>Household energy bills to hit three-year high as Ofgem announces 4% rise from Octoberhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cqjkl1xvgw5o>Andy Burnham is warned that Britain faces impending Russian 'attack' over its support for Ukrainehttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16079793/Andy-Burnham-Britain-impending-Russian-attack.html>Conscription age range for men in UK as WW3 fears explodehttps://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2242559/conscription-age-range-men-uk-ww3>Burnham urged to tax wealthy pensionershttps://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2026/08/26/tax-wealthy-pensioners-to-bail-out-britain-labour-urged/>UK to warn citizens to stock up on food amid threat from climate crisis and hostile stateshttps://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/aug/25/uk-to-warn-citizens-to-stock-up-on-food-amid-threat-from-climate-crisis-and-hostile-states>Police violence surges by 40% at UK-France border, charities warnhttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/police-violence-uk-france-border-charities-b3038828.html>Dramatic moment police slice open front door with electric saw in dawn raid on suspected knife smuggler's London homehttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/knife-crime-london-police-saw-front-door-weapons-smuggler-home-b1294681.html>Nearly £10 billion allocated to councils and housing associations to build new homeshttps://www.itv.com/news/2026-08-24/nearly-10-billion-set-for-councils-and-housing-associations-to-build-new-homes>Sizewell C nuclear project suffers setback after contractor droppedhttps://archive.ph/desQA
He's been seething and I've been chilling. Took 100mg of CBD oil earlier.
do you lads think you could chin Jeffrey Epstein
>>541476962Are the CBD drinks any good or just a meme?
>>541477053If they have lions mane, better than energy drinks.
>>541476869My masculine torso harness makes my grade 3s look like a grade 1.
>>541477123Interesting, I tried one of these "natural" energy drinks and they were pretty good, three quid a can though
>>541477053I feel like this shit doesn't work for autists. Like if I want to feel something I'm not getting the slightest tiredness, I want 20 diazepam. Literally can't feel it.
recently watched a no holds barred anime from 1988 called violence jack evil town but all the OVA's are great. torrented it off nyaa.si which allows you to torrent any anime.basically its a post apocalypse after a huge earthquake in tokyo. they live underground trying to dig their way out, theres 3 factions, the mayor and the police, the evil crazy punks, and the model women who got graped by the mayor and the police, when they thought there was no way out of the underground.violence jack is a giant with a knife sent from god, and the evil faction has a evil tranny that is called blue who is the lover of a scary evil giant who is part of the punks.there's lots of rape and gore but i highly recommend violence jack evil town as an anime for moral reasons, that are uncensored and direct to the point.
>>541477267Will this cause kidney failure?
>>541477267Go for trip.>>541477331Less so than monster or rockstar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pclS6u6XnaU
>>541477331No clue but there's no artificial shite in it at least>>541477383Oh yeah I've seen those, I'll grab a few tomoz
>new batman movie being shot in scotland>scots trying to litter the place with irn brus so they get into the filmName a better consumer than a civic nationalist.
>>541477451They've got two variants. Calm and CBD. Haven't seen the CBD variants in shops.
>>541476869As someone who has been convicted of a Public Order offence for using the word 'nigger' I have one thing to say about this:Nigger
Tried to warm up my sex arse in the microwave and it fuckin exploded
>>541477606Not a single fuck was given m8
>>541477606you got an anal fleshlight? what are you gay?
>>541477670If an arsehole makes you gay, what does a bad dragon make you?
>>541477329Kite is good too there's some rape in that and people getting there heads blown off etc 80-90s OVAs are good for that sort of thing.
>>541477439Looks like a little Chinese fella
Stumbles outta bed and he waddles to the PCJoshs chode is floppy and greasyHe tugs and jelqs but it still won't come to life
>>541476869I had puffy nipple surgery like 15 years ago.
I got a urinary tract infection from my first fleshlight, cus I jizzed in it, washed it out with water, but it wasntt enough, got antibiotics from the doctor when I was 18. i was kinda retarded and horny.my mum only worried when i spend £200 fucking escorts one was romanian one was a milf who came on my cock.had to get a std checkup at the std clinic but because i used a condom i was A.OK. Everytime i use a fleshlight now I wash it thoroughly and bathe it in dettol since there's not chance an autistic nigger like me could get a gf.>>541477855Will check out Kite.the live action movie ichii the killer is good too.it's funny how japan allows fiction to go overboard but is the safer country. including lolicon doujinshi and boku no pico (literal pederasty)
>>541477962are you now happy with the puffiness level of your nipples?
>>541476869I'm grade 3, what does that mean?
Im a twink.
>>541476869My shit is normal senpai. Troons can get rekt.
>>541478232For a blindman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xX29wha0bKw
Im a twink im a twink im a twink im a twink
Still reeling from my drunken and coke'd up behaviour from the weekend. Not going to show my face in town for a long long time.
>>541478327prove it
>>541478366What happened lad
Drugs
>>541478617this happenedhttps://youtu.be/IsT_PvMR4j4rip ian curtis the nazi chud with epilepsyand some limp bizkit incase your day wasnt weird enough
americans be like "pood out me fanny today"lol
>>541478799https://youtu.be/qex0OjXolzc
Sex arse just exploded
>>541478617Just went on a 3 day bender and was a complete state. Can't remember what happened and what didn't. All I know is I bumped into a lot of people I know and made a fool of myself and at the end of the night, after taking so much gear, I tried (and failed) talking to a couple girls; one of them being particuarly bad to the point I want to apologise next time I see her as it was pretty Indian behaviour on my part at this point. I may also be barred from my local spoons for smashing glasses and my actual local for kicking someone up the arse thinking they were somebody else.
>>541478799How does it feel?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GMjH1nR0ds
>>541478888Also I may or may not have chud'd out about Enoch Powell and the great replacment to some normie acquaintances/friends.
>>541478834Imagine if the IDF intercepted the sex arse suppliers like they did with those pagers in Lebanon
>>541478888>>541478950just move to a different city m8
Hhhhhhhhhhhhh.
>>541478954They’d stick nappies on them
>>541478992Wish I could, mate, wish I could.
>>541477329BasedSaw this when I was a kid from a third generation vhs copy from Japan. The part when Jack goes psycho on the gang with his Bowie knife is some of the best animated gore I've ever seen.
Im a twink im a twinkIm a twink im a twinkIm a twink im a twink im a twink im a twink
americans be like "whew im fartin out me fanny today"lol
>>541478954My God that would be diabolical
>>541479083don't believe you
Melty
>>541479064violence jack is god
americans blokes be going to the doctor like "oh doc i did a big poo out me fanny and now me fanny hole hurts can you look at my fanny hole?"lol
>>541478817ancient coomer aliens
>>541479494how long does it take a black woman to take a shit...?nine months." awwwh can u look at me fanny i think an el goblino popped out of eet.
any brit/pol relevant youtube recommendations please?also new 4chan captcha are impossible... i'm not buying a pass and bet bots can do it with ease anyway....
>>541479895They all have like 3 subs and im their only fan so nah
>>541479895https://youtu.be/h4jtxAr9BWw?is=P8O7UX51wVX5nAL8
>Health, and particularly mental health and neurodevelopmental conditions like autism and ADHD, are likely factors for the increase in Neets.The moral of the story of the ugly neet is everything can be fixed by spending more on rNHS.
Rather keep the irnbru and chips, thanks.
>>541480465Women most affectedBut idk why you are all saying shes ugly not really hermit levels of social rejection
>>541480465>{Exhaling sigh} and now look where you've got to luv.... wikkle toilet cleaning job a few times a week {slop slop} goin' places int world now.
Yuh gyal pussy smell like mi cockky
>>541476869I wish I had grade 2 hnnnng
>A rise in cases of mental illness is widely cited as one cause for the increase in the number of young people not in education, employment or training (Neets) in recent years.I had my doubts about the neet mental elf link, but since it's in the BBC and the Guardian it makes at be true. I imagine all that mental elf was caused by Elon Musk and social media. I've seen Adolescence.I know how it works
>>541481126i have bad mental health because i can't get a job, it makes me unable to work
>>541481236smok me home grown mek Yuh feel gud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnXrrOxzZCE
>>541479895I remember this one British incel came on my recommended one day and I listened to a couple of his vids where he moaned about his life in a pathetic way, and in one of them he put a trigger warning on before saying he was once dared to leave a room by the girl he fancied during a game of truth or dare, kek. Can't remember the name of the channel for the life of me but I wouldn't be surprised if he lurked here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdZOGralXkE
Da poorer dey country da cheaper dey politician
>>541483353how much for a threesome with angela rayner and jess phillips
just farted
Bitchtit, lmao!This is why I come here, literally.
>>541477474New drinking game: You take a hit every time you see an Irn-bru can in the new Batman film.
What a faggot
>>541487956poor little bumboy
cauldon in?
hippity hoppity8 in ten niggers are criminals you tolerate because the banking jew made you
britpo is a den of immature cockwombles
>>541487956I wish our country was half as racist homophobic transphobic antisemitic etc as they make it out to be
'UK nationals' hmmm
>>541487956Nobody needed to know he takes it in the arse, if he didn't broadcast it then nobody would even know but nah he wants attention and money so he's profiting from the aboose
>>541489766I'd be surprised if it was anything but whites. A jeet in england isnt going to travel to a similar shithole that he escaped fromMore likely it's:Miranda and abigail middle class types on year 3 of their gap yearOld white noncesNo exceptions
Flooding the place in niggers serves two purposes, The zealot shizo jew, Thinks that destroying the Christians will bring about the Jewish messiah.The banking jew, Every nigger blessed with entry will be opening a bank account, The money they generate from this arrangement supersedes any long term management plan. Its worth more to them than the nation/your life
>>541476869>grade 2those are some suckable titties
>AMERICA NEWS: Trump admin selling wild horses off federal lands for $25 a head. At the same time will not say where the beef is coming from
>>541491469The NRC are a bunch of radical trans / lesbian activists.Bitch tits ans moustaches.
>>541477267>I tried one of these "natural" energy drinks andjust drink coffee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFj59VtyvT8Imagine you take a trip out to the countryside and visit a ruined abbey and this lot turn up
the goy who cried joos
>>541492611Yerbzy bitchtits will fix everything
>>541481126i dunno if being around 70iq p-words, n-words and c-words and being subject to their shifty looks and attempts at "banter" all day would have positive effects on my mental health
kek
my anglo brothers
>>541492961Just tell the job advisor woman you're racist
>>541493079then she'd pull out all the stops to make life impossible for you
>>541493079Racism is not allowed in Britain. Being racist may affect your PIP claim.
a dwp employee having a meltdown now has the ability to empty your bank account. that's a bad thing.
Steve Laws and Zoomzoom spazzing about WMAF on twitterGoing to lose people with that, no one really hates the Chinese, and WMAF couples are usually extremely racistA tiny minority of elite Whites marrying elite East Asians is fully compatible with a 99% white country
>>541493079>>541493189can you really get kicked off the dole for social acceptability?I think your talking pish Considering we give everybody bennies if their bongs or not
>verify your sessionFucks sake.
>>541493246They can call the police on you for being racist. These are dark times.
>>541493246White and racist: no way palBrown and anything: here's your money kingDo you understand now?
>33 Britons missing in floodTotal mason death
>>541493309pish, What can the police do, Arrest you for mean words?
>>541493246i don't know, i just know a dwp employee has many mechanisms at their disposal to fuck with you. it could be illegal, it could be against policy, but the damage would be done, and it would be a long time to get any sort of reversal or redress.
>>541479895https://www.youtube.com/@SalafiRecordingsThey're good lads.
>>54149331233 is also the liars number
>At least one person has been killed and 10 people injured after a car crashed into a group of people near a train station in northern France, police say.>A male suspect was later arrested after authorities launched a major emergency response in Caen, in the Normandy regionThat time of year again.
>>541493356Im listening, In my local job centre a downie woman had the most sanctions in the UK. I remember reading about it and protests starting up, I also hear many of them killed themselves
>>541493424>after a car crashed into a group of peopleAlways such a funny use of language, as if the car just did it by itself.
>>541493281Cloudflare for the win!
>>541493310Might look into the authority these job advisors have over peoples claims. It appears to be a could killer
>Burnham urged to tax wealthy pensionersAh, thank you so much for your support old British people!
>Millions across UK to receive texts warning of air pollution in their areahttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/air-pollution-text-message-email-government-alert-b3039838.html
>>541493620I want a text warning when BAMEs are afoot in my vicinity
>>541493620Why don't they just use the emergency alert system again?
>>541493603hey vpn nigger
>>541493582What's a could killer?
>>541493424>France mentioned
>>541493620maybe they should something to reduce obligate car dependency
>>541493730I know bro, Poland plus UK way before France and UK
>>541493700A position of authority where people can kill other people without question of circumstance or responsibility. If they have the authority to cancel people only means to feed themselves then i highly suspect the position itself has attracted certain "types" of people.
>>541493453He's been radicalised.
Reading about the Athena Strand case. Murderer was an autist like me. Think we should be gassed tbqdesu
>>541493603You better fucking pray you lose to Russia. You don't want to live in a world where you owe us money.
>>541480064Sargon of akkad
>>541493954For fuck sake morning vision. Meant for>>541479895
>Ministers tell Bank of England to boost innovation in digital currencieshttps://archive.ph/bwdWA
>>541494107Burnhamcoin pump and dump
>>541480668pretty girl, could've been a 9 or 10 if she had eaten a diet that actually developed her jaw
>>541494107This gave me Rishi Britcoin flashbacks
>>541494205any more jaw and you'd be calling her a manjaw
>>541493819They should make a prequel to Cars explaining how the cars became radicalised and killed all the humans.
>Barring extraordinary circumstances, Abraham's descendants who voluntarily fail to undergo brit milah are believed to suffer Kareth, which is, in Jewish theology, the extinction of the soul and denial of a share in the World to Come.>The Talmud explicitly instructs that a boy must not be circumcised if he had two brothers who died due to complications arising from their circumcisionsThrough these words you are looking directly at evil itself. God help the victims of this evil.
>>541494201>It is hoping to encourage the growth of regulated sterling stablecoins. Dollar tokens currently dominate the global stablecoin market and the BoE had previously been criticised for planning to impose ownership limits on UK stablecoins in an effort to maintain financial stability, a move that crypto executives said would hamper growth
>>541493769Last one I had years ago was an almost bald Indian woman
>"Let's recruit all unemployed young people into the army to solve unemployment."Who is going to train all these recruits?
>>541494475nigerians employed by serco
>>541494475AI
>>541494516Wouldn't surprise me one bit if some government minister comes out as says that.>>541494499Wouldn't surprise me one bit if the government just does that.
>>541478950I would like to subscribe to your newsletter
>>541494548Just stick them in front of 2 weeks of slideshows entirely generated by a free to use AI model then have drones drop them into battle.Might have high casualties but it'll probably be cost effective.
>>541487956Knew he shouldn't be allowed around children since I first heard him speak
>>541494499>government grants for jenkem
Remember covid when they sent the unvaxxed to camps, glad that wasn't me
>>541494729>future deputy PM
>>541494796Kek
>>541494830Grok last timeChudGPT this timeLooks terrifying now ffs
>>541494893Still replaced the bottle with a paper bag in both cases
Time traveller anon hereAs promised, here is the photo I took of Caesar's funeral where they built the impromptu pyre. Me mate big bazza lit it as you can see
>>541477474Makes sense. The whole of Scotland is a shithole like Gotham.
>>541494967Forgot pic
>>541494978"glasgow is basically gotham" -big clive, many times
>>541495014Big clives a good lad, even if he is a furfag.
>>541495126last i heard, he's a celibate gay
>>541495166Why have some sweaty twink pump your arse when a fuck machine with a knotted bad dragon dildo will do the same job with less STDs?
>>541494967>>541494992>time traveller>doesnt use time travel to fix a basic mistakePhony
>Alleged 9/11 mastermind gets military trial date>Khalid Sheikh Mohammed is accused of being the chief planner behind the attacks which saw hijacked planes flown into the World Trade Center and the Pentagon.Story time>in school doing a powerpoint on internet safety>i used this picture of KSM as to who a child could be talking to online>mfw
Morning spakkersGonna bid on some stuff , auction starts at ten
>>541494978Still whiter than England
>>541476869New starters at work, Tokyo and London, both women.>London>Landwhale>Dressed in leisure clothing>Much make-up, looks tired, worn out, needing sleep>Enjoys bars and restaurants, music gigs, socialising with friends>Tokyo>Slim, feminine, gamine>Fresh faced, youthful, clear-eyed>Hobbies, painting, piano, wildlife (birds), nature
>>541495408Should have used Saville. Or Roy Jenkins.
>>541495320What did you want me to do lad
>>541495493What kind of auction palWhat's the market
>>541495493What are you bidding on m8?
>>541495560For the Jap you forgot to add that they're two faced cheating whores who just act cute
>>541477329Cool, I couldn't make heads or tails of the manga. There's like some dude who transforms into a bird o algo
>>541495534>visit small Scottish village on north coast >every petrol station and shop on the way is staffed by pajeets>only shop in the village is owned and run by pajeets
>>541495607Negro slavesYou can get a reet bargain if they only have 1 leg
>>541495560Filtered.
>government taxes business>business demands cheap foreign labour>government imports foreigners>foreigners claim taxpayer benefits>government taxes businessesWhen will greedy Big Business admit they did this to themselves?
>>541495602>>541495607Mctears auctions, might buy the Concorde and burn it, few other things too
>>541495703
>>541477329Why did japan stop making shit like thisIs this the animu version of ripped topless bodybuilders hipfiring machineguns? I feel the former is a genre dead before its time and the latter just a product of it.
>>541495669> north coastWhere exactly
Love the power that I have to make normies on /pol/ and IRL alike seize their clothes in fear whenever I mention gangstalking. https://youtu.be/ySp-u9kWVaQWhat's a matter?Cat got your clit?
>>541495851>>541493620
>>541495853Verdict: You catch more beans with bunnies
>>541495853Seize their clitties in fear*Damn jeetcorrectI'm like: "Gang stalking"And normies are like>ACK
>>541495560Shag 'em both.
>>541495787https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3v4k0re3vwo
>>541495851>Warning: Your area's water quality is currently [low] due to [extreme fecal] contamination.
>>541492611Would love to mog the spergs and claim the blonde
DONOTSPECULATE
>>541495914How am I supposed to sugarcoat gangstalking for these creme puffs?Yeah and we all live in fairyland except these little goblins who are so MEAN It's like, take the dress off bro.
>>541495851andy here.. just thinking about the hacienda.cheers
>>541495980it's as the locals around here say:>"come off it"https://vocaroo.com/13SgnwG2MhQG
>>541495979women do be vigilant
all your gammons need to wind your neck in
>>541495979>exposed himself while carrying out a sex actcan't they just say he was wanking?
>>541495979>HandforthIsn't that the place where Jackie Weaver from Handforth Parish Council fame lives?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgGmYeAm0jk
>>541477053dont think cbd does anything lad, like anything at all
>FRIDAY OVERTIME MANDATORY
>>541477329remember watching this on scifi channel as a kid like 25 years agowas fucking mental always remember one part where some giant guy was fucking his dead tranny girlfriend while eating her at same timebet they couldnt even show anything like that on telly anymore
>>541477053I've taken pure CBD oil, and it does jack shit and tastes rank.It's only good for rinsing the money out of delusional fuckwits like Josh's pockets.
>>541496114I've only drank one once but it did make me feel pretty chill. Kind of don't want to again in case I get hooked and dependent. I used to think those chavs that would say 'I need a spliff to calm me down' were retarded, but maybe they were on to something. I smoked weed weekly when I was a teenager but that was for the buzz not to chill.
>>541496114It does
>>541495647I much prefer a work environment with slim, feminine, modestly dressed women, busying themselves around me than one with loud, fat, clumsy, slobbish women.
I prefer a work environment with twinks rather than slobbish oafs and any type of w*man.
>>541496062Also these begins that are here on earth are just using the moon to make us perceived them as human figures.https://youtu.be/vruKzOtPzTo
>>541496185> pure CBD oilGet the proper stuff, RSO
twinkcels
>>541496234I prefer to interact with as little people as possible, in fact any conversation no matter how minor puts me in a bad mood and I think about how it went and how I came off for the rest of the day and night.
>>541496205Don't you think those women would prefer to work with guys who look like Brad Pitt, instead of your ugly mug?
>>541496242just call up elon musk through starlink, he will materialise and tell them to stop being naughty
>>541496266Bit noncey that
>>541496140Cant I do the piss easy work with Tamzin et al? >>541496147
>>541496286>Troonlon TranksI'd sooner contact Tranald Troonp
Really dull convos here, surely you've got the qualifications to just enrol in University today and make something of yourselves?No?Well I suppose that's to be expected.
>>541496286Not really. I am very wealthy.
