>The brothers, who arrived in court in shackles, were questioned in turn by their defence attorneys and government lawyers as they took the stand.>Andrew Tate, 39, declared he has "never committed the crimes I'm accused of".>Tristan Tate, 38, described his detention conditions as small and hot, with little sunlight and exercise.>"It's beginning to grate on me because I can't partake in helping with my defence," he told the court, according to CBS News, the BBC's US partner.>"It's death by scurvy," he said, adding that he had lost 14lb (6.3kg).Look at the top of their heads... How did these two manage to trick a generation of zoomers that they were the pinnacle of the alpha male hierarchy, the very personification of the manosphere?
It was said he got hair implants, but those dont just vanish after a brief stay in jail. They must be some kind of glue-on side toupee and he didnt have access to them for his court appearance.
>>541547712>Howthe same way your shit coin became successful, first day here retard?
>>541547712Throw away the key because I don't like them hahahahaha
>>541547712They’re losing weight from all the gay sex
>>541547712its funny because his "hustlers university course" was just him bragging about his pimping endeavors, and how he'd make the whores reliant on them and keep them holed up on webcams working - he's completely fucked lmao
>>541548079yea I get that part.its been revealed that the supercars, the "$50 million superyacht" and all their other wealth wasn't theirs, it was the property of their crypto backers and the tates were just employed to pretend to be rich to get kids to buy memecoins. There is a cabal of powerful jews behind them, and the Tate brothers were cheaper to hire as puppets than the Paul brothers. But it is still amazing so many retarded kids fell for it.
>>541547712KEK look what they did to tristans hair job. Free them bald niggas
Tate's 39? I thought he was in his late 40s. Jesus H
>>541547712These niggas bald
>>541547873that is a cool jacket
>>541547712>can't take tren any more>loses all the weighttop kek
>>541547873Tristan uses a hair system for sure. Thats a toupee you glue to your melon for a week. Obviously he took it out because he would look stupid as fuck with his fake hair and scalp peeling off.
>>541548765you couldn't pull it off bro, don't even try
>>541548587in bongland there were imams preaching on the street about andrew tate but yeah when the bullrun ended these people had this , at least that's how it appeared
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>>541549068He only means that he couldn't be wearing it in prison so logically you would be unable to pull it off him at the present time.
>>541547712They might not be doing so hot, but what colour is YOUR rented Bugatti? Yeah, thought so, loser!
>>541548278Literally fucked. These dipshit's own words and videos are going to bury them.
>>541547712>How did these two manage to trick a generation of zoomers that they were the pinnacle of the alpha male hierarchy, the very personification of the manosphere?These two are literal glownigger babies (by way of their father) who flew too close to the sun with their high-profile criminal enterprise while Andrew was playing the perfect manosphere strawman for the mainstream to vilify. Now they're continuing to play their roles by being hung out to dry while women are given reason to further hate any man that isn't a total bitch.
I'm team Tate. FUCK WOMEN.
Trump and the Tates are proof just how incredibly stupid at least 30% of the population is
>>541548208It will rather be you that has all the sex.In your ass.
>>541549759A goal is a goal. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_vU_iuktOxc
Ks that the ears chud dude that was posted by retard here last year?
>>541547712Andrew said conditions in US Jail are worse than Romanian Jail.That really says a lot about USA.
>>541547712Honestly, being bald is not attractive.However it is based and alpha.Baldies are higher IQ and braver in violent situations and such. It's because of the role stress has in making you go bald in the first place.
>>541550886All black neighborhoods are worse than Eastern Europe, it's no secret.
>>541548765Bro that's some gay sex signalling jacket.
>>541550886Common Romania W
>>541548587>pretend to be richNiggers in their natural state
>>541547712> what color is your jumpsuit
>looking like emaciated 60-year-olds#Tato
>>541547712lol. is their hair really like that or did the court sketcher just do them dirty?
>>541547712>Look at the top of their heads... How did these two manage to trick a generation of zoomers that they were the pinnacle of the alpha male hierarchy, the very personification of the manosphere?Yeah, your hair is what makes you manly. No balding man has ever been awesome.You dumb victim cunts.
>>541547873>hair implantsThe telltale sign of that is the nape -- if it gets sparse at the rear, it's implants... Otherwise, it's a Seagal job.>see: Liam Neeson
>>541551981Probably the most accurate fucking caricature ever
>>541547712>tate niggers wholly exposed as sex traffickers and self-help scammersscum of the earth. should be on sight for these two anywhere
>>541547873>>541548930Tristan got a hair transplant 4-5 years ago. There are some vlogs from that time when they went to the US and he suddenly shaved his head. Pretty obvious.
>>541551990Tato 1 was bald because he did foxy boxing, and plugs don't hold under fire; while, Tato 2 was the prissy one who opted for the spray-over... neither anticipating that their webcam whore sexpoits encroaching on the La Kosher Nostra's pr0n empire would land them in BBC-block.>in a late stage capitalist world, money and brains have a near-perfect inverse correlation relationship
>>541547712Do you think the former pimps got turned into hoes by other inmates? I hear pimps aren't really high up in the prison hierarchy, actually quite the contrary. Every prisoner who has female family members that were exploited in any way will want to have a word with them.
>>541547712>the very personification of the manosphere?What is this kikery?
>Look at the top of their heads... How did these two manage to trick a generation of zoomers that they were the pinnacle of the alpha male hierarchy, the very personification of the manosphere?They did?All I know about one of these Tate queermos was that webm of one of them dancing like a faggot. Id didn't even know he had a brother who is as likely as gay as he is. THIS is who zoomers look up to?Man, the future is going to be FUUUUUUCKED
>>541547712I thought they were locked up in Romania
>>541552150>Tristan got a hair transplant 4-5 years agThey don't last without constant re-planting. It's the (((cancer treatment))) of the the hair-loss industry racket -- they milk insecure suckers 'til they're either dry, dead, just shave their domes. The EULA's for "hair-loss treatments" are longer than what governments signed behind your backs for raping you with the clot shots.The irrefutable proof that there is no "cure" for balding, is found by simply looking at millionaires and billionaires who still stoop to ridiculous-looking patch jobs... For if they cannot get access to the solution, there is no solution.
>>541547712lmao i hate the tates but the courtroom sketch foid didnt have to put her seethe into her work and norwood them like that. there's more than enough other stuff to criticize them for.
>kept bragging about his Bugatti>never even had oneOhnonono AHAHAHAHA
>>541552363>he doesn’t know
>>541552205Any media reference of the word "manosphere" in the last 6 years was an article about Tate, and sometimes "other people who are almost as bad". He was like the "Mr beast for edgy kids".
>>541547712I could have saved the sketch artist some time
>>541551880Lol they moved there because it's a corrupt shithole. Gypsy
>>541552259>They did?They're astro-turfed to create moral panic, so as to justify Internet censorship... They don't given two-digit I. Q. retardates prime time coverage and mentions in Theroux documentaries if they're not being used for some ends.They were, in fact, just webcam pimp degenerates who found a non-extradition niche in an ex-Soviet shit bloc, who then got so high on their own scat and cum stench that they didn't notice that they were being used as pawns. Now, they get to spend their golden years for which they accrued all their shekels to enjoy, getting pooper ploughed by concupiscent primates.>oof
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>>541549286>rented BugattiChads keep winning free cells while incels pay rent each month
>>541550081Agreed but it's painful even to observe their stupidity from a distance. It's no wonder I live in solitude
>>541552506Well that didn't age well
>>541552448I'm merely a budding phrenologist... But, the those cranial contours do not beseem a successful "chad businessman"; let alone, some "mentor" to the lowest I. Q. generation in recorded history...
>>541552312They was, now they're in Florida.Next: The UK.Which is weird. I thought the UK gave brown people a free pass to do whatever they want whenever they want.
>>541552553Nah, bro, I'm sure that's how it went down.ANY OTHER TATERS HATERS IN HERE WANNA STEP TO THIS???
TheTate supporters also show up to protest outside the Miami courthouse by doing manly things like pushups.Coincidentally they are all brown.
>>541552506>>541552494>got so high on their own scat and cum stench that they didn't notice that they were being used as pawns
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>>541552506is he getting butt fucked in prison? my boner needs to know
>>541552328Dude, hairloss is not rocket science. You hop on finasterade and then get a hair transplant and that's that. If the drug doesn't give you side effects then you can basically continue this way forever.
>>541552707>all that norwoodingLolAlso I’ll never understand this mindset of worshipping an eceleb. It’s so pathetically subservient
>>541552707i thought his fan base was zoomers? why are these grown ass men simping for a rapist thug pimp? is this what cattle looks like?
>>541552728They should be making spray on hair infomercials:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GeF7A05zQ8
>>541548587Garish, cheap-looking, cringe vehicles... Cannot hold a candle to the Countach.
>>541547712>Look at the top of their headsThat's how you superficially attached fucking retard. It's spiritually empty dipshits like yourself that enabled them, unless of course that was and is your assignment.
>>541552655>>541552707
>>541552778Looking at the quality of some of the signs, they may be paid protesters just hired by the legal team, now that I think about it.Jurrors have to arrive and go through the protestors and read the signs o ntheir way in, its a way of sneaking in a narrative that isnt allowed in the courtroom.
>>541547712>How did these two manage to trick a generation of zoomers that they were the pinnacle of the alpha male hierarchyThey never did. Social media isn't real life. They also come from a glowie family. They have the means and knowledge on how to fake engagement.Everything about them is fake. Hell even their crypto scams were fake, as in that they even faked having successful rugpulls. Someone found Tate's wallet and he had a negative PnL in the hundreds of thousands.They were obviously being propped up by glowies who wanted to align MGTOW and self improvement with third worldism psyche such as obsession with sex and mindless consumerism.It clearly didn't work because again, it only appealed to actual third worlders, so glowies are getting rid of their useful idiots and now they are propping up looksmaxxing.
>>541548278That sounds like it was within the realm of legal pimping, otherwise idk how other ((pornographers)) stay out of jail so
>>541552655>>541552707I can't imagine being this gay and I regularly jerk off to gay porn
>>541547712>How did these two manage to trick a generation of zoomers that they were the pinnacle of the alpha male hierarchyHair transplants, medications, and Instagram camera angles, because Bottom B and his bottom bro are literally that gay and effeminate.
>>541553139His personality was retarded but his points were generally good, except when he was advocating for being a degen whoremonger like himself.
>>541553179All his non-retarded points were ripped word by word from here lmaoEvery single political pundit out there literally just steals from /pol/ and filters the content depending on their audience.
>>541553179>his points were generally goodThey led to him getting spitroasted and Norwoodmaxxed in prison, so either he didn't believe them himself, or they were actually shit.
>>541547712Parents don't raise their kids they give them ipads, unrestricted internet and public school. Kids are a menace now and they're parents are literal npc zombies.
>>541549286>>541552508>rented BugattiRenting a supercar makes more sense really. Let's be real, you have to be elite tier to afford long term rental on a Bugatti. Seethe all you want but you'll never be as good as Top G.
>>541553815That chinless mouth serves as a docking station for half the nigger population in his prison. They saw him rolling up in that Blanche Devereaux dress and started stroking their cocks in anticipation.
>>541547712Arrest me nigga, ARREST ME!
>>541552655I like the miami optics, white streets and white buildings. Shows adaptation to the sun. Miami is cool like that
>>541547712So what's the crime, anything proven yet? If not, what's taking so long and why are they still in jail?
>>541547712remind me againwhat colour was their bugatti?LMAO
>>541547712Andrew Tate was always a gay Jewish time wasting psyop designed to be dislikable and dehumanisable
>>541548208Andrew "Bottom" G is a power bottom. He dominates other men with the sheer energy he generates through his anus.
>>541550886No niggers.
>>541554399We laugh, but it would be funny if they made him top bottom G of the prison. The countless hours he spent shitting on the youth, calling them weak bitches etc. would come to an abrupt ending. Bubba will rape some sense and humility into his pimp ass.