>Household energy bills to hit three-year high as Ofgem announces 4% rise from Octoberhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cqjkl1xvgw5o>Andy Burnham is warned that Britain faces impending Russian 'attack' over its support for Ukrainehttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16079793/Andy-Burnham-Britain-impending-Russian-attack.html>Conscription age range for men in UK as WW3 fears explodehttps://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2242559/conscription-age-range-men-uk-ww3>Burnham urged to tax wealthy pensionershttps://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2026/08/26/tax-wealthy-pensioners-to-bail-out-britain-labour-urged/>UK to warn citizens to stock up on food amid threat from climate crisis and hostile stateshttps://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/aug/25/uk-to-warn-citizens-to-stock-up-on-food-amid-threat-from-climate-crisis-and-hostile-states>Police violence surges by 40% at UK-France border, charities warnhttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/police-violence-uk-france-border-charities-b3038828.html>Dramatic moment police slice open front door with electric saw in dawn raid on suspected knife smuggler's London homehttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/knife-crime-london-police-saw-front-door-weapons-smuggler-home-b1294681.html>Nearly £10 billion allocated to councils and housing associations to build new homeshttps://www.itv.com/news/2026-08-24/nearly-10-billion-set-for-councils-and-housing-associations-to-build-new-homes>Sizewell C nuclear project suffers setback after contractor droppedhttps://archive.ph/desQA
1st for remigration
first
>>541466499
Even kek hates the cunt.
>>541466584he's done you
>>541466582Remigration only exists on twitter. Take twitter away and there's no such thing.
Tim Curry movie night tonight, RIP
>>541466499post the one where he lost his job lmao
brit/pol/ minces on
>discord nonce fluffing sessionCringe
>>541466854
head like a grape
>>541466929>Low inhibition. >clearly can't get off polLol he's a genuine fucking retard.
>>541466923give us a fluff lad
Who’s fluffin ma muffin?
>>541466929>>541467086top kek
So that Irish Slav reporter that went undercover in a dinghy and crossed with the illegals.How did he communicate with the smugglers? Surely they realised he didn't look like the typical customer. Did he change his voice or did someone else speak to them on his behalf? Did they not question why he couldn't speak French, Arabic even English while looking White European? These are serious organised gangs of people smugglers. If they thought someone was spying on them they'd pick them out and refuse to let them on.
each testicle in its own scrotum
seething nglliterally never liked a single bird I've been involved withthey all manipulated me ffs
Jay Slater's cocaine dealer Airbnb friend marries mum who smuggled £13m of cannabis into the UK.Ayub Qassim, 33, was the last person to see Jay Slater alive in Tenerife in the summer of 2024.Paige Crisp, 24, was recently busted at Birmingham Airport with 22 suitcases of cannabis from Thailand
>>541467568Albert eichmann
>>541467568Mares don't play mind games.
>>541467592how has he pulled her?
>>541467592>with 22 suitcases of cannabisImagine attempting to get 22 suitcases through security even if it weren't filled with drugs. What a fucking mong
>>541467592Imagine it was probably easy choice for police to start their drug check with the bint with 22 suitcases
>>541467639is that meant to be me ffs>>541467598elaborate
Why do you post here? What do you gain from posting on here?
>>541467787I have no idea. Found it in my boggo folder.
>>541467791don't get like that
>>541466884this is not how they fought wars back then, this is completely retarded. Military strategic doctrines have been passed down for hundreds of years and the British have always been the best at out maneuvering and defeating mightier forces with smaller units
>>541467639
When will you see the duality of life? I'm a Christian, but Taoism is onto something. Everybody wants what they don't have, it's actually mad when you see every single thing in life has a polar oppsite, you can see it a lot in your own life too. Handsome, not interested in shagging, smart but speak like a spastic, and on and on and on.
>>541468225So now its acceptable to fuck a horse?
>>541468367I think they'd fuck you tbf
Apparently the German president has declared that 42% of newborns being of migrant background (foreign ancestry) means Germany is not a country with some citizens of a migrant background but a country with migrant background (Germany is a foreign country; a non-German country; Germany isn't German).But it's a bit hard to see these things "for real" because twitter broke everything used to access it. Though ironically the loudest complainers are the people who said they wanted to leave it, but never did, so I don't know how to react.
>>541468367with anime you can fuck whatever
And I've also developed my very own thing, the male characteristics triangle. Men can only ever be two of these three - Smart, Tall, Handsome. Outliers exist, but you will be able to notice that most men you know can not fulfil all three, but will have 2 of these characteristics. Smart, handsome smallSmart tall uglyhandsome tall retard
>>541468367Neigh lad
>>541468367No hooves though.
night lads
Seriously though will us British eventually snap and go fucking wild or will we just let our country slip away into a cesspool?
oh well
So, what do you think.Each testicle in its own individual sctrotum to aid cooling, increase fertility, and make bicycle riding more comfortable as each testicle can sit astride the seat rather than squashed in the middle.I'm looking for a £250,000 investment and 5% of the business.
>>541468613>>541468477Ffs
>>541468689latter/we are already cesspooling
>>541468623elmer says night
>>541468717bogdan facedoxx
stop being a wally
>>541468717Right, the fact that it looks like a sheep, I'm out. I don't know who in their right mind is going to purchase or use your product, it's absolutely ludicrous.
>>541468689We would have to reverse a 100 years of leftism/liberalismWill take another 100 years to do it I ssuspect
>>541468717Easier to sit on a bollock though
>>541468715its a bugs life
Uni wog's proper blown over, what now
>>541468715That is fucking mental
>>541466773>give up goyim
>he's gone quietKek
>>541469079imagine having any hope in the current year
>>541468715Just buffs right out.
>>541469198Hollywood is haf decent. It’s too bad they collaborate with Pacific carriers.
Everything i have to say is important >>541468898
>>541469198Then just give up and shut the fuck up. Tired of blackpillers shitting up the place.
>>541468715jesus, at least it was quick
>>541469303i'll never give up
wibba starmer (ₙᵍₗ)
might have a barbecue at 3 amyeah im wild
>>541469377Oh, there are other real empathic humans on here.
Everything counts in large amounts you know.
>>541468715I figure you're better off inside one of those buses. If you want to survive and possibly die of starvation instead.
>>541468623night
hilarious new meme : indian carl benjamin AKA Saargon of Akkad
>>541469793>>541469771>>541469569>>541469483is that lads that's always on about pumping darkies around?
>>541470034Filtered
Moons looking particularly dodgy, prepping for the big move Friday.
>>541470203augur me skidmarks lad, what do they mean
>29,628 pounds of raw beef products that were imported from ArgentinaWhat a surprise they're recalling it, was probably donkey meat
Goblin nonce playing with his cope golem again, musy be feeling extra insecure.
>>541466499>A YouGov survey carried out on 3,044 people found that 38% of under-40s said they would refuse to serve in the armed forces if a new world war broke out, and 30% would not serve even if the UK faced ‘imminent invasion’.Based.
ever get the feeling the country has actually been dead for some time and we're in the carrion stage with crows picking through the corpse?
>>541470203Moon do be looking angry today
>>541470536>The same poll found that 72% supported women being conscripted as well as men.Unfathomably based. Hope they have uniforms available in landwhale size!
>>541470536Filtered.
>>541470568i want to kill myself
>>541470568So old people were kicked out to house migrants? Wtf
>>541470568It's been that way since at least 2008, within elite circles we knew we were fucked in the 80s. Adam curtis has some clips about this, around the time of the cash for questions saga.
>>541470648Stick around, not long now, the collapse is near.
>>541470693You read the picture and that's what you think? Really?
>>541469483yeah, i may meme being a racist but i hate seeing human suffering regardless of who you are
>>541470648Why?
>>541470536>War breaks out>Under 40's band together >Coaliton of the Willing 2: World Boogaloo>Will fight once the following demands are met>Remigration>Permanent Eat out to Help Out>Diane Abbot sent to live on an oil rig>Bennies reformed>OSA scrapped>National Anthem changed to Jerusalem
>>541470818Well that's what it says isn't it?
>>541470758good
>>541470900They were cleared as in allowed, the homes we're cleared out, the care organisations are fraudulent, you are a simpleton.
>>541470973*weren't
>>541470568We need a brutal gardenerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4z50p2v5Of0
>>541470970>Any goodDoesn't even make sense. I know everyone says "are they any good?" Really you mean to say are they good?
>>541470536They were our brown population.
>>541470973Well you can see why I thought that. Look at the pic.What I said probably still happened you naive fool.
I can hear thunder outside, lads.
>>541471037eezer goode, eezer goode,
>>541466499is hugo the jungle animal still alive???
>>541470818t b f it is a badly worded statement, most media are midwits when it comes to conveying info into short sentences
>>541471154A nother oneI'll have a nother one.
>>541471119Imagine living in the west midlands.... Couldn't be me.
>>541470536I've seen some people online saying that British people said the same thing in the 1930s, and yet they still fought in WW2.
>>541471119But there's no rain?
>>541471103You thought that because you're thick as fuck and me pointing it out doesn't mean I rule out the possibility of it ever happen, what a ridiculous cope, stop posting you're pathetically stupid.
>>541468563i’m smart tall ugly :(
>>541471216All it took was to read the other text and obtain some CONTEXT, stop excusing vile stupidity.
>>541471342You're the one with all of the typos. You nitwit nickinpoop!
>>541471314kekit's over, englishman
>>541471119I saw multiple flashes of lightning but heard no thunder.What are they playing at?
>>541471485You're revoltingly stupid, no wonder you think you're so smart
getting ready for me early morning bbqany lad want a sausage
Got offered job as a RM postie today after a successful interview. Think i'm going to ghost them.
>>541471570>Rose clouds of holocaust>Rose clouds of flies>Rose clouds of bitter>Bitter, bitter lies
>>541471641
>>541470568We're in the bargaining stage of grief.
>>541471524That was me taking your picture with a zoom lens.
>>541471666
>>541471641any lincolnshire?
>>541471656Do it. It's good exercise and you're outside all day.
>>54147131480% of people are literal NPCs who took the clot shot. They crumble at the slightest hint of social pressure.
>>541471714just bog standard richmonds in a bun ladgot ketchy and mustard
>>541471314I don't think YouGov polled people back then, nor did Churchill openly tell them that a family of pajeets was waiting to move into their home
>>541471687>when the asheof life>fall down from the skies for festivals endas festivals MUST
>>541471702It's nice to know someone is watching over me and keeping me safe.
>>541471752I've been reading reviews of the job and asking on plebbit, they all say its terrible.
>>541471711>INTANKÁVELenglishmann idioten
>>541471641Yes.
>>541471292I lived in Coventry for a bit, charmingly shit.
>>541471789>richmondswtf is wrong with you?
>>541471570>everyone is a retard, but meNo. You are a stupid person. If someone makes a mistake you have to point them out and use ad hominem to make yourself feel better about being dense. Protecting cunt.
>>541471780Getting an injection is much easier that fighting in a fucking war though.
>>541471870Rose clouds of twilight truthRose clouds of nightRose clouds of harvestedLove, all alightWhen the ashes of lifeFall down from the skiesRose clouds of holocaustRose clouds of lies>DEATH TO THE NEOLIBERAL ENGLISH EMPIRE for festivals endas festivals MUST
https://news.sky.com/story/uk-will-run-the-biggest-home-defence-exercise-in-decades-next-year-13563456Newsnights running prepper advice segments now. Nudge, nudge.
>>541471789>richmondsDisgusting
yoeverybodys nose itchesok bye
>>541471840It's ok, I know you aren't really Brazilian, just a faggot nonce on his VPN again. But you're still definitely fucking thick as shit.
>>541471870
>>541471985me pip only goes so far la>>541472018they're actually pretty lush what do you have some posho sausage
>>541471837They probably hate saying good morning to little old ladies. And are likely scared of dogs.
>>541471999>>541471666Kek has blessed me with mighty numerals, therfore I postulate that ALL MI5 are a bunch of MASSSSIVE faggots!all the jews (and mi5) must DIE
>>541472052you're just bad at shopping m8, co-op own brand sausages are 10 times better for £2
>>541472130Are you the uma delicia that posts pics of his pineapples and shit?
>filling up my car at the petrol station
>>541471687When you use a baguette for an emergency sausage sandwich, do you get a really long sausage or just put normal sausages in a row?
>>541472156i'm holding you to your word pal and will try themif they're no good i'll have a big melty
>>541472049are you really trying to come back at me? trust me, you don't have whait takes, kid
>>541472052I got these for sosij and mash but then had to freeze them because I had too much food. Ultimate sosij. Ultimate deluxe sosij no less.
>>541472223South Africans have the best long sosij. Like a massive Cumberland but better.
>>541472013oh ffs they really are going to start a war aren't theywell, i'll get some tins prepped
>>541472170not me but I'm really UMA DELÍCIAnot VPN n shieeeet
>>541472223I grate the sosidge with a cheese grater
>>541471987>>everyone is a retard, but meNo pallets, I'm only saying you're retarded, nice strawman though, super clever of you just to make stuff up to criticise me about, another sign of your massive intellect L M A O.You're a fucking pea brained cretin lad.
>>541472333Come to the south
>>541472354Based
>>541472333that's an elephant's willy
>>541472333I got those in Lidl last week. Bogging. They've got cloves in them.
>>541472326cwor yeah looks a bit poshwhere from la?
>>541472156I'm going to try them myself.
>>541472013>government is gonna do a thing, s-seriously!
Watching an AI read doc on Parker penswhat a world
>>541472264
>>541472439Lidl. Got 5x points on them too because they're trying to shift all the barbecue stuff before it rains.
>>541472377No straw man I've done you. Muppet.
>>541472515can they not just move it inside?
kek we've turned into sosij/pol/>>541472515only been in lidl a couple times. proper loved their big lush pasta boxes. will have to pop in at some point and see whats gwarning
>>541472515Lidl Deluxe bacon is also exactly the same stuff as the pricier Tesco finest too.Same sealed packaging and everything. Just a different label. Can tell it came from the same factory.
>>541472565I only said you were retarded not everyone but me, that's an obvious strawman written right there in your post, you're fucking delusional, or are you just being retarded again, it's difficult to tell the difference with you.
>>541472437>Bogging. They've got cloves in them.Is this good or bad?
Fucking cretinous loser.
>>541472684Trying to reason with retards is retarded
can’t wait for my sosig tomorrow
>>541472750Bad. Cloves don't sit right with meat. Hot whisky only.
>>541472804whats his name?
>>5414722232 sosij>>541472333We have this too
Butiful white girl pink pussy video in hindi
>>541472050Hello lad.
Kin ell!France getting fucked up by lightning.
>Have the attractive cashier make prolonged eye contact with him as he places his tinnies on the counter
>Make sure she touches his fingers when she gives him his change
>Now have Ting-Tong smash his phone up before he gets back
>>541472992all those dismembered frogs legs are going to be jumping around
Discord csam enthusiasts still going?
He really does forget what ID he's on.
