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1st for remigration
first
>>541466499
Even kek hates the cunt.
>>541466584he's done you
>>541466582Remigration only exists on twitter. Take twitter away and there's no such thing.
Tim Curry movie night tonight, RIP
>>541466499post the one where he lost his job lmao
brit/pol/ minces on
>discord nonce fluffing sessionCringe
>>541466854
head like a grape
>>541466929>Low inhibition. >clearly can't get off polLol he's a genuine fucking retard.
>>541466923give us a fluff lad
Who’s fluffin ma muffin?
>>541466929>>541467086top kek
So that Irish Slav reporter that went undercover in a dinghy and crossed with the illegals.How did he communicate with the smugglers? Surely they realised he didn't look like the typical customer. Did he change his voice or did someone else speak to them on his behalf? Did they not question why he couldn't speak French, Arabic even English while looking White European? These are serious organised gangs of people smugglers. If they thought someone was spying on them they'd pick them out and refuse to let them on.
each testicle in its own scrotum
seething nglliterally never liked a single bird I've been involved withthey all manipulated me ffs
Jay Slater's cocaine dealer Airbnb friend marries mum who smuggled £13m of cannabis into the UK.Ayub Qassim, 33, was the last person to see Jay Slater alive in Tenerife in the summer of 2024.Paige Crisp, 24, was recently busted at Birmingham Airport with 22 suitcases of cannabis from Thailand
>>541467568Albert eichmann
>>541467568Mares don't play mind games.
>>541467592how has he pulled her?
>>541467592>with 22 suitcases of cannabisImagine attempting to get 22 suitcases through security even if it weren't filled with drugs. What a fucking mong
>>541467592Imagine it was probably easy choice for police to start their drug check with the bint with 22 suitcases
>>541467639is that meant to be me ffs>>541467598elaborate
Why do you post here? What do you gain from posting on here?
>>541467787I have no idea. Found it in my boggo folder.
>>541467791don't get like that
>>541466884this is not how they fought wars back then, this is completely retarded. Military strategic doctrines have been passed down for hundreds of years and the British have always been the best at out maneuvering and defeating mightier forces with smaller units
>>541467639
When will you see the duality of life? I'm a Christian, but Taoism is onto something. Everybody wants what they don't have, it's actually mad when you see every single thing in life has a polar oppsite, you can see it a lot in your own life too. Handsome, not interested in shagging, smart but speak like a spastic, and on and on and on.
>>541468225So now its acceptable to fuck a horse?
>>541468367I think they'd fuck you tbf
Apparently the German president has declared that 42% of newborns being of migrant background (foreign ancestry) means Germany is not a country with some citizens of a migrant background but a country with migrant background (Germany is a foreign country; a non-German country; Germany isn't German).But it's a bit hard to see these things "for real" because twitter broke everything used to access it. Though ironically the loudest complainers are the people who said they wanted to leave it, but never did, so I don't know how to react.
>>541468367with anime you can fuck whatever
And I've also developed my very own thing, the male characteristics triangle. Men can only ever be two of these three - Smart, Tall, Handsome. Outliers exist, but you will be able to notice that most men you know can not fulfil all three, but will have 2 of these characteristics. Smart, handsome smallSmart tall uglyhandsome tall retard
>>541468367Neigh lad
>>541468367No hooves though.
night lads
Seriously though will us British eventually snap and go fucking wild or will we just let our country slip away into a cesspool?
oh well
So, what do you think.Each testicle in its own individual sctrotum to aid cooling, increase fertility, and make bicycle riding more comfortable as each testicle can sit astride the seat rather than squashed in the middle.I'm looking for a £250,000 investment and 5% of the business.
>>541468613>>541468477Ffs
>>541468689latter/we are already cesspooling
>>541468623elmer says night
>>541468717bogdan facedoxx
stop being a wally
>>541468717Right, the fact that it looks like a sheep, I'm out. I don't know who in their right mind is going to purchase or use your product, it's absolutely ludicrous.
>>541468689We would have to reverse a 100 years of leftism/liberalismWill take another 100 years to do it I ssuspect
>>541468717Easier to sit on a bollock though
>>541468715its a bugs life
Uni wog's proper blown over, what now
>>541468715That is fucking mental
>>541466773>give up goyim
>he's gone quietKek
>>541469079imagine having any hope in the current year
>>541468715Just buffs right out.
>>541469198Hollywood is haf decent. It’s too bad they collaborate with Pacific carriers.
Everything i have to say is important >>541468898
>>541469198Then just give up and shut the fuck up. Tired of blackpillers shitting up the place.
>>541468715jesus, at least it was quick
>>541469303i'll never give up
wibba starmer (ₙᵍₗ)
might have a barbecue at 3 amyeah im wild
>>541469377Oh, there are other real empathic humans on here.
Everything counts in large amounts you know.
>>541468715I figure you're better off inside one of those buses. If you want to survive and possibly die of starvation instead.
>>541468623night
hilarious new meme : indian carl benjamin AKA Saargon of Akkad
>>541469793>>541469771>>541469569>>541469483is that lads that's always on about pumping darkies around?
>>541470034Filtered
Moons looking particularly dodgy, prepping for the big move Friday.
>>541470203augur me skidmarks lad, what do they mean
>29,628 pounds of raw beef products that were imported from ArgentinaWhat a surprise they're recalling it, was probably donkey meat
Goblin nonce playing with his cope golem again, musy be feeling extra insecure.
>>541466499>A YouGov survey carried out on 3,044 people found that 38% of under-40s said they would refuse to serve in the armed forces if a new world war broke out, and 30% would not serve even if the UK faced ‘imminent invasion’.Based.
ever get the feeling the country has actually been dead for some time and we're in the carrion stage with crows picking through the corpse?
>>541470203Moon do be looking angry today
>>541470536>The same poll found that 72% supported women being conscripted as well as men.Unfathomably based. Hope they have uniforms available in landwhale size!
>>541470536Filtered.
>>541470568i want to kill myself
>>541470568So old people were kicked out to house migrants? Wtf
