IT IS NOW OFICIALLY CALLED LAKE AMERICA.https://apnews.com/article/lake-ontario-canada-america-trump-trade-war-3ac58dca0ca83c15605d4dbff146b28aTRUMP HAS SPOKEN.
Google will cuck in less than a week and change it.
When will groceries and rent become cheap again?
lmao still the gulf of mexico
>>541520880Pan-America.
>>541520943Didn't do it to Gulf of America yet
>>541521055It says gulf of America To me. But its like how yours is if your not American its a country by country thing
>>541520880STRAIGHT OF OUR MOOSE
>>541520880meh, this dose not affect me in the slightest.>>541521055it changes depending on where you live, it's gulf of american for me
>>541521055>(Gulf of America)Only matter of time before the two swap spots and then fast forward a few decades and then the Mexico part will be erased.
>>541520880this is really funny
>>541521079They did. Jewgle cucked in a WEEK on that one.
>>541520880Based lmao.
>>541520880>Not Lake OhioGay.
This shit wont show up for anyone not in the US, America is turning schizophrenic living in its own little zion don world, reminds me of north korea
>>541520880>renaming frankfurters to hot dogs defeated germany >renaming french fries to freedom fries forced france to join us in the iraq war>renaming gulf of mexico to gulf of america stopped all illegal immigrants and drugsTrump really is a genius. This is a tried and true method to achieve victory.
>>541520880Why do Canadians get so much hate?
So what happens if King Charles renames it back to Lake Ontario?
>>541521292You mean Indians?
>>541521292 Because beating a dead horse can be fun anon.
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>>541521262All western elites are going full schizo right now.They know they need to pay for their crimes.The revolution should have already happened, now they're just bringing down the entire world in some vain attempt to save their hides.
>>541521336>King Charles cannot unilaterally rename the lake back to Lake Ontario, as he lacks the legal authority to do so.
>>541520880https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2026/08/honoring-the-american-history-of-the-great-lakes-and-renaming-lake-ontario-as-lake-america/>"From the colonial period through the early republic, the Lake served as a critical artery for American trade, commerce, and military logistics, including the establishment in Oswego of a historic fort and the first United States port of call from the St. Lawrence Seaway..."Unusually wording. Are we now in the "late republic"? Are we not a republic?
>>541520880>instead of HOMES it's not HAMES
>>541521493Huron America Michigan Epstein Superior. Easy to remember.
>>541521462>Are we not a republic?Lol.... No. (Lincoln destroyed the republic.)
>>541520880OMG I LOVE TRUMP THE LE HECKIN BASED LIBERAL DESTROYER!!!!!! GOD BLESS ISRAEL!!!!!
>>541521571I'm waiting for Asmongold's commentary before deciding how I feel about this.
>>541520989>NEET kike who doesn't even work is whining about food and rent againkek
>>541521292It was fun dunking on canadians when it was basically just whites.Now we're concerned for those whites, who are our brethren, yes even the French, but not the trannies/feminists.And all indians need to go back to india.
did anyone consult Amerigo Vespucci about this change? Or the Huron, for that matter?>>541521252>Not Lake Ohiobecause Trump is a tasteless moron and the ultimate argument for why a noble or at least an academic, not a skyscraper salesman, should be in charge.Renaming Lake Ontario after a state (whose name also starts with O) would have been appropriate. Renaming Lake Superior to Lake America would have been sly. At least the new acronym spells SHAME.
>>541520880Wasn't the lake actually just called "Ontario" (where the water meets the trees) and the state later named after the lake?
>>541521055Once this retard is out of office, everything will revert back to normal and his only legacy will be his lolcow antics
>>541521952Well thank you burger bro. I've always said we would come to your aid too if you guys needed it.This whole trade war/cultural war going on between the US and Canada right now is bullshit.
Niggers in school will be happy, thanks to Trump now every answer in the geography test is America.
>>541522052I honestly believe that Trump renaming everything, and trying to put his name on everything recently, is because of his low self-esteem.He knows he's a traitor faggot that betrayed everyone, and he basically has no mandate of heaven anymore, and it's eating him alive.
>>541521292Imagine an American without the confidence, bluster or charm.Thats a Canadian. Basically the chad vs virgin meme irl.
>>541520880Americans are so simple they only need their leader to use a box of crayons to scribble out some names on a map to make them happy. Why is he wasting his time on meaningless stuff like this?
>>541520880>Only applies to the US owned portionK, have fun with that
>>541520880This orange nigger is so fucking petty that it's not even funny anymore. If this is what American exceptionism turned into, then just put a bullet into our head right this instant
>>541520880Poutine? More like Freedom Fries with Cheese & Gravy.
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>>541521292they hate white people and are jealous of their sane level headed society. Also trump wants their resources and they refused to give it, so now he seethes like a child around re-naming things
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>>541521055I’m pretty White Nationalist-Minded, but it’s still Gulf of Mexico to me. Trump is a petty tyrant.
So will you clap?Amerishits?YES?C'MON
>>541521292Ask yourself who benefits from previously strong national partnerships breaking apart
>>541522739>pettyI believe the word you are looking for is retard
>>541520880It's a stupid move, and I'm not going to rewrite Gordon Lightfoot just to please Trump.
He's so petty lol.
>>541521055Nobody actually calls it the Gulf of America save for lead-brained miggers online.
ITT you are allowed to rename Lake Ontariogo
Based fuck rob ford
>>541521232>>541521353This is what everyone outside of the US sees though.
>>541522200I remember when Magafags were screaming CROSSING THE RUBICON making him out to be some epin caesar v2. Or how they flipped immediately at "no wars" to "DONROE DOCTRINE FUCK YEAH"The whole gang is lolcows who clearly were raised on reddit
>>541521055But don't parentheses imply the actual context? It's like saying I (don't) like you.
>>541523818He legitimately had the opportunity to become a new Caesar. But he went and fucked it all up by betraying his base and everyone else by extension.
>>541523956It's for when Americans go outside America's so they don't get confused
>>541520880Can anybody present some screenshots of American boomers hootin' and hollerin' on Facebook because of the "Lake America" news today? I feel like this doesn't quite scratch the MAGA itch like the MS-13 members getting mass deported to El Salvador or even trannies getting maced.
>>541520880Trump is a retard.I hope the Iranians force him to rename it Lake Iran in the terms of surrender.
>>541520880So how’s that whole Iran thing going? Good?
>>541522615>canada>whitelol good one saar
>>541520880You fags can name your half whatever the fuck you want.
>>541520880this shit is so fucking retarded
>>541525386>>541525190Why are you giving them what they want, your rage and tears?
>>541521055>Mt. McKinleylol. you lost
Have a sense of humor
>>541521493>HAMESSHAMEftfy
>>541525460OK and? Nobody outside of America cares about what you call natural features in america
>>541521292It's because people don't like mystery combination of shit, rape and tikki masala. Canada was cool when Saddam Hussein was fucking Satan in South Park.
>>541525452We own half the lake. They can call their half Lake of Piss for all I care.
>>541522200trump is part of the saturnian gnostic gypsy cult (judaism) and they all believe in nominal magic and kabballah and law of attraction and shitThe sad thing is that he doesn't realize that most of his success in his first term was attribtable to Bannon having a complete finger on the pulse of angry dudes and white suburban moms, and in turn those groups severely shifted the overton window through memes and general thoughtTrump has ended up thinking that it had anything to do with him, and also subsequently surrounded himself with brainless yes-men. He's a sad old pedophile who spends his days believing that if he says something, it becomes true, and his inner circle of noosphere defenders work hard to defend him from the fact that everyone hates him now. An almost literal "emperor has no clothes" situation
>>541520880Next up the strait of america, formally hormuz
>>541520989Best I can do is rename random bodies of water to "America".Gulf of America, Strait of America, Lake of America. You voted for this, apparently.
>>541520880I wish trump would be my president, I wonder how much better he would make my daily life. Tackling my real problems you know.
>>541525606Nobody in America cares what anyone else thinks. We are number 1. Number 1 doesn't care.
>>541520880you mutts know that the name for the lake was before the province, right?there was lake ontario before the province of ontario douge should name ontario upper america in retaliation
>>541525832Sounds like you do
>>541523045Lake Fully Unredacted Epstein Files
>>541525935it's so fucking funny how canadians think something being named by indians means it's the most sacred and unchangeable thing there is, while you let your own culture be destroyed by the whims of random leftists. lmao. maybe take your own government's advice and kill yourself.
>>541520880so how's that war in iran going?
>>541526192it's not that it's an abbo name, it's that canada didn't even name it and trump is seething about it like they did and retaliated as suchit's just schizophrenia at this point, golems should not be able to hold office
Reminder that America was named after the Italian explorer and cartographer Amerigo VespucciIt would be perfectly legitimate to rename America into Pucciland
The song has no meaning now
>>541520880so are you going to clean up the jeet shit
>>541520880trump is such a petty little bitch lmfao. this is embarrassing for you
>>541520880Lake Netanyahu would be more fitting.
>>541526332americans arent even aware anything is going on with canada, and find this kind of shit hilarious. trying to call seethe when canada is literally 24/7 seething about america and totally unaware of everything else is fucking hilarious. canadians really are the most retarded on the planet. LMAO
>>541520880Ontario should close the FARKIN STRAIT as a joke.
>>541520880Clown has spoken.
>>541526698>americans aren't even aware anything is going on with canadathen why are you so fucking obsessed? don't bullshit by saying muttistan doesn't care, you've been salavating for 230 years about taking over canada and try to start shit every 30hell, it was on orders from jfk that pearson (and trudeau sr) even got elected because he seethed that diefenbaker wasn't a subservient cuck to him like europe was being, so he rigged the election to favour himyou mutts really need to learn your history, it's bad enough that you know jack shit outside of it but i thought you would at least know what was going on in it
>>541526781We can just turn off your electricity and make trump shit his pants again like last time
Time for you Leafs to vote on what you should countername it. I'd vote for Lake Jewcum, but I'm a burger, so I don't get a say.
>>541527027Lake Epstein has a nice ring to it
>>541520880EVERYONE LAUGH AT LEAF....hahahahahahahahahahaha you lose again
>>541520880I don't care, I want cheap gas and groceries? Call it fucking lake Nigeria for all I give a shit. It would work better since Trump runs his office like a nigger. Now we know why kikes and rappers love him so much.
>>541527027>>541526000
>>541527010nah. you gotta close the strait, as a joke.
>>541527027it'll still be lake ontario in canada, but i've seen some shitposts about renaming lake michigan to lake epstein
>>541520880how does this change anything
>>541527322Tru tru
>>541523706Still says GoA
>>541520989Shut the fuck up you anti Semitic monster
>this is the guy who was supposed to be better than Kamala
>>541526698>americans arent even aware anything is going on with canadaWe know. It comes with the territory of not being aware of very much at all.
>>541520880OH NO I REALLY DID VOTE FOR A FUCKING IDIOT
>>541523706So you guys still acknowledge the name change. Nice
>>541527857its the same leve of ridiculous cringe as trump getting the first and only world piece price by FIFA and then proceeds to put on the medal by himself. It reverses its function. It dishonors you. And if you are older than 5 years old you are recognizing this if oyu have a normal developed brain
>>541520880CCP loyalist leafs just keep on winning.
waste of effort.
>>541520880>LAKe AMeRiCAAmerica used to be so cool back in the day, now it's just a daily joke.
When is he going to rename America Dumbfuckistan? Most people don't know Dumbfuckistan is spelled with a B. We don't have smart people here and I know that because Trump wouldn't be President if there were.
>>541520943>>541521232How is it "cucked" if an American company complys with their government? Fuck off shitskin
>>541520880Your president is such a fucking enormous faggot.Anyone who voted for him should be deeply, deeply embarrassed and ashamed.You are lower than dogs - because at least dogs have good natures.
>>541528639If the government is just a bunch of sad lunatic clowns, yeah its completly cucking
A literal imbecile lmfaoYou retards voted for a literal moron And he’s also the biggest kikeslaveLmfao
>NO NO NO YOU HAVE TO RESPECT MY LAKENOUNSYou Will Never Be A Cartographer
>>541520880He still can't rename The Epstein Files though
>>541522200The best part is the instant the next president takes office they're undoing all of that shit.Then it will be forgotten like a funny little thing that once happened, but quickly the memory will fade.
>>541528728It's just bantz. Wouldn't expect a robot like yourself to understand
>>541528116Meh, I like this one better desu
>>541528958It will go in the history books to show how fucking retarded he is. Most retarded president backed by even bigger retards.
>>541529186>"If i put parentheses on the name I will own the chuddy Americans"
>>541522211>Confidence >Bluster>CharmIs represented by a man who is simultaneously senile and a child.Has resorted to renaming things after themselves as it's the only form of "victory" available despite it's complete and utter transparency and shallow, hollow nature.Is a literal scourge on the earth and it's current greatest existential threat having completely failed and corrupted all of its own beautiful ideals.Despite being led by a man with Scottish heritage, so perverse and stupid have they become that most don't even realise that whether it is now 'SHAME' or 'HAMES' both are equally fitting and embarrassing. Hames maybe even more. But of course most don't even know it's a word. That is how far you have fallen.