https://www.wane.com/news/indiana/two-lions-are-on-the-loose-in-indiana-deputies-say/>BREAKING: Two lions are reportedly on the loose in Indiana, with authorities “unsure of where the lions even came from.”
>>541540516I saw that on the local news earlier. And, spoiler alert, if I find them I'll be keeping them. I could use some trained attack lions. For home defense
>>541540516What type of lions? African, mountain, what?
>>541540516Srsly, do I need to look for something with a big fluffy mane or just an oversized yellow housecat with a black-tipped tail?
>>541543922I'm guessing african lions. Usually people say mountain lions if they're mountain lions.
>>541540516Jesus fucking Christ, and here I thought Tom&Jerry scenarios were just for fun and not at all realistic.
>>541540516Lions in the streetRoaming dogs in heatRabid, foaming A beast caged in the heart of the city
>>541540516The headline says "reported loose". This implies they were contained previously. Did they escape from a zoo?
>>541540516All Hoosiers are lions. There's a lot more than just two.
