>UK salmonella cases nearing 500 as egg investigations continuehttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn8ej0zvppxo>Another house is rammed in Middlesbrough amid fears of gang violence outbreak after girl, seven, was 'murdered' and fatal wrong-way crashhttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16083711/Another-house-rammed-Middlesbrough-A66-crash.html>Fuel theft in the UK rockets by 20% in wake of Donald Trump's Iran conflicthttps://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2243062/fuel-theft-uk-rockets-20>Police demand crackdown on shotgun ownershiphttps://archive.ph/xA07M>Russia warns Britain is ‘playing with fire’ over its support of Ukrainehttps://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/aug/27/britain-ukraine-war-russia>British Gas boss warns UK at risk of winter fuel shortage ‘with almost no gas in storage’https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/british-gas-shortage-boss-storage-levels-b3040289.html>8.7 million customers’ data accessed in cyberattack against three UK airportshttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/east-midlands-airport-london-stansted-manchester-airport-b1294859.html>Two men die in industrial incident on Cheshire farmhttps://www.itv.com/news/granada/2026-08-27/two-men-die-after-falling-into-farm-silage-tank>The zebra crossing where hundreds of cyclists fail to stophttps://archive.ph/1P4qL>UK asylum claims drop sharply as ministers curb hotel usehttps://archive.ph/J0yJB
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>>541507944Nah.
>>541508022Know who else hated niggers?HITLER!You're literally a fascist nazi who wants to gas jews and take over the world!
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>>541508147I think niggers hate niggers more than Hitler ever did. My source? Mylondon.news.
Plastic sex arses are soo yesterday
>>541508184
Just sneezed an a massive solid Bogey came out covered in goo. It's proper crusty on the inside and gooey on the outside.Massive too. Feel like I can breathe again. Mad.
>British Gas boss warns UK at risk of winter fuel shortage ‘with almost no gas in storage’Its not like we've heard this the first time. They've had 5 years to prepare and I bet they've done fuck all while racking it in. All by design of course.
>>541508518Have a wank on it, then try and feed it to the wife.
>>541508518My missus sneezed once and something came out that resembled an insole for a kids shoe
>>541508567It would be pretty sweet if we actually ran out. All the niggers would feel quite chilly. Even sweeter if the leccy went down and all the EV chuds will have to get the bus.
>>541508567It’s fkn great burning wood
>TIMMY MIGGED
>>541508347no I meant rent it out likebut you answered me question anyway kekthat gonna be your man cave?
>>541508518>>541508587
> Thieves steal Bronze Age artifacts from Spanish museum in four-minute heistI blame GTA, kortz heist is real
>>541508795eddie nooooooooo
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cqxvrnvrr5doNot happy about this old Todger about to pop his clogs. He is a good lad, some of his family are shit though.
>Colman's Mustard goes up for sale as owners Unilever look to unload 212-year-old British brandGonna buy £200 worth of mustard powder. Not like it goes off.
>>541508841Probably the cave I die in, castle view from windows
>>541508921She’s got issues, no tissues
>>541508795Gobbo hostel plastic pissproof bed dox?
>>541509231Stretching with that one a bit.
>>541508795
>>541508567That's completely opposite to what they were saying two weeks ago in the Winter 26/27 energy forecast.I guess they took notice of the North Atlantic Oscillation changes since then and recalculated the ENSO.And came to the same conclusion i did weeks ago.WERE ALL GONNA FREEZE! -20C winter incumen. No Food Transport, The just in time warehouse and delivery system will fail utterly and you'll be chasing freezing wogs to burn in a firepit in your living room if you want to survive this winter, cos there wont be any Gas.Or you could just buy an electric heater like a normal person.
>>541509152corrrgot leccy?
>>541509293but not as much as his waistline
>A sport-loving teenage girl has died after collapsing at a Cornwall cricket club.>Amélia Jones, 14, was rushed to hospital last Thursday evening by air ambulance after collapsing at Grampound Road Cricket Club, near St Austell.>She was declared dead a short time later.>Amélia has been described as 'intelligent' and 'talented' in heartbreaking tributes, as a fundraiser launched to support her family exceeds £19,000.>The page, set up by her uncle Sean Jones, said she was 'a deeply loved daughter, sister, friend and the cherished twin' to her sister.>'She had the most beautiful smile and brought so much happiness to the people around her,' it went on.>Amélia loved sport including netball and cricket, and captained Cornwall's under-14s girls team against Glamorgan a week before her death.>An 'exceptionally talented and academically gifted' student, she was studying for her Grade 8 piano and Grade 5 clarinet exams, and was being supported at school to take additional GCSEs.Vaxxed?
>>541508567We dont have any functioning gas storage anyway. They mothballed the facility years ago and have been trying to get it working again but basically its fucked. I burn coal. 7-10 bags does me for a winter.
>>541509446He probably counts that as exercise.
>>541509477not much running involved in cricket is there?
>>541509428It’s not the castle ya muppet, cottage near the castle that was getting rented out but the owners are now selling. Only found out by chance earlier and nipped straight down, it’s a girl I knows uncle who owns it
Where I work, it's a logistics related business. We organise the shipment of things the customer books online. The shipments costs increase by weight, and if the customer underdeclares the weight, we have to recoup the costs from them. I am not exaggerating when I say 80% of these cases have BAME names.
>>541509477Dodgy pastie
>>541509621Hardly surprising.
Stench and pusbum the discord nonce fatty fluffers in?
https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16078889/Chemistry-teacher-faces-jail-seducing-pupils-1980s.html
>>541509372if that happens I'm just going to say fuck it for this winter and go into squirrel hibernation mode. Started to rack up firewood in readiness.
>>541509621I done something similar with parcel force years ago, trying to catch cunts intentionally not paying tax on imported goods by labelling them wrong>it’s a box of hatsIt’s a 5k camera nigger, pay up or lose it
>>541509738>oh no the poor lad blew his load 20 to 30 timesniceee
>>541509590just got me new gaff on property pool elmer m8no not the one in the pic you muppet why would you ever think that
>>541509749My log hut is nearly full already
>>541509841had it the other way round, some chinky bastards labelled up an electric motor as an 'e bike' and I got hit with a 40% 'dumping duty', I disputed it of course. Fuck that.
>>541509738She was 19 then, corr, she could spill my acid
>>541509859Would genuinely buy that, looks cosy, needs a periscope tho, ya muppet
>>541509929They had this mad old jeet who sniffed parcels for drugs, was always right and I never seen him do anything else the 6 months I was there Wonder what his job description was
They are quietly rubber-stamping the Boris Wave.
> Number of asylum seekers in hotels halves in a yearThey’ve all got 3 bed detached houses now ffshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3relr4xx27o
>>541509738Sigh
>>541510209They should be quietly head-stamping them imo
>>541508513
>>541510078thats tickled me that hashow come the 2nd gaff though lad? uncomfy at home?
>>541509738fuck imagine how fit she was in the 80's
>>541509987>She was 19 then, corr, she could spill my acid27
Andy Burnham gets paid by "Lord Sainsbury" and then Burnham gives 10,000 placements in Sainsburys (unpaid work) just in time for Christmas! Don't worry though, at the end you still wont have a job and they've hired someone from Zimbabwe.
>Put woman in an influential position >Immediately sets about redirecting resources to outgroups
Blimey! I'm properly chuffed, mates! Found a wee bit of bread in my bits and bops! Was gobsmacked when I came across it, had to make myself a cuppa to calm down! I was properly skint too! I'm a jammy lad!
>>541509749The main problem as i see it is that although many work from home now when the transport system makes even more people work from home it will put a unbearable load on local food stores, shelves will be empty and people will be queing and fighting over the delivery as soon as it comes in.plenty of tins and herbs & spices now will let you ride it out in squirrel mode comfortably.Everything you buy should have March 2027 or later expiry on it.
>>541510392Would sell up, thinking more that the Spain/portugel last move isn’t such a good idea anymore and I lived down that way for a few years anyway, coast is calming
>>541509477>grade 8 piano>aged 14So she was >one of the most gifted piano players in the country; a prodigy one might say?>And one of the most gifted female cricket players (low bar I know) captaining a national team?>Had to take additional gcses because they weren't hard enough and only doing 8 wasn't stretching enough; she was getting bored?>@14 Not related to Rarday was she?
>>541510518Getting a bit uppity are we, Jan? You'll pipe down sharpish if you know what's good for you, you cheeky git.
>>541508147BASED Nigger haters of the world unite, you have nothing to lose but your BAMEs
>>541510518>bits and bopsbobs
>>541510451haha the new ilr indians getting argos crimbo jobsthis will literally never end, you know? ever
>>541510603grade 8 isn't that impressive as you're making it out to be. start piano at 5 and you have your grade 8 in your teens. my sister passed grade 8 piano.
>>541510428>late 80sMissed the late ffs
>>541510512I have no objection with her doing that. FGM is grim. Wish she extended the same courtesy's to MGM though. >>541510603Think that's herhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFpzAEa2HaU
>>541510512Whats this old irish hag talking about.>muh restore
>>541509841thank you for your service goy
>>541510667It's got at most 6 years left. Woe to anyone who supported this in those times. Can't think of anyone coming to save them.
>>541510644>bobsand vagene
>>541510855Yes, it's grim.Thing is, it is zero-sum - concerning yourself with Pakistanis mutilating their girls IS redirecting time, energy and resources to something that isn't our problem, and is solved by removing them from Britain.
>>541510209picrel: the home office team approving the visas
>>541511030Fair point. I'm sure they've mutilated English girls as well though.
>>541510599can't imagine there'll be many BAMEs there either
>>541510855So thats last year? Shes a big girl for 14 and that piece is grade 4/5 ish. For context last years grade 8 syllabus had lintoffs symphonique as one of the pieces https://youtu.be/aIX1Q4kT17sVery rare for 14 years olds to have had the practice time invested or even be able.
>>541510587good thinking, I'll get some in
>>541510855I prefer them to keep to their own customs as it creates a greater separation and a sense of them and us. Keep the burqas, FGM, cousin marriage. So long as it doesn't affect any of our people.
Promising.
>>541511366He should move the house of commons to Stoke or somewhere equally as shit so all the politicians have to leave their cosmopolitan bubble and buy a second home or ride the train to a brutalist shitole and maybe every other word out of their mouths wont be diversity
>>541511366who did they askhow many did they ask
>>541511190None, and no shops. Think my village has gained two nigger niggers tho, time to go
>>541510902Was it your camera?
>>541511695Kek.>>541511708Totals are there for you to count
>>541510401Oh yes
>>541511708Yougov is indicating something similar with Labour and Reform almost level. If Burnham runs a general election now, he'll have the advantage of being the incumbent and it'll be in the bag for Labour.
>>541510928>and vageneand having sex on amphetameen
>>541511883https://www.theguardian.com/money/2026/aug/03/littering-fine-coffee-cup-rubbish-bag-next-to-full-binwas this you too?
>>541512092lol this is exactly how Russians think
>>541509372Watch there be a total repeat of 'AIRCON BAD' but with every powered form of heater when it gets cold
>>541512150>litter enforcement officer watches the bin to issue fines instead of fucking emptying itPeak anarcho tyranny. Don't forget that none of these cunts are coppers and they can't arrest you.
>>541512150Only povvos use paper coffee cups
>>541511114wish a jeeta would stamp on me ngl. they have the nicest feet
>>541512347>overpriced frog mug mug
>>541512207https://x.com/greyxday/status/1702420953538671086
>>541512374Why has she got her jeans pulled all the way up like that?
>>541510512>FGM Not our fucking problem. I don't give a fuck what they do as long as they aren't here.Sick of these mongs thinking it's our job to fix these 3rd world cunts, as if they'd be ok so long as they just stopped doing this.>>541511297>I prefer them to keep to their own customs as it creates a greater separation and a sense of them and us. Keep the burqas, FGM, cousin marriage.This. It's always irritating to see the mongs that believe banning these things is 1) going to make them 'integrate' and 2) thinking that that is a desirable thing anyway. Like you said, anything that maintains that sense of separateness is good.
>>541512459>can’t afford a frog mugPovvo mug
Locked, chud!
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