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>>541507944
Nah.

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>>541508022
Know who else hated niggers?
HITLER!
You're literally a fascist nazi who wants to gas jews and take over the world!

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>>541508147

>>541508147
I think niggers hate niggers more than Hitler ever did. My source? Mylondon.news.

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Plastic sex arses are soo yesterday

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>>541508184

Just sneezed an a massive solid Bogey came out covered in goo. It's proper crusty on the inside and gooey on the outside.
Massive too. Feel like I can breathe again. Mad.

>British Gas boss warns UK at risk of winter fuel shortage ‘with almost no gas in storage’
Its not like we've heard this the first time. They've had 5 years to prepare and I bet they've done fuck all while racking it in. All by design of course.

>>541508518
Have a wank on it, then try and feed it to the wife.

>>541508518
My missus sneezed once and something came out that resembled an insole for a kids shoe

>>541508567
It would be pretty sweet if we actually ran out. All the niggers would feel quite chilly. Even sweeter if the leccy went down and all the EV chuds will have to get the bus.

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>>541508567
It’s fkn great burning wood

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>TIMMY MIGGED

>>541508347
no I meant rent it out like
but you answered me question anyway kek
that gonna be your man cave?

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>>541508518
>>541508587

> Thieves steal Bronze Age artifacts from Spanish museum in four-minute heist

I blame GTA, kortz heist is real

>>541508795
eddie nooooooooo

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cqxvrnvrr5do

Not happy about this old Todger about to pop his clogs. He is a good lad, some of his family are shit though.

>Colman's Mustard goes up for sale as owners Unilever look to unload 212-year-old British brand
Gonna buy £200 worth of mustard powder. Not like it goes off.

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>>541508841
Probably the cave I die in, castle view from windows

>>541508921
She’s got issues, no tissues

>>541508795
Gobbo hostel plastic pissproof bed dox?

>>541509231
Stretching with that one a bit.

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>>541508795

>>541508567
That's completely opposite to what they were saying two weeks ago in the Winter 26/27 energy forecast.
I guess they took notice of the North Atlantic Oscillation changes since then and recalculated the ENSO.
And came to the same conclusion i did weeks ago.

WERE ALL GONNA FREEZE! -20C winter incumen. No Food Transport, The just in time warehouse and delivery system will fail utterly and you'll be chasing freezing wogs to burn in a firepit in your living room if you want to survive this winter, cos there wont be any Gas.
Or you could just buy an electric heater like a normal person.

>>541509152
corrr
got leccy?

>>541509293
but not as much as his waistline

>A sport-loving teenage girl has died after collapsing at a Cornwall cricket club.
>Amélia Jones, 14, was rushed to hospital last Thursday evening by air ambulance after collapsing at Grampound Road Cricket Club, near St Austell.
>She was declared dead a short time later.
>Amélia has been described as 'intelligent' and 'talented' in heartbreaking tributes, as a fundraiser launched to support her family exceeds £19,000.
>The page, set up by her uncle Sean Jones, said she was 'a deeply loved daughter, sister, friend and the cherished twin' to her sister.
>'She had the most beautiful smile and brought so much happiness to the people around her,' it went on.
>Amélia loved sport including netball and cricket, and captained Cornwall's under-14s girls team against Glamorgan a week before her death.
>An 'exceptionally talented and academically gifted' student, she was studying for her Grade 8 piano and Grade 5 clarinet exams, and was being supported at school to take additional GCSEs.
Vaxxed?

>>541508567

We dont have any functioning gas storage anyway. They mothballed the facility years ago and have been trying to get it working again but basically its fucked. I burn coal. 7-10 bags does me for a winter.

>>541509446
He probably counts that as exercise.

>>541509477
not much running involved in cricket is there?

>>541509428
It’s not the castle ya muppet, cottage near the castle that was getting rented out but the owners are now selling. Only found out by chance earlier and nipped straight down, it’s a girl I knows uncle who owns it

Where I work, it's a logistics related business. We organise the shipment of things the customer books online. The shipments costs increase by weight, and if the customer underdeclares the weight, we have to recoup the costs from them. I am not exaggerating when I say 80% of these cases have BAME names.

>>541509477
Dodgy pastie

>>541509621
Hardly surprising.

Stench and pusbum the discord nonce fatty fluffers in?

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https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16078889/Chemistry-teacher-faces-jail-seducing-pupils-1980s.html

>>541509372
if that happens I'm just going to say fuck it for this winter and go into squirrel hibernation mode. Started to rack up firewood in readiness.

>>541509621
I done something similar with parcel force years ago, trying to catch cunts intentionally not paying tax on imported goods by labelling them wrong
>it’s a box of hats
It’s a 5k camera nigger, pay up or lose it

>>541509738
>oh no the poor lad blew his load 20 to 30 times
niceee

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>>541509590
just got me new gaff on property pool elmer m8
no not the one in the pic you muppet why would you ever think that

>>541509749
My log hut is nearly full already

>>541509841
had it the other way round, some chinky bastards labelled up an electric motor as an 'e bike' and I got hit with a 40% 'dumping duty', I disputed it of course. Fuck that.

>>541509738
She was 19 then, corr, she could spill my acid

>>541509859
Would genuinely buy that, looks cosy, needs a periscope tho, ya muppet