES THE NARWHAL BACON> AT MIDNIGHT> WE DID IT REDDIT> OOOOOOOOH :O> basedjack.jpg
