after 15 years+ of rumors they found a jewish backdoor for bitlocker and nobody is talking about it
Cool so can I use it to get my customer's data off of their dead PCs or it just a jewish tool for the chosenites?
>>541526201Sometimes I imagine myself jerking off to Reze and Reze being disgusted with me jerking off to her.
>>541526201Yeah and the Clinton's and Obama forced every hardware manufacturer to put in backdoors at the mobo level then their contractors 'lost them' so Hillary wealthy donor class could escalate industrial espionage to an entirely new level, because fuck our ability to keep any secrets from undeserving psychopathic narcissists right? At this point they are inside the cpu's themselves and nobody can do shit except use old pc's or imported hardware. Obama killed the military and set the us on a path to destruction but the Clinton's sold us out long before that. And don't forget when the fbi used to send iphones to Israel to break into during the Panama papers disclosures. They should all be lined up and executed. Fucking treason is what they did.
hahahatold you idiots
>>541526410It's on Github.
>>541526201>A newly disclosed zero-day called YellowKey allows bypassing BitLocker encryption by placing specific files on a USB stick and booting into the Windows Recovery lol. kek even. This is exactly how I used a linux called knopixx to fix a broken windows 20 years ago except cd in place of USB.jeetware is literal shitware
Imagine trusting microslop.
>>541526201Yeah no shit. You guys are all retards. We have been disabling bitlocker since it's release. XP was the last secure OS and none of you know shit about PCs
>Microsoft adds backdoors for the Mossadshocking truth!
This is why you use VeraCrypt. Who the fuck uses Bitlocker?
lmao the default policy of bitlocker uploads the key to microsoft for (((safe keeping)))and you thought it was secure?>>541528863that's why you use LUKS
>>541526201>rumors kek, i said it from the beginning
>>541528965Nah jewfren, VeryCrypt w/ keyfiles and hidden volumes. You set your volumes up right and they're impossible to break open.
>>541528808I AM SHOCKED, SIR. SHOCKED! I TELL YOU!!
>>541529234LUKS is the linux disk encryption thing im telling you to use linux
>>541528035>none of you know shit about PCsI know how to set the irq of my sound blaster in autoexex.bat so I can get sound in tie fighter
>>541529327That would be unsafe. I don't know enough about linux to safely and securely use it. In this case I'm better off using a customized version of windows. I'm actually more secure that way, because if you don't know what you're doing with llinux you can easily ruin your life. You never hear about those cases either.
>>541529712 jokes aside for a second if a state actor is after younothing will stop them encryption doesn't matter of the key is in memory and they can read itif privacy is the concern then you can't strip those issues out of windows linux isn't as scary as you think the real problems are software you depend on might not work on it
>>541526513there must be a reason why huawei is banned here
>>541529991>if a state actor is after youI'm not worried about state actors. It's not governments that I fear. I can work with governments and avoid causing problems with them. It's other, nastier people I worry about.I don't bother hiding from feds/cops because I just assume they're watching.HEY Mossad! How you boys and femboys doing today(well, tonight because it's night in Israel)?You fags need to kill more of these rat terrorist fucks, they're getting uppity and I don't like that.
i don't even know what bitlocker is
>>541530807Windows software that is supposed to encrypt folders/hard drives so no one can read them without entering a password.
>>541526448Aren't you that serb tranny trying to be reze
>>541527846Liveboot Knoppix was also my first into to *unix
>>541526201crazy
>>541526201ok but why the trananime
>>541526201Known this for years, it's not news.
>>541535536>stop telling people things I refuse to tell people
>>541535238Guessing you prefer a muscular trump in a speedo? What are you a faggot?
>>541526201I FOUND A JEWISH BACKDOOR THAT EASILY LETS YOU TAKE OVER THEIR WHOLE AI LOL:D :D :D
>>541526201Yellowkey genius one, and not the first time they found "backdoor" or vulnerability in the bitlocker.At this point everyone in the IT security knows these were not accidently left flaws, but purposedly.Also Apple and Linux stuffs are not different but the normies know jackshit about these if they don't land in the mainstream News.
>>541536905imagine in the future everyone has a robot agi wife and hackers can just steal your robot wife and like good hackers have a harem of them lol
nobody's talking about it because it's old news you dumb fuck mongoloidstop getting your opinions from schizo youtube griftersalternatively, buy an ad, "outlaw"
>>541526201Idk wtf that means
every device made has backdoors baked in anon
