Amerisharts, not like this
trump will ban bog rolls and implement a national bidet programme
>>541500554Mexico brings the Diarrhea. We finish the job.
I have a bidet
>>541500607Kekkkkkkk!
They can always adopt the Indian model and save money
>>541500589That's french and he hates them he will instead push the way of his hindpoo friends and direct Americans to use their hand instead.
>>541500589Nah, he wouldn't want plebs to take that route. Too resource demanding.He'll just tweet about>wipe with left hand>eat with right hand>super hygenic>best hygine plan ever>invented by me>PRESIDENT Donald J. Trump
You think you have enough toilet paper but you don't. An adult needs one roll of toilet papers a day. A family of 4 consumes 120 rolls of toilet paper in a month.
>>541500554Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.
>>541500554Canada is cozying up to China while trying to rape us on trade deals. The Canadian government is hostile to the United States and should be treated as a serious threat to our national security.
>>541500716This. Anyone have the breakdown from the Covid era?
>>541500554Damn that sucks, I don't know how people are going to be able to afford the 1 roll a day/person.
>>541500714>Too resource demanding.Indeed. The data centers can't spare the water for us to have bidets.>>541500730>The average person uses 1 roll per day.What is the BMI of this average person?
Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.
>>541500607>Mexicoyou mean India
>>541500730>The average person uses 1 roll per day.
>>541500554do jeets use toilet paper?
>>541500966It's American quality just as their paper walled houses.
>>541500554
not le hecking wiperino!
>>541501000How do you think all the shit ends up in their food?
>>541500730>one roll per dayI would call you a jeet from that laughable amount of shitting you think is normal but they don't use toilets so you must just be severely obese and buy family size KFC buckets for a snack.
>>54150055490-99% of toilet paper is produced and used domestically, whoever is buying leaf toilet paper deserves the extra cost for being a faggot
>>541502768That's costco TP.
>>541500966Hey there, newfag.
At first i thought Canada was acting retarded, then i saw the last second clauses mutts added to the negotiations. Man, they really are trying to weaken and annex everyone aren't they?
>>541502583They also cook with "cow manure" but they're all scammers so you just know they're burning jeet shit.
>>541502931Charmin is among one of the best and its produced in PA; cope more leaf troon
>>541500730I'm sad all the newfags don't even remember this pasta
>>541500554Boomers are going to freak the fuck out, if you mention jews, israel, toilet paper, communism, stock market, and housing prices they go ballistic.
>>541503033Charmin is for fatasses like you.
>>541502768Well, shucks. Guess I'll have to settle for the cheaper American alternative that takes up 90-99% of the shelf space.
>>541503141Imagine having nothing going on in your life you have serious opinions on luxury brands of paper to wipe your asshole with. Enjoy the tarrifs for me.>>541503182You can just admit you're a fag
>>541500554Joke on you i just bought 3 mega roll 30 packs yesterday at half price using a promotional discount. I'm good until next year all throughout winter.
>>541500730based
Most toilet paper in the usa is made in the usa. We've been over this.
>>541503266I apologize but i just literally bought a bunch of TP when i heard about these tariffs and noticed the Charmin brand is made for fat Americans.
>>541500554Ffs drumpf my family needs 2 rolls a day minimum this shit will bankrupt me
>>541503558Lmao you really are a fag, there is nothing wrong with Charmin and you're a retarded faggot if you think imported TP is any better
>>541500554Shartpocalypse
>>541503691Charmin costs too much. Canadian TP at costco costs around 20 bucks for a 30 pack of mega rolls. This is what most Americans buy.
>>541500554>the Jew S of A has sold all industry off to the point where it can't even produce its own tp
>>541500554Most canadians (jeets) dont use toilet paper
>>541500554Americans don't need toilet paper since they exclusively eat shit anyway.
>>541500589This would kill the Republican party unironically
>>541500554lauhing while using my bidet
>>541500654>They can always adopt the Indian modelCanada already has.
>>541500736Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really don’t have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses a roll of toilet paper per day. If you have a family of 4, that’s 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. Toilet paper rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.
>>541502684I’m not going to be mean but you need to lurk. You have no idea how new you revealed yourself to be. It’s literally impossible to not be a newfag and not know that pasta.
>>541503998>roll of toilet paper per dayDo jeetnadians really
>>541504068See>>541504019You’re just a newfag.
Why is toilet paper so important doing survival periods anyway?You always see people paying gold for it bascially
>>541504068hey can you go to a /pol/ humour thread for a second i just wanna see something
>>541500554Having water jetted up your ass is not gay guys. Your bum will never be cleaner
>>541500730this board is now full of newfag shitskins that aren't aware that this is pasta from copevid19
>>541504199You always need tp or tissues to manage your sinuses or wiping.. It's sanitary. You can also use them for cleaning your fingers like napkins, or messes, you can even start fires with it if you ever needed to. It's paper, its very useful. Long as people need to eat you will always need tp.I'll give you another life hack. You can stuff your shoes with it to prevent frostbite.
based leafs punishing amerisharts
>>541503789>30 pack of mega rolls. This is what most Americans buy.I've never seen one of these. I seriously doubt most Americans are buying them.
>>541504565You never been to costco? That's what they sell. They sell in bulk. Americans buy bulk tp and drinking water at costco.
>>541500554I just recently learned about US toilet paper prices.Is it really that expensive?I get 20 rolls for under 8 Euros. Even cheaper if you go 2 layers or recycling.
>>541500730>>541500857>>541503998>>541504005Is this a shitty attempt at a copypasta or did the Sergeant fuck up and give all of you duplicate assignments?
>>541504692No, you just identified yourself as a newfag.
>>541500554Tariff shartland till they collapse like the Soviet Union
>>541504649It's a big market. You can choose different softness, thickness, square size, amounts of rolls, Some even are scented and some have lotion in them. You get what you pay for but specialty brands like charmin are really soft to prevent rashes. If you buy the cheapest crap it will burn you and rip.
>>541504692yeah sgt. Anon y moose of eglin AFB is very drunk this morning and forgot to update our shill playbookHow embarrassing!
>>541500554UH OH STINKY
We've already won.
>>541504786What's the price for the lower middle class stuff?The stuff people would use who want a toilet paper that works as intended and doesn't have anything added or is from a big brand?
>>541500730I typically use about 2.5 rolls a day. I eat two sausage McMuffins every morning because I have a long commute and it’s impossible to make breakfast at home. I usually bring a couple rolls with me to work because the toilet paper at work irritates my hemorrhoids. Also it’s more hygienic to keep them in plastic bags in my laptop case rather than use the toilet paper that is just sitting out in the bathroom. For hygiene reasons I put two layers of paper on the toilet seat and then drape some strips over my exposed legs. I also wrap toilet paper around my ankles because I have diabetes and the exposed skin can get susceptible to infection. After I poop I wrap my hands in toilet paper when reaching for the handle. I usually poop four or five times at work because of my irritable bowel syndrome so this adds up. At home I poop as soon as I get home from work because my stomach is upset by the long commute home, and then once before I go to bed because I tend to UberEats food from McDonalds for dinner because of time reasons and this can upset my stomach. If I don’t poop before bed every night then I can accidentally shart while asleep because my sleep apnea jolts me awake and can cause my sphincter to momentarily lose control and I don’t want that to happen.
This is media doing market manipulation for our nation’s enemy (Canada). They are trying to cause a covid-like run on toilet paper, with people buying unnecessarily large amounts to horde, so they can take pictures of empty store shelves and further propagandize that Trump is “losing” a trade war with Canada. So fucking transparent and treasonous.Canada has no other cost effective markets for its products. They can’t just redirect to other countries without taking a massive economic hit. In a war of attrition, they lose.
>>541500554That doesn't even make logistical sense. Almost the entirety of our TP is made within our borders with our own resources.
>>541500716americans really are full of shit, a roll lasts me a month
>>541500730i was talking with a coworker today and she seemed surprised at how much toilet paper i go through. I poop at least four times a day, and I need a roll of toilet paper every time. First, I take a bunch of TP to layer the toilet seat so my butt doesn't get cold. Secondly, I place a wad of TP into the toilet bowl so that the water doesn't splash up. Thirdly, I can't poop all at once, so I go through multiple stages of pooping out a little nugget, and wiping everytime I do so. Once I'm empty, I take the rest of the TP left on the roll and cover up my poop, so that I can ensure that everything flushes properly.Add on to that the amount i use for other things like blowing my nose or writing notes or drying my hands, and i go through quite a bit. How much do you go through per day
>>541504882Stuff at costco like we have been talking about. They sell it in 30 pack mega rolls for around 20 USD. That's why these tariffs are bothering people because many do all their shopping at costco so the price will go up.You can get about the same at other major grocery store chains here some anons are saying the tariffs don't matter. But it does to people who rely on costco and Canadian brand TP.
>>541504882$9 for a six pack of large Cottonelle. No frills, but good quality that doesn't feel like sand paper or tear like rice paper.
>>541500554They'll just wipe with their hand like pajeets.
americans are repulsive massive fat bastard mongrels that use a roll every time they shit
>>541504994post ze facking instore prices(Andrex is the UK version of Cottonelle)this price includes 20% sales tax
>>541505303A puppy on shit paper packaging? Is this some kind of thing to irk muzzies?
>>541505447It means its soft like a puppy...
>>541505447the puppy suggests its soft like a puppy's fursome US brands have a baby or a bear on them
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