Today while astral projecting I summoned allah to try and weaken him so that Lindsay would be freed. He is so fucking powerful. I'm not at a power level to do this alone. I barely escaped with my life and I'm spiritually injured to a great amount, but I think I'll make it.I can't imagine what he would do to a new, unsuspecting witch. I'm scared that I will have to face him again soon if I ever want to continue astral projecting. I'm currently burning healing incense and drawing spiritual energy from my crystals to try and heal as quickly as possible. Allah is much stronger than I first imagined and /pol/ will have to do this together if we want to slay a god.
Found the retard schizo thread
You gotta store more semen to face allah. At least 5 years worth of semen storage.
>>541542921lol
>>541542921I wanna believe that God loves me and wants me to have a good life.
>>541543399It's copypasta from some dumb wiccan whore years ago
I faced Allah on the astral plane and he sucked me dry. I dont know what I was thinking. If he could drain 10 zutts for a whole day and live, I simply wouldnt stand a chance.That boy licked my balls and drank my seed. I had to eject and chug a whole case of caprisuns before I died of dehydration
>>541542921I tried this once, but I disguised myself as a goat. Worst mistake of my life, I don't know how I got out of there.
>>541544020Wrong
>>541542921He's not that strong. Git gud.
>>541542921Copypasta from Reddit from years ago. Takes me back but you have to go back.
