>explosive diarrhea in USASHITTING HELL
>>541557094A broken people.
Oh, look where it came from; the Michigan Caliphate.
>>541557094They sharting with pride at their local Walmart.
>>541557094Are we supposed to believe that it came from Mexico?
Brb importing more jeets
>>541558679It came from the fruit pickers showering the crop with their parasite infused diarrhoea. Maybe niggers seasoning fey food with bleach wasn't such a bad idea.
>Tracks it to farm ran by ally of Trump admin>Next day - "Oh, uh, erm sorry we didn't mean that! False alarm false alarm!"We are a corrupt shithole lol
>>541557094>explosive diarrhea >texas>jeetedinteresting…
>>541557094midwest is home to walmart sharters so thats funny
Nobody knows where our food supply is coming from
>>541557094If you don't live in one of these states you're not based
>>541557094what if it isnt a parasite? imagine the science was wrong for once? explosive diarrhea is also caused by radiation
>>541557094>>541557252At least we have health freedom, Russia and Australia are shitholes that forced the vaccine
>>541561785Hey there retard. No speculation or fantasizing required. You can see this parasite under a microscope which ia how the labs confirmed it.Hopefully this discussion has raised your IQ slightly ;)
>>541561785wouldn't the other coast be the one suffering then considering the fukushima event
>>541557094OH MY BASTARDDDDD I MUST SHEEET SARRRRR
>>541557252Looks like brentons father
>>541557094each day closer and closer to india status
Toilet Paper prices will also continue to rise until Leaf demands are met.
Avoid restaurants, fast food and delivery! They're all jeeted now! You're eating jeet fungi!
>>541557094https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/aug/26/paper-product-toilet-paper-tariffs-us-canadaHAHAHAHA
>>541557094they've always shitted up everywhere they go. kek.last i heard, their aircraft carrier was carrying 6 inches of deep rotting fecal matter that made a lot of glowies jump overboard. more humiliating and pathetic circumstances haven't existed for any other nation on the planet.if beaners aren't there to unclog their toilets, mutts will shit up any place you put them in.
>>541563778Did he gain or lose izzat from shitting in people?
>>541557094
the United Sharted States of America
>>541557094I thought it was the GLP-1s that people are yaking like ozempic. Are there any anons that want to share their sharty stories?
The shart marters went full critical.Please shop safely at your walmart and beware IEDFs (improvised explosive diarrhea fats)
>>541558679Michigan has so many Mexicans my dude. There is literally a town outside of Detroit named Mexican Town. If you go down there follow your nose to one of the outside chicken grills with like 100 chickens going at once. There's also a massive mud slime population in Dearborn, and I went to the target there once and it was like I was transported to the middle east. It was horrible. So yeah, probably came from here.
>>541557094Lake Diarrhea
>>541557094>the explosive diarrhea is actually from a parasite guys i swear
>>541567080oh shit he at the lettuce
>>541566981>Obese, formerly man
>>541567080kek
>how could there be a sharting outbreak?The amerifat ponders as he watches the brainworm man explain to him that he snorted lines off a toilet
