What is your first order, Mr. President?
>>541534488PLANET AMERICA
>>541534621fpbpopbtfo/thread
>>541534488Kick israel out of our government and announce that all sayanims will be treated as the foreign spies they are
my first order? Arrest everyone within 100 miles of Hollywood and put them on prison ships. Deport 50% of the country, doing this will open up a nationalized job market. Seize the banks, nationalize those as well.
>>541534488obliterate the entirety of israel with our entire nuclear stockpile
>>541534488Nuke israel and put all trump supporters in labor camps.
>>541534488Since Trump showed we can do it I would rename every state to some nonsense like poopsville and gagifornia.
>>541534488>make woman my VP>resign>shitpost on /pol/ as they cope and seethe about first woman president
Immediately sue for peace with Iran but save face by dumping Israel and launching an inquisition and purge mossad and israeli linked figures in America. The strategic loss against iran would be sort of cancelled out by this new found sovereignty.
Cut all funding to Israel Apologise to iranPlan my own funeral for when I have a mysterious accident and my VP suddenly reverses all my decisions and accepts lots of AIPAC funding
>>541534488Give automatic citizenship to 20 million Indians and 10 million East Africans and send them to the US states that are still over 70% white
>>541535006>>shitpost on /pol/ as they cope and seethe about first woman presidentI want Ivanka to run to do this. It would be great to watch..plus fun to see the first woman president be a Trump.
>>541535006I would hope you would pick a swarthy woman, anon.
All psychiatric doctors must, as part of their education, be randomly abducted and made to stay in a psych ward for four to six weeks randomized. They will be assigned at random with a psychiatric illness and while staying have that medication be forcibly administered to them.Any insistence that they're not crazy will be responded to by the words "Take your meds, schizo."
>>541535196Fuck it make it Machelle Obama and watch this site go nuclear.
>>541534488Execute every redhat on the spot.
>>541534488Nuke Israel
>>541535251They will just say it's the second black man as pres. I vote for Lizzo.
>>541534488Why would i want to be president? Jews will probably force me to go to Israel and touch the wall
>>541534488>I resignFuck if im gonna be some kike puppet.
>>541534488Pardon trumpfor the shits and giggles
>>541535181>Oh wow so cool Ivanka yeah wow first woman wow Trump!Shut the fuck up, kike.
>>541535477>Shut the fuck up, kike.kek <--Let's see how well you ROLCON. what does that mean and why
>>541534488A $30 burrito. I need to make sure it's worth it.
>>541534488abolish the govt. and everything that comes with ityes that includes the economy, taxes, laws, the millitary, the border. everything.let people do whatever they wantif they still want to maintain that border or feed people slop or play cops, host jails even with no $ incentive then go aheadresult: way less friction when doing things
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>>5415344886 gorillion to Israel.
>>541535181You don't belong here.
>>541534488Boots on the ground. Every white male in the country between the age of 18 and 35 are immediately conscripted. All of them are shipped over to Iran and send in as one big attacking wave.
>>541534488Nuke Israel. Twice.Put all the miggers and remaining Jews inside an active volcano. Or a microwave. I don't care.
>>541536215Ohh ok tranny
>>541534488Every activist judge and Congressman is rounded up and shot.
free bfs for all boymoders
>>541534488>Stage an assassination attempt>Grant myself emergency power>Blame Israel>Send all individuals associated with Israel to internment camps until they die or attempt to escape and get gassed.>Nuke Israel and make the holy land holy again (with craters)
>>541534488visit The Wall and don my little hat
>>541534488>Double down on border security.>Halt all immigration of men for like two generations.>Anti-western speech is illegal for legal immigrants. Hate america? Go the fuck back to your shit hole.>Absolutely NO Somalians will be let into the country, and any of them in the country who are jobless, will be deported.>Non citizens and non american companies cannot own or rent property or land in the usa.>Charge all political rioters as terrorists and ORDER law enforment to treat them as such.>Murderers and rapists get the death penalty>Illegal to build mosks in the usa.That's all, nothing huge.
>>541536833Oh I forget. Definitely stop sending money to and/or supporting Israel. Make peace or fend for your fucking selves.
>>541535456as if that would do anything, he wasn't gonna get arrested anyways
>>5415344881. Nuke China, Israel, India and Russia2. Sterilize all everyone in North and South America3. Send the military to Europe to kill everyone aged 50 and above as well as all trannies and fags4. Nuke all of Africa starting in the north5. Import Europeans as a ruling class and letting them repopulate the Americas
>>541534488Withdraw from all foreign bases. We need some radical consolidation, and we're massively overextended.
>>541534488My fellow Americans, today I am signing an executive order to shut down the entire federal government, it will begin with immediate effect, it has been an honour being your president for 43 seconds.
>>541534488Protect all pedophiles! Make sure all the levers of government have a pedophile locking it in place. Scoop up as many children as fast as possible and start sorting them. The ugly children will be sent to be molested by the lower ranking members of the government and 4-7 will be sent to be molested by the pedophiles in military the 8s and 9 will go to the House and Senate and I get to molest the 10s! Win win if you ask me.
Find all canadians. Eliminate them.
>>541534488Order the navy to use their railgun on the jeet monkey demon statue. End all gay ops against our ranchers and then eat a country fried steak.
>>541538146Also, why is Bill Gates molesting a 6? I thought he was richer than that.
>>541538213
Simultaneously kill all gangstalkers and redistribute their wealth to make everyone rich enough not to have to work while automation takes over and women are mass produced to outnumber men 3 to 1
>>541534488Invoke Article 5 of the US Constitution.
>>541534488Drain lake America.
I declare "houses are for people to live in - not investments"1: Mortgages are illegal - Houses can only be bought with 100% at once cash (no payments)2: Renting is illegal therefore landlords are illegal3: Corporations can not own housesThis makes house prices crash 95%.
>>541534488nuke israel
GAS THE KIKES! RACE WAR, NOW!
Order scientists to make pterodactyls. Unleash said pterodactyls all over the country. Solves lots of problems
>>541534488NUKE CHINA !
>>541534488I launch all nukes into the ionosphere so we can live like normal people again
>>541534488Introduce a series of bills that:>bring back incremental corporate tax rate, up to 92%>all clergy members will be taxed at highest individual tax rate regardless of income, all religious organizations subject to incremental tax at corporate rate >5% wealth tax on net assets greater than $2.5m>all married taxpayers with children will have government subsidized downpayments on a primary residence>student loan restructuring/refinancing>armed roundups of jeets and jews followed by summary executions and mass burials>federal legalization of cannabis, levy 20% tax on sales>seizure of non-agricultural residential properties, bulldoze down luxury housing to build suburbs with 3b 2ba homes on at least an acre of land>criminalize AIPAC, hold Nuremberg style trials for all politicians guilty of accepting jewish money>formally annul all treaties with Israel and disavow the alliance>legalize hunting pedophiles for sport
>>541534488Immigration through marriage, onlySecond marriages banned
>>541534488Scalps for Cash
>>541534488Sign an EO declaring anyone that is paid by a rival or hostile nation to shill for them as enemies of the state, to be treated as spies and saboteurs by my justice department.
Deport all pajeets to Israel and end economic support
>>541534488- Selective immigration: If you're useful and not a criminal, you're allowed in. Otherwise you're not allowed - Islam ban- LGBTQ is allowed but no extra privileges - Actually arresting Epstein pedos- Country-wide High speed rail- Universal healthcare- Cheaper college- crackdown on drugs
>>541534488nuke all nonwhite countries, make being not white illegal, draft a new constitution: 1st rule, no niggers
>>541539870you have my vote anon
>>541534488Burn Trump alive >>541534488poltard and boomer miggers will then be stoned to death
Everyone with an IQ lower than 90 goes straight to the gas chamber.It's like 99% of niggers and all other types of brown filth.Also no more women rights. This experiment is over.
>>541534488Legalize weed the first day. It has a 70% approval. That alone would make your approval skyrocket, and bring in billions.
>>541540490Texas, voted by 70% to allow weed.The Texas government disregarded their vote and recriminalized it. They're not even playing by the rules of democracy when it comes to weed
Fire all the nukes, maximum spread
>>541534488deport all the niggers to israel and deport all the jews to africa and deport all the punjabi to the moon. Close the borders. Nuke India. Feed congress into a wood chipper and ban all agrochemicals on pain of death. fat chick tax of $15,000 per extra pound over 110. Orbiting space lazers vaporize all mexicans on sight. Hang on, im not really prepared for this I dont have a manifesto or anything. Execute golf players and football fans. outlaw cereal. Ribeye steak is 1$ per pound and all the asians in the USA are rounded up with exploding collars to farm the beef. What else... netflix is all x-rated all the time but no niggers, fats, fags or uggos. James Gunn is fed to rabid squirrels and then cloned, grown to adulthood and then re-fed to rabid squirrels. Hang on, I gotta piss.
>>541534488Make being pro palestine punishable by death
>>541540767Pretty Jewish of you
Instantly end all aid and support for IsraelAll US corporations operating in Israel must cut all ties immediately. All information related to Israeli military capabilities including nuclear weapons made public. All Israeli nuclear weapons are to be surrendered to the US for disassembly and disposal. All Israeli military attack aircraft fighters, bombers, and otherwise along with any missiles and bombs are to be destroyed. Any refusal to take any step would result in a total blockade of Israeli ports of entry and exit and full scale sanctions against Israel and Israeli connected corporations and individualsEffectively I would defang Israel with the full intentions of leaving them completely vulnerable on purpose because fuck Israel
>>541534488Rename Washington D.C. to GoyimvilleImagine how much the leafs would seethe
>>541540061So its the final holocaust? Great. Let's begin with israel.
Universal healthcare, not because of socialism or because I care, but because of the tsunami of seethe it would create
>>541534488For me, it's the McChicken.
>>541540765ok, everybody who tests under 150 IQ goes into a giant thunderdome pit thing with random weapons. the winner gets fed to grizzly bears. Repeat.
>>541541194ANYBODY who begins a sentence with "I feel.." is immediately denuded of skin on live television.
>>541534847>>541534851/thread
A forthright powerful and public investigation of why they're just telling me now on 4chan, and of course the epstein files
>>541534488door to door death of anything liberal woke or gay, right wing deaths squads assemble
>>541534851ha you loser, country would fall in a week. what a dumb ass, oh wait- liberal go figure
>>541535261>Execute every redhat on the spot.ahh ty for outing your self, our AI will hunt you down now.
>>541536039tell us your dumb as shit.. oh u just did
>>541536532>Every activist judge and Congressman is rounded up and shot.night of the long knives should have been a thing already
>>541538948man you are retarded.
>>541540004you ( we know its you) tik tok....
>>541534488NUKE ISRAEL.. next provoke israel into nuking NY and then London.. Pretty simple.. the rest takes care of itself.
>>541534488immediately start deporting the whole population, MIGAs to Israel and demtards to Palestine, and import all the whites left from Europe and start a new country.would also commission a museum for american cars where all of us visit once in a while and just laugh at them
Then when everyone's like street smart and shit I'll put on a real good party
>>541534488I make my billions of dollars through insider trading as per lol
>>541534488>*Immediately consults my Senior Armchair Generals and Chiefs of Staff and making a decision thereafter upon speculation reaction analysis and testing.Aside from mollywhopping the narrative daily what else do you have in mind?Should we keep winning or call it quits?
>leave nato>eliminate UN funding>publicly execute spies>audit everyone
>>541534488Make America White Again
>>541544971Leaving nato while our supplies are depleted by our war in Iran is a massive blunder. We're down so low on missiles, nato is propping US up
>>541545021You founded america on a continent full of brown people. It was never really that white.
>>541534488I make foregen free for anybody requesting it
>>541534488>YOU ARE NOW PRESIDENT OF THE USA>What is your first order, Mr. President?
