It's a world first, a knife-free country. Takes effect next year.
Hammer attacks skyrocketing
>>541482196how did she get permission to make that with knives? Sounds illegal
>>541482336and spoons, don't forget spoons.
>>541482336If people don't use a knife, they use a screw driver.
>>541482196....didn't a singh recently killed people with knife?
>>541482500Religious Totem, not a knife.
It's a statue of the State, as you can see it is very nonthreatening and docile
Racial profiling, stop and search, was racist and against human rights apparently. So everyone just carries a knife anyway. Why not.. everyone else does and the police are nowhere to be seen. If you're none white, you won't even be jailed anyway. Nothing to lose.
That actually looks cool as fuck
>>541482196horrifying, imagine being locked in a small dark room with that thing.
The shit woman get paid to do is unreal.
>>541482584trve brother! no trve anglo is vnarmed without a saex.
Sad to see how far the descendants of the Saxons fallen
>>541482613>horrifying, imagine being locked in a small dark room with that thing.I'm not locked in a room with that thing. That thing is locked in a room with ME
Looks like Trump.
>>541482196Kinda looks like trump.
>>541482701clever post.
>>541482584Well the problem with everyone carrying a knife is that if theres a lot of ill will in society it can lead to violence.
>>541482196Except the issue machete's to the illegals when they reach the cliff of Dover.
>>5414824543 guys 1 hammer Absolutely horrific being killed by a screwdriver
>>541482196how do you cut food with no knoives
>>541482196Trump?
>>541482803they actually hand out pamphlets telling them knives are illegal nowit's a reasonable thing to do because nowhere else in the world has this law
>>541482811i remember that video. they were ukranians iirc
>>541482196She have a knife-statue loicense for that?
>>541482613>imagine being locked in a small dark room with that thing.That is called a liberal white women. You only need fear her in public. In a small dark room no one can hear her screams as you beat her to death.
What
>>541482984All knives, from pen knives to chef's knives, to the knives vine dressers use, will be illegal at the discretion of authorities.
Ban knives get hammerings, ban hammers get people putting rocks in their socks.
>>541483174Speccies are still legal, no loicense neither.
>>541482196
at this point why dont bongs just outlaw anything beyond a certain material density, go live in swamps and bogs without domiciles again since you can't stop niggers from killing people
>>541482196so the uk government imports a metric fuckton of violent niggers committing violent crimes, stabbing kids, and gang raping young english girls, and then the citizens turn around and make an effigy honouring it? Jesus fucking christ, mate, that’s GRIM
fertilizer truck bombs
>>541482336Also cars. Where the fuck is the car angel of peace, the demons in the uk can make to mock Christians?
>>541485075make a whole nerf civilizationi like itrequire everybody to wear nerf all the time, so even if they fell down, within reason, they'd be ok
>>541482196An 8 foot long sharpened stick (aka Spear) is way more effective anyway.
>>541482196and just in time too, the greeks finally stopped their assault, and even left us a nice wooden horse as a giftwe must have really gained the gods favor in killing that Ophiuchus fellow, and his children, lol, and that bitch Casandra was wrong, we won this war without lifting a finger. "YoU wILl BeDesTrOYeD FRoM WiThIN", lol.UNDEFEATED!!!NUMBA 1!!!!
>>541482831you don 'ave teef?das a shame innit
>>541482196You'll need to ban all grinders and files too
>>541482584Thomas Hobbes, is that you?
>>541486097spoons, forks, pipes, hell, anything made of metal, wood, glass and stone should be banned, they need a safe country.maybe cover the roads/streets and walls/fences with padding (especially on the corners)remove all pointy and sharp edges from the UK for maximum safety
>>541482196Including jamboys and their diversity daggers?
>>541482196Why does europe need knives? Is it in their bill of needs?
>>541486230It's kind of crazy that in America, a country where you can legally carry a gun, the ragheads can only carry their knife if it's welded shut.However, in the yookay they are free to carry a big ass dagger everywhere.
>>541482454I never understood gun control. If somebody is going to murder you they'll do it. Guns were a technological advancement why go back to barbarian measures? Id much much rather be shot in the head than ventilated with an object by hand.
Get a life, bin that knife!
>>541483174Ban assault socks!No man needs more than three socks! No woman needs more than two, six if she has a dog!
>>541486315You're an uneducated redneck. You need more liberal education to learn that, in fact, you can just prefer not to be stabbed. You just need the social skills to politely tell your attacker to please not.
>>541486591The issue is that increasingly the perpetrators of these fiery but peaceful stabbings don't speak English.The problem is evident: We need mo' money for dem schools.
>>541482196What happens if I pick up a pointy stick in the park that fell from a tree?
>>541482454Imagine using something as crude as a screwdriver
>>541486652>see brown people>know they don't speak english>refuse to take this opportunity to culturally enrich yourself by learning phrases such as "please don't stab me bro"it's your own faultI myself bake vegan cookies to toss at them to give me enough time to escape. it's like an interactive zoo exhibit. Thank God for the labor party for allowing me this rich avenue of spiritual enlightenment.Why go to Africa when you bring Africa to you!
>>541486509>No man needs more than three socks!I just need one
Time to learn flint knapping.
>>541486591Thanks anon
>>541482196no wonder their food taste liek shit
>>541482196kek why is it Trump?
>>541486680That's a statue of a demon and it would be unwise to steal from it
>>541482196freemason shit the year that knife statue was unveiled, there was 50,000 stabbings in the uk. Its a monument to White genocide.
>>541489063Like 99% of victims are nogs
I knew that who's behind the no-knife, spoon and fork law, it's those pajeets. knife attacks are just an excuse. they're emasculating you from civilization back to caveman tier
>>541489063Tf that statue needs to be more diverse
>>541489063>Its a monument to White genocide.based.we need more knife statues
>>541482430and whites, fuck those people the aren't british.
>white woman intuitively makes satanic art i dont blame the muslims now.
>>541485275UK government program to build Autobots when?
>>541486315I'd prefer to be killed by a nuke, at least a rocket
>>541482196It's just a ruse to get migrants to leave or returm to their countries. It's a psychological thing for them - they can't walk outside without having a knife on them , they would feel naked.
God I love meme'ing.
