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I am 35 years old and only now learned that you are supposed to pull your foreskin back when you pee

It’s scary how ignorant men’s health education is even in countries where they dont mutilate kids
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>>541499677
So for 35 years you just put up with the stream going everywhere? You never once thought "hey I should move this skin out of the way so it does not disturb the flow"
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The hatred towards circumcision is alarming and unfounded.

There is actually a very beautiful and holy reason for circumcision which any defenders of Western Civilization should embrace. Circumcision is about resistance against lust. It prevents men from lusting after sex and reinforces the fact sex is for the act of procration and mutual pleasure between loving partners. It is because our modern society is ruled by lust that we see vast amounts of moral decay. Moral relativism is everywhere. Secularism has destroyed any sense of virtue. Desire to take from others sexually has made these things almost impossible to fight against.

I do believe with all honesty that circumcision is an act of scaling back a society dominated by sexual lust. Sex is about giving to the other person, not taking.

Many great minds of Western Civilization have also said this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBWAi0ZCfdk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AK_EUsIBlw

There is also no logical reason to oppose metzitzah b'peh. MBP is done for reasons of hygiene and for kabbalistic reasons involving the correcting of Adam's sin and revealing the holiness of the soul. There is no evidence MBP is anything nefarious. Remember: Jesus underwent metzitzah b'peh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLZvEelu7IA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KU2Sr1l4Ifw

There is also physical and spiritual beauty in metzitzah b'peh. And it is NOT pedophilia but done for HEALTH REASONS (and mystical reasons):

https://youtu.be/M4Tazlv3Tuo?si=64G8tsO60Lxf2baF&t=7516
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>>541499677
You are the worst kind of shitposter on the /pol.

Trains
Houses
and now this.

Menj ki a picsába a házból és sétálj egyet a levegőn néha te majom.
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>>541499677
I drop my trousers and boxers down to my ankles and pull my foreskin back as far as humanly possible, with a snap my finger slips and I'm catapulted through the wall behind me
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do anteater dicks really?
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>>541499677
That's why being circumcised is good
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>>541499723
you can open it up just a little without pulling it back
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>>541499773
>>541499766
Two memeflags defending circumcision kek. Enjoying your mutilated cock, jews?
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>>541499766
it's great, you're missing out bro
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>>541499677
do uncut fags really piss in their own foreskin?
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>>541499677
I am a foreskin haver. And until my 30s I didn't know you have to dap the back of your cock after peeing to sop up the remaining urine.
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>>541499723
I pull the skin and the piss still goes haywire. At this point I just sit down to take a piss.
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Foreskin elephant trunk faggots stay losing. I circumcised every single one of my boys and will do it again, just to own the jews and not make my children freaks
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no youre not
the warm pee gently cleans the foreskin
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>>541499677
as far as I know I'm circumcised and even I have to roll it back or face shotgun piss sometimes. For this reason I disbelieve OP. Also circumcision is a disgusting practice and should be outlawed.
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>>541499677
>pull your foreskin back when you pee
Why? It makes things worse.

Q = A × v

Q stays the same as it's dictate by your bladder physiognomy, so you can only change A, thus the inverse of the speed.

By letting the pipe enlarge at the nozzle, you are reducing pressure differential, reducing speed, thus gravity will affect the stream more and direct it downwards in a more controlled fashion.
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>>541499808
I have an emergency rubberband that I put on the tip so that I can just pee whenever I need to and then go find a toilet or your mom after I pee
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>>541499882
Foreskin is evil.
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>>541499829
Shame on you, putting your countrymen out of work
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>>541499780
>>541499677
your trolling but a whole lot of men just piss all over the floor and walk away. they should lose the privilege of peeing while standing and be forced to sit and pee
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>>541499797
Circumcision is a very beautiful thing.
>>541499746
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>>541499886
Careful. You might need that for when you have nothing left to drink
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>>541499677
cut cattle lied to you
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>>541499901
>Foreskin is evil.
Better have an evil foreskin than a pissed seat.
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>>541499677
> pull foreskin back to pee.

stfu. jew psyop.
- you pee and then shake, that's what the shiver response after peeing is for.
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>>541499677
You are not supposed to do that. It should only peel back when you have an erection.
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I've always pulled it forwards to make it so pee goes down the skin and then at an angle into the toilet. It's far more controllable.
I also only found out you're supposed to clean inside your foreskin at age 19 thanks to a post someone made here. Haven't done it though.
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>>541499677
Sometimes its fun to pull it forward and just feel the warm piss swirl around inside.
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>>541500046
>clean inside your foreskin at age 19
I had to clean mine at 17, and then much later after 30.
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>>541499746
>Circumcision is about resistance against lust. It prevents men from lusting after sex and reinforces the fact sex is for the act of procration and mutual pleasure between loving partners
How come so many muslims and jews are rapists then?
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>>541500046
>I also only found out you're supposed to clean inside your foreskin at age 19 thanks to a post someone made here.
>Haven't done it though
lmao just jack off in the shower, even when the other gym goers start avoiding you
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>>541500100
Can't tell if you're trolling or not. Only twice in your lifetime?
What I meant was:
>I was 19 when I found out you need to clean your foreskin
rather than
>At age 19 you must clean it or else the foreskin fairy will take it away
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>>541500046
I knew about it since I was 6 or 7
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>>541499911
that's what he just said he does
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>>541500164
I have phimosis I think, I can't actually get to the part you need to clean. But after I jerked off a little too hard once, it started leaking through and making it all painful and itchy. Seems to have improved by itself since then.
Also
>gymgoers
??? what does this have to do with anything
>>541500261
Very smart. You have a bright future ahead of you
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>>541500321
>You have a bright future ahead of you
I'm 29 and unemployed. I have no future unless becoming a radical, religious extremist counts.
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>>541499911
yeah but when i pee all over the floor, it's not because of not pulling back, it's because i chose to do it
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>>541500366
It absolutely fucking counts. Deus Vult
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>>541499829
The trick is to pull it back once and let it settle, then pee.
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>>541499677
I only pee with a full raging boner and make sure to go full blast so it splatters off the porcelain and gets on anyone at neighboring urinals.
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>>541501100
I can’t piss with a boner bc it comes out like you’re pinching a fire hose and I could probably blast through a wall with it. Gotta wait for the lil guy to soften and then you can get a proper stream
>why tf am I saying this to another man. You already know this shit FML
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>>541499829
Just piss haywire my man. Piss denotes territory in the animal kingdom, so go forth and claim territory.
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>>541499677
>The uncircumcised don’t know about hands free peeing

Imagine having to wash your hands lmao
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>>541500366
>>541500981
> religious extremist lives matters

no they don't
- i don't care if you're middle-eastern cuck (jew, muslim, christian), or some pagan tree fucker.
- ethno-socialistm or national-socialism is all that matters. don't dress it up as anything else.
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>>541502227
And jeets wonder why everybody hates them…. I use handwashing as a time for face washing bc you can use your damp towel afterwards to wipe your face
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>>541499677
Sometimes I pull on it so hard, I rip the skin
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Best part about balooning is knowing the fact that kikes and their cattle dont know how to
And its important to baloon, to remind kikes and their cattle, that they arent allowed anything good in life
They can have lotion and gooning, and thats about it
This morning in the shower i balooned
not that a kike or their cattle would know
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>>541499766
only if the dick is small. ive got a normal sized willy and uncut, even while flaccid my forskin is shrunk up and caresses the base of my bell end like a snug scarf
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>supposed to
it's my penus I'll do what I want with it
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>>541499943
One does not use old foreskin for new pee.
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>>541499677
You're supposed to pull your foreskin as well when you're inside a woman's birth canal FYI.



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