>>541464140You might be safe if you climbed in one of those big semi trucks
>>541464140raugh
>>541464140die
>>541464140Since I'm chinese I would transform into a dragon.
>>541464140Jump
>>541464140Climb the tree and hold on for dear life
>>541464140
>>541464140I wouldn't do anything at all. I would listen to what the flash-flood had to say, and that's what no one else did.
>>541464140>what dodie like all of those people died
>>541464140There is literally nothing you could do in that situation this is like plane crash completely outside your control.
>>541464140live in a helicopterhttps://files.catbox.moe/mwbbiv.mp4
>>541464140nothing anyone can do in that situation. just the wrong place at the wrong time
>>541465424This stupid shit never fails to make me laugh.
>>541465993I mean....there might be a sligthly higher chance of survival if I was hiding in the bus or if I could hide some kinda basement
>>541465993If you were on the top of the parking deck, you may have had the slightest chance of survival in one of the buses. Hard to tell if they got swallowed, but they were riding on top for a good while
The trick is to stand perfectly still.
>>541464140China numba 1
>>541465424kek
>>541466313The parking deck is so fucking gone and so are the buses lmao, they are buried by a cubic fuckton if debris
>>541464140surfs up chinkniggers! time to hang 10
>>541464140probably die i guess
>>541464140run to the higher level forest. mud floods are 70% deadly.>>541464264fag.
>>541464140Buy all my contacts a copy of GTA3.
Open pornhub, drop pants, and try to have one last fap on the way out. If nothing else i will give the corpse retrieval team a good laugh when they find my body.
>>541465424>UnderratedI miss when Michael Moore was making irresponsible documentaries... Or shit like Canadian Bacon..
>>541464140I use my Chuddha powers to meditate and float up, unconcerned since nothing is happening below me.
>>541464140Wow that's actually insane, goddamn. I guess I'd die horrified, marveling at the power of nature.
>>541464140do a 360 and walk away
>>541464140I would just scream in Chinese, something I wish I could do now, and accept that everything up to this point in life was mostly a waste just as it is now. There's talk about dignity in death but there's only a few ways to achieve that and one of them is accepting when death is unavoidable so at least you don't spend your last few seconds dying like a rat given you likely spent much of your life living like one. RIP to the Chinamen that worked themselves to the bone their whole lives just die unceremoniously on 144p
>>541466327It's genuinely shocking how few people know that a flash floods vision is movement based. They all ran, every single one, and they all got eaten.
>>541464140surrender to the samsara washing machine
>>541464140>you do in this situation?Would die like all of those people.
>>541464140>This is what you'd look like if you were Chinese
A horrifying end. May they rest in peace.
>>541464140Jump just as the water hits
This is proxy/shadow war shit, right? A dam collapse that is being covered up as a landslide that just so happened to destroy hydroelectric powerplants.
>>541464140I close my eyes and meditate, if you die with a scattered mind you’re reborn as a jeet.
>>541464140I'm sure only 28/29 people died.
Pretty crazy to think that video shows about 160 people being killed. 54 of which were Americans.
>>541464140They're running away but really the smart thing to do is some deep breathing and get ready to swim up
Not much. You can climb. You won't get far in 20-30 seconds.
>>541465424Came here for this.
>>541466944accurate
>>541464140hope to die quickly and not get buried alive and asphyxiate
>>541464140Be glad I won't be on this gay clown world anymore.
>>541467149Natural disaster happen anon. Life is scary. You can get killed any time. Hurricanes, tornadoes, floods, mudslides, industrial chemical spills, vehicles whose brakes failed, blizzards, droughts, freak accidents, etc.Not everything is a conspiracy. Sometimes you are just in the wrong place at the wrong time and there isnt much you can do about it.
>>541465424based
>>541464140Rape
>>541464140run up hill.
>>541464140Grab a floaty and go along for the ride
>>541467173Kek sure
>>541464140I would closely monitor the situation and try not to escalate anything.
>>541464140Pray to Allah
>>541466944Its up to us the still living to honor their passing by getting the most of what we can from the video.
>>541464140Finger the nearest woman
>>541467315Except we know the dams are the primary target for the US if war were ever going to break out between China and the US, that and the fact that the natural disaster cover makes for perfect plausible deniability.
>>541464140rape
>>541464140Wow seeing the closeup of the dirt rushing past the camera at the end really shows how fucked they were. There’s no escaping that
>>541467326This was in China, not India.
Find the nearest plank of wood and try to surf my way out of there
Now you know how Sergei Bodrov died
>>541464140Holy fuck
>>541465993Yet all the bugs and jeets ran down the road, which is in the flood plain. Not one I saw attempted to go uphill. It's the white man climbs instinct
>>541464140Die? Probably die.
>>541464140>be boss>see my vehicles>fine my employees for not moving away and damaging the vehicles>at the same time cash in the insurance.Double Win.
>>541464140anyone who lives in a valley deserves what they getevery valley city is built on top of a dead civilization, on top of another one
surf a queen-sized headboard like that slut on Titanic
>>541467173>Just swim through literal tonnes of force bro
>>541464140vax status of these people?
>>541467905Based>>541468091Cringe
>>541467162when the 2004 tsunami first struck, there were talks of just dozens or hundreds of victims initially>killing an estimated 227,898 people in 14 countries
>>541466849That's not "nature," that's the failure of dumbass Chinese infrastructure projects upstream.
>>541467162PRC's announcing three dead.
>>541469270upstream where, on the top of the mountain?
>>541469310Lol classic.
one last roman salute. there's no escaping that
>>541469316...... do you think water just comes from 1 mountian?
>>541469316Dunno yet. Further up the valley apparently there was some sort of Mountain Relocation project going on.I'll watch the Chyna Show on YT next few days, they may have intel to share.
>>541467162we're at 160 ded and 600 missing, according to the media
>>541469310>>541469350>mutt is retardedClassic. First off Nepal is not China, but also you don't announce dead immediately, in cases like this people are classified as missing until they find the bodies.
>>541469399kekThere's word that "a glacier collapsed," but if that is true/there was a glacier, knowing Chyneze "engineers" they probably poked it with sticks after undermining its base structure.
Jehovah's Witnesses are smug lately huh?> armageddon signs are stronger than ever
>>541469548Go marry a goat, Ahmed.
They are running downhill.....specifically down a gully.....to escape a river....okWhy not go up hlll? You see those hills on the side there?
>>541464140put on my snorkle and wizard hat.
>>541469270>thanks to the anon who made thisfeel free to point out any infrastructure along this route, from where the seismic activity was pinpointed tohttps://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/us7000tbwb/executive(this does not necessarily preclude malicious intent)but it struck in nepals territorymaybe ive seen too many action movies, but one well-placed C4 could cascade into such a disasterbut itd have to be done pretty much same daya dormant charge cannot factor in melt-rates, etc. to remain effectiveit's 99.9% a natural disaster in origin(unless you want to semanticize global warming)
>>541469418>>541469399how about you just check a fucking map?
>>541466958
>>541464140I would live in a first world(aka white) country, were even the worst natural disasters kill less than 10 people.
>>541469728delete that pic, it's AI trash
>>541464379AH SO!
>>541464140They should've started climbing a hill, not run down the canyon it's gonna go through
>>541469069safe and effective
>>541469957Who you calling an asshole?
Try to climb the wall and get to the purple tree area, because I sure as hell as shit am not outrunning the death water. I'll probably fail and die anyway, though.
>>541469728>>541469896(btw, i spent about half an hour trying to make sense of that AI trash until on a map)AI FUCKING SUCKS ITS SHIT SHIT SHITand causes more work, especially when midwits and retards parade it around as if it werent, ffsgod i fucking hate AIfuck you, sillycon valley>>541470142yeah, and fuck you too, faucit. unvaxxed
>>541470242the smart one ran into the building and went up the stairs
>>541469896>>541470321someone posted it earlier. why don't you show it's different by you posting the "real" one? whole lotta words when a simple photo would do
>>541470052>land tremmors>wtf>roaring sound from somewhere>what the actual fuck is happening people start panicking and running>run from sound>dieit's like 15-20 seconds from when panic chills your bones until you basically die. run where...
>>541470452>>541469712its right above your own post, fucking retard
The people who think they would find some smart way to survive this are the same as that 5% who think they could win a fight with a grizzly bear. Sometimes youre just fucked.
Hope I get lucky or that my death is quick
>>541470666it's the same fucking mountain you dipshit. shows from a different side of the mountain and it went to the right of it instead of left or some shit. but the point still fucking stands. what projects are there that would cause that? what the fuck is on top of that mountain that triggered it? answer that
>>541470610>land tremors>start climbing a fucking hillbruh 15 seconds is a lot, I have 230ms reaction time in Counter Strike, this mudslide ain't got shit on me
>>541470848no its not, like i said, i checked it on the map, that AI trash makes zero senseand now, please fucking kys
>>541464140don't die in the first few secondsoption 1. stay in the big concrete building (blunts the impact)option 2. break into a car or truck (blunts the impact)no other optionsdon't die in the next 30 secondsoption 1. remain in the big concrete buildingoption 2. remain in the car or truckno other optionsdon't drownoption 1. stay in the big concrete buildingoption 2. ride it out in the car until you can't breathe anymore or until an opportunity presents itselfif you managed the above three stages you might have survived
>>541464140Second clip sprint as fast as possible uphill.Just need To get as high as possible.
>>541466227Hiding in a basement from a wall of water is a terrible idea.
>>541470908>there is a super secret chinese works on top of the mountain they made a deal with aliens to laser down the ices on teh peoples you can see it in the correct photoneck yourself faggot
>>541464140I don't know why this makes me laugh so much. I send this to my racist friends and they don't get it. They only respond with sad crying face emojis.
>>541464140Just go with the flow, man
>>541471232look, you were too blind to check even a single post preceding yours, you cannot have the due dilligence to detect if the map you posted is trash or notyou are a a retard, a midwit at bestyour opinion on this matter is noted, and immediately discarded, thank you
>What would you do in this situation?A barrel rollSo would (you)
>>541471287Just turn off your mind and float downstream bro
>>541471440>still avoids addressing the argumentwhere is the chinese alien base that used lasers to cut the fucking iceberg from the top of the mountain? answer this
>>541464140call mamasay byebye
>>541470321>fuck you too, fauciFauci is "The Black Pope"
>>541471949>avoids facing his own embarrasment
>>541464140>go on twitter>see shit about this>90% of upvoted posts are Indians talking about India while saying something in the background about India stays strong with Nepal>some posts literally have nothing to do with the flood and are just Indians posting about themself and how they love their girlfriend what the fuck is wrong with them
>>541464140Stop my invincible son.
>>541464140you will die 100% wherever you are in this flood.
>>541464140Panic, freeze, probably shit myself a little then die.
>>541464140Think of my ex and furiously jerk off hoping I could cum one last time before losing consciousness.
Earth vs Chang
>>541466201This crocodile is named Nigel
>>541469712chang mad
Build a boat
>>541465424lmao
Smartest guy in this video is at 0:25 when he runs into the huge building instead of away like everyone else.
>>5414643673pbp
>>541464140Die
>>541466598>just sprint up the sheer cliff bro, you have 10 whole seconds
>>541466457Yeah, I watched several times over again. There is no hope unless one of those busses rode the top of that dirt wave. The last few frames before it cuts to the second camera leave me guessing chances of survival are in the negatives. I wonder if the building on camera 2 survived at all.
>>541469712>>541469728This. It's global warming. It was caused by melted broken off glacier. I hope you fags know that there are billions of liters of melted water inside those glaciers.
>>541464140I would try a kamehameha, nothing to lose.
Rape
>>541474066whoa thats almost as much semen is in your anus
>>541474157>>541474066
>>541464140barely enough time to swear in Chinese .
>>541464140I wonder how common this shit is in history? Like every 100 or 500 or 1000 years?
>>541468274They are dead anyway. They would have to climb like 30 meters in 10 seconds, look how high that water reaches.
get in front of a truck-kun so when the water makes it surge forward i get isekai'ed
>>541464367This. I'd just sit down and wait for it to happen. Can't outrun that.
>>541464140I never go below sea level, I always keep the high ground
>>541464140oh you mean their discord voted parliament didnt take the proper precautions against flash flooding?
>>541464140Follow the birds, get to a higher elevation
noclip under ground
>>541464140Play dead
>>541474303Floods can happen above sea level
>>541464140In such a situation you have to hide in the refrigerator.
>>541474327Dumb spic
>>541464367This. You're trapped in a valley with mountains for walls a mile high, there's no way out unless you could pull a helicopter out of your ass.
>>541464140My dream is to be a part of such apocalyptic style events/natural disasters. Just like in the Hollywood movies where everyone starts to run.
I'd get in a bath tub full of water. What the fuck the flood gonna do? Bitch, I am already in water. I ain't gonna get more wetter than that.
>>541474182Another excuse for more brown thirdies then.
Trucks were crushed like tin cans. 10s of thousands of people and animals minced. They will never be found.
>>541467173You swim up after getting crushed by 10 tons of trucks/rock/mud/building debris. Even if it was just water that still breaks your skull when it inevitably throws you agaimst something hard. If you had lime 2 minutes of time you could climb like 15m high up the cliff on the left, or up the purple tree area on the right. The best chance the chinks have is choosing the furthest truck and hiding inside, if lucky they might live.
Getting caught in a flash flood and waking up startled is the closest thing I experience to nightmares.
>>541466744It's spelled raugh
>>541474461then i'll just float to the surface, ez pz
>>541464140Whip my dick out and call the avalanche gay if it touches my dick.It fucking won't.
>>541464140This is easily the most wreckage and destruction ever filmed, I mean that is like 24 tour busses an entire apartment building a traffic jam and another big ass government building or whatever, China is way downplaying this, it has to be worse than 9/11 its like 6000+ dead and a kajillion dollars damage. The landslide is like a Mt. St. Helens level and the crazy thing is its also water slide and its mixed with boulders. Nothing can even imagine the destruction.
Many times throughout history, natural disasters have wiped out communities and there was nobody to record it for posterity. They all just disappeared forever, deleted from the historical record.
>>541464140>*Teleports behind you*>Nothing personel kid
Exclaim "HORRY SHEEIITT"
>>541464140I would kill myself
>>541469270>>541469310>>541469418>>541469549>>541469625You lost, tranny. Now, dilate.
>>541474475When the birds all fly away at once like that, you should probably be running
>>541474750That logic makes too much sense to be refuted.
>>541474842Wish we could just delete all niggers