TWO MORE HEATWAVES are coming, and of course your Swiss weatherman will be here to discuss what's happening!First heatwave only for the Balkans / Eastern Europe starting tomorrow.Second heatwave starting from around the 6th of september for the entire Europe once again.They make number 6 and 7 this summer!Some NEWS from France; lowest potato yield in 30 years (probably since 1976).https://www.potatonewstoday.com/2026/08/24/french-potato-production-could-fall-23-as-drought-and-heat-cut-yields-lowest-yields-in-more-than-30-years/
Only fatasses complain about the heat. Maybe hit on a diet and have some self-respect?
The only places that seem close to an unbearable degree of heat today already are Western Greece and Albania.There's already some Humidex values close to 45 and it's only 10h!
>>541436093It's because of the CME's not climate change.https://open.spotify.com/episode/7oOWhLvU0hgzqR0VKznulx.
>>541436225I am happy if fatties get exterminated by heatwaves, healthy atletic people are impacted too (particularly during blackouts).
>>541436312Interpret it as you want, but we never saw a summer with 6-7 heatwaves all going above 40°C in Europe.
>>541436093Exposes how most euros are neets, if.toy want to cool off, grab an umbrella, put some cream on and head outsideOh wait, youll get mugged by a nigger.My fuckng bad.
>>541436343>28 max on the southern english coast not my problem
>>541436418Almost like Vance wants Europe to be Islamified? Hmmm
Send some heat here, niggers.
>>541436343The micronova is coming
>>541436312https://www.eso.org/public/unitedkingdom/news/eso2207/Nothing will stop it
>>541436418Yup, all green in the UK (for now).Let's see if you'll have some temp spikes too the 6th-10th of September.
>>541436093Proof that Russia isn't Europe.
>>541436093I live in Montreal and it's been a completely unremarkable summer. A few hot days where I sweated a bit more than usual and that's about it.
Nice. Summer's ending and I'd like another wave before it's done.
>>541436093>Number 6 and 7ok that made me chuckle
>>541436093Good. I like heatwaves. I feel like each one saves me around 3000 złotys that I didn't spend on vacation in some subtropical country.
>>541436343>weyou are from india
>>541436956Fuck off retard, I already told you I'm not a disgusting jeet, I even showed you my hand you stupid fucks.
>>541437376Go back to Albania subhuman.
>Europe HeatwavesBULLSHIT its cold here now!turn on the heating damn it>climatebullshitchangemyarse!
Nothingburger. Swissanon is delulu.
>>541438917>>541439028NIGGERS
>>541441472albaner
>>541436093LOL, wut?
>>541441949halt dini fresse I bi kei albaner
>>541442043Is today the 6th of september?Learn to read anon.
>>541442254und wir kei nigger du depp
>>541436956>>541437279Lol every time I make a post that makes these anons assmad they call me the jeet. So which is it? Are there two Swiss Jeets now? Is the Jeet multitasking with multiple IPs to shitpost even more?
>>541442286These niggers can't predict anything more than 2 days in advance.Either way, shill thread.
>>541436343>Interpret it as you want, but we never saw a summer with 6-7 heatwaves all going above 40°C in Europe.sweet summer children have not been alive long enough to see itreminder that the polar vortex brought the same heat around to you a bunch of times>all going above 40Cthe humidex is FAKE AND GAY
>>541442410you ignore getting btfo'd like a jeet or plebbitorno matter how hard and how many times, you run right back to the table to peddle fake and gay bullshit and then have most of the participants in the thread make fun of your retarded ass bullshit
>>541436093LMAO 67Also, good timing, I'm planning a bike trip in September. Thank you for the "good" news, mr weatherman.
>>541444315>I'm planning a bike trip in SeptemberAs long as it's in Poland you'll probably be fine.
>>541444736the real thing that puts these retard threads over the top is that you really legitimately think co2 is causing thisthat makes this whole thread an exercise in retardationanti scientific retardationbecause co2isms are not only unscientific, they are anti scientific because one is required to discard physical reality in order to subscribe to this meme.
>>541436093Aaaaaaaaa we're all gonna die!Oh wait, we didn't so far and we won't with whatever this crap is either.
>>541445542If you're young and healthy you won't die, unless you have mental retardation and/or schizophrenia. Thankfully that's a eugenic phenomenon.https://www.wired.com/story/heat-wave-schizophrenia/
>summer is hotmore news at 10
