whats going to happen ?
Ladyboys are about to get rich
>>541547141As we concluded yesterday. They will be cash raped in bars, have sex with trannies, robbed by free lancers.
>>541547141a new golden age for pattaya
>>541547141Pook bar gonna be rammed tonight
A lot of Americans are going to be beaten desu.1-2 American soldiers will become Muay Thai fanatics and possibly one of them will move to Thailand to compete afterwards. The rest will simply get drunk and try to get laid.
>>541547141Buy bussy stocks
>>541547258You can still tell the ladyboys pretty easily, I was worried on my first trip because I tend to drink a lot and maybe indulge in other substances as well, but as soon as one grabs hold of your wrist or barks at you or if you even give them a thorough once over, they've got no chance of passing. No chance. Anyone who says differently is just a faggot in denial.
>>541547488Sounds like you're trying to convince yourself.
>>541547297Pattaya is old news broseph, it's all about Jakarta and Saigon now.
>>541547577Is there a soi 6 in either of those cities?
>>541547529Sounds like you're a big fat tranny
>>541547141It’s the US navy. They had a successful mutiny and made a beeline for the highest density of ladyboys on the planet.Try not to overthink it. Some excuse will be made for why it is staying there so long, then it will abruptly return to its previous location or a five eyes port.
>>541547141People that have money invested in ladybois and light beer are going to make some big gainsthey spent 8 months at sea? thats a lot of 20-30k paychecks about to be lost
>>541547650I have yet to go, I only have Thailand experience. But I've been doing my research. Apparently, Jakarta is centered around certain hotels/buildings and everything is indoors like a club. They keep it off the street and out of people's faces due to the whole muslim thing. Saigon yes I'm told they do, just nowhere near as big and garish as Pattaya.
a lot of ladies (male) are stretching their colons right now in antici
>>541547141If the rumors are even half true, most of them will probably be too weak and emaciated to do anything but sit by the beach with a wine cooler kek
>>541547488>I was worried on my first tripWringing your hands like this is gayer than fucking a ladyboy
>>541547141I'm gonna fart on them
>>541547141lots of stds
>>541547577That Vietnamese mountain girl on Jewtube with the dogs and goatsI want to breed her
>>541547757I love Patts. Have often thought of giving AC a try but never have.
>>541548054I would bribe an elephant handler to take me into the jungle and hide me out there in a village for a few years. Not a direct route or anything. Just far enough off the nature tail onto a dirt road to meet up with someone in a car to get there. Just need to shake everyone off the trail so I am not forced back on a ship.
>>541547141i wanna see some US navy niggers kick the crap outta jeets as they fight over the chubbiest disease riddled hookers in pattaya.
>>541548690There are CCTVs everywhere, you wouldn't get far, unfortunately. Probably why they chose us instead of the Philippines. There you could take a motorboat and disappear to one of their gajillion islands in no time.
>>541548690>I would bribe an elephant handler to take me into the jungletravel in thailand requires the bribing of elephant handlers. can confirm.
nothing else to do but F trannies? can they just stay on the ship and not waste money on getting dicked
>>541547141Isreal is about to kill a bunch of people and blame it on IranWhy else would they broadcast this?Enjoy the theatre, anons. Just rememberWhatever happens next has been orchestrated for your enjoyment.
>>541548834dam no escaping jeets they everywhere
>>541547141Finally lose some virginities
>>541547141STDs mostly, along with some arrests for disorderly behaviour.
>>541549120what kind of shop is that?
>>541547757If you are in Indonesia and up to perfidy and there's any sort of chaos, you are going to be extremely fucked without money, and possibly even with money.Very strict and chaotic place.
>>541549604Oh nooo da Joooos
>>541547141Well, if history is any teacher here? Some High-Ho pent up Dick is going to get touched inappropriately by what would appear to be a woman but ends up being either a man or someone's grandmother.
>>541547141Someone who likes to sucks penises is less gay than a soldier.
>>541547141>whats going to happen ?
>>541547141It's rotating out with the George Washington. That's just the size of the crew.
>>541550184CP butcher shop.very young and fresh meat. taste just like pork, only better.
>>541547650No, thank fuck. Patts is like 80% jeets holding hands wandering around sharing a single leo and gawking at talent they can't afford. It's all about cracking virgin thai/viet/laotian teens off dating apps now. Or Saigon. 2k a root is criminally overpriced.
>>541547141Everybody but bath boy is gonna go out and get laid.
>>541550735>sharing a single leo
>>541547141the navy promised them ladyboys and the navy WILL make good on that promise>>541547349and a lot of little asian men
>>541547141Blown out ladyboy's assholes
>>541550999I don't get it, if the wanna fugg man ass they could just do that on the ship with each other
>>541547141lots of STD’s
>>541550861It's fucked. I'm not the biggest fan of SEA but seeing jeets hectoring some old cunt or kid looking after dad's corner store shack over a 100thb beer is extremely tiring.
>>541550928it's going to be russian hookers, that's where all the russian fled to once the war started
>>541551110>a faggot nigger on U. S. S. Covenant of Abraham is the same as a Siamese trapNGMI
>>541547577more of a Da Nang guy
Some bolshevik glowie fuck by orders of his masters will probably melt down the reactors just like what happened in Chernobyl. They don't need our military "otherwise they wouldn't have v-ackd them" and probably want Thailand gone too. Two shits one fuck up.
>>541547141Gonna go eat all the pad thai and fuck all the hookersOr, it is being sent to replace the ship that replaced it in the ME to keep a group in South Asia before China starts to think hard “dude they literally don’t even have a carrier watching Taiwan right now, not a single one let’s gogogogo”
>>541547141>bring 5,000 US personnelWhew, that's a lot of seamen
>>541547141>5000 niggers aboardimagine
>>541552024Are we sure they are niggers?They might not actually be 'murican
>>541550861These cunts are the scourge of Pattaya
>>541552361They're the scourge of everywhere
>>541549604this, a false flag attack on a bar is a definite possibility
Hey I'm a tourist leaving here in a couple days want me to fuck with them?They'll likely all go binge drinking then I can bring them to Thai gangs for organ trafficking
>>541553766Well they've been insubordinate and they're not behaving like good goys, so I guess they're not needed anymore? It would make sense.
>>541547488What if you only find out after you sucked their cock?
>>541547141Secret intervention against Cambodia, genuine rest and recreation, or trying to scare China
>>541553959They're cursed. Get the hell out of there. Got bad juju feels.
>>541547141
>>541547410This.
