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Scientists grew human brains in a petri dishe and plugged them into doom, the hell videogame.
Their entire existence is literally in the doom universe, actual hell.
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>>541429458
a petri dish just flew over my house!!!
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>>541429458
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>you merely adapted the virtual world
>I was born in it, molded by it
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>>541429458
Don’t worry we aren’t creating horrors beyond comprehension - some dumbfuck scientist probably
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May we see this cell playing the video game?
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>>541429458
it's more like if the game bop-it had nation destroying potential, like launching missiles and deploying troops and setting off EMP's, and they trained a monkey to play bop-it, and then they go, "they trained a monkey to destroy humanity with the worst weapons we have!"
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>>541429458
The human digestive system has 100-500 million neurons. Imagine being born as a sewage management neuron. It's almost as bad as being Indian.
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>>541429627

https://youtube.com/shorts/XGjbN7gS8gQ
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>>541429537
You know how I know this is our true reality here on Earth?
...Because I woke up once.
As a severed head.
In a lab.
4 lab coat guys going "oh shit he's awake" and drugging me again.
This is fact. I know the horrifying truth. It's because we are criminals btw in some futuristic society.
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>>541429627
It's a cluster of cells, I think it's like the size of a pea and they sometimes even grow simple eyes, but I'd like to see this too
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Ikr I loved in a small town with nothing to do and nowhere to go and only owned 1 game that I played over and over and over and over and over.
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>>541429458
>plugged them into doom, the hell videogame.
it's not as deep as you're thinking
it's a techfag meme basically where you take minuscule computers/devices and ask "but can it run doom?" as a tech demo
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>>541429458
the most difficult thing about a idiot posting idiot things is how to explain to the idiot just how idiotic he is... thats where i am with you... the time and effort it takes to explain to you just how stupid you are is just not worth it, especially considering that correcting stupid peoples stupidity doesnt make them change their stupid minds.
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>>541429458
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Spider masterminds when?
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>>541429806
You don’t know as much as you think you do. Consciousness might be created with just a few hundred neurons
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>>541429701
I've seen you post before.
I've started to see similar shit a couple times but couldn't get fully awake. Totally got lab vibes from the environment. There was a demon or a guy in a demon mask.

Another time, idk if it was a dream, but I was a skeleton entombed in a wall in basically actually hell, and they also said something like oh shit put her back. I'm not trans or female(as far as I know) but they shoved the skeleton back into the wall and plugged it in and I woke up.
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>>541429458
Probably analogous to what caused the Big Bang.
> Lets make a video game where beings literally are required to kill and eat each other in order to survive and exist.
> Make life exist on only one planet that is nanoscopic compared to the size of the universe to make them extra lonely, meaningless and vulnerable.
> Then lets insert humans into the simulation, not only do they feel physical pain, but lets give them oversized sensitive egos and intellects so they create trauma, twisted narcissistic defense mechanisms, taxes, shame-based religions, school drudgery and wageslavery so they can torture themselves and each other over and over again for generations.
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>>541429803
That actually makes it more horrifying, not less
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>>541429803
It's one thing to run Doom. It's another to play it.
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>>541432155
You mean for your entire existence to be in the doom realm
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>>541429701
>>541429898
real schizo hours
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>>541429458
>200,000 brain cells
That's like the size of the ball in a ballpoint pen.
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>>541429458
Impressive. I don't see anything morally wrong with this at this kind of scale - a fully functioning human brain has an average of 86 billion neurons. 200,000 neurons isn't even double the amount of neurons in a fruit fly. So it's not like they grew a conscious human brain and forced it to play Doom forever.
I think it could be an interesting way of studying neurons and their associated cells. They should run more experiments where they add various types of glial cells, and see how that effects the neurons' performance.
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>>541429570
Bane was a great character, but he (the writers) missed a line
>darkness my old friend
The abyss consumes many, but for those of us that walk in and out of it, it’s close to enlightenment.
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>>541429458

Yep, all of these "educated" Jews will get the Doom they seek, Anon
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>>541429458
Bible: Your mother is an animal, she produces animals. Your Father is God he created your soul. Put your Father God first. The soul possesses the animal. The animal will die, the soul is eternal.
Your animal body that your mother gave you is temporary and insignificant.
The flesh is not a soul, it is only flesh.
The animal can be possessed by souls or demons.
An animal brain grown in a lab, may be possessed by a demon, but not a soul.

Demons playing Doom are harmless.
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>>541429458
Brain organoids have very limited neuron activity unless they are connected to something and have something to do. Their consciousness is not going to be as a human trapped in a video game because consciousness comes from embodification.
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>>541429458
The cells in the petri dish are not 'experiencing' the equivalent of 'human brain being trapped in the hellish doom world'. You're falling for clickbait bullcrap
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>>541434097
>The cells in the petri dish are not 'experiencing' the equivalent of 'human brain being trapped in the hellish doom world'.
Yet.
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>>541434006
>Demons playing Doom are harmless.

but don't let them play Skynet
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>>541429458
While 200k cells is luckily still a microscopic mass that's totally unstructured... it reminds me of the case of that French bureaucrat whose brain had essentially totally died and he was still (as far as observers could tell) still conscious. He had a neurodegenerative disease which slowly killed his brain from the inside out. When he presented for something like leg pain, they took an MRI and round out that the only part of his brain left was the cerebral cortex -- inside it was just CSF.

My point is that we don't understand what actually generates consciousness. We can map certain functions to certain areas of the brain, and the structure of our brain seems to act as a kind of bootloader for consciousness, but the case of that French dude strongly suggests its adaptability is such that all that's absolutely required for consciousness is brain cells.
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>>541429458
If we can’t eventually create whole humans in-vitro, we failed as a species.
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>>541434378
Consciousness is remote, not local
Your brain doesn't store your memories, they are stored in the cloud.
You are not in your body, you operate the body remote control.
Soul possesses the animal,
Parasites inhabit the animal.

Parasites in the body can manipulate your body. You are remotely possessing the animal, the brain is a transceiver sending and receiving signals. We can see activity in the brain, when it's sending and receiving, but there's no hard-drive or RAM in the body.
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>>541434996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hO4p3xeTtUA
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>>541429458
>I have no mouth and I must RIP AND TEAR
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>>541434450
If you can't create humans you failed as a man, the species is creating them every day.

Wanting to mass produce humans on an assembly line is fail.

There are women out there who would like to improve the species, and if you demonstrate a good reason why she should have you, you might sway her, to produce a human with her.

Map out your genes, and highlight your better points, maybe she will be willing to overlook your flawed genes, if there's enough evidence presented.
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>>541436141
>Hello muh lady, here is a laboratory writeup of my genes, you might be particularly interested in allele no. 4437348
Pussy dries up instantly
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>>541436141
When we master creating humans, we wont need women anymore. We’ll go straight to space and transcend death.

Realize that the earth is dying. It’s spin is slowing, it’s magnetic field is weakening, the moon is drifting away, the surface is being flooded by the waters that prior fed it from below, all life is shrinking.

We don’t have much time.
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>>541429458
Do they have consciousness? If somehow they can replicate consciousness entirely in the lab, it will answer many questions about what state of being really is
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>>541434006
>Put your Father God who allows satan to rule the world first.
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>>541438143
Jews aren’t small, weak, effeminate and matriarchal as a coincidence, anon.
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>>541429458
All the wagie breeders depend on the judeo-masonic government to protect their tax spawn from Tyrone and Abdul as well as you chuds. Most people are docile breeder wagies who have no interest in any revolution or radical change, never mind risking their life for anything. All they care about is waging so that their tax spawn can survive into adulthood and perpetuate the cycle.
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>>541437761
God makes souls
Women make flesh
You aren't God

Nothing lives outside the Van Allen belts.
Your body burns up instantly if you try to go into "space"

If you have an Idea for a shielding that can protect man outside the van allen belts, give NASA a call, they have been offering a
$5 BILLION reward for many decades and nobody has cashed in yet.

Reminder Elon Musk, said that he wants to die on Mars. Never once has he said that he wants to live on Mars. It's a subtle distinction, but it's a damn important one.
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>>541429671
a neuron would never be aware of its scale of existence as we are with the universe
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>>541438249
I have lots of ideas, but I don’t want to give them away yet. I’ve already said too much.
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>>541438143
You have free will.
If you don't want God as your Father
say the word, and he disowns you.
When God disowns you, then Satan is your daddy.
Satan really really hates man. Do you know why? Satan is jealous of man, because God didn't give the angels waifu. When God made Eve for Adam, Satan drooled. He begged God "give me a penis" but God said no.
Satan wants God's "mankind experiment" to fail. He want God to go back to how it was before man, before women. Back to how it was when there were just a bunch of dickless angels.
Satan doesn't rule the earth, he can't touch you while you're alive. Only if you fail God's test, then Satan will destroy your soul in hell.

Anyone who tries to sneak into heaven (space) burns in hell.
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>>541436635
I'm a 6'6" Chad IQ over 200
Most women are intimidated by me.
Women are liars. The say they want one thing, but that's not what they really want. They know that they can't get what they want.

If I'm in public, sure there are women attracted to me, it's only natural that they would want those genetics for their children.

When I'm online where they can't see my body, a LOT more women are attracted to my mind.

Women live in fantasy, they are almost always imagining being with Chad, no matter who they are sleeping with.

Don't sell yourself short, women are willing to overlook physical flaws, if you can dazzle them in other ways.
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>>541429701
>This is fact
No it's not, you just made it up.
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>>541429458
Great news actually, finally we have obtained programmable machines capable of desire (without the hassle of socially engineering living humans) and potentially capable of PSI phenomena.
The potential is infinite, from automated prayer iteration to focused manifestation engines.

The history of Magitech begins now.
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>>541434996
Doubtful that it's remote, even if some remote forces trigger it. The brain's analogue cloud mimics electromagnetism in some ways: when an electric field stimulates a magnet, even a hall sensor, it forces the edge boundaries of the magnetic field to sharpen coherence and better sculpt/define the edge which is otherwise a vague potential edge prior. Similarly in a brain, your bio-electric signals are constantly shaping and sculpting 3D analogue cloud shapes. The more and harder you think, the sharper and more defined those clouds become, eventually overlapping and becoming larger clusters.
So maybe that sculpting is what causes it.
We know that both a rock and an industrial hammer are both a hammer, but one works better arbitrarily due to laws of physics that we find out after-the-fact dictating that the hammer you have in your tool kit is better sculpted and shaped to generate and direct force.
Form creates function in essence.
The brain is probably no different, i.e. consciousness has a geometric shape, however amorphous or blobular or arbitrary it might be. We just have to figure out the explicit geometric shape that generates it.
Obviously easier said than done, but that's where you're going to find the answer is by starting there. Even if there's remote tethering, you'd still have to figure out the physical form that generates the function of actually acting as the receiver portion of the brain, as opposed to the rest which acts as the storage and supplementary components.
Learn2ReverseEngineer nigger. Quit the schizo babble and come back to reality.
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>>541434006
>Bible: blah blah blah
I don't give a fuck about how illiterate goat herders from bronze age galilee interpreted the world.
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>>541439791
why did you jews kill the queen of France
and pretend it was a revolution
don't forget to dilate
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>>541429458
>Scientists grew human brains
maybe just do them and see if it helped
add people financing them next
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>>541439468
If you believe that you are only flesh, that becomes your reality, your truth.

If you have nightmares about your flesh burning off, and you want to call that "global warming" that is not prophetic, that's your reality. Normal people don't have those nightmares , we aren't the ones who are going to hell. Nothing is going to destroy the earth for a very long time. Armageddon is a thousand years after Revelations.

The brain is mostly a bag of fish oil. I have squeezed one in my hand, and watched it ooze between my fingers.

A hemispherectomy is a brain surgery where one half (hemisphere) of the brain is either physically removed or completely disconnected from the other half. It is primarily performed on children with severe, drug-resistant epilepsy. They turn out fine.
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>>541429458
>AI screenshot
I'm not reading a single word you gay fucking zoomer braindead ADHD 0 attention span fucking faggot sub human covid vaccinated idiot
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>>541442261
Tldr
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>>541429897
Yes, sample size for consciousness will always be 1. There's nothing that can be extrapolated. You might be the only consciousness that exists, consciousness might be an innate property in all matter, there could be a thousand consciousnesses in every brain, there's no way to possibly know anything relating to consciousness.
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>>541441922
>They turn out fine.
No they don't. It drastically alteres personality and capabilities/potential.
It can also case shit like alien hand syndrome, and the other half of the brain basically has locked in syndrome at that point and if it gets pissed off enough it can control the other hand and smack people or throw shit at them or even hit yourself like tourettes syndrome on steroids and meth. It's absolutely hell for the other side of the brain, you split the person in half, and half of them is in hell like a fucking goauld host
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>>541429701
its true i once did a shitton of lsd and n20 together and a feminine gatekeepe snake entity told me im a wanted criminal with a debt on my soul, they told me telephatically that i escaped into 3D but they would get me once I die pretty grim stuff if true
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>>541442918
yeah bro just cutout your prefrontal cortex consciousness is just vibes bro and isnt at all related to the actual brain its a hecking radiorino!
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>>541443012
>you split the person in half
if you split the brain and leave both halves, it can lead to problems.
Removing a hemisphere is better. When you have 1 antenna receiving remote controls from the soul all is good. IQ remains the same after removal.

If you split the brain into 2 separate antennas, the soul communicates with one of them, the other is hackable by demons.

The point is that your brain doesn't hold data.
The animal can live with no brain at all, and it can function with 10% of a brain
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>>541429701
Simulation theory is dead.



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