/pol/ - >Dolly Parton dies >suddenly new hurricane coming - Politically Incorrect

Anonymous (ID: Ld8rxwR1) Archived

08/27/26(Thu)19:22:23 No.541537495

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Anonymous (ID: Ld8rxwR1) 08/27/26(Thu)19:22:23 No.541537495 Archived

>Dolly Parton dies
>suddenly new hurricane coming called Dolly
Is this predictive programming or something kind of elite ploy to fuck with us? Feels very "news cycle whoa"

Anonymous (ID: OnvFTP/t)
08/27/26(Thu)19:24:06 No.541537562

Anonymous (ID: OnvFTP/t) 08/27/26(Thu)19:24:06 No.541537562

They go alphabetically and often use the names of famous people to commemorate them. She'll blow gentle on the mountain holdouts, but the big leftie cities better watchout!

Anonymous (ID: 80l9tdTg)
08/27/26(Thu)19:24:14 No.541537572

Anonymous (ID: 80l9tdTg) 08/27/26(Thu)19:24:14 No.541537572

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>>541537495
>>Dolly Parton dies
>>suddenly new hurricane coming called Dolly
>Is this predictive programming or something kind of elite ploy to fuck with us? Feels very "news cycle whoa"

Anonymous (ID: Ld8rxwR1)
08/27/26(Thu)19:26:20 No.541537675

Anonymous (ID: Ld8rxwR1) 08/27/26(Thu)19:26:20 No.541537675

>>541537572
Not an argument.

Anonymous (ID: feIgFe3a)
08/27/26(Thu)19:30:47 No.541537869

Anonymous (ID: feIgFe3a) 08/27/26(Thu)19:30:47 No.541537869

RIP queen of country song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lC6AUXB5r_4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLs7KhcwxM8

Anonymous (ID: RwAwCBq2)
08/27/26(Thu)19:35:18 No.541538056

Anonymous (ID: RwAwCBq2) 08/27/26(Thu)19:35:18 No.541538056

>>541537562
>They go alphabetically
alternatively, she isnt dead (yet)
they just chose to make it appear as such, knowing next hurricane will be called dolly

Anonymous (ID: ewMnoXkH)
08/27/26(Thu)19:45:12 No.541538490

Anonymous (ID: ewMnoXkH) 08/27/26(Thu)19:45:12 No.541538490

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>>541537562
per year they do. But yeah dolly's been on the books a half decade now. And Cristobal was indeed the last one.
God plays favorites thats all ima gonna say

Anonymous (ID: OnvFTP/t)
08/27/26(Thu)19:47:00 No.541538566

Anonymous (ID: OnvFTP/t) 08/27/26(Thu)19:47:00 No.541538566

>>541538490
God didn't make this decision and a bunch of climate dweebs aren't God. But it's still nice. We'll see who Dolly punishes, if anybody.

Anonymous (ID: XJ0EmZIT)
08/27/26(Thu)19:47:40 No.541538599

Anonymous (ID: XJ0EmZIT) 08/27/26(Thu)19:47:40 No.541538599

>>541537495
They like to fuck with us

Anonymous (ID: ySfhigxf)
08/27/26(Thu)19:50:36 No.541538733

Anonymous (ID: ySfhigxf) 08/27/26(Thu)19:50:36 No.541538733

>>541537495
> Feels very "news cycle whoa"

This isn’t plebbit nigger. Globohomo jews routinely do shit like that

Anonymous (ID: ewMnoXkH)
08/27/26(Thu)19:51:57 No.541538789

Anonymous (ID: ewMnoXkH) 08/27/26(Thu)19:51:57 No.541538789

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It'd be crazy if Dolly became a Katrina class wrecker of worlds, but so far she's projected to not even reach hurricane stage and dissipate into a tropical wave near the tropical wave before it reaches the Leeward Islands.

Just the sweetest little thang I tell you hwat. Fitting really

Anonymous (ID: 0Uh8SvHX)
08/27/26(Thu)19:51:58 No.541538790

Anonymous (ID: 0Uh8SvHX) 08/27/26(Thu)19:51:58 No.541538790

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>>541537495
Maybe the meteorologists just coined the name because Dolly was topical in the news. Ever thought of that, retard?
Fuck you're retarded, go back to /x/.

Anonymous (ID: ewMnoXkH)
08/27/26(Thu)19:54:05 No.541538867

Anonymous (ID: ewMnoXkH) 08/27/26(Thu)19:54:05 No.541538867

>>541538566
The most logical explanation is dolly committed assisted suicide just to be a hurricane. Which there is no evidence for. Ergo, God plays Favorites.

Anonymous (ID: ewMnoXkH)
08/27/26(Thu)19:54:27 No.541538883

Anonymous (ID: ewMnoXkH) 08/27/26(Thu)19:54:27 No.541538883

>>541538790
The order is set years in advance

Anonymous (ID: 5pJL+Q92)
08/27/26(Thu)19:59:32 No.541539077

Anonymous (ID: 5pJL+Q92) 08/27/26(Thu)19:59:32 No.541539077

>>541538790
They came up with the list of names in the 90s and it’s never been changed. It just goes down the list and starts over at the beginning.

Anonymous (ID: 0io3PHCT)
08/27/26(Thu)20:04:56 No.541539305

Anonymous (ID: 0io3PHCT) 08/27/26(Thu)20:04:56 No.541539305

>>541537495
>Is this predictive programming or something kind of elite ploy to fuck with us?
no, it the fourth tropical storm of the year and they named it dolly cos she ded.

Anonymous (ID: Ld8rxwR1)
08/27/26(Thu)20:47:49 No.541541032

Anonymous (ID: Ld8rxwR1) 08/27/26(Thu)20:47:49 No.541541032

>>541538790
That isn't it retard lol

Anonymous (ID: 8tkcGR0+)
08/27/26(Thu)20:58:30 No.541541489

Anonymous (ID: 8tkcGR0+) 08/27/26(Thu)20:58:30 No.541541489

>>541537495
Good please no

2024 sucked ass. I can't deal with storms this fucking year.