How's the job search going anon?
>>541508434i never started it :D
>>541508434Already got a job.
>>541508434Have a job no need
>>541508434Pretty shit, fren, pretty shit. Half the listings are fake, or just for data collection, people are using bots to mass apply so if you don't apply in the first day you're SOL. Most of the jobs are like four positions rolled into one for mediocre wages. I'm lucky to at least have a part time gig to keep money coming in, but I'm about to start a business because I've been job hunting for almost a year now.
>>541508434Its been a while since I had to do this but I'm now on the job search and have been unemployed for about a month. Kinda odd seeing "entry level" jobs with 1-3 years of experience preferred. Or "random certification required" and wouldn't ya know it, that cert costs $1400 and everyone in that industry agrees its a useless certification because its ancient. Gotta have this license that requires 48 hours of CE, no we don't care you have 20 years of actual experience.The oddest part are many jobs are worded so vaguely but in actuality are simply sales jobs. Just write "sales position". We don't need to french it up to be an account executive, or product consultant, or brand ambassador. Just say you want me to sell your bullshit.
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>>541508434job... search?
>>541508434I'm not able to get a slave job because I don't like jews. apparently the prerequesite for employment is cucking to israel.
>>541508434Delayed until further notice
>>541508521>job?What's that? Those haven't been seen here since covid
>>541508434I'm looking for a part-time job for now and it's seemingly impossible. I'm willing to do basically anything.
>>541508791Lets check your journal for 40 hours job search within a 90 mile radius over the past week anon. You did comply with your job seeker statement didnt you
>>541508434I hope for a total economic collapse and a supply chain breakdown, lot more fun then looking for a new job.
>>541508434Job?Oh you mean that thing that our jewish govt likes to give out to foreigners.No. But my shitcoins are up this week at least.
>>541508434>How's the job search going anon?they havent found me yet
>>541508434I have given up. No one seems to want to hire a newgrad without work experience I get to hear stories of others being stupid and wonder whats it like to get paid. Also stupid tips like > bro include keywordsJust the same as always.
>>541508434Going great.
>>541508691>Most of the jobs are like four positions rolled into one for mediocre wages.Fuckin crazy I'm seeing stuff in a major metro area that requires skill and thought and they're offering $22/hour. Like man, you're just above retail drone but you're expecting high level applicants and work?
>>541508434I applied to McDonalds and still got rejected. I was hoping to work there and get a free filet-o-fish from time to time.
>>541508434I have given up. Today I was supposed to go to the beach but I slept until 1 PM.Tomorrow is another try at going to the beach.
>>541509963don't stay up so late fren, it does you no good
>>541508434My job is punishing me and only scheduling me once a week, so I found a new job where I do even less but get paid more, with a full-time schedule.
>>541508434most places don't hire criminals.i could work construction. but i can also jump off a high level bridge & probably no one would care
>>541510017I went to sleep at a reasonable time of 3 in the morning.I did wake up at 7 but I went back to sleep several times.Beautiful day was wasted but at least I saw good dreams.
>>541508434Was just given an offer letter. 20% below my current salary, but in Cleveland instead of Los Angeles. Didn't even have an interview. Feelsgoodman
>>541508434Scam siteDeleted it and linkeshit as wellLiteral fucking scam
>>541510286fair enough. i woke up almost two hours ago but my cat decided to lay on as i was about to get out of bed
>>541508434I'm moonlighting 3 remote jobs and putting in 30% effort into each. It's great.
>>541511092We know, Rajesh. Your visa allows your employers to pay you 30% of normal salary too, its why you have to work 3 remote jobs.
You guys broke ur end of the bargain, I didnt get my job back
>>541508684This, also would not recommend getting a job.
>>541509763For real man, it's fucking bonkers. I live in the capital and I see it all over the fucking place here. Not only shit wages, but a ton of the jobs want a degree that's not even fucking necessary. I have almost 10 years at upper management and an executive level experience and it's cutthroat.
>>541508521>i never started it :DWhat are you doing? Do you work for yourself or run a business or are you just rich already?
>>541509162Just start a business or a company or just go on an adventure. Don't give up
>>541511539>a ton of the jobs want a degree that's not even fucking necessary.I started poking around city and county jobs. A few up and coming cities of ~20,000 people got funding for a pretty nice library. For assistant librarians, they're requiring a library sciences college degree and 5 years experience. Pay was $18/hour. W H A T
>>541512064Yea don't work for a library unless it's a state university
uploading my resume last year resulted in spam calls every fucking day this year and random texts for scam jobs there should be a CA against indeed for selling my data
>>541512064working at a library is being a tard rangler for homeless junkies
>>541512101>>541512273I'm not interested in working for a library, just odd job listings I've seen recently.
>>541512273>>541512273That's just public libraries. University libraries you tard wrangle homeless students who might be junkies
>>541510234> i can also jump off a high level bridge & probably no one would careDon't do that anon. Do not harm yourself. Jesus loves you.
>>541511539>See a level 3 It support job for a college>Check inside and the pay is 22.50 for someone with a degree and 4 years of experience. It's so over bros
>>541510851What are the best sites do you think for job searching?
>>541512645The work site.
>>541512639Is this part of the ruse? >we cannot find any American workers for this position (for $22/hour)>we must petition the government to allow us to hire h1b workers at $18/hour>government approves it because they never deny itJust chronically lowball jobs for months, then get immigrants to do it for 20% less than the lowball?
>>541512815It absolutely is. They'll also use a weird title for the role that's either outdated or just esoteric to any newcomer in the hopes that only their guy (usually a h1b or someone they personally know) is the only one that applies. As an example, I saw a really comfy entry level IT job at a aerospace company that paid 25 bucks an hour, gave every other Friday off, and had a massive cafeteria that was free for any employee to get breakfast, lunch, or dinner. As soon as I applied they took down the job and reposted it under a different title....they did this 6 times before they just stopped posting it and waited a month to repost it again
>Associate>Expert>Assistant>ChampionWhat other buzzwords do (((companies))) use in 2K26 to hide the job will be hell and you'll be cattle?
>>541515401>SpecialistI forgot that one. Brace yourselves if you would ever be in need of a job and that's the only one you can get.
