I just went to an office and they had me hold a wrapped medicine over my head then over my heart then over my nads, four different times, with four different concealed medicines.upon saying I am not going to do a revisit,they said they were really worried about my health, and tried to con and persuade me to keep going back because it would "make them happy" and that dame was using all sorts of ploys.I was referred to there from somebody's recommendation, so i didn't know what to expect.>oh anon won't you be back weekly so I can give you your i.v. medical infusions?what are the political implications of holding an egg over your nads and fucking away the pain?and what are your thoughts, experiences and politically relevant outlooks on any new age foo foo scam shit?
How much did you pay for this ritual of some sorts.
>>541473964It's all placebo bullshit.
>>541474144it was free! (for me)somebody (else) is writing a check!
I was at a health food store one day in my little oceanside community here, and I bought my few items and left. But outside the door was this quite attractive but older woman who was waiting, and as soon as I exited the store she starts walking with me and asking if I knew what Bowen Body Work was. I was like "No," so I stopped for a stop-n-chat with her. She then explained it, some guy in Australia had figured out a way to somehow take in your bad energies and redirect them through himself, a skill he later taught to practitioners. So I was like, you know I feel good but I am willing to try your service for free and if I feel much better, then I'd become a client and even bring my wife to her practice.She got all nervous and said, well, the taking of money is part of what keeps them "neutral" and allows the bad energies to be ultimately dispersed. So I bade her good day.Was she an escort trying to wrap up her service in some kind of new age package? She was pretty hot though quite a bit older.
I like when they are kind of nice at first, and when you question shit they start to get visibly irritated, then when they know you aren't showing up again they start cutting you off when you are speaking and get all nasty.also I had an omen! Just before I went there I saw some doofus on the way there.anyhow I asked if i could develop my own ability to build an aura and to protect and heal myself but she said "I don't think that would be very realistic " until you've tried my cure first!It was funny and insightful to the age old position of seeing what a snake oil buying dope would buy into.That fucking place would have you coming back weekly for life.Just like the pharma industry. Want to know my take on healing?kill off internal parasites. Get strong. etc.Also I think it's good to see some experiences firsthand. I wasn't expecting some carnie bullshit but it was entertaining.Once I knew someone who believed in some Indian guru doofus called baba-ji or some shit. These are good for laughs.
>>541474216>some guy in Australiait's always some guy. they latch their quivering clitori onto some healer man. there was a local cokehead here, some nigger scammer with dreads, teaching "yoni" or some shit. All these fat dirty sluts were his groupies. He had the coke up and fuck women game down pretty well but he was arrested for typical nigger shit.>She got all nervous and said, well, the taking of money is part of what keeps them "neutral" you should have told her you had a credit card and then when it was time to pay, you could have told her"I just did"and when she says "what?"you wink to her and say"with my psychic credit card">Was she an escort trying to wrap up her service in some kind of new age package?I think she was trying to make you one of the australian master-mind's energy batteries. He was going to try to spiritually drain you for the good of his ilk.
Its all theories from the Jewish Kabbalah> Classical Kabbalah took formal shape in the 12th and 13th centuries in Southern France and Spain, drawing on earlier Jewish mystical
>>541474628>it's always some guy. they latch their quivering clitori onto some healer man. there was a local cokehead here, some nigger scammer with dreads, teaching "yoni" or some shit. All these fat dirty sluts were his groupies. He had the coke up and fuck women game down pretty well but he was arrested for typical nigger shit.Yeah these guru types must have certain connections with authorities, in order to pursue their craft. You can't just do that if you're some schmuck off the street.>you should have told her you had a credit card and then when it was time to pay, you could have told her>"I just did">and when she says "what?">you wink to her and say>"with my psychic credit card"I didn't want to be alone with her in private that's for sure. I'm a married man and follow the Pence Rule, the only good thing he will be remembered for.>I think she was trying to make you one of the australian master-mind's energy batteries. He was going to try to spiritually drain you for the good of his ilk.I looked it up and it's a real thing, the scam and the Australian guy that is. But I am convinced this was a high priced new aged hooker looking for cash. Why would she be there lurking outside the store? And why choose me? I'm built for comfort, not for speed, though I do have what the ladies need.
>>541474210Who? The fucking Jews?
>>541474784what if it is actually real and nobody figured it out yet?what do you think the philosopher's stone is?is alchemy a kind of brain liquid recipe you have to fuck around with a little bit at the right temperature with a mix of some stress, aggravation, mindlessness, clove oil and a few direct self-cock punches?I know vibrational humming can cure a sore throat if it's done hard and long enough
Not that anon but a lot of health insurance programs allocate some amount for alternative health these days. I get $5k a year for alternative health shit, everybody on the plan does. I never use it but I've been meaning to try out some foofoo shit myself, it's free and I work from home so sometimes I get cabin fever and get bored and it'd be funny I think.
>>541474890no, somebody who meant well but was probably getting scammed by that cunt.a really rich person. who is apparently suckered easily.her husband is an insanely rich jew.
>>541474922It is real. When I was training in Reiki we were paired with people, someone I had never met before - and we rested our hands above their arms and we were to discuss what we felt afterwardsAnd I told her she was a pianist and had writers block let's say and some other things and she confirmed everything I said was true - that was just from non direct contact, hovering above the arms in the energy field.
I don't want to seem close minded or anything though, and say there are not good practices out there. things that are holistic and that work.like for example, just to show I am able to understand homeopathic healing, I know that the Lord of the Rings was real.also Grand Funk Railroad had some alright songs. All the rest I would take with total mental discreetion.
Some of it is real. 99% is bullshit pedaled by the most insufferable charlatans imaginable.
>>541475199I wonder if the hoverer could tell that I was tired and was about to be leaving. > she confirmed everything I said was trueeverything you wrote was something that exactly happened to me in that same exact order. fucking weird
I shoved a crystal up my anus and my third eye was able to shoot lasers
this one anon said I was a pianist and I wanted to get paid and I said"yeah, I am a pianist"
It works and too many people know now so the jews are wellpoisoning with their grifters to hide the true information.
>>541475546why didnt u shoot it back out of your anus?
>>541475546
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtuNNnJy-okhey wait a second, this is pretty cool!
happens to the best
