anyone got the "sir woke barmer" image? i seem to 'ave lost it lads

Explain how you cope managing your toilet needs on both good days and bad and how you manage over a longer period of time (like a week). This gives the DWP a better picture of how you cope most of the time.

Make it clear:

if you have good days and bad days

how often you have bad days

if you have bad days more often than not

>>541525756
>>Police demand crackdown on shotgun ownership
yeah sure the police do, bet they're sick of dealing with gun toting shooters who have legal guns, "the police" don't anything, they have been commanded to say this by the unseen filth that actually make decisions and they want a defenceless native population obviously

corrr can tell the eclipse is tonight

>>541525965
>I need 8-12 toilet rolls a month
Ok, we'll give you full PIP.

dump old britpol memes from 2016 - 2019.

1 hour 20 mins till SEXO with an of age, alive, cisgender, consenting, and non-related female. Might start getting ready desu.
C U Nonces Tomorrow Sometime
Plapp
Plapp
Here I
C U M MMMMMMMM

>>541525965
had everyone creasing in the garden before cos one of the lads was telling us about how when he's on the crack or about to get on the crack he gets this mad anxiety from anticipation of it and ends up exploding out of his arse and I was like maybe I need to get on the crack cos fuck me I'm always backed up

>>541526101
See you in 21 minutes.

>>541526101
Based
I'm shagging gnostic lass tomorrow night.
been a bit difficult working my way in there because she hadn't had sex in 15 years before I showed up, but I've since loosened her up nicely.

how many toilet rolls would you use on a month of zogfeed?

>>541526144
why not smoke a bit of crack with the lads?

>>541526144
You should start a band and get the YMCA staff to source some instruments from oxfam. Do they have any special clubs in the Day room area? Like a knitting circle or chess tournies?

>>541526247
I have a bidet.

What taxes will Burnham increase

>>541526247
I haven't bought toilet paper in over a year

anyone 'eard the conspiracy theory that there are a bunch of dark skinned 7ft tall yakub-type aliens in cylinder UFOs around Saturn? might get PIP for that

>>541526262
I've got a guitar here my daughter didn't want. Would donate just to see it wrapped round someone's head on a month or two.

The UK must know that if it is going to be directly involved in the Ukraine war it can not hide behind the US to defend UK interest or territory

Anyone else here tried using Japanese toilet paper? Was it like trying to wipe your arse with a cobweb too?

>>541526334
yeah they'd put you in a lunatic asylum for that one

>>541526144
Drug induced poo flow anxiety is very real kek

>>541526377
We don't need you fat useless bastards any more.

>>541526252
doesn't interest me
I'll have the odd joint every once in a blue moon when I get one for giving someone some scran or something but thats about it

>>541526373
lmfao

>>541526334
Can you get a UFO on motability?

>>541526373
It would be in Cash Converters by dinnertime

>>541526373
what's the guitar, I'm a guitar expert

>>541526435
only if you're a freemason

>>541526377
The US must know it is the great Satan.

Trading food for cannabis.
>Living life.,.

>>541526379
You're supposed to fold it 9000 times

>>541526414
yeah but it's cool just to be able to say you've genuinely done crack and don't see what all the fuss is about.
crackheads are gobsmacked by such sentiments and always cope with "must've been shit crack then"

>>541526408
Do it nigger. Get involved in Ukraine. Let the Russians drag you faggots into war. Be my guest

>>541526379
nah, just use bog standard bogroll in bulk from amazon

>>541526377
we do.
which begs the question, why are you still in our country (and all the other ones you won't help)

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>>541526010
Nice selfie you fat greasy indian.

>>541526377
piss off and rename something

>>541526592
Bodgan facedox..

>>541526493
No, he traded it for a chicken eye of bud crumbled into half a paramount and a silver skin licked shut by a smackhead.

>>541526493
>trading
no I'm just always fully stocked and if I either make too much I give whats left away or if I have stuff thats close to the use by date or on the day I give it away and I get people coming to my door and giving me stuff when they're in the same boat. thats how community works mate
staff have noticed as well
e.g. some anorexic bird who keeps to herself in here needed washing up liquid and I asked her if she wanted my spare bottle cos I had two which was more than enough until payday, she blanked me (doesn't talk to anyone). staff just looked at me and shook head like "its ok" but then I gave same staff member the bottle later on and told her to just say it was from staff instead of me cos I clocked on
>vulnerable girl
>strange male
probably didn't like the idea of taking things from a random male
staff member let out a big awwwwwwwwwwwwww and then a few days later gave me some snacks from her personal stash in her bag when I mentioned I'd ran out (and my key worker did too)
so then when I got paid I got both of them a box of the exact snacks they gave me and told them to share with the rest of staff
good times

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>>541526462
It's a Rafael Romero hand signed made in 2003.
I paid a luthier £70 to get it playing right. She chose the electric I bought her instead. And a fairly cheap acoustic.
I'm going to sell it. They seem to bring decent money.

>>541526515
Fucking fantastic post and stolen

Fucking Godzilla rain bomb floodpocalypse hyperstorm rn, global wierding out if control fr

>>541526377
Funny since it's mainly been NATO backing America's shit.

Does Mark Collete post here

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Chili con carne for dinner

>>541526531
>Get involved in Ukraine
It's been 3 years since our missiles hit a russian submarine.
Russia won't do shit.

>>541526736
Too busy grooming fatherless twinks on battlefield.

>>541526743
excellent post dear

>>541526743
Hey - I'm watching Spiderman now. Not bad.

>>541526736
>wife
>kids
>fairly successful movement
>not constantly seething
>not a virgin
>somewhat intellectual
I'd probably say no.

>>541526561
Because the robo arse washers are so good the loo roll has suffered as a consequence.

>>541526812
This, only stupid lonely faggot nonces post here innit

>>541526743
>>541526801
>arse pic
>male
>not bad
put me in the screencap senpai

>>541526680
Trading your foodbank freebies for anorexic mental girls acceptance.
>Living life.

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>>541526736
He is too busy in the race war. On Mario Kart.

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>Unlike needy Keir, trash-talking Andy speaks a language Trump understands
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/aug/27/andy-burnham-trump-meeting-needy-keir-starmer

what happened to Starmer? i used to like him though he was geting the country back on track in a boring methodical way

>>541526968
Kek

>>541526705
if she's actually into guitar you might try to persuade her to keep it, I played steel string electric and acoustic for many years but the classical became a personal friend rather than a tool to do a job, perfect for lazy day bed noodling and being creative on, beautiful tone that only comes from your hands is a nice thing, that looks like a fine instrument, maybe you should take it up yourself

>>541526932
never been a food bank, would feel tight if I went cos I'd be taking stuff away from people who need it more than me. I'm minted compared to most people in here
>anorexic mental girls acceptance
maybe, maybe not
either way, in the end I got the acceptance of the female staff who now see me as someone who's particularly caring and sensitive towards other people's feelings (particularly vulnerable people) who has the emotional intelligence to be able to navigate sensitive situations and get people what they want without getting direct credit for it
so yes, living life, successfully navigationg complex social situations with complex needs and coming out on top with an improved reputation every time

>>541526968
fucking kek

>>541527044
Gut, or nylon?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYTAllEZVFc

>>541527044
Chatty tonight aren't you

>>541527127
no one really uses gut these days (ib4), carbon nylon is the thing now, really nice tone and they last really well

Mark Collett actually introduced me to nationalism. Back in 2018 there were no groups like there is today, I literally thought I was the only teen nazi around.

>>541527092
You're talking about yourself like a chatbot

>>541527240
I know
its intentional

>>541527219
heard he's the best a man can get

>>541527199
I prefer guts on my cello.

>>541527150
not especially

>>541527219
Did MillennialWoes give you the clap?

>>541527309
nice, do you still play and if so what do you like to play

>>541527328
Samefagging or noshing off?

>>541527219
>teen
>2018
You must be quite young by brit pol standards. Reckon most of us are at least 30+

corrr you ever met a bird you don't want anything from cos its just good enough knowing her and cos she makes you wanna be a better person because she's an absolute angel

>>541527287
fuck that's gilette

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>>541527328
>>541527393
I you'd the wrong nigga, my apologies

>>541527417
Put a cork in it you fucking tart

>>541527240
It's fucking grim.
It was funny at first but now I've had enough of reading and seeing what a two-faced emotionally manipulative, vile little cunt he is.
All this "I'm a good lad" larp is to meet his own needs, and cover for what a rancid piece of shit he really is.

>>541527389
>do you still play
I do.
>what do you like to play
As basic as it sounds, I like waltzes. Something comforting about them. Wavy.

>>541527503
Pack it in you seething techlet.

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>>541527044
It's a flamenco guitar. Kind of specialist. I bought her this and an acoustic instead (steel string) and she's doing great with it.
She's a 17yo goth girl. She won't flamenco.

>>541527655
>muh 40 year old spastic cooing about girlies again
Discord nonce aren't you

>>541526377
you guys can't afford to lose the UK and Western Europe as allies, it was the only reason you joined WW2, because Hitler was fucking up and handing the victory to the vodka apes

>>541527776
I don't use spyware.

>>541527810
Because he deleted the links?

>>541525756
>trash-talking Andy speaks a language Trump understands
He'll talk about re-industrialisation and apprenticeships, nissan will take on an extra 43 temporary 3 month workers (as they would normally during high demand times), it'll be covered as the possible start of a new industrial era by the news, then that'll be the end of the new era industrial revolution and the temporary workers will be returned to the dole.

>>541527776
That's the long haired gay drug addicted benniemong

>>541527844
Never joined.

kek

>>541527417
You will never be a woman.

>>541527934
you will never be white

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>leave the boreblogging larping faggot nonce ALONE!!!!

>>541527417
>corrr you ever met a bird you don't want anything from cos its just good enough knowing her and cos she makes you wanna be a better person because she's an absolute angel
For most men that's a daughter.
Not some mentally ill fuckwit you met in a homeless hostel a few weeks previous.

>>541528065
Bogdan facedox

>>541527610
nice, I'd love to jam with a cellist, all music is dance music, one way or another
>>541527765
flamenco or not you can still play classical jazz or noodle though it might be a bit of a waste of a fine instrument, I used to do chord melody arrangements for tunes I like and rather than have to tough it out for hours figuring it out on the steels I could nicely figure out my arrangement on the nylon, also if she ever has cunty neighbours it might be ok where a steely isn't

My superior sosij have now fully defrosted. I am going to fry them and have them with chips and egg.

How long till the Russians attack

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>'Self-proclaimed misogynist' posed 'risk' to women
>A man with a history of unprovoked violence towards women who was described in court as a "self-proclaimed misogynist" has been given a sexual harm prevention order.
>It bans the 29-year-old from using any device with access to the internet unless he notifies police and also prevents him entering or loitering near female public toilets or changing rooms.
>The order handed to Valentine at Cheltenham Magistrates' Court on Monday also bans him from having an account on a specified incel website, as well as any other online forum or app that promotes incel-related ideology.
>Under the terms of the order, Valentine is only allowed one internet-enabled device at all times. It must be able to retain internet search history and location information, and be immediately available for inspection by police whenever requested.
That seems overly broad. They're turning what's a legal activity into an illegal activity. He hasn't been convicted of a crime.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cd9489jewq7o

>>541528197
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>>541528186
I'd love to see your superior sausage and maybe touch it and lick it, maybe even suck on it haha

>>541528136
It's why we play. Souls love a good jig.
>>541528186
Post dindins when done.

>>541528136
I bought her a modified marshall MG50GFX.
Neighbours aren't a problem but I love that it makes her mother seethe.

>>541528197
About a century until they might be ready.

>>541528097
I'm talking about staff
retard
my favourite staff member
proper good lass, proper angel, goes above and beyond for everyone in here above all other staff members
dead quiet, dead timid, just gets on with the job, doesn't really socialise
is proper sensible, well educated as well, catholic
seems a bit naive and a bit of a spacker emotionally though
but yeah just the way she carries herself is an inspiration
she reminds me of me if I had a better familial upbringing cos you can tell she was brought up in a higher class background than myself
thats the one skeminem was making sexual comments towards who I went fuckin mental at and sent him off bawling his eyes out to apologise and who I had words with the other lads about the other day
she deserves respect and she'll get it as long as I'm here

>>541528186
Nearly four hours, why didn't you just put them in the fucking oven

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LONDON
https://youtu.be/N5olnqthulg?t=90

>>541528411
Hope anon eats his sausage by then

>>541528425
>dead quiet, dead timid, just gets on with the job, doesn't really socialise
>is proper sensible, well educated as well, catholic
>seems a bit naive and a bit of a spacker emotionally though
A right target for an npd......

>>541528203
>called Valentine
>is an incel
Bravo, Nolan!

>>541528203
>promotes incel-related ideology
this whole fabrication of "incel ideology" is ludicrous, it isn't an ideology, it never has been, he certainly has that "here's johnny" vibe going, bet he could be a hoe magnet if he wasn't such a sperg
>yeah babe, it's Vic, Vic Valentine
quite likely a fit up as they love to retroactively justify their retardation by manufacturing their own archytypes

>>541528203
Add a dress and he'd be trans.

>>541528425
>dead quiet, dead timid, just gets on with the job, doesn't really socialise
>is proper sensible, well educated as well, catholic
>seems a bit naive and a bit of a spacker emotionally though
Note how he selects his prey.

>>541528442
Ze Jews? You bastard

wowwww not a single reply. im genuinely disappointed lol

>>541528540
Everything he says has an unseemly undertone doesn't it?
Just a proper spiritually indian turd.

>>541528540
>>541528630
kek look at how you try to poison everything
so funny

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>>541528616
kek

>>541525756
>>Another house is rammed in Middlesbrough amid fears of gang violence outbreak after girl, seven, was 'murdered' and fatal wrong-way crash

Why is ''murdered'' in inverted commas?

Sweepstake on when gobbo gets shanked by a monghostel denizen?

>>541528442
Wait and you shall see. Sosij is serious /biz/ness.

>>541528781
Never seen a seve head before.

>>541528203
Thought that was a klingon from the thumbnail

How long until they implement a Racist Harm Prevention Order?

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I have patted dry my super sosijs.

>>541528972
You circumscied one.

>>541528798
It's still alleged so they can't do it without the apostrophes.

>>541528838
2 months for a serious kicking. Doubt he'll get stabbed. He's not a credible threat.

>>541528972
You cheeky bitch, gimme an idea of scale?

>>541528972
for how long did you wipe down those hogs

my balls feel fuckin massive

>>541528972
Look like a corpse fingers

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>>541529063
I have done the cope Americans do by regrowing it gradually. But in minutes.
These are big sosij btw. 7" long.

>>541529223
rub them across rabbit's bald boomer head, leave a snail trail and take him back to his biker days

>>541528489
bring back beating women and witch trials

>>541529098
aspotrophes are the 'weak man's crutch'

>>541529223
Perks of having a little willy, I guess

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>>541529144

>>541529255
>>541529304
kek

>>541528972
I miss my swordfighting days at college.

>>541529260
can't work out if she and the group defending him are druggies or pikeys

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>>541529349

>>541528972
the great sausage saga

>>541529244
>>541529334
Kek

>>541529334
Not that big ;) m8

>>541529137
>He's not a credible threat.
Doesn't matter. You've got to remember hostels have high turnovers, mistaken identities, mistaken addresses etc and numerous people on drugs in them.

Then you have the added spice that he's in a hostel for people that are already a bit odd before they ever take any drugs.

>>541529389
I thought that was the point

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>MET POLICE: We are setting up a dedicated area for girls and women who feel vulnerable or get sexually assaulted at the Notting Hill carnival

>>541529334
I think the lasses call that a 'boyfriend sausage'

>>541529255
I got the good genes tho and im still a biker

>>541529515
>still a biker
All thanks to PrEP

>>541529515
me too, I don't hang out with bikers though, fucking spastics the lot of them, I'm the badass lone biker

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No air fryer malarkey here. Just 6l of deepness.

>>541529510
So, we're accepting a certain level of acceptable rape?

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Proper job.

>>541529690
Par boiled yeah?

He's milking these sausages, inb4 they're dropped on the floor

>>541529661
victims of sexual assault are part and parcel of notting hill carnival

>>541529656
>deep frying sosijs
Well that's one way to ruin them.

>>541529743
Nope. Just soaked for a few hours.

>>541529761
That's for the chips. Sosij are under the grill.

>>541529506
>in a hostel for people that are already a bit odd
you don't know what you're talking about
hostels are just temporary accomodation for the purpose of ensuring you don't end up on the street before you find alternative accomodation
most people aren't in here for very long because they go into private, or go into a hmo through various charities which is again, just temp accomodation until they find a viable property to rent privately
people of all walks of life end up in here, people who've just been through divorce, people who've lost their homes due to financial issues, DV victims (both male and female), criminals, druggies. you get more normal people than odd people, but the odd people are more visible because they're here the most due to the normal people living generally normal lives outside of here
genuinely mad how you lot sit there larping about what its like in hostels yet when what you're saying isn't anywhere close to the realty of what its like inside and what the residents are like
you probably don't even know there are lots of different types of hostels aside from the bog standard and different companies that run hostels in different ways

>>541529814
Post grill.

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>>541529768

>>541528203
he isn't what you picture when you hear about a Mr Valentine

>>541529847
>you don't know what you're talking about
I've lived in one.

Remain prepared.

>>541529752
I guess so.

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1st dip.

>>541528489
Tattroopers of the Foid Reich

>>541528197
Kiev is going to face financial problems because Russia fucked their naval exports. He needs money. Give him money to prevent the Russian attack. That is what it is all about.

>>541529905
then you're skewing your experience to fit a specific bias you have towards me and what you want to be true about me
I accept your concession

>>541529952
>I accept your concession
Don't say you weren't warned if/when it eventually massively kicks off.

Top tips:
Keep a kitchen knife in your room
Keep your phone fully charged
Devise mechanisms to be able to jam the door shut with the bed / cabinet

Just in case.

Apparently, the Traitorous Tories have already tried to pass a racism equivalent to the sexual harm prevention order. They were going to be called Extremism Disruption Orders. They were originally blocked by the Liberal Democrats in the coalition government. Undeterred, they pushed them again when they won the election in 2015. Surprisingly, rather than demanding they be made worse, as they did with the Online Censorship Act, Labour actually opposed these orders. The morons attempted to define extremism as "active opposition to fundamental British values". When the absurdity of this definition was pointed out, they quietly dropped the idea when they couldn't improve on the definition. They pretended that it would have been in violation of the ECHR. For some behaviour they were likely correct. However, when it comes to racism, the courts would likely have denied a person rights under article 17 or found it necessary, proportionate and in the interest of a democratic society if they'd have got to the stage of considering the rights of the accused.

>>541529952
Help, pleb, held, bled btw.

>>541529945
'He's' got €75bn of a €90bn loan to still draw down.
And more where that came from.
The loss of Odessa grain is €3bn.
The russian losses have no backers. Their harvest is rotting because 'he' blew up your ports first.

>>541529922
You don't need to fry them twice you mong just boil them first.

>>541530079
nigga its already kicked off. people have pulled guns in here before and I've immediately opened my door and gone out and defused the situation just by being there because I'm so well liked. only temporarily admittedly because they just relocated and had it out away from my corridor. you have literally zero clue about me or my circumstances and your bias overrules everything I tell you because you really want to believe that my experience is going or will go a certain way. you're way too invested in me

>>541529945
war is kinda gay

He lies like a toddler lmao

>>541530267
>people have pulled guns in here before
wat

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>Cheltenham women - stay away from this man.

>Victor Valentine is a self-proclaimed misogynist and online incel who poses a risk to women.
>So concerned were police, they have successfully applied for a strict five-year Sexual Harm Prevention Order despite the 29-year-old having no convictions for sexual offences.
>It follows a history of unprovoked public violence towards women. The court order severely restricts his internet access, bans him from incel forums, and prohibits him from entering or loitering near female-only spaces like toilets and changing rooms.
>Under the terms, Valentine must also hand over his sole internet-enabled device to police for inspection upon request and keep his location data turned on at all times.
>Police secured the order as a preventative measure to monitor his behaviour and protect women and girls in the community from harm.
>Running until August 25, 2031, any breach of the strict conditions could see Valentine arrested and facing up to five years in prison.

Which one of you lads is this?

>>541530079
Good advice.

>>541530079
>Keep a kitchen knife in your room
>Keep your phone fully charged
>Devise mechanisms to be able to jam the door shut with the bed / cabinet
This retard sits around dreaming that this shit will keep him alive in da apocalypse.
Look dent head, there will be no civil war in this country, and if there somehow was all that retarded shit you listed would do fuck all to help you.

>>541529867
Ramsey is a tosser, nobody respects that guy

legit hope the manipulative goblin pedo gets shivved by one of the psychonauts in his mental elves unit

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>>541530341
>that hairline

>>541530267
>already kicked off. people have pulled guns in here before
No. They haven't.

>>541530360
All his shows are so fake.

>>541530341
very shiny head, he should shine up rest of his face and ardaymaxx
or he could jew up, cap and little twirly sideburns

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>>541526575
>>541530361

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I've done a helpless josh egg.

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shitbox school computer

Josh the shotcaller says no
Put the AK away

>>541530341
badass name
also
>unprovoked
[x]

>>541530521
How do you overcook eggs?

>>541530521
to be fair that egg looks like it could stop a hostel shooting

just head that someone pulled an RPG in the hostel
hope josh can defuse the sitch

>>541530326
just that, money was owed, someone pulled on someone else. it kicked off in my corridor and I stuck my head out. lad who was going mad went to me "get in you" and smiled and I just stood there like nope cos you're all my mates and I wanna make sure you're ok and then they settled it somewhat, he shook my hand and fucked off but then they had it out outside and he pulled on someone

>>541530418
cope you little mong
you just refuse to accept anything that doesn't match the caricature of me you have in your head
you have absolutely no idea who I am or what I'm like irl or what my circumstances are like other than what I tell you

>>541530553
was only a gas powered pistol to be fair

>>541530553
mental how he thinks anyone will believe this dogshit. then again he is a compulsive liar as well as a nonce

>>541530582
what rhymes with kevlar?
egg la!

>>541530264
>Telling a half century Scotsman how to make chips....

>>541530838
Still no grillpic.

dead funny how you mongs have spent hours telling me about how unpredictable and violent hostels actually are (contrary to my alleged tall tales) but then when I point out that lads in here have pulled guns on others suddenly hostels aren't so violent and unpredictable anymore ahahahaha I fucking love that I shunt you into such obvious mental gymnastics so much

>>541530562
Broke the yolk on initial pan offering. It's cool. Have two more.

>>541530952
Hotels are generally chill. Lived in one for 2 years.

>>541531081
yeah I was surprised when I moved in ngl, first thing I said when I met my key worker (she was on hollybobs when I moved in) was that I thought it was gonna be full of the worst of the worst but everyone from residents to staff have been boss. its another reason why I like doing stuff for people here. the fact everyone here is boss is one of the main reasons I'm no longer at rock bottom

>>541530613
>cope you little mong
>you just refuse to accept anything that doesn't match the caricature of me you have in your head
>was only a gas powered pistol to be fair
I wasn't expecting a sawn off air rifle to be fair. Or was it a Glock .177?
Lmfao.

>>541530613
thats mad, glad you helped defuse it

>>541530973
might knock up a pancake mix for tomorrow, might not

>>541531164
There are, on occasion, a few leery nights but people just want to crack on and do their own thing.

>>541531172
yeah I intentionally left the specifics out because I wanted to witness you jump to conclusions due to your bias and desperation to discredit me and you did just that
I've done you

tangential mode activated

>>541528203
real name Witek Wałętyn

>>541531081
>>541531164
Samefagging.
Hotels are shit to live in. I lived in many back in the day when I worked bars in the countryside.
5 fucking years of just a bed and a locker.
No kitchen, a 20m walk to get outside, total space 20m2.
Living under house rules you have to obey....
Absolute cuckoldry. I got out of that shit in 2003.

>>541531279
>KNEE
>>541531221
>DEEP
>>541531213
>IN
>>541531172
>CLUNGE

Knee deep in clunge mate

Knee deep in clunge
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>>541531164
>I like it here because these other losers are just like me...

>>541526812

Is everyone here a virgin or somet? I've got 2 kids, house, mrs, job, large first hand wank bank, stay fit. I just assumed the ugpy spergs were in the christian identity and comfy ukraine threads

>>541531445
That's bias. I lived in basically an HMO for the homeless, and we had a kitchen. I taught one of the residents how to cook. He was a funny one.

>>541531568
Filtered.

life exists outside of your house and outside of your car. the things you own end up owning you and vanity is overrated

>>541531568
You don't have to be a virgin to post here, but it helps

>>541531213
no need for it because they're both good lads, one just has a screw loose and if he thinks someone's trying to make a mug out of him he constantly escalates and usually tries to kick off at the night staff and scrap with the nigerians. he's not here anymore anyway, got booted out after that. don't think plod knew about the gun cos he didn't get lifted iirc and obv nobody would grass

>>541531279
yeah its only really weekends where it kicks off cos everyone's on it

>>541531445
thats wormbum the christbaker you absolute newfag
yeah thats grim
most rooms here have their own bathroom and kitchen, some are like proper flats with proper living rooms and that, but the temp rooms are more like what you just described but then with a shared bathroom and kitchen

>>541531548
you'll find that people are more honest and raw at the bottom of society. the higher you go the more people play social games because the more they depend on their social mask to retain whatever benefits come with their station
thats why christ used to chill with hobos and prostitutes

>>541531638
Enjoy lentils.

Paedospaz on the larptrain again, must have felt humiliated irl and he's trying to gain cluster b izzat back online.
What a sad little faggot kek

>>541531568
I've got 3 kids, two are adults now. I only come here because I've been doing it for so long now I don't know how not to.
The board is the best place in the world to remind you, however bad you think it is, there's these cunts.

>>541531546
>r9k user
>>541531688
Multi reply narcissistic loser

>>541531588
one of the first things I did when I moved in was teach one of the girls here how to make scrambled eggs then me and two other lads made her come asda with us so we could pick her up a fresh frying pan and some bits and bobs (she paid ofc). good times

The difficulty occurs based on your upbringing. Poor people have a proclivity towards outwards expression of wealth. Thank you for attending my ted talk.

>>541531638
>the things you own end up owning you
Only people who own nothing with no children to pass their things onto think this.
You think the Rothschild's don't experience life?
They do shit daily you can ever dream of.

The difficulty occurs based on your upbringing. Noncey retarded people have a proclivity towards a boreblogging expression of cringe. Thank you for attending my ted talk.

>>541531796
Didn't use margarine, I hope.

>>541531714
>Enjoy lentils.
Depending on where you are in the world they form a part of a national dish. Perhaps try leaving your house

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yo

everybodys nose itches

ok bye

>>541531995
imagine coming from lentil country

>>541531688
>you'll find that people are more honest and raw at the bottom of society. the higher you go the more people play social games because the more they depend on their social mask to retain whatever benefits come with their station
I grew up in local authority care homes from 11yo and spent my youth in and out of prison until my 20s.
Do tell me more about the 'degs of society' you know so much about after half a year.

>>541532048
my nose has been itchy like fuck today

>>541532048
Manually breathing cunt