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>>541521159holy based
I still laugh when I see "Gulf of America" on Google Maps.
>>541521159>It was named lake Ontario before europeans ever set foot there.>Ontario means beautiful lake.This isn't the flex we think it is.
>>541521398And America means: fuck you shitskin we do what we want
>>541521159What if Canada retaliates by naming Lake Michigan Lake Canada? What then?
>>541521159NONONONONONON YOU CANT FUCKING DO THIS TO ME YOU CANT FUCKING DO THIS TO CANADA NOOOOOOOOO
So Gulf of America, Lake of America...We need the Atlantic renamed ocean of America, the Rio Grande renamed river of America and the Bering strait renamed the strait of America.
>>541521478>fuck you shitskin we do what we wantIronic looking at the current demographic of the US
>>541521265Google cucked in a week on that one.
>>541521159The fuck are leafs gonna do
This is partly because Obama went on a huge renaming spree for progressive reasons too.
>>541521512We will send all of our tyranny troops to reclaim one of our Great Lakes.
>>541521398>Lake Ontario>Lake "Beautiful Lake"Lol, the retardism.
>>541521159GET FUCKING DESTROYED CANADA. better take in 10 million blacks and jeets to make yourself feel better hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>541521478based
>>541521723still shows up as Gulf as America lmao
>>541522098From a US IP.
>>541521999now do new US permanent residents
>>541521159Nobody is going to call it "lake America" the same way nobody takes "the gulf of america seriously"
>>541521159>gee so powerful>wow>incredible show of strength
>>541522155It's (fiddly) from here as well.
>>541521159lake huron looks like it's fucking michigan in the mouth so rename it to lake bill clinton
>>541521850you won't that why trump renames the lake. he is female and this renaming thing is performative
>>541521512What if Canada retaliates by naming Lake Superior to Lake Epstein? (Carney could sign a Canadian Order-in-Council directing all Canadian federal agencies to scrub "Lake Superior" from their databases and legally mandate the use of "Lake Epstein" on Canadian maps.)
>>541521159Rob Ford applying for made at this moment no cap fr fr
>>541521999So thats why I'm seeing Africans more commonly than jeets now. Be careful what you wish for i guess.
>>541522098Only if you are in the USA
>>5415211591812./thread
All Americans, whether “left” or “right”, are spiritually nigger trannies. Fitting conclusion to that Satanic construction. God will not be mocked.
>>541523302Which we only did well in because the British were just slightly nicer to the natives and thus were able to get them on their side. Not sure how helpful a buncha glue-sniffers would be in 2026 lmao
>respect my preferred pronouns for this body of water
>world leaders just openly changing names to try to shit on each other This twitter politicking timeline is so fucking gay it is unreal
>>541521786It is insane that Trump cultists are still talking about Obama, ten years after he was last relevant.
>>541521999Im white and I am thinking of maxxing out my credit here then moving there to get free shit. Carney gave me citizenship because my grandpa moved to Boston from Montreal during the depression.
>>541521159>going into the Demiurge's library and changing all words to America
>>541521159It’s gaudy and cheap like the White House and the president that lives in it
OK guys lets meet halfway and call it lake sneed
>>541521159Why not Lake York
Aladeen, aladeen..
>>541521159But Canada is in America?
>>541522970I hope we get to this level of retarded petty arms race over names. New Mexico doesn’t stand a chance.
>>541521159>i'm going to rename a body of water, take thatLol ok boomer.
>>541521159>ITS KIYV NOT KIEV
>Trump, Mexicans don't like you>I'll rename the Gulf of Mexico to own the Mexicans>Trump, the Vatican said to stop the war>I'll post a picture of myself as Jesus to own the pope>Trump, Canadians won't agree to your trade deal>I'll rename Lake Ontario to own the CanadiansThe mentality of an actual 12 year old. At least you didn't get Kamala, right?
>>541522098Kek, they are just lying to burgers and telling you what you want to hear.
>>541521159Canada owns more of the lake than USA does, not sure how this even makes sense
>>541524113You never forget your first big crush.
>>541524336Me too, anon. We're so close.
>>541525024When nothing makes sense, does anything make sense?
>country flooded with foreigners>tax the fuck out of everyone>nobody can afford to live there anymore>anything government related is a nightmare of red tape>Alberta leaving
>>541524113You sound angry and confused.
>>541525024You also own more of America than the US does. You should rename the US to Lower Canada.
>>541521159God i hope the next Dem president uses Trump's precedence to go all out in renaming everything. Mar-A-Lago can be renamed to Bidenville, the great lakes can be named after the Clintons. If the WH ballroom gets built but is named after Obama i genuinely think thered be miggers out there that would kill themselves.
>>541521159Can't wait till the Canadians get finished renaming this one .....
>>541525680>the WH ballroom gets built but is named after ObamaThe Obama grand hall of GREATNESS with a single 30ft tall pure gold statue of Barack inside.
>>541521159What a pathetic, insecure, little man.
>>541525825The lake located at 44.8166886, -64.0344150 might be more your speed.
THE LAKE IS OURS!
>>541521159They should have renamed it Lake Rob Ford. Missed opportunity on the jokes and seeth
>>541525436thats a great point
Renaming these items are a legal terminology change. We are dictating future properties that belong to the US when the water dries up from the overuse of AI Datacenters. Donald is playing his cards for something far after his death.
Might as well re-name all of them. Lake Trump, Lake Donald, Lake Epstein.
>>541526049>The lake located at 44.8166886, -64.0344150 might be more your speed.I'm on your side idiot
>>541525316Uh homie, you might wanna really look at that meme and realize Musk the Migrant is importing foreigners.
>>541521159Yes, this will fix everything.
>>541521159you have glass in your bread lmao
>>541526050Lol the only thing trump has raided are children ol Jeff brought him lmao
>>541521265Whats funny is mexico couldnt really say shit because they love saying “america means the continents” ok bro lol
wow this golden age for the usa must be amazing 40 more years of this please, or atleast 40 days and 40 nights amirite
>>541521159lmao trump is throwing a tantrum because we won't bend the knee. he is such a baby. everybody is laughing at america right now.
>>541521780Keep calling it lake Ontario?
>>541521159lmao as if anyone here gives a fuck that some fat foreign retard is bad at geography.
weirdhows the iran war going btw?
>>541521159Reminder that Americans once renamed french fries to freedom fries because France didn't want to help them bomb Arabs.
>>541530501Great, they have defeated iran 13 times and are now economically destroying it.
>>541530524Pretty sure everyone just calls them fries anyway.
>>541521949>Grand Canyon>Canyon is "big hole in the ground">Name of big hole in ground is big big hole in ground
>>541521159>Canada lostAnd water is wet.
>>541530653your country literally hasn't won a war in almost a centuryand our "loss" here is literally made up in your headLiterally the only thing more embarrassing than being a Canadian is being an American. Jesus christ.
>>541521512>WAAAAAH! Trump is hurting my feelings!"You are being trolled and falling for it.
>>541530622I hope America can "kick our ass" like they did Iran. Turned them into a global superpower and gave them the Strait of Hormuz lmfao.
>>541521999>30% of all mutts are beaners.the jokes do be writing themselves, sometimes.
>>541521159miggerism is a disease
>>541521949and San Diego means a whale's vagina, weird names are all over the place
>>541521159I mean, technically, wouldn't it been better to rename it Lake New York?
>>541521159He should have named it Lake Ivanka.This would have been even more funny.
>>541521478Dude you guys have as much right to call other countries shitskin as the rest of us shitskin filled western countries lmaoYou guys are THE OG melting pot
>>541525436America Minor would be more fitting, because Trump loves minors.
So just fuck HOMES and now it's HAMES? You just fucked over all fourth graders in geography.
>>541522970He could, but that's a massive waste of taxpayer money just to be petty. Trump can waste that American money if he wants, but I don't want my already wasted tax dollars going to reprint a bunch of school calendars and government documentation for a shitpost that'll be reverted in 3 years. If Canada must respond to this sawdust filled nothingburger, there's a tiny "Lake Trump" in Ontario, north of Sudbury. Barely bigger than a pond. Rename that to "The Unreleased Epstein Files Memorial Lake" or something equally petty. It'll at most be a couple minor updates in a database somewhere instead of a massive change requiring reprinting a bunch of shit, and the media will absolutely devour that story across the political spectrum.
How do Canadians justify voting back in the party who pretty much singlehandedly destroyed your economy and imported in millions of Jeets just because their new leader made his entire personality "anti-Trump", but without any actual leverage to get anything of worth out of this position. I saw you fags trying to get a European trade deal (which failed) and sucking up to the chinks, so I'm sure it was worth it
>>541532614The only other party of consequence ran on "fuck Trudeau", but bullied him so hard he quit and then they didn't have a platform. When Trump started giving us shit they failed to pivot because a good chunk of their base are losers that hate this country and want to move to America but can't because they have criminal records.And before you go off, I didn't vote for either of them, I threw away my vote with the PPC because they were the only ones even close to acknowledging the problems that come with importing infinite Pajeet indentured servants. I'm just telling you how it is.
>>541533418>a good chunk of their base are losers that hate this country and want to move to AmericaI just think it's hilarious saying this when your current PM is some banknigger with most of his money invested outside of Canada
>>541533588>banker man badPeople here with money to gamble on stonk tokens invest in shit all over the world. American stocks have always been popular. That will probably change though. Carney's investments aren't unusual at all.I'm just explaining why the Conservatives were slow to pivot. They wanted to have meetings and do polls and see how much of their base they would piss off by pushing back against Trump. By the time they figured it out the Liberals were running away with it.
>>541521159No we didn't. You actually have one Great Lake and it is the most polluted. It will always be Lake Ontario just like states will always be Lesser Canada
look at the keys goyim, ooooohhh you like those keys whos a good goyim?
>>541533789>American stocks have always been popular. That will probably change though. This just reeks of cope for him not wanting your maple soaked shit stocks, though. Like for someone LARPing as if you don't care for the man, you're certainly gargling on his usurous cock like your life depends on it
>>541533895Your current PM got elected on almost a pure anti-US platform run by a banker, you are the raped goyim. Although considering your country's demographics and that you're likely a young adult, there's like a 70% chance any "Canadian" posting here is a sticky shitjeet
>>541534103>omg i hate your pm soooo much if you don't act super outraged like me then it's copeOkay, potatonigger. That's pretty fucking weird, but whatever.
>>541534507I mean, it's just funny that you try to pull the "eerrm before you say anything, I didn't vote for him" and then every single post you make about him is defending him. If there's one thing I've always hated about Canadians, it's how two-faced you all are. Can't even drop the facade on an anonymous image board
>>541534666>you stated your position before i could accuse of anything and i don't like itOh no! It's like I post on this board all the time or something.>you're defending himYou just can't handle that I'm not sucking your dick over each and every one of your opinions. Happens all the time.
>>541521512>>541521528>>541522272>>541523056>>541523120You won't do shit
>>541534896>Oh no! It's like I post on this board all the time or something.Yeah if multiple people call you out on the thing you do, that's a "you" problem, lmao. Trying to defend it like this is like when kikes complain about being kicked out of nations>You just can't handle that I'm not sucking your dick over each and every one of your opinions. Happens all the time.Sorry didn't realise I was talking to a genuine autist
>>541535269lmao I'm just aware of what people like you are prone to do and I beat you to the punch. There is no need to get mad. You come off a certain way and I picked up on it is all. I'm sure you'll have plenty of opportunities in the future to accuse people of random shit while believing you're ever so clever.
>>541535553Why are you still sperging out? Were you that happy to never own a house as long as you get to "own le Trump"? lol
>>541535591>noooo i can still accuse you of random shit and make stuff up just watch melol see things aren't so bad after all.
whya re we only renaming 1? we should rename all of them;>america 1>america 2>america 3>america 4>america 5
>>541535692I'm clearly close to the mark considering you're still sperging
>>541535763>and i am ever so cleverThis demonstration that I was correct was unnecessary, but thank you anyway.
>>541535818If you want to have an actual refutation, try actually saying something of worth for once in your life
>>541521512It would mean fuck-all. Like people would pay attention to what Canada thinks.
>>541525320>WHARS HIS BIRF CEETIFICUATE WHARR
>>541521159So is this like the "Strait of America" next to Iran which is still closed and America has no control over. This is all Trump can do when he runs out of options, loses, and starts chimping. Another impotent internal renaming of something that will never catch on.
>>541521780>The fuck are leafs gonna doContinue to laugh.
>>541535978It's fake, nine points of forgery.
>>541521159I don't really care what it's named. Canada is a economic extraction zone that's been sewing its own doom for decades. But a US President throwing a tantrum over a few billion dollars worth of trade (and according to basically every top US economist he's wrong on this), to the point that he makes such a petty symbolic move is so retarded, hilarious, and absurd that it makes the tranny clown world of just 2 years ago appear as Vulcan logic in comparison.The Chinese are laughing their asses off at this amateur hour bullshit. This isn't serious statesmanship and it doesn't bode well at all.
>>541535021Indeed. In fact I hope he changes the name of Canada to the United States and replaces the toilet paper charter of rights with the constitution
>>541533588An adult in the room can be a good thing
>>541521159Lake Hormuz.
>>541537899>But a US President throwing a tantrum over a few billion dollars worth of trade (and according to basically every top US economist he's wrong on this), to the point that he makes such a petty symbolic move is so retarded, hilarious, and absurd that it makes the tranny clown world of just 2 years ago appear as Vulcan logic in comparison.>The Chinese are laughing their asses off at this amateur hour bullshit. This isn't serious statesmanship and it doesn't bode well at all.Well stated. Agreed.
>tfw no one here knows the glory of MI water or how lake effect snow will rape you
>>541521159I don't care about the actual naming itself but I do wonder if this signals a return to his memeing about the 51st state, and what, if anything, we could reasonably expect to come from that.
>>541538137based, btw I was just joking with you guys. Hence the picture
>>541539587>no one here knows how lake effect snow will rape you>tfw just moved to the Ozarks partially for this reason alone (and less spics/niggers)
>>541521265The rest of the world seesGolf of Mexico ( Golf of America )So it'll more likely be Lake Ontario ( Lake America )
