come watch niggers beg to be released early from prisonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2T7J1saTm0How many nogs do you think we'll get today?
>>541447753TYBmornin frensi saw a lineup of six and HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING
I've really come to despise this state, after making the mistake of moving back to appease my mom.
>>541447796WTF indeed, looks liek the ZOO is full today
TYBFrom the names in the line up looks like it's gonna be a white boy Wensday
>>541447753TYB and good morning anons. Here is the docket. This is the most parole hearings we have had in a while.
>ba ba black sheep
>>541447869https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X27IfAgzhTYtheme music
Randy appears
>>541447908Snacks are readyBaker needed btw, I have to go to my mom's birthday party later
and done
>>541447853What part of Louisiana are you in anon? Coastal Louisiana has some of the best fishing in the US, and you could get set up to do it for not a whole lot of money. Food road tripping in Louisiana is also fun.
he needs to wipe that jizz off the corner of his mouth
>>541448006Romanians have birthdays??!Jk been to a Romanian wedding was lovely. Have funI haven't been in this general for ages what's TYB?
>>541448120Fuck I'm guessing thank you baker
>>541448120Thank you baker
>>541448146das it
>>541448076What do you think it's pronouns are?
TYBStarting off with a Randy takedown. Nice.
>>541448120Thank you, yeah Romanians don't usually have birthdays, at most one a year, it's rare to find someone who has two or more>>541448146You got it fren :)
blubbery white boy Ethan Suplee lookin' ass and this absolute monster of a prison guard who thinks she's Jackie Brown
>>541448349Do you know Charlotte anon? He has disappeared and I miss him.
>ure addicted to being a thief>and u suk at it 2
Your not even good at it KEK
Ledoux is funny.
Gm frens. Randy's mic is sounding crisp. >>541447753tyb
>>541448790RJM iPhoneHe upgraded to da super duper MAX PRO 28 bing bing wahooooooooohe had trouble transferring his Farmville account over but the nice gent at the Verizon store helped
>Hundleyone of kerry's goons. like seemingly everyone who works for the parole project, he murdered someone in cold blood and now works to free other murderers
Oh, Andrew Hundley is here
>>541448549From what I've gathered on 4plebs he's a Charlotte Voll fan, most likely a /r9k/ user and a simp?Can you give me a QRD though? I am not familiar with this romanianon and his posts, looks like a fine lolcow imo
it's confused old lady day apparently
Andy shops @ Target
Ohhh no we have a Martin Luther Kang type nigger
this motherfucker wants to be denzel washington so fucking bad
THIS NIGGER READS FROM CHATGPT!
You just know this nigga is part of The Nation.
Das a bunch of 30's also I forgot Cory can be a black name. Oh he has ass kissin game.
>>541449249He was a funny dude and absolutely obsessed with her. But then she got a boyfriend and grew her hair out and it seems like he lost interest and disappeared. He even managed to talk with her a bit after another anon messaged Charlotte on social media. It was great entertainment while it lasted.
this movie changed this nigga's life
>muslimYou can stay
Wrap it up nigger, nobody is impressed you can almost read from chatGPT
>>541449444checked and correct
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stuck in meetings at work, haven't been able to watch anything yet
>trying to become a truck driver>oh and he also has a sociology degreelolololololol
>>541449903You have not missed any 12 year olds with herpes yet
oh sweet jesus how the fuck do you show up for one of these things if you can't even figure out how to turn on the microphone?
>>541449998>>541449999
>>541448039New Orleans area. Working in Houston, which is very similar to New Orleans, opened my eyes to how truly awful the quality of life and career opportunities are in this state.This state will never improve. There is a reason investment fucks off after about 10-15 years from the state bribing them with subsidies. It will continue to be a corrupt shithole worse than third world countries. Even when it comes to sleaze, you are, you are far safer and less on edge in the redlights of downtown Bangkok than downtown NOLA or, God forbid, B*ton Rouge. Can Louisiana pull off the Dutch levels of geoengineering to keep NOLA above water? Don't be ridiculous; the governor shut some of that down as gay and wasteful.
>>541449564Of course he's a Bucharest nigger, STB is Bucharest Society for Transport.There are two kinds of Bucharest "people", those who are clinically insane and those who are not yet categorized as clinically insane, both of them were born in Moldavia
>concuroh lawd he be usin' them fancy words
This guy is a comedy sketch
>>541450141
>amberlampsthe modern shibboleth for the people
>>541450121It's like you are being asked "Are you inheriting a successful family business? Are you an ambulance chasing lawyer? Are you in a guild like some of the boat captains?" If the answer is "No", then you can fuck off and make jack shit.There's a very romantic quality that's not replicated anywhere else, certainly not in the South. However, it doesn't make sense to stay in LA once you get down to brass tacks for most people.
>>541450121>Working in HoustonHa! Houston is where I am at. BTW, you are relatively close to Venice Louisiana, which is regarded as perhaps the sport fishing capital of the USA. You can book tuna trips, inshore fishing or whatever interests you with a guide. Might be fun before you move.>>541450141Kek
>>541450398He speaks like the educated coon in a Key & Peele parody
I am amazed he only got 30 years for killing 4 people in Louisiana
BunkBunk, bunkBunk, bunk it up
so his version is he accidentally killed one guy only
yezmamyezmamyezmamyezmamholy shit nigger just wait till she's done talking you fuck
>>541450901HE A GOOD BOY!No Motha' Should Have to Fear for Her Sun's Life Erry Time He Robs da Sto'
all that jibber jabber shuckin n jivin and his ass still got denied lol
D-D-D-DENIED, back to the cage nigga!
>>541450571Rice Military has some of the aesthetic qualities of Orleans but it's no replacement, and I always try to stop for lunch or breakfast in H-town's Chinatown when I pass through.It's a shame I haven't found a good poboy in Texas yet. That's what I always craved when I went back to see family in LA when I was working in Houston.
I havent been in one of these in forever. I love watching it lolWhat is TYB
>>541451472thank you, baker
>>541451472total yiddish deathjk >>541448186
that deputy looks like Ozempic Bill Duke
>>541451577thanks,This guard is lucky hes not the one up for parole this time
>>541451261>H-town's ChinatownSolid choice. Damn, I am trying to think of a good poboy in Houston. Houston is a way underrated food culture. I know we have a good poboy somewhere. Let me know if you find one. Oddly enough, aside from Darrell's in Lake Jackson, the best poboy I have ever had was in a 2-pumper gas station in rural Louisiana.
>sent a dick pic to his own kidfucking lol
>Be black>Idolize Marilyn MonroeYou think that would drive them mad looking at their superior all day.
Yet another nog bringing his nigglets for extra pity points...
quite a beak on that bitch. who's that next to her? she might have a few good years in her if you squint just right.>STATICSTATICSTATIC
FIX YOUR MIC
>Mother dies of cancer>Send your child a dick picThis is a logical series of events for a nigger lmao.
>This bitch got a roach in her phone
>>541451864He's wearing MLKLmao.
You can hear the lip smacking through the static, I'm fucking dying
the daughter accidentally says he had a problem with drugs
They keep calling it a mistakeSending dick pics to your own daughter is a choice not a mistake>Speak on his behaveGod I hate niggers
>>541451840>I am trying to think of a good poboy in Houston.They always fuck up the bread and use some soft sub roll instead of something with the crunch of a proper poboy baguette. The banh mi baguettes are the closest thing, but sometimes you just want a dressed fried shrimp poboy.
>>541451864Gotta love it kek
Both meemaws are hereThis nigga is roasted toasted and flambéed
holy crap this guy and kids are all retarded as f
>>541452138>>541451840>poboyAs a Yankee, calling a sandwich a poboy always makes me laugh
>>541452060You should've been there, it was fucking hilarious, they lined up their nog kids like a white girl lines up her plushies on the bed.They just stood there like NPCs the whole time the camera was on.
>>541452138Yeah, the Viets get it right for sure. There is even a big demand for Viet cajun crawfish with several restaurants. I bet one of them makes a decent poboy.
Don't they prepare these idiots for these?
The "Ah, My Bad" defense. Bold play.
What's lesson one in sex offender class?
>>541452363>Don't touch your childs hooha.
>>541452363When you see cunny, you must runny.
D-D-D-DENIED!!!The only approved parole for today was for the white guy, very impressive Louisiana!
Back to your cell incest pedo
>Daddy sent us texts (two times to two different daughters) of his ashy dick >one his behave let him go
Hello motherHello fatherHere we are inCamp Granado
>>541452363When in doubt, don't whip it out
>>541452427The mother should be investigated her self for brainwashing the niglets into defending this sick man.
>>541452138>>541452296BB's Tex-Orleans and Paulie's Poboys in West U have good poboys
>>541452363https://youtu.be/_YmDcCpD1gc
>>541452274it's called that because some deli gave them out for free to "dem poboys out dere in de hawt sun" during some dock worker or shipyard worker strike.
>Tweaky Gonzales
Come watch honkies brainwash their children into Trannies.
The one after this ones DOC # starts with a 4 so they been down a while might be good
>>541452138BTW, I know this is out of your way and you won't go here. But for the record The Fish Spot in Texas City has good shrimp poboys. I used to launch my boat there and it is cool because they will also cook any fish you catch to order + cold beer. Really nice after a hot day fishing.https://www.yelp.com/biz/the-fish-spot-texas-city>>541452489Thanks anon
>>541452466Notice how she was coaching the retarded youngest who was obviously reading to the best of her abilityFucking "Speaking on his behave."
"I made a mistake"I'm 100% sure that this spic is thinking that his mistake was being lousy and getting caught. Insta-deny, next!
The cornball spamfag is back using fucking 70s sitcom slurs no one uses anymoreI for one am going to filter him
>IT'S ONLY TWO POUNDS OF METH
>people who buy things of their own free will are victimsno
he keeps rolling his eyes like that's going to help
Come watch honkies start crying as a ruin their parole thread for like the 3rd time in a row ;)
Drug dealers and mules are oblivious to how much law enforcement and the DEA know about themThey got him on the 2 pounds but had been taking notice of the rest of his drugs for way longer
No programs!
>541452689>541453118Looks like someone's babydaddy got his parole denied, also no (You)'s, go die in a ditch nigger
can't find anything as of yet. bet she killed her husband.
>>541453251>mfw I hear "no progams"
>>541452714The fuck hahaha. Fucking nigs, man.
>>541452714I haven't done this to a girl :(
>>541453427Let me guess it was self defense and a dead man tells no tales he was just this abusive monsterThe same tired shit everytime
Come watch homosexual unemployed honkies make fun of incarcerated individuals and act like kindergarteners ;)
>>541452714>1959An ancient niggress almost as old as my father lmao. This one should be good
>>541453503
I guess the benefit of being that old and in prison is all your opposition is dead. But so are your supports.
>7 years hard laborlmao literal slavery for a nog>Tell us what ya didYou just read it>And why ya think we shud release ya earlySo she's been pre-denied
>>541453768i don't think it's going to help when her story is this retarded
I don't see anyone in support or oppositionYeah they're all dead lol
>i went to go get something for somebody
Oh she was a junkie mule
Why do they even bother with the classes?
Jesus her iq is like below 70
>paying attention in class so well she needs the white lady to remember the names of the classes for her
>>541453870in order to transfer taxpayer dollars into the coffers of the state and state public employee unions
That sheboons hair keeps teleporting it seems. You guys see that or is it just me?>She's retarded
>She's retardedCaptain Obvious over here kek
Did the warden just call her retarded?
>>541453890I think she's genuinely retarded
>>541453958Okay, so what's the reasoning for everyone playing pretend? The OSTENSIBLE reason?
I think she said "She's worked hard at it" but it sounded like "She's retarded", right?
>>541453961Zoom keeps interpreting it as part of the background
Did I miss anything? 21 years hard labor for 3 counts of sch. 2 drugs is a bit too much imo...She also looks like she can cook up some mean celling bird soup and she can't have nigglets anymore, so I would grant her parole.
>>541453975>>541453978>>541453995She said something like "she's tried her hardest" but it did sound like retarded
>>541454028the reason they give the useful idiots is that the reason bad people do bad things is because they just don't know that they are bad, and if you just sit them down nicely and explain it to them that bad things are bad then they won't do bad things anymore.
>>541454136It did sound like she said retarded, but I digress. Anyway, is the warden running her vibrator under the desk?!
>rubbing handsAlso, granting parole but not letting them out is pointless. worthless. why bother?
>>5414540964th felony offender.
>>541454296as I understand she goes to a pwogwam and then if she successfully completes that she gets released automatically.
Headset Andrew Tate looking mfer.
RETURN OF THE RANDY
Randy looks like he's dead and stuffed like a animal.
dude has a bit of a s-ss-s-ssstt-tt-t-tuut--tt--eerr-r
Homie is in the Prison Backrooms.
NO PROGRAMS!
I got an uneven moustache like this nigga. Free him.
>>5414543194th time offender -> auntie gets 21 years hard labor because of 3 counts sch. 2 drugs7th time offender -> nog gets 7 years hard labor for batteryI hate niggers so fucking much, but this is bullshit.
>>541454751If I ever learned anything while watching wrestling, all you need to do to cure a stutter is slap the fuck out of the top of his head, and then go and get a table.
>no programmingBro your hands ain't tied just release my nigga whateverhisname
>>541454877Checked and I feel the same way fren.
wtf he actually got it?
>>541454969AND HE GETS GRANTED PAROLE?!
>>541455051congrats on manifesting successfully anon
>>541455051I hate this board lineup so much.
See you fine gents tomorrow
>>541454296is Ms LeDoux reading this thread?
>>541454183I am in awe of that product. The manufacturer has to be aware that the toroidal bar is just going to fall apart even faster and generate even more waste than a conventional shape. Of course this works in their favor as the morons trying conserve will only end up buying more. The text on the packaging perfectly encapsulates what the product is really selling: non-sensical praise for vapid narcissists.
>>541454877Eat my ass honky
>>541455077Checked. WTF is going on? Complete blasphemy. Letting a stuttering nigger out with no programs (well conditional release, but still).
Nah, the judges checked the thread during the sexecutive sesh and now they're just ragebaiting.Granting parole to a 7th time offender, let's see how long until 8.Ty for coming frens, it was fun
Later frens, you too goofy nigger
Love all you guys, no homo. See you tomorrow.
>>541455217>>541455215Later Honkies.
>>541455160yes. precisely like these progrumz, which will shave time off the inmate's sentences without actually doing a damn thing to reform them so that they can get back out on the street and reoffend so they can get sent back to the progrumz. all while making the idiots who get employed by or advocate for these progrumz feel good about themselves.>"i'm helping, I'M HELPING"
