They targeted gamers.Gamers™.
>be me>used to be a loser gamer>eventually get so bored of playing games that it felt like there was nothing to play>I basically wanted to kill myself because of my lack of purpose>get contacted by an Army recruiter>got nothing to lose>take the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery (ASVAB)>do well on the mechanical maintenance portion>enlist as a vehicle systems maintainer>get a $15k signing bonus>feelsgood.jpghttps://www.goarmy.com/how-to-join/steps
>>541572700>>541572701Thank you for your service sirs.
i hope no one is dumb enough to enlist to fight for a country that shits on their own citizens.
>>541572701Jesus christ you recruiters act just like groomers.
Eroge gamer here, when can I join the porn industry?
>>541572700>>541572701Give me a virgin child bride, a house on 10 arces of land and I'll join the military.
>>541572705Assuming you aren't Jewish or brown, are you willing to do gay porn?
>>541572701have fun dying for israel
>>541572708>dying for IsraelFar more soldiers died of natural causes than of any war in the last 50 years.
>>541572700Well i mean anyone can fly a suicide drone, if anything being good at video games probably will help.
DIE FOR JEWKRAINEhope no fucking losers fall for this shit. your elite want you dead in yurop
>>541572709>just two more recruitment posts bro and we'll totally get some anons to enlistWhy do you exist? Did you have even a single thought of your own since you joined the army? Do you think God is smiling upon you?Leave your zogbot position and repent.
>thought I was safe from conscription because I'm a 30+ gamer>my country is looking for anyone up to 40
>>541572701Buy an ad
>>541572701>15k to sign your life awayman... even if you're a loser, don't sell yourself for cheap.especially not during times where the warmongers are frothing at the mouth because they think a meat grinder will keep them in office for a bit longer
>>541572714If I see 4chan ad banners advertising joining the military I'll know which post to blame
>>541572706this would unironically solve everything, the military would have so many applicants it could start to reject people and become as selective as harvard
>>541572700Bravo Kojima! Just in time for MGS4's rerelease!
>>541572710Fun fact: drone operators are the most hated soldiers by the enemy. Worse than snipers or machine gunners. They’re never taken alive if they’re caught.
>>541572706based
>>541572701I tried but the Air Force wouldn’t take me because of Huntington’s disease.
>>541572717Firsr world militaries are so buckbroken in the modern age. You're not rewarded by the state, you're not allowed to rape anymore, you're not allowed to bring back war trophies, you're barely even allowed to fuck local girls.
>>541572700>>541572701alright, calm the fuck down. Nobody is dying for your yachts, whatsoever. I have nothing to lose, which is precisely why I won't ever sign my life away or fight for any other person in any context. The entire world can burn and you can all go fuck yourselves, fucking imbeciles.
>>541572706ahhhhh the Roman system
Damn. When they're not targeting gamers, they're targeting gamers... what's a gamer to do?
>>541572700I think the g36 or whatever it is now is a neat little guni miss combat arms
I'm tired Hitler...
>>541572716>Not having an adblock>Not suing Opera
>>541572713Throwing millions of 19 year olds into a meat grinder was possible during the World Wars because people plopped like 4+ babies per woman back thenSure men peak physically in their 20's but European countries are suffering from a shortage of young people they ain't gonna send them to the front40+ year olds are likely to be dads so they're also a no-noNow if you're in your 30's, contributes nothing to society and is a 4chancel... perfect candidate
>>541572711/pol/ told me based Trump was anti-Ukraine and in fact soldiers would not be sent to war in Europemaybe you niggers should get your story straight
>>541572700>thinking the average gamer is willing to part with their games so they can endure pointless dehumanizing humiliation rituals and ultimately die for israel
>>541572722You could buy trophies and court girls. For some reason you won't.
>>541572731Why do you think there's so many chinkheld threads? That's right, you're bringing your RGxx35H to the Ukraine frontline!
>>541572732If you’re just buying something it’s not a trophy, is it?
>>541572708american soldier don't do a lot of dying though, even in the worst wars like Vietnam less americans died than rusians die in a couple months in ukraine for example
>>541572700This isn't unusual. Gamescom has had a decent sized section forever that's just a job fair for young people, including the military, police, tons of private companies etc.
oh dear all the browns who flooded the country don't want to fight for it. who could have seen it coming? oh the humanity
>>541572700Are they recruiting people to yell “NIGGER” on the frontlines?
>>541572701kill yourself
>>541572713>got rejected in my early 20's by the military because I have diagnosed autism>now nearing 40I lucked out.
>>541572732Correct. I don't want to "buy trophies" I want to bring back a fully automatic ak47 I picked up off a durka. I don't want to "court women" I want to rape a chinese girl and bring her back to the states.
>>541572700They didn't want me in 2010 during my prime because I was like 10 kg too fat. Now they're getting nobody because the country is overrun by hostile invaders that THEY let in and NOBODY who has any brain wants to die to fucking drone strikes. Fuck the Bundeswehr.
>>541572719>if>>541572710actually you are very wrong, you know how some people can't even play first person shooters? Like they can't figure out how to move the character properly and get a feel for their presence within the game's virtual space, same thing for drone operators, not everyone can do it properly and losing drones due to operator error is pretty bad, specially when you have to stop an enemy assault, the best drone operators are like top fraggers in an old quake lobby, only a selected few are really able to do it, it's a very valuable skill.
>>541572701Damn I thought I was on /v/, not on /k/ getting rekrooted to die for Israel in a war they started on our dime.
>>541572741Based barbarian.
>>541572734I think it was also common for locals to do the looting and then sell it as war trophies. Honestly, as I am thinking about it, you can certainly bring back trophies.
Zoomers should get in, get military training and then just take over the country with a military coup.
>>541572700No self-respecting white man would fight for the countries that are systematically trying to eliminate them.I massively respected the armed forces when I was a kid, now I think anyone who joins it is stupid.
>>541572741Uuh, can you be in possession of fully automatic kalashnikov? And can you traffic a chinese girl to New World? That's exactly the military stopping you, you know.
>>541572741>he would willingly fight>on the china fromtNever skip brain day.
>>541572701>take the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery (ASVAB)I will only do that f you guarantee a position in the Women's Auxilliary Balloon Core
>>541572700The Bundeswehr treats their Enlisted like fucking filth, literally worse than actual prisoners, and the Krauts themselves while they love to brag aboht how "guttten" their "military" is, will look at you in disgust if you're in the Bundeswehr.Meanwhile I can't think of a single group that wants to do less with the Military than Kraut nigger gamers. If shit goes hot in Europe, I know for a fact, every non Euronigger numale that isn't pozzed as shit would join whatever side that lets them murder sand niggers and string their politicians from light poles out of oure spite. Recruiting Kraut gamers is like putting the enemy in charge of your own gates.
>>541572721Same but because of Hung-tingtonIt couldn't fit in the uniform
>>541572701>signs life away for a measly 15kloser confirmed
>>541572701Iran won and american servicemen are all de facto cuckolds
>>541572706Do people forget those girls have fathers? I'd never let my daughter date any of you fuckheads.
>>541572701You retarded zogbots got assfucked by third world goat farmers.
>>541572730Trump is a useless retarded bum> /pol/ told me based Trump was anti-Ukraine and in fact soldiers would not be sent to war in EuropeDESU tho americans dont give a shit if yurops sign a suicide pact and start killing themselves. as long as it doesnt involve americans theyll be fine with it
>>541572737This is the least convincing shilling I've ever seen.
>>541572700WE MUST RISE THE FUCK UP
>>541572700Recruits for what exactly?
>>541572700why would you agree to fight for your country when it continues to put you through a neverending humiliation ritual and strip all your rights away?>we need YOU to join the military and help protect our ability to arrest more citizens that complain about immigrants destroying the country
>>541572741>I want to bring back a fully automatic ak47 I picked up off a durkaThey wouldn't let you keep it
There's a shitty game called America's Army. They said half their recruits used to come from people that played it lol.
>>541572756Better to give your daughter away in a marriage of your choice instead of letting her get brainwashed into becoming a slut or a childless feminist worker drone.
>>541572701this shit is more obvious than the time uber eats tried spammed threads on /g/
>>541572763Thats what his point is dummy
>>541572701Israeli hands typed this
Joining the army? We don't do that in germany.
>>541572765That's retarded. Why would I want a useless sack of shit for a son in law when I could have a daughter making money? Any daughter of mine deserves a chad or a career. If I had to sit across the table from some of you fucks I'd be sick.
>>541572741You're more likely to blow your own brains out.
>>541572761The big one.
>>541572702>FAGjita sucking off the military recruiter
>>541572700>>541572701Why would anyone fight for a government that doesn’t respect them?Even if you were conscripted you would be intentionally dragging your feet at all times and faking injury at the first opportunity
>>541572706You'll get that by killing some father and taking his daughter and land during the war
>>541572761To die for jewkraine, taiwan and israel.
>>541572737I'm white. So, the reason I won't "fight for ANY country" is precisely the flood of browns and niggers. According to conspiracy (theories atm) elites want to snatch the country that white people(s) ancestors have built up for decades and centuries, because it is easier to rule over retarded niggers.So my logical question to you is, what kind of an incentive do I have to participate in this shitshow? There is none. None of us have the stuff people would fight for (house, ranch, villa, boat, yacht, motorcycles for fun, weekend cars, a plot of land, family, loving, caring, classy females, etc)
>>541572770What would be wrong with having a soldier for a son in law? Service should guarantee a wife.>money money moneyThis mindset is why white birth rates are collapsing everywhere.
>>541572701We must as gamers all collectively rise up to protect the epstein class!!!
>>541572771>>541572750Changtroon melty
>>541572700funny how all the army ads are white focused huh?also germans tell us about bunderwehr i heard its shitshow: no ammo, no training and stupid ideas like combat uniforms for pregant women
>>541572769I saw a video recently were some German high school students said they'd rather get invaded than join the Army. That's how much Jews have influenced them.
>>541572778The world is overpopulated anyway. You're advocating for the deflation of your own value if you promote breeding.
>>541572778The ONLY way I'd allow that is if he seemed likely to die and leave her with insurance money. Soliders make terrible husbands. Away all the time and then fucked in the head or body for life afterwards.Money has always mattered you dumb fuck. Welcome to adulthood.
>>541572777To subvert it from the inside and take over the military from within. I'm not saying you should, just giving the only answer I think makes sense.
>>541572741>I want to bring back a fully automatic ak47 I picked up off a durkaPut your money where your mouth is.
>>541572781Uhm excuse me, where's the gender parity in this recruitment ad!?!?!?!?
>>541572783>The world is overpopulated anyway.Just the 3rd world.
>>541572785that is factually impossible. esp. in the institute of discipline and subordination.
>>541572767>>541572763For some reason this shithole decided to eat the rest of my post.Let me try again:They wouldn't let you keep it because you would end up using it against them eventually when you realised you were conned
>>541572785>subvert the army from inside and take over the military, chud!Eglin isn't sending their best
>>541572783yet africa and india keep breeding and exporting their barely sentient retards
>>541572783Good goy. Push for your own extinction while the brown hordes breed unrestricted.
>>541572709Is suicide now considered natural causes?
>>541572756You don't realize how many single moms there are out there lol so no they don't have fathers and you'd think most dads would want their daughter in a happy, committed, life long relationship early but most rather let their daughters get pumped and dumped by randos starting from their early teens.>>541572786Conversions are easy. I want the genuine thing.
>>541572781Some years ago there was a big campaign trying to get Muslims to join the British military. It failed miserably. More British Muslims joined ISIS than the British military.
>>541572784Why are you assuming he'll get his child bride before he finishes service you retard. It's obviously going to be after since that cuts down on a lot of paperwork both with less candidates and not needing to sort it every week to throw out the ones that died and put their child brides on the second hand marketYou sound extremely retarded, I'm sorry for your daugther
>>541572700that's nothing new, i was there like 20 years ago when it was still in leipzig and they had a booth there
>>541572796No daughter of mine would be happy with most of you sacks of shit. I'd happily see my daughter married to a man of quality though.
>>541572789Sure, and politics is the institution of law and order and that's clearly been subverted and destroyed.
>>541572793what is this 90iq propaganda? Juice doesn't want whites extinct, because whites are the last thing standing between them and a muslim organized hololive.
>>541572788Nope, all of it.>>541572792>>541572793>africa and india keep breeding>brown hordes breed unrestricted.Yes, they should stop and we should stop them if they won't do it on their own. Your point?>Push for your own extinctionSure I will, thank you.
>>541572798Then no chance some PTSD or crippled fucker gets his shot with my genes. She can marry some dude in finance or something.
>>541572800>a white patriot who fought for his country? No, that's too low class for my daughter. She needs to be bred by a black BVLL, ugh, it twitched just thinking about itWhy are americans like this
>>541572704recruiters dont shave your hairits actually the private contractors that do
>>541572784Materialism is rotting away The West’s soul. The worst mistake was putting women into the workforce, destroying families by forcing both parents to work to keep up with cost of living inflation.
>>541572700How the fuck is this news? The USA has been doing the exact thing for ages with CoD
>>541572701I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller.. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or somethingm. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.I know what you're probably thinking. Military=war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat..You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling that background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character..And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $40,000+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG++ with unlockable perks that don't expire.Not saying it's for everyone, but if you're even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me.If you're curious, there's a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don't dismiss it like I almost did.
>>541572800Well you're also most of the sacks of shit here so your daughter would be happy with anyone better than you, low bar really.
>>541572785>Subvert thisLol, Lmao.
>>541572797You are underselling it.The ones that joined ISIS were previously trained by the british forces.
>>541572700Gamers are over though. They're late to the party
>>541572780You picked the worst year to beat your chest about your military might ameribro
making housing and vidya prices go nuts to then use it as a bargaining chip to get ppl into fighting for freedumz is galaxy brained ngl
>>541572807>>a white patriot who fought for his country? Yes, that's precisely the problem.
>>541572804the "best" part is nobody that needs to see this video will see this video
>>541572700>goymany's gaymers are the next to be walking into the trenches to die for zelenskike and americagood, fuck em
>>541572813If they subverted it, why can't you?
>>541572756your mom will do fine too faggot
>>541572807>a white patriot who fought for his country*For Israel
>>541572802lol no. politics is more like a brothel. and plenty are willing to pay all sorts of workers for their selfish interests.
>>541572809>Materialism is rotting away The West’s soul.Who cares?
>>541572701LOL AT RECRUITERSKILL YOURSELVES LOSERS.ALL MY EX MILITARY MATES ARE GOING A LITTLE FULL METAL JACKET.
>>541572818>I-is that a space between two screens>AIEEEEE save me elon muskleast schizoid mutttroon
I went into a navy recruiter's office once in my senior year of college just to learn a little more. There were two guys in there and I was speaking to both of them. At some point the guy in charge went into the backroom and the other guy went around the table to me and pulled his phone out and started showing me nude pictures of all these big bootied women he met while stationed/deployed/whatever in greece and tried to tell me that I could live that life by signing up. Then when he was finished the commanding officer came back out.I always wonder how many dudes they convinced with that little routine.
>>541572700>NEEEEEIIIIIN DU KANNST NICHT SO EINFACH IN DEINER LE SECHZIG QUADRATMETER WOHNUNG LE WOHNEN >DIE WERDEN DOCH FÜR FLÜCHTLINGE BENÖTIGT DU RAUPKOPIERENDER, STEUERHINTERZIEHERNDER KINDERFICKER!>LOS, AB AN DIE FRONT UND VERTEIDIGE HARTZIV
>>541572700They've been doing that for well over a decade. Pretty annoying because it means the event is full of poeple protesting against it.
>>541572700imagine going to war that should have ended one week after it began...i mean, it shouldn't even began in the first place and i blame the EU for all of iti hate my government so much
>>541572825>Post ends with "fear death"The fucking irony lmao
people mentally disconnected from the horrors of war are more able to ull a trigger, sure, but let's be honest; the military recruiters will try and convince anyone that they are actually perfect for the military for their hobbies or physical abnormalities>oh, you have a small dick? that's actually perfect, because its actually a big combat weakness for men with bigger dicks they're salesmen who deal in contracts of human lives.
>>541572821>If they subverted it,"It" would be "me" in this case.>why can't you?They are subversion physicalized. They go to countries and bomb brown people until the brown people start using iphones.
>>541572807I'd rather a white man in finance or something that matters.>>541572809You sound like a child. Accumulating wealth has been core to every white society.>>541572812I came here when this place didn't suck and just never got around to leaving. The best of you would be among the worst of 2006.>>541572822She's too old to breed so at least you wouldn't ruin my genes.
>>541572701Like >>541572706 said. If this the angle you want to go with you better just start paying us in virgin White women we have full authority over.I totally won't make a rogue group with the boys and go raid synagogues against the commander's wishes that way *wink* *wink*
>>541572825I remember being an edgy teenager.
>>541572701A couple of years back I'd shit on you but seeing how outnumbered by golems we are maybe sending some of them to the meat grinder isn't so bad an idea. Fuck gaymergoys.
>>541572799/v/edditors don't care, they just want something barely related to video games to get outraged by
>>541572825That post reeks of underage atheist tranny that probably killed himself by now.
>>541572701>implying you wouldnt let yourself get groomed into the marines by a qt recruiter
>>541572835>I-i'm an old troon goys, I mean guys, and my daughter that I definitely have is certified non-white onlyshalom
>>541572700will they kill all sandniggers and jews?
>>541572801lel
>>541572817they will hunt people just like they do in ukraineICE is already trained for that
>>541572843Of course not, only white goyim will be sent into the meatgrinder.
>>541572842This is what I mean, people didn't used to wave their cuck fantasies around constantly. You're fucking gross bud.
>>541572845they're not russians. and the legal system actually works.
>>541572829he is swiss bankerthey never fight in anything
>>541572847>no upathetic, everyone can tell what you're trying to do kike
>>541572819i've seen this video, and i neded to see this.
>>541572835Every white society put their women through decades of feminist indoctrination education, so they can have a “career” with a chance of popping out retarded kids in their late 30s? What was the average age of marriage in those successful societies before the 20th century?
I'll join the military once they open a branch to kill and/or deport all foreign criminals and economic migrants. Until then, they can suck my cock.
its god tier benefits and definitely worth it to do just 4 years then get out. you can get out earlier than 4 years , i did like 3 and a halfspent 2 years of it literally on a florida beach
>>541572849B-but they even have a navy.
>>541572731they want people to pilot drones duh
>>541572700Tell me, WHY the fuck would I defend my country when my own government is actively erasing our history and especially the part of my ancestors fleeing Königsberg from the soviets, half of them dying and ending up as refugees in their own country and treated like trash?
>>541572701this but join the chair force or coast guard instead, you probably won't get a signing bonus but you also won't be a dirty grunt and just get a job and training
>>541572854sure you did eglin tranny, they even paid for your transition and dilation station for your gaping axe wound
i mean look at bodycamthat gams basically a drone flight simulator for war
>>541572701>disparaging the marksales 101 level blunder, no wonder you're working a welfare job for the state
>>541572853they send american soldiers to go train in the IDF just for that actually
>>541572852Look I wish one income was a lot too, but it's not and money matters. Always has. So marry a banker not a soldier lol. Not like a soldier can afford a stay at home wife.
>>541572801>I'm Welsh??? Like that fucking means anything. That bootlicking britcuck country voted for Brexit
btw Ukraine is demographically deadnot only all those men dead but they traded women as some kind of goods for EU bribe money
>>541572853ICE needs people now.
History showed time and time again that the military is very useful for getting those people killed who do nothing for society as a whole. The best thing about it is that they sign up out of their own free will.>but muh famous generals99,9% of the military consists of useless grunts. And yes, you are among that 99,9%.
Here comes all the bitch ass sob stories about a guy who got sad because he shot someone who was trying to kill his friends. Ridiculous. Cut your fucking hair, do some pushups, and grow a goddamn spine. Do something with your life. Get involved. Stop whining about politics and playing video games all day. Join the military and fight for your people, or shut the FUCK up.
>>541572868kill yourself zogbot tranny
>>541572781Let me clarify because I'm in.>no ammo, yeah can't really deny that, ammo is given rather stingily, combat idiots get more then us smarties but then again they probs need it.>no trainingno at least we commos train a lot>stupid ideas like combat uniforms for pregant womenThat was the field dress where they did a trial run and dress uniforms. But wouldn't be suprised if our new combat dress has a special pregnant option for the fatties.I just wish the logistical side of everything wouldn't be just that dumb. And that I was appreciated like I was in America during training, that was really nice.
>>541572856>he thinks any new recruits will get well paid cushy position like thatNo,no.They need fresh meat for the grinder.
>>541572701All these newfags who hasn’t seen this before….
>>541572868And then everyone clapped
>>541572865Ukraine should've stripped all rights from women the microsecond the war began, win or lose, their country will be forever lost. No leaving the country, no work other than supporting their men and mandatory children policy. You literally cannot wage war with the current feminized state of society.
>>541572868>Get involved
>>541572865>they traded women as some kind of goods for EU bribe moneyThey used to do that before the war for even less as hookers, quadrillion dollars in military assets is definitely an improvement
>>541572701why do some reply to this as if it was an actual shill and not a joke
>>541572860nah there are other games for thatton of vr toothat one is trench training
>>541572868i know this thread is 90% jokes but knowing that the ads and recruiters we're riffing off of genuinely think they deserve to live is still the funniest thing to me
>>541572722>hey Kulaks who dont even have property this time around. We need you to die for us!Recruit the Indians, Niggers, and Spics you keep flooding the place with.
>>541572865nah, it is the other way around. They shadow government has realized that yurop needs more white people, so they have forced millions of white ukrainian females (with babies) into the eu.There is only one MAJOR fucking issue with their "genius" plan: it doesn't fucking work. EU fertility rates did not skyrocket even with the civilized ukrainian women all having a baby by the time they're 20.Always the case, btw, nothing those idiots do ever works.
>>541572882>There is only one MAJOR fucking issue with their "genius" plan:Slavs aren't white
>>541572770This, my daughter belong to me. Imagine having your daughter fuck other men
>>541572863In America, soldiers get free food and housing. If they have a wife and kids they get extra pay. You can definitely have a stay at home wife if you're a soldier.
>>541572881>Recruit the Indians, Niggers, and Spics you keep flooding the place with.Have you seen the modern US military? They did.
>>541572878none of them are tha realistic in terms of looks and gameplay
>>541572877They really do shill the army like this. You should see all the bullshit they say for ICE to hide the fact you have to take a drug test before you get that sign on bonus.
>>541572865>HOT AND HORNY SINGLE UKRAINIAN WOMEN NEED TO GET FUCKED NOWStill not joining
>>541572880the you're so strong and poor line always gets me
>>541572877Its fun to be outraged. Also in this day and age, it could also just be legit. I remember recruiters very well advertising on 4chan during the Halo/Monster Energy days.
>>541572868>shut upnice try. won't work. your processing pwoer is inferior to the mammoth shit.>>541572879>90% jokesanon, nobody is joking here. I'm not fighting for anybody or anything. Don't give a shit.
>>541572888Oh no, not the drug testStop being a junkie drug addict nigger
>>541572701Do goyim really?
>>541572701
>>541572871they can get that for 0 euros off the streetif they feel the need to advertise for 20-30yo unfit gamers it's for a job they're good at aka handling a gamepad
>>541572863Family should be the priority, not maximizing your kid’s economic value.Early marriage -> happy and loyal daughter -> more grandkids -> family grows and prospersBut instead we scare young people into wasting their best years on education and working shitty jobs to try living alone away from their parents.
>>541572700I only play hentai games.Do they have a job me?Kidding.
>>541572883>Slavs aren't whiteeducation of a mutt, everybody. no wonder your government will succeed and put you into a grinder in some shithole.
>unironic zogbot recruitment on /v/More proof that tranny jannies and mods are glowies and feds working for zog.
Getting a little nervous about europe arming itself again, vatniggers?You should be. If you can't beat your retarded hohol cousins, then you have no hope against a unified europe.
>>541572859not a tranny retard, cruising with benefits for rest of my life enjoy wage slaving>>541572879>edgelordyou wouldnt make it, anyway a lot of yuropeens crying about murricka itt, lol, they must have just finished wage slaving and got home just now to sit infront of their computer and cry about ukraine LOL
>>541572893Anon, do you really think normal, healthy people who can get a decent job sign up for this?
>>541572888ICE is way scarier. A retard kid signing up to die for Israel on the other side of the world is one thing, a retard kid being given a license to shoot any American who gives bad unpatriotic vibes is another
>>541572700So, which shitty ending are we going for lads?
>navy accepting sailors up to 42Bros. I don't wanna be a coxswain.
>>541572893Do the illegals have to do a drug test too?
>>541572701not dying for Israel
>>541572904The former fights for Israel, the latter is an actual patriot
>>541572886If they got what they wanted, they would no longer be asking. The USS Gerald R. Ford and what they are going through is a big fucking tell. They NEED timmies because they tend not to jump ship or clog the toilets out of spite.
>>541572901If Europe ever rearms itself and gets young men to actually join the military it'll have more coups in a single year than all of its history in the last 50 years combined.
>US Military Recruitment Then:https://youtu.be/62tnJtLBQzQ>US Military Recruitment Now:https://www.instagram.com/haylujan/?hl=en
>>541572701kek based
>>541572904>a retard kid being given a license to shoot any American who gives bad unpatriotic vibes is anotherAre you fucking shitting me? If I was told I'd be shooting college kids and wetbacks instead of random sandniggers in literal who countries I would have signed up for 4 tours. Only one is actually destroying america on its homeland you stupid motherfucker.
>>541572896They used to be able to get them off the street>>541572804 but these days even the hoodrats know better.
>>541572901All Eurosissies will do is cry and piss themselves when Putin drops a nuke in Ukraine.
>>541572913>t. ranny
>>541572914then why haven't you joined ice yet?
>>541572911Coups cannot be done by the population January 6 nigger, they are always done by trained and armed men, aka the military.
>>541572914Then join ICE, pussyTimestamp your application form
>>541572915you're wrong brojust cope about it
>>541572916why? dropping a nuke is easy, as you say. just nuke the aggro shithole and you won't need any soldiers.
>>541572918I'm not american
>>541572775That's illegal. Soldiers aren't allowed to loot anymore, the government keeps everything
>>541572914ICE isn't doing any of that anymore, they literally got neutered after killing pretty good.
>>541572919>He thinks Jan 6 was a coup
>>541572916>we nookanytime now
>>541572700WOW DUDE HOW MANY CALL OF DUTY GAMES DID IT TAKE YOU TO REALIZE THIS
>>541572922They’re too cowardly to retaliate.
>>541572919Yeah? And young European men are radicalized, what do you think would happen if they were all to be conscripted en masse?
>>541572924Looting during war is just exploiting the conflict for personal gain. It's theft. You are a professional soldier, not some brigand.
>>541572926it transmits whatever the masters have programmed into it.
>>541572911projecting much? The only country that has had an actual coup with any chances of succeeding recently is russia with the wagner thing.
>>541572932>It's theft. You are a professional soldier, not some brigand
>>541572916Putin won't because his master Xi would disapprove.
>>541572882too badukraine women are absolute golddigging whores who are just on phones like rest of womensome get pregnant sure but they are also like white gypsies or white nigger in how they actalways loud, always drunk or high, looking for fightst. studied with them and that was BEFORE they overran every school west of ukraine
>>541572929>I'm high on copiumunderstandable.
>>541572901>>541572919This hohol doth kvetch too much.
>>541572934>wagner>any chances of succeeding
I did a 3 year army contract, it was aight. It's more like high school than a proper job. Easier tasks, even a retard can do it, they spoonfeed you everything, and less backbreaking sweatshop tier bullshit like in civvie fields. Just fuck around till the day's over, everyone else is doing the same.Free place to live and free food. Didn't need to spend a cent on anything besides phone bill. Saved like 50 grand. Blew half of it on bullshit like skydiving and scuba and not doing jack shit this last 2 years, just beating my dick and playan vidyas.Considering doing a contract here in eu where im dual citizen and then french foreign legion cause i like collecting these kewl necklaces, coins and unit patches.There's a rumor people like to spread that you die if you join the military, I don't think that's true. Only 3 of my buddies died and none of them were from enemy's hands. Either drugs or nignog at a gas station.
>>541572930Riots, not coups.>>541572926They were civilians and had no weapon, it's more than preposterous to imply that it was a coup and yet the media did and the goycattle believed them.
>>541572940if the air force didn't side with putin and started bombing their convoy, they would have
>>541572937>goldigging>whoring>loud>drunk>dumbjust say women. all you needed was one word: women.
>>541572941>Only 3 of my buddies died and none of them were from enemy's hands. Either drugs or nignog at a gas station.Based nogs doing the world a favor.
>>541572935And what the fuck are you going to do? Steal watches? Steal jewelry? Steal some puss? You are too much of a bitch to join anyway so what the fuck are you even gonna steal?
>>541572912Lujan is mega hot and if I was being bombarded with clips of hot e-girls in tac pants 24/7 during my 20s I would have probably signed right the fuck up
>>541572912that TV commercial; the one with the knight that fucks up the dragon that turns into the Marine in his dress blues.
>>541572704The only difference is they get paid for it.
>>541572918>>541572920I already said they don't hire unless you pass a drug test and I'm not waiting 6 months just so THC doesn't show up in a fucking hair follicle. Were I a run of the mill useless drunk we wouldn't be having this discussion. >>541572925Yet another reason not to join.They don't actually want illegals out which is why they half ass the job, which is why they give you a phony "17 million" number when there's actually 100 mil.
No, not here. Anywhere else but here
That's crazyHello guys, haven't been here since 2k17
>>541572893All soldiers throughout history did drugs. Modern day militaries are carebears.
>>746361706you care so much about muh immigrants destroying america and can't even stop smoking weed to get paid to do something about it?lmao you are all the same useless bitches
>moved an ad to pollol. lmao even.
>>541572700They're gonna be mad when they find out its on hard-core mode and they can't glitch through terrain
>>541573140>>541573141>memeflaggotsOh no no no hahahahaha why so ashamed of your country?
>>541572701Your local glower was paid to write this
I miss pre-Trump /pol/
>>541572939lmao you're about to get drafted to die for gazprom
>>541573215because it isn't worth fighting for. anybody with triple digit IQ will tell you as much. nothing in 2026, short of being a wealthy fag scared of losing all of your shit, is worth fighting for.
>>541572934Why did he do it?
>>541572700Gamergate 2.0
>>541572700import more brown people, oh wait they won't fight either, get fucked retards.
>>541573141We are the garbage dump of blue boards
>>541573218Man I wish I got paid for posting on 4chan too, sounds like a fun gigHeeey feds, hire me plsMy criminal record is clean, no tats below wrist or above neck, I can follow instructions and pass the piss test :)
>>541572950Sir all of these unknown flags are coming from the local server 127.0.0.1 fix your end faggot.
>>541573330>two weeksAny day now disapora hohol. Go get your throat sliced by a feral nigger.
>>541572700they have been doing this for decades.Bundeswehr cucks always had a booth at the Gamescom.why is this news now?
>>541572700germany is having a hostile revisionist nuclear power near her, being the 6th ranked concern of the nearest nuclear umbrellamass immigration has ruined germany, the american agitation and the green nonsensehave ended industrygermany is neither in need of more military recruits nor more tanksit is in need of judicious leadership, a deterrence and proper energy policyhaving a foreign policy for the first time in almost 100 years might help toothe EU is useless and harmful, schengen is brokenfeminism is leaving the birthrate in the gutter and the population pyramid inverted
>>541572701Where's the part in which you die for Israel?
>>541573348I hate the government, not my country. Of course a memeflaggot conflates the two. Not though have always hated the government, have always loved my country.
>>541572703That's one of the things that amazes me about this whole thing. The elites decided to swamp countries with foreigners, destroyed national identity, demonize the people, and now they're wondering wondering why more people aren't signing up to fight for it.
>>541573485I've got no slav in my anglo-germ-mutt dna, thank FUCK for that. But on the topic of diaspora slavs, diaspora russians are cowards, (especially you). You should be dying for putin right now if you had any love for your homeland.
>>541573608there is nothing to love. not where I live anyway. The arguably good things are not exclusive to this country and never has been. Patriotism is retarded as fuck, waving symbols like flags is really stupid, UNLESS you have some land in your posession, and a family too, a real home. Something, you know, you might actually be interested in defending. I'm not going to defend the ugly cities littered with trash, holes in the roads, public transport not arriving on time, and the city centers packed with non whites.TL;DR: There is nothing left. There is no country anymore.
There is nothing wrong with dying for IsraelIt's the greatest achievement us goys can accomplish in our life
>>746355863I was in the same boat in like ~2007 and accepted an $80k signing bonus to work on nuclear subs for the navy because I got a perfect score on the ASVAB. But the staff sergeant that was prepping my batch of poolees kept showing up to training late and drunk until I called him out on it and we got into a fist fight. I got ejected from the recruitment pool and narrowly avoided fighting for israel. Thanks wherever you are for being a fuck up and an alcoholic SSGT Navarro
>>541572701KEK you should be fired for this retarded attempt to convince anyone of anything. Fuck you faggot, go die for niggers, trannies, and kikes.
>>541572700>>541572701holy fucking lmaoleast obvious army recroooter campaign
>>541573755Feels good knowing cowardly diaspora hohols such as yourself are getting raped and killed by feral niggers on a daily basis.
>>541572701Eat one million dicks
Where did this homosexual recruitment thread come from? And why are they hiding their flags after the fact as well?
>>541574104/v/
>>541572700Saw a news clip a week agoabout Germany's military recruiting with kebab wrappers. Genuinely thought it was a comedy sketch for a second. The video was nothing but middle eastern guys handing out kebabs in camo-print paper.
>>541574104It's a /v/ thread being dumped here, that's why it doesn't have flags
>>541572701WaitDo you need more eglin shitpostersI'll sign on on the condition I don't have to do basic training
what did the US pentagon mean by this?
>>541572701I don't know what board this thread was moved from (assuming/v/) but it's funny so many fell for this obvious bait, 10/10
>>541572701Ok, Ronnie.
>>541574371it is not bait, they posted the link in itsomebody got paid for this
>>541572700How is this news, the army has always been there at every large convention
>>541574059>he didn't deny being a diaspora russianLMAOIt was just a shot in the dark, I didn't actually think you were but clearly I've hit the nail on the head.Your fellow slavs are killing each other by the hundreds of thousands and all you're going to do is shitpost?Where's your pride, man?
>>541572741>>541572741Hero vibes
>>541572716You see ads here? kek.
>>541572743>ifYou WILL get caught. First of all because drone operators are first priority targets so surveillance drones, guided artillery, bombs etc. are all targeting you. And second of all because you still need a wall of meat to separate you from the front line.Ukraine is having severe manpower issues again and the new guy's doctrine is "hold the line with drones", well it turns out if you don't have manned trenches, Russian special operations can sneak right through and ambush dronefags, and there's no mercy, they're cutting their throats open and shooting them in the back. Not to mention that drone pilots are a minority of a minority, this organized campaign to "get (native, of course) Europeans in the army" is to be rifleman meat.
Whats up with all the question mark flags?
>>541572783>Doesnt understand deflation vs inflation Brown brain
>>541572803You underestimate their pathology
>>541574466>it's not bait, if someone posts a linkSurely this is bait as well?
>>541574466The link is what sells the shiposter as a legitimate shill. The real pay are all the (You)s, I don't think anyone reading that post would go to the link and sign up to serve Israel kek. It is magnificent, the dude is basically mining salt with one single post.
>>541574466It's a copypasta, it's an obvious joke
>>541573389>import more brown people, oh wait they won't fight either, get fucked retards.Now let's not be racist. They'll make excellent bayonet practice for vatnik soldiers when the bit war with NATO finally breaks out.Yes I know bayonets are obsolete but so are niggers.
>>541574510You already outed yourself as the diaspora hohol mykola, either die on the frontlines with your fellow slavniggers or in public transit by a feral nigger.
>>541574735Maybe not obvious enough for /v/ermin >>541574764
>>541574764>mykolaSorry, don't understand your slav chimpspeak.But I will remain vigilant against niggers, don't worry.
>>541575047What's the matter diaspora hohol, can't say slavnigger? That's what you are after all. Wish you a painful death by a feral nigger btw that's what cowards like you rightfully deserve.>>541574930Go step on a landmine zigger.
>>541572804"For the voluntary war-hero it is, of course, not necessary to have the death-penalty in the military code, but it is necessary for the cowardly egotists who value their own lives above the existence of the community in the hour of national need. Such weak and characterless people can be deterred from surrendering to their cowardice only by the application of the heaviest penalties. When men have to struggle with death every day and remain for weeks in trenches of mire, often very badly supplied with food, the man who is unsure of himself and begins to waver cannot be made to stick to his post by threats of imprisonment or even penal servitude. Only by a ruthless enforcement of the death-penalty can this be effected, for experience shows that at such a time the weakling considers prison a thousand times preferable to the battlefield. In prison his precious life is not in danger. The abolition of the death-penalty during the War, that is to say, the fact that the military penal code was, to all practical purposes, in abeyance, was a mistake for which we had to pay dearly. An army of deserters poured into the stations at the rear or returned home, especially in 1918, and there began to form that huge criminal organisation with which we were suddenly faced, after November 7th, 1918, and which engineered the Revolution. The front had nothing to do with all this."Adolf Hitler, Mein Kampf, 1925/26, Stalag Edition
>>541575786"Für den kriegsfreiwilligen Helden brauchte man selbstverständlich keinen Kriegsartikel, wohl aber für den feigen Egoisten, der in der Stunde der Not seines Volkes sein Leben höher schätzt als das der Gesamtheit. Solch ein charakterloser Schwächling aber kann nur durch Anwendung der härtesten Strafe abgehalten werden, seiner Feigheit nachzugeben. Wenn Männer dauernd mit dem Tode ringen und durch Wochen ruhelos in schlammgefüllten Trichtern, bei manches Mal schlechtester Verpflegung, auszuharren haben, kann der unsicher werdende Kantonist nicht durch Drohung mit Gefängnis oder selbst Zuchthaus bei der Stange gehalten werden, sondern allein durch rücksichtslose Anwendung der Todesstrafe. Denn er sieht erfahrungsgemäß in solcher Zeit das Gefängnis als einen immer noch tausendmal angenehmeren Ort an als das Schlachtfeld, sintemalen im Gefängnis doch wenigstens sein unschätzbares Leben nicht bedroht wird. Daß man im Kriege aber praktisch die Todesstrafe ausschaltete, die Kriegsartikel also in Wirklichkeit außer Kurs setzte, hat sich entsetzlich gerächt. Eine Armee von Deserteuren ergoß sich, besonders im Jahre 1918, in Etappe und Heimat und half mit, jene große, verbrecherische Organisation zu bilden, die wir dann als die Macherin der Revolution nach dem 7. November 1918 plötzlich vor uns sahen. Die Front selbst hatte damit eigentlich nichts zu tun."Adolf Hitler, Mein Kampf, 1925/26
>>541572841im dead inside, women mean nothing to me—
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>>541576061yes he is btw
>>541572845bs the west is so self-obsessed with main-character syndrome & no social, racial or cultural coheision, they cant pull this shit here—ukis & russians stikk believe they are fighting for something meaningful, the west has no ideals anymore—hence why they always need some propaganda happening like 9/11, they cant force you but they can make you so angry with tv images that you feel compelled to join anyway, soft-power tactics, the goy must believe he is acting for his own benefit—covid wasnt any different, they didnt force you to take it but through fear-mongering many just budged—
>>541572937atop a pile of slav corpses, the dungeater dances his dance of death—
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>>541572865>dating life shatteredpoor womyn—
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>>541575670I'm not allowed to say the n-word.
