MUTTMERICANS CONFIRMED SHARTING IN THE MART! IT'S OGREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!>inb4 honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoardersBETTER STOCK UP WHILE YOU CANhttps://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/aug/26/paper-product-toilet-paper-tariffs-us-canada
>>541447379They can use these;
>a fucking leaf>trying to start another toilet paper panic like with covid>elbows up!
>>541447470Cork my cornhole?
>>541447497ummmm vpn trumpletyou forgot to turn back to burger flag
>>541447497>people still use this shit meme despite the authors of the study admitting the picture doesn't reflect what retards think it says.it's insane how retarded your kind are.
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>>541447623There is no reason to believe anything an academic says once they are under threat of the totalitarian ideology subverting academia.
>>541447379Portable bidets of any kind can be bought cheaply from the internet and over time it's a fraction of the cost while keeping your ass clean unlike toilet paper.21st century and Americans insist on living in the 70s...
>>541447557Why do chinks have to use VPNs in the first place?
>>541447623>studyWho paid for said study?
shit like this makes you genuinely question what's wrong with the world economy.it's one thing if you import products that are not available in your nation, either because you lack the natural resources, or because they don't grow in your climate. or if it's technology that's so advanced it's ruinously expensive to set up the infrastructure so it's better to just rely on the one other countries have already built.but why toilet paper. you wipe your ass with it. it's on the lowest tech level you could think of, and the resources for it grow basically everywhere around the planet except for desert shitholes.surely there is no need to import it from another nation and transport it for thousand of kilometers.
>>541447379>oh no>anywayI bought a Costco TP loaf a year ago. I still haven't gotten through the first layer of it.picrelated The Canadian fears the handshower wash-my-ass-after-shitting no-toilet-paper-user
Oh say can you shart, down at the local WalmartBy the dawn’s early light (and the Taco Bell late night)What so proudly we held—till the cheeks gave a startAnd the brown tide came rolling, both sudden and brightWhose broad stripes (on the boxers) and bright stars (of shame)Through the perilous fight with the sphincter’s last claimO’er the aisle we watched, while the damage streamed freeAnd the rocket’s red glare? Nah, just the seat of your jeansAnd the bombs bursting in air? That’s the silent releaseGave proof through the night that the load wouldn’t ceaseOh say does that star-spangled skid-mark yet waveO’er the land of the free… and the pants we can’t saveOh say, can you smell it—that warm, lingering cloudAs you waddle past checkout, head hung and bowedFrom the dairy to pharmacy, trail left behindWhile the flag of your dignity flutters, resignedAnd the people still stare, as you pray for a bagOr a change of clean clothes from the clearance-sale rackOh say, does that star-spangled banner yet waveO’er the land of the free… and the home of the brave
>>541447874Well, we only import about 5% of the TP we use, and we export about 5% of what we manufacture, so it basically balances out. It's not like we're Singapore, which imports practically everything it needs and exports banking and other financial services.
>>541447802Americans are so gay that they fear putting anything near their asshole is gonna make them crave cock. They don't even wash themselves properly.
>>541447379Bidet is like $12 on amazon.
>>541447379A fucking LEAF.
>>541448082>Fear putting anything in their ass would make them crave cock>still finger their asses with toilet paper>still suck with gusto the jewish cock anywaysLol lmao
>>541447874World is too interconnected for one single place to be pushed away without the rest of the world paying for it.This is why the orange bitch is absolutely retarded with his tariff shit.Now he is completely fucked by china denying him rare earth minerals and he double fuck himself because he now could lose not only toilet paper but the oil they need from canada in the future is this bs continues.
>>541448082>>541449162no bully pls
>>541447874Paper requires trees and milling it requires freshwater. Canada has a 5th of the world's fresh water, which makes it much cheaper and more cost-effective to make paper products here than down south. It's part of the reason Canada and the US are always at loggerheads over softwood lumber trade.Most of America's forestry industry is dedicated to other wood products that are higher margin, since producing them in the US is more expensive. Thus they rely a lot on importing the cheap stuff like TP from Canada. They could produce it themselves, but at a higher cost and at the expense of producing less of other wood products. Trade allows both industries to benefit from economies of scale but it also means that American bathrooms are vulnerable to retarded leadership taxing their toilet paper during a sharting epidemic.
If the average American uses one roll per day, how long before they're shitting themselves in Walmart?
