>Vote for bike lanes>Get niggersGreen "utopia" in a nutshell.
Why exactly are there black people in the English Isles?
What a helpless fuck. Can't even put on a new fork assembly.
>>541525443The nigger got less than half a bike, surely his happiness didn't go up as much as OP's sadness. Not even bikecuckoldry can save this one.
>>541525675This is true. I know someone who got arrested for having incandescent lightbulbs and a vented dryer. I can drive past a cop car carrying 14g of meth (which looks like 25g of salt) and completley get away with it.
>>541525443>you're permanently banned from redditwhat did u post
>>541525945The turney part that holds on the front wheel is called the fork you cheeky fuck. Not a cutlery fork.
>>541526099Forgive me for not owning a bike. I drive or walk everywhere because I'm an adult.
>>541526014seen his username?
>>541525443>t. Too fat to ride a bike
>>541526014I sent death threats to conservatives who were pro child abuse.>"Protect le kids">"Also belt them if they step outta line"Seriously they deserve to be curbed.
>>541526014>what did u postI'm guessing he asked a question without giving an answer, a bannable offense on reddit
>>541525443Why would someone steal the fork?
I'm genuinely surprised that anyone buys a bike worth more than 50 bucks or something. Who wants to a bike that costs 2000 and you have to constantly fear it being stolen even while you sleep. I mean, unless you are okay with buying a new one every week.
>>541528318I know someone who bought a bike for 13k. It was made of carbon fibre so it's easier to pedal. You could hold it up with one hand like a cardboard cut out of a bike.
>>541528571The tech is impressive but unless he earned 13k at least every week then you would have to be completely clueless or paranoid at all times.
>>541528318They do it willingly and feel smart about it. That’s how you know true dumbassery
>>541528318I ride mid-tier carbon bikes, my main bike is a SuperSix Evo that cost ~$4000 total. Yeah, that's mid tier.It'll never ever see a lock or be used for commuting. I have a cheap beater bike for that.
>>541526516The poster's name is edited. I would call OP a faggot, but it did put a smile on my face.https://www.reddit.com/r/ukbike/comments/1vzt0k8/lock_up_your_front_wheels_people_dont_be_like_me/
>>541529431Glad I made you laugh.
>>541525443Just consider it an unplanned donation
>>541528788>>541529071Yeah you can use the better bike for trips where you are always on the bike.
>>541526014I got banned for saying coastals should die where they are and stop moving inward.
>>541525549Womem, Irish jocks and jews, in that order. There probably less than 40 mil ethnic English left in England and already the entire world has grouped the identity of them as british unioners, who are now English hating foreign consumers. Its over for England and the English.
>>541528788That nation and by default the family there once ruled the world. Now they are on the same level as Vietnamese rice farmers. Except the farmers have freedom.
>>541525443I wonder what they are using the wheels for…
>>541530135The farmers also have stronger legs and wouldn’t pay $5k for a faggot e-bike. They get blackout drunk on poison and ride cheap mopeds around instead.
>>541528788>cargo bike>board invading the person spaceYeah, not missing out at all.
>>541525443What the fuck. That's a new one for me and the police over here are too useless to put in any effort into catching bike theft.
>>541530239Idk how you'd get anything done without at least a moped. If the distances you travel are less than 10km a moped and a large backpack is enough typically.
>>541525443The real redpill is that any political system works (capitalism, communism, libertarianism, socialism, etc) if there are no niggers, browns, chinks or jews in it
>>541531008lol based
>>541528318even if you have a cheap bike but you are tasteful with it they'll fucking nick it, my bike is realistically worth $200 but it would get nicked in a moment if I left it anywhere because it looks cool
>>541531099Yeah I didn't mean it wouldn't get stolen, just that it would take less to replace it.
Bikes make flock cameras completely useless. Jews hate this.
>>541526014>FillEuropeWithNiggerz
>>541531234though my bike isn't worth much it's fucking irreplaceable, I've had it for decades now and I have built different style bikes around the same frame, when I was younger it was like a sprint hybrid, full on london headcase bike but now I'm older I have it set up like an old style bike, very upright, wide bars and a sprung seat, fuck it I'll post a pic
>>541531357>he bought the "le flock cameras are for license plates" bullshit linelmao
>>541525945The secret is not acting like a nigger and committing crimes while you commit crimes.Buckle up, signal properly, follow the speed limit, and obey all traffic signs like its a fucking driving test.
>>541526014Any anon with self respect is permanently banned from plebbit.
>>541525549>>541530102It's because of the Jew-controlled United States. England has had women, Christianity, and aristocrats for over a thousand years, so logically they aren't the culprits. But a Jew-controlled America emerging victorious after World War II and vassalizing Western Europe, suddenly you have niggers everywhere.
>>541526703>seriously they deserve to be curbedand yet nobody does anythingnothing ever happens.it's always the same thing, over and over again.Wake me up when it does happen.
>>541531693Finally someone sensible and intelligent in this website. Have a wonderful rest of the day friend.
>>541526703Not disciplining your child is child abuse.
>OP perma banned from Redditbased
>>541525443Wheel, they took the whole fucking front fork? How they fuck did they do that without anyone saying anything, they don't just pop off by hand.
Niggers will steal your shit just to steal it, out of spite. They will break shit too for no reason, just to break shit, because the nigger voice in their head told them to. Did you know most niggers are undiagnosed schizophrenics?
>>541525443Buy a folding bike and bring it in the office.
>>541531622Why am I excluded from having self respect if I never once used reddit and therefore cannot get banned
>>541525443any old piece of shit bike will do the job, the design hasn't improved in 100 years. Stop spending niggerbux on a bike
>>541525443Based me too
>>541528788Why not just get a better bike and a small bike trailer? It’s not like you’re going to be backing into any spaces with it
>>541532171true, it's obviously genetic but it is also passed on, few white people understand the sort of childhood niggers have, if you're the youngest nigger in a family you have nothing, anything you like will be taken from you, you will be beaten just because, they live like fucking animals, no kindness in their world at all
>>541525443unicycle chad
Just allow riders to use sidewalks and residential streets and parks anything else fucking walk it
>>541530198inventing bikes
>>541531357Completely delusional or being ironic.
Why do bikes make americans seethe so much? There's nothing preventing you from owning both a bike and a car, most people here do.With a bike, you don't pay for>insurance>fuel>maintainence (easy to DIY)>cheap upfront cost, no monthly payment plan etc
>>541532171>Niggers will steal your shit just to steal it, out of spite.Indeed.
>>541532945It's mostly because cops here will bust you on a bike for some stupid ass law and any moment with a cop here is a gamble with your life
>>541532945We don't. I don't know where the retards complaining about them on /pol/ come from. I suspect they're obese.
>>541532945Just keep your children’s toys off the roads. They are a great annoyance to good people.
>>541532945Not american but I stopped biking after many years because any time there's even a slight wind or uphill, you have to cycle 2x harder and that's just when I quit because I can just walk or take a bus.
>>541525443Only faggots ride bikes.
>>541530102Does it cause you physical pain to name the jews, tommytard?
>>541531455Nice. I love those old steel diamond frames. I currently ride one I bought new in the early 90s almost every day.
>>541534591mine's ally, it's a bare finish, buff it up with wire wool every few years
>>541526014you get banned for just about anything over there, your account is also shadowbanned right after creation and won't be visible for x months or x karmai had an account from over a decade ago that i haven't looked at in years that i discovered got banned for some reason over that time, i'm guessing some new rule they retroactively applied to the past as if that makes any sense
>>5415287885k on a cargo bike?I get it's electric, but holy cow.
>>541525443I never understood the cucks that locked up their front wheel or took it off and carried it with them. I used to volunteer with the homeless in Skid Row and got cool with a prolific bike thief gang. Their homeless encampent was full of nice ass bikes. If someone locked their tires up they would steal all the components that werent properly secured and stomp the wheels into tacos out of pure spite.
>>541532461They all have beaten dog syndrome. I'm well aware of how niggers "raise" their children. They're retarded children raising their own children, even if they happen to be adult in age. No patience, abusive, vengeful, spiteful, manipulative, dishonest. These are the first lessons most niggers learn and they learn them from their shitty nigger parents. A large component is genetic but this behavioral pattern is ignored by "well meaning" libtoids and outright defended if a White person ever dare criticize a nigger's uncouth behavior.
>>541535549Vermin that need exterminating. There's no rehabilitating this, trying to only encourages worse behavior. They are spiteful rats that need to be stomped into tacos out of a sense of justice.>>541528788Now that's what I call COPE!
