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Only Christians understand.
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>>541490138
I don't get it
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>>541490215
Christkikes are slaves and like it that way.
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>>541490138
THE ONLY THING YOU FUCKING CHRISTKEKS UNDERSTAND IS TWO MORE WEEKS
YOUR GOD LET 1.8 BILLION ABORTIONS HAPPEN HE IS CLEARLY WORTH FUCKING NOTHING
ONCE AGAIN WHY ARE PEDOPHILE EL WORSHIPPERS STILL RUNNING EARTH
FUCK JESUS CHRIST HE LETS SMALL CHILDREN BE RAPED
THERE IS NO OMNIPOTENCE
BUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT I DONT LIKE
CHILD RAPE DUNGEON PARTYING RAT FUCK NIGGERS
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No truly I don't understand. You can get the key, walk out and pick up the bread. Or get the bread, eat it and then get the key to walk out.
I do not see a decision here really.
Maybe one could argue, its about doing penance. But doing penance doesn't mean you should allow people to mistreat needlessly by withholding basic necessities such as food.
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>>541490138
How dumb.. it actually looks like a waggie
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>>541490260
>>541490315
>the prisoner mocks the liberated man
Many such cases.

>>541490330
Then why won't people pick up the key? I agree that it really is that simple, but a lot of people still mock and disregard the key.
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>>541490138
>regurgitating jeet social media posts
Please do the needful
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>>541490138
Another One.

A person is infinitely wrong (the first door he chooses is guaranteed to be the wrong door, with the exception of those who first asked the Game Host for His choice and chose the Host's door first) yet is ignorantly arrogant in his infinite wrongness.
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>>541490471
Why waste energy like this? Useless.
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>>541490330
It’s even more retarded, what if he’s doing 30 days for holding a few grams of something, but if he runs he’s fucked for life?
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>>541490555
Checked. Truly, you are the jeetiest of philosopher.
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>>541490530
clever
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>>541490138
Maybe the prisoner guard is a really hot supermodel babe and she likes him like that
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>>541490315
he's your god as well, you'll find out soon(TM).
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>>541490769
extremely hot and proportionally crazy girlfriends? Been there done that in my past life. That's a certain prison I especially thank God for releasing me from.
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>unlock your cell
>still in a jail surrounded by multiple guards and locked doors
This image was always dumb
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>>541490330
Or you can just walk out because the gaps are huge
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niggas is houngry
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>>541490555
Go back to your shithole
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>>541490138
Can't he just slide between the bars? They are pretty far apart and he is kinda slim.
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>>541492337
this. the only philosopher itt. anyone experienced low blood sugar? you don't think straight and gradually become kinda angry. also, there could be a file in the bread.
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>>541490260
Kike
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>>541490215
christards are retarded
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>>541490138
The bread can make fungus for LSD. The key offers him NOTHING.
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>>541490138
You think those bars are there to keep him in? He could easily pass between them. No, the bars are there to keep something out. Perhaps something that can disguise itself. Perhaps even as ordinary objects. But how could we test whether any given object could be the thing, disguised? Well, we've established the bars hold it back, so perhaps its actual size is larger than any object we see. Maybe we should try poking things with a stick?
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>>541490330
salvation vs material comfort.
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>>541495999

Is the key a symbol of salvation or is it a material comfort?
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>>541490138
The prisoner is a neet. Free bread is free.
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>>541490138
He is hungry. He’s obviously afraid of whatever is in the cell and the key is useless to him as he could fit through the bars if he wasn’t afraid.

I don’t understand what this has to do with Christianity.
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>>541490330
The uncertainty of freedom vs. the comfort of regularity of a prison.
He takes his "daily bread" because it's reliable and keeps him alive while being free means he has to figure out how to procure food by himself from now on.
It's a take on the old "was dich aushält haltet dich auf"-dilemma.
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>>541490215
By simply saying a prayer over the bread, the bread magically transubstantiates into the dead body of the Christian magic user named Jesus. Christian believe that by cannibalizing the dead flesh of their magic user they will attain some form of esoteric "freedom." Some suggest and abstract "freedom" from the consequences of all the terrible things they do to others and sexual activity (which is cursed in their superstition.)



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