Is /pol/ ready for the first big goy event of the new world order?
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>>541463266nah I'll be playing FF14 waiting for The Duskbloods
>>541463266NOT political. Enjoy the ban.
>>541463266gta 3?
I am 56 and I am stoked for it. I have 2 $20s and 2 $10s in my wallet ready for when it is released. This could very well be the greatest video game of all time.
>>541463266>no one has ever been excited for anything beforeJust a reminder that you post with brown children
>>541463266no PC release so it is nothingburger until PC release
>>541463266I'll be playing Rogue Trader tbqhwy
>>541463266I don't play games that pretend dark skinned demons are human beings.
>>541463266This game will be a disaster
Im going to buy it on xbox series S (the oldest ancient console capable of running modern games) so they have to make it capable of being ran on such degenerate and crypt-worthy hardware, which will severely damage its development cycle in the long run. It's been 6 years, this shit has 10gb of ram, I'm not even going to launch the game.
>>541463368Everything is political
>>541463266never played GTA, never will
>>541463266>give them circus
give me a ps5 and the game for free and i will.
>>541463266Lol, no? Why the hell would I be? We already know it's going to be significantly worse than it's predecessor, which was already significantly worse than it's predecessor.
>>541463685Not possible
why did these fucking games have to go downhill after san andreas? they STILL aren't as good nowadays as that one fucking game
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>>541464326
GTA IV was the last Rockstar game with soul. Leslie Benzies, Lazlow Jones, and Dan Houser don't work there anymore.
>>541463443Ur short $10+tax and tip unc
GTA games in single player I just like driving up and down the boardwalk running people over with my car for hours on end. It's pointless and psychotic but it's so much fun.I tried GTA online and Russian hackers with jetbikes with rocket launchers on the front kept murdering me while I was trying to deliver goods in my truck and then they would laugh and yell Suka Blyat at me. So I uninstalled GTA5.I can't imagine GTA6 has much more to offer. I can run over people in higher resolution or better frame rate, with better physics? Or maybe they have some way to keep Russian hackers from ruining my online experience?I just doubt they will improve the car on pedestrian violence and I really doubt they will be able to keep the Russian hackers out.
>>541463266I already bought it because I'm a good goy
>>541463685She hit the wall in 3 short years. Latinas really do age like shit.
Buy an ad you DOUBLE NIGGER
if this game flops, it will unironically have a domino effect in the whole westthis is legit one of those moments where world timelines diverge
>>541463266Yes, I cant wait to play the woke politically correct Goy Theft Circumsicion 6. I have already preordered for $100 to play it on my GayStation. We got X before GTA6.
I heard this shit's already been leaked to the public and Rockstar is shitting their pants trying to take down the links. Is this true or just trolls being faggots again?
>>541464930they need to stop using the name, stolen valour from past greatsit's like the feminist Ghostbusters, woke GTA
>>541463451>post with brown childrenwait, what?
>>541465563I liked GTA 1 & 2 and I think Rockstar did a good job in 3 and Vice City and even 4 with the social commentary in the radio stations. I think with GTA 5 they steered away from the comedy a bit and tried to make it more of a movie. I expect 6 to have a very cinematic story mode and be very movie like, but it's probably not going to scratch that itch for subversive social commentary.
>>541465450Sure it will sell millions of copies but as a bitter out of work game dev who went down kicking and screaming against the DEI insanity, I'm praying this fucker tanks so hard that causes an irreversible giant black whole that tanks the entire fucking retarded poisoned AAAAAAA+++ games industry until the 2030s.
>>541465896>but it's probably not going to scratch that itch for subversive social commentary.not a chance, their success has neutered them, sad!
plus the amount of time and money that have gone into it they'd gladly take as much soros bux as they can in exchange for selling out
>>541464326Most of those devs years are from jeets
>>541463266I'm gonna buy it just for the full nudity. Once that novelty wears off I'll probably uninstall it like I did with V years ago. GTA is not really my kind of game. I want to play as an honorable warrior not criminal scum.
>>541467506Why not just watch porno on one of the 6million porno websites available to you for free? Pixel fetish?
>>541467928Oh don't worry I do plenty of that too.
>>541463443Ehm, and what are you going to play it on? A friggin' toaster?
>>541463360Based. I'll be working on mods to make my moonies even cuter.
>>541463266I haven't cared about video games since maybe Skyrim at the very latest and even that is arguable, the cutoff was probably earlier as even that game didn't feel right when I first played it. You need to be a brown person to enjoy modern games. Simple as.
>>541463266Here's your big booty latina
>>541463550Based
>>541468793Pokémon BW/BW2, 5, Elder Scrolls: Skyrim, vanilla Minecraft, the original Halo trilogy, Black Ops 2, and Smash Bros. Brawl + Project M was the last generation of gaming before the corruption of the industry, and atomization of the gaming community with PC and toxic subcultures. Everything since has been not memorable, outright trash, or the occasional indie hit title that is somewhat playable. The industry became saturated with those who had a vested interest in undermining and destroying gaming in the West, and broader big companies became divorced from their roots, or sought a wider audience, which in effect sacrificed core values on the pyre. No one excited for modern games truly appreciated it when it was at its peak. I still remember when everyone thought VR was going to be the future of gaming, and everything VR is clunky, low-processing crap, or generally underwhelming. PC is the only avenue for anyone to enjoy gaming anymore, and its typically older or indie titles. Now GTA6 is set to release soon and has the most heavy-handed marketing imaginable, and it will no doubt be much worse than 5. I genuinely wonder if there is any real hype for this game.
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>>541463266Not interested.I tried to play GTA 5 but when I started it up it kept telling me I had to log in and go online, so I just got a refund. I probably had it 20 minutes total. I always thought it was a single player game.
>>541465517Yes, my wife's boyfriend works for Nintendo, and told me it's true. There's also videos from a guy streaming the entire leaked game.
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>>541471865I hate millennials so goddamn much
>>541463266Yeah I can’t wait for cyberleek to spill this to everyone who can torrent. Going to be fun seeing rockstar kikes kvetch about goyim downloading their 10billion dollar money laundering for freeeeee.
>>541463266Nobody's going to buy this garbage after the leak.
>>541463266Nah, I will be playing War Thunder instead.
>>541471865they are such fucking losers... even the men look like faggots. Look at them roll up their jeans. Literally every one of them is gay.
>>541463266I'm going to be buying a PS2 and a CRT tv instead
>>541463368Not political? Are you actually retarded or just pretending
>>541471958Inshallah
>>541472038basedmake sure to get way of the samurai, it's an amazing game2 isn't as good
>>541471865GTA 6 is gonna be WOKE, GAY, POLITICALLY CORRECT, AND RETARDED.
>>541472038Trinitron gang
>>541464136Yeah, if you're a neurotic fucking loser.
>>541471958Cope. Gta is orders of magnitude too big to fail. Jocks will buy it, nerdy losers will buy it. It has shooting people and fucking prostitutes. It has collecting items autistically.
>>541471958>>541471947I love how the argument before was if you steal or pirate game then devs won't make game and now its like ok dont make game faggot now what so they have to cry about stealing wages or some shit.
>>541464523GTA 4 is my favourite. I like the physics, the characters, the story. GTA 4 cutscenes are hilarious. Niko is a cool main character. GTA 6 is gonna be WOKE.
>>541472211Who are these people who are going to buy it though? I'm not buying it? I don't know anyone IRL who is buying it. I don't even know anyone who plays console anymore... everyone is on the PC.
>>541472132Yup thanks. I've made a list of games already. I had a PS1 as a kid but never a PS2 so there's a trove of games I'd like to play and an emulator won't cut it. I don't want to rot in front of an LCD or OLED screen. Somehow it hurts my eyes like a CRT never did
It took too fucking long I don't care
>>541463266I don't understand the hype. Legitimately. I must be too boomer for this but saying the word fuck in a game doesn't automatically make it cool.
>>541464326Terry Davis could have made something even better in a weekend.
Best GTA is Vice City and that's the last white man's game they made.San Andreas was the biggest pusher of nigger and nigger culture acceptance among young Millenials and I will forever hate Cuckstar for taking that direction.Fuck them, I hope the jeeted product is leaked and they go bankrupt.
>>541472221San Andreas was the best one. Sure it was goofy, the graphics might have had a close draw distance, but IMHO that just made driving funnier and more unpredictable.It's been downhill since there. Better graphics and more realism isn't always what's called for.>>541472285Nice. Try out the PS2's graphical enhancements for the PS1, on some games it's great, others it's worse, but you can turn it on and off. Another thing to always leave on is the faster optical drive access, makes playing a LOT of PS1 games much better with the shorter load times. I haven't found a single game it interferes with so I always leave it turned on.
>>541470445They use bots to manufacture concensus and hype. Every plebbit basedboy comments "we got X before GTA 6", as if GTA6 is gonna be a gay piece of shit game.
>>541472408GTA 4 is a white man game.
>>541472432It's not about the graphics or anything. The game engine for III/VC/SA was simply the best one and SA happened to be its last and best iteration. I do like IV's funny physics, but it's more of a gimmick than anything worth playing. And IV felt completely sanitized and soulless to me (no I didn't play online).
>>541471865
This thing is gonna be a massive flop.
>>541471947Just goes to show you that all they care about is money
>>541463360FFXI is where it's at.
>>541463266console only so literally uselessAlso so overhyped, i bet the jeetTa is gonna be shit. Though the goyim preordered like billion worth of copies already so even if the game doesnt run at all they already broke even
>>541464077This shit actually frustrates me with modern gaming. I have 64gb of ram and 24gb of vram, but every modern game is fucking nerfed so poors can play too.
>>541464077CPU power in the s is nearly identical to x
>>541464077>CPU power in the s is nearly identical to xthe Xbox Series S CPU is faster than the PS5
>>541463266I shit all over anyone that plays this garbage
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>>541463266Buy an ad, Rockstar india employee #3677445
>>541472147That should have been known when they started removing tranny jokes from V a decade after its release, replacing all of the Confederate flags on biker property in V, and from the garbage Vice City remaster, as well, if I remember correctly. And made statements how their humor in V's future online missions and in all of VI won't "punch down", which pretty much means nothing goes, except making fun of white people and right wingers, with maybe a little of the insufferable left winger stereotypes thrown in.
>>541463443There's no physical release, retard
>>541463266This will mark the end of the video game era.
>>541472567IV's online was like RDR I's online, just a massive sandbox to run around in and fuck each other up with no consequences for either party, and then play different missions if you wanted to, and none of it mattered nor was there any persistent scores. You just had fun doing dumb and chaotic shit with other people.
>>541474816Trolling really is an art lost on the modern audience.
>>541465319What if you could go into every single building In the game
>>541475535>you can go into these pixel bro!who gives a fuck
>>541463685Kek they havent released an honest trailer since gta4 or red dead1. Every trailer since then has been high-end PC generated cg that wont ever be available to play. Even the most recent versions of gta 5 and red dead2 still doht look as good as their trailers.
As a white man, I will not be playing tranny crime simulator
was he right?
>>541476002I hope this slop crashes SO hard
>>541476376It wont
The two protags are just not very appealing. They look bland and boring-- discount Paul Walker and bootleg Eva Longoria
>>541477927Meh, it will get its big first wave of sales from the preorders'/kids/whales, but it could still tank long term and get ripped to shreds by critics, this is my hope
sup guys what did i miss
>>541482011rockstar hacker leaked prologue cutscene and it looks really bad so everyone is having a melty
I hope you can play with your tits out as the girl. Can you do this in Cyberpunk?
>>541469513Use this one instead
>>541465450>if this game flopsimpossible, here a lot of people are going into debt to buy the worst ever PS console, and this is the turdworld, i can imagine the first world being even worse
>>541464077It's been 6 years because of Jeet developers and having to re-write everything because corporate Jews took free money to attack their own audiences, taking down the whole industry with them. NOBODY should buy this piece of shit.
>>541472211pretty much. its a dog shit game and anyone getting excited about this gay nigger slop is a goy cattle retard, but it will still make several million on launch because retarded nigger goy cattle is like 80% of the US. if you just showed how actually gay something is 20 years ago, that would be enough to get common people to avoid it, but people have been desensitized and dont care anymore. if you think people are based now or whatever, typical people are just meming, they dont give a fuck and have zero principles.
>Miami setting>in the current dayGTA 5's 2013 LA setting was only tolerable because it was highly satirical and borderline comical. Who the fuck wants to play a game in a city full of spics and niggers?
>>541464326and not a single one holds a candle to pic or halo 3
>>541482939zoom zoom
>>541483161Yeah that was shit too. 3 is the best classic GTA btw, IV so far is the best modern GTA.
>>541483161If they literally just remade this game 1 to 1 + modern controls and graphics it would be superior to V and VI
>>541483348Wrong zoomer. SA remains the best story/setting and most complete gta to date.
>>541483433I have been dreaming of that. I believe that was the last GTA where you actually won the game instead of picking between tragic endings. Also, you didn't have to act like to have a fuck about girlfriends or your annoying cunt of a cousin.
>>541483554Yep, like I told >>541483433SA remains the best/most complete gta to date.
>>541483348 that is
>playing this garbage instead of Ghost of Yoteingmi
>>541483790Don't you play as a woman in that too? Why do games keep shoehorning women on the player?
>>541463266everything is brown and black and brown and black. crimes everywhere. just what they wanted.
>>541483851They dont. Assassins creed gives you the option to choose a male protagonist if you want
>>541483851Because gaming is increasingly becoming a girl's hobby.
6 is going to be so fucking bad. Since they can't be genuinely edgy anymore (since that belongs to the right wing), the only thing they can do is be "edgy" by pushing degeneracy to the max, such as adding literal gay porn to the game and shit. The jokes will be millennial safe-edgy cringe. I bet any pride parades will have guns disabled and shit. And I bet the gameplay will be soulless and bland.
>>>>541464326541463685Im starting to think they gave this jeet a version that would run on his computer
I play games to escape all this shit, not see more of it
>>541464326How can you compare jeets to humans in dev years ? Best game i ever played was ultima online and it came out in 1997 I started in 1999 and my son and I play it still now on a private server. They make shit worse.
>>541472263Brown mutts
>>541463266I'm playing xcom 2 could care less what niggery goes on in the newest gta.
>>541463266The artwork is amazing and the people are really attractive.
>>541463266This game looks so underwhelming. I'll probably buy it because it's gta, but I'm not counting down the days. Prime goyslop of nigger, wigger, and white trash bullshit. Just play as some mutt spic in Florida. Wow, fun
Apparently they caught the hacker in Germany
Is it true GTA 6 is going to have fag sex in it?
>>541465319>GTA games in single player I just like driving up and down the boardwalk running people over with my car for hours on end. It's pointless and psychotic but it's so much fun.literally me, I just log in and run people over for 5 minutes then log out. That was my entirety of any GTA game. Also not buying the new one because jews also the new game is going to suck and flop because society's expectation of it is too high and impossible, also it's a woke game
Adam Does Movies is live now!
They're really fucking up Fortnite you guysI swear it's just a humiliation ritual I don't even know where to begin
>>541474816That's part of the joke dummy
>>541463266>negro criminality>VIno thanks
>>541475819Purpose of a trailer is to sell the game
>>541485038also after all these years, limitless cloud storage, fiber optic internet, AI and on and on fucking cocksucking rockstar still can't figure out how to let you go into every building. If I could follow someone who mouthed off to me on the street, note where they live, then home invade and brutally murder them that night then maybe I'd play.
>>541463474This, the game will look like shit till its run on a pc. Keep in mind that the preview dev build with the highly populated beach was run on a pc. The ps5 let alone xbox versions will be much worse
>30% of budget on producing woke slop>70% of budget on marketing to shill that slop and trying to influence the narrative surrounding it >Its not woke slop! Its leftie, progressive, and wonderful! High quality! Its woke slop that you can love!That's the new tactics in media and gaming
