Careful of the guac, patriots.
nobody loves winning more than a migger
>>541573287Boomers have been trying to warn about this, that avocado toast is dangerous
WHO IS SHITTING IN ALL THE FOOD?
>>541573287Buy Florida avocados instead, and make your own delicious guacamole, yourself.American grown Florida avocados are larger, cost the same, and are just as delicious, as foreign grown avocados. >picrel
>>541575745every single worker that comes in contact with it
>>541575745Americas enemies and subversives. Its called malicious compliance.It will peter out as soon as it stops being profitable for them to continue to do.
>>541573287and Jeb's 2028 run is over before it started.
>>541573287Doesn't affect me because I make my own fresh guac in my Guac-a-bowle™
>>541575783almost as shit as trash tier florida oranges and juice.
>>541573287guacamole or avocados?
>>541575919
premade guac is pretty aids so you basically deserve getting sick and dying because of your laziness
>>541573287where are the avocados from?
>>541575991(((pre-made gu-ACK)))
>>541576151i've never had a good brand of that. only way to have it is to make it at home
the line between unitedstatian food and literal excrements is getting more blurred every minute
>>541576127ThisIt requires no effort to dice tomatoes, onion, garlic, and add them to mashed avocados with salt and lime juice
>>541575974You don't know what your're even talking about. You probably never even tasted a Florida avocado. I have. They are delicious. They taste no different from the foreign ones shilled in the stores, that you're used to. They are giant sized, too. And there is no difference in cost.Commercual orange juice tastes like ass because of the way its processed.Commercial oj is squoze out from unripe fruit, and mixed up in a vat, with a slurry of chemicals and artificial flavor packs. That is why it tastes like acid shit. Its not ripe.
>>541573287No sane person eats industrial guacamole anyhow. You make your own. The stuff gets stale literally within the hour. Also, why is this RFK Jr..'s fault?
I know this is probably been said but it needs to be said again and in capitals.WILL YOU FUCKING SHUT DOWN TAYLOR FARMS ALREADY!!??
>>541576253I mash up the avocado and add spicy salsa. More flavour and less work than dicing a bunch of separate ingredients. Throw that on some homemade white people tacos, burritos, or Tostitos with melted cheese and it's heaven.
>>541575745Blame Musk and the army of twinks he sent to cut all the government regulatory bodies
>>541573287>buying premade quacamole
>>541573287MAGA is a psyop to propagandize us to never ever think about doing anything like this again. Just vote the establishment goy, you're safer that way, look at what this "nationalist" did to you goy, don't want that now do you?
>>541576342can I find the big 'cados for sale in Ohio?
>>541575868Those faggots are getting people sick and telling you it’s trumps fault for taking away there faggot petty cash skim known as usaid they claim he cut inspection jobs. Yet factories food plants and farms are supposed to have on site inspections in place blaming trump is dumb. And bs. Literally poisoned wells out of spite. Avocados covered in raw sewage sent to market. Mexicans need gassed
>>541573287I use mayonnaise, apple sauce and green food colouring (FD&C Green No. 3). I call it mock-amole.
>>541573287It’s obvious that there is a campaign to contaminate the US’ food supply at this point. This is why importing food is so fucking stupid btw..
>>541575783Any avocado not from Mexico is flavorless shit
>>541575783Florida avacados suck ass just like the whole state
Remember when we had plane crash derangement at the start of Trump 2 and it turned out we were on track for a completely average count of plane crashes that year?
>>541573287Who the fuck is buying premade guac? Its like premade hummus. Dogshit. And it's piss easy to make yourself.
>>541578493>there is a campaign to contaminate the US’ food supply at this point.Damn, would be a good time to have a fully funded FDA
>>541577286 this is the game.See >>541575868.Its malicious compliance combined with the hiccups that come when anysystem is overhauled.It will pass.
How many FDA recalls 2025? How many FDA recalls 2023?
>>541577459that strategy doesn't work when voting blue will be the same shit regardless
>>541578493ok when are you going to start working at a farm?
>>541573287should have clapped
>>541575783It is not about the avocado, it is about a jalapeño used in the guacamole that gives you the shits, so is life in Sinaloa.
>>541578028Shut the fuck up migger. Your time in the sun is over.
>>541579073More recalls feels to me like a sign of the system working.The FDA doesn't camp out in food processing plants looking over workers' shoulders. They just test samples after the plants test their own samples, and then collect reports of food poisoning and do tracing. It's the food companies that are fucking up and letting contaminated food hit the shelves.I know RFK Jr has been a massive failure of an administrator but he's not literally putting poison in the food or cutting programs that encourage poisoning the food.
>>541579334I wonder if that turns the frogs gay...
>>541573287recall this avocado*brraaaapppp*
>>541579091>will be the same shit regardlesswhy wasn't it?
>>541573287>food becoming more expensive>what's available is all poisoned kek
>>541578575Sure thing, fieldshitter. LolAll I can do is tell everyone reading this right now to try Florida avocados for yourselves. You will see and taste that America grown, Florida avocados taste the same, cost the same, and are twice the size as the foreign avocados that you're used to.You'll notice the America haters itt trying to convince you otherwise. Because they don't want you knowing that there is usually an American alternative to the literal foreign shit they would prefer you to keep eating and paying to import.When you could just get as good or better than, from your own country.America.And that goes for more than just the avocados.
>>541579404>e
>>541578493>It’s obvious that there is a campaign to contaminate the US' food supplySo then why did the "greatest president ever" brag about defunding the entity meant to prevent that from happening?
>>541573287niggas too lazy to mash an avocado. stor bought guac fucking sucks shit anyway u need to load that shit up w/ onion and serranos yourself or it tastes like nothing
>>541573287imagine buying already-made guamacole
>>541579334you have literal schizo as health secretary and you can observe consequences of having a schizo in that position but you still find ways to defend him.
>>541573287Is this about delegates?
>>541578648Orange man bad amirite?!?
>>541579470>don't worry about the taste just look it's bigger!
NO NOT THE HECKIN GUAC
>>541573287>every day a new food product gets recalled for being deadly and poisonouslol, nice government you're running there, guys...
>>541579701They taste the same.
>>541573287that gremlin looks like he ate a full bowl
>>541579848no they don't LMAOif not why isn't Florida the main guac producer in the world
>please crap
>>541575783Those things are watery.
you voted for this
>>541576138Uranus
>>541573287Recalls from beaners shitting in the fields happen all the time. It wasn't news when Biden was president, only now because Trump is and RFK advocated for healthier food. The libtards of 10 or 20 years ago respected RFK for his vaccine hesitancy and environmentalism. Now they'll compromise most any belief to own the orange cheeto hitler. It's just all so fake and gay. Fuck the juice.
>>541575991Guac unless they are taking avocadoes and rubbing them in their assholes before boxing them? Would they do that to us patriots? Going to need to wear latex gloves when picking fruit at the store.
>>541573287We need a vaxx now for this goys... Roll it out.. we will have total salmon ella protection
>>541577649My grocery store sells them here in WI. I think i've even seen them at walmart at times.
>>541573287why are faggots pretending like there's never been food recalls before now?
>>541579552Can you explain to me the policy changes he made and how those changes lead to contaminated guac getting on shelves? How if he hadn't changed policies, the guac would have gotten caught before it hit shelves?You can't. I'm not even defending RFK Jr, I just don't think he's responsible. I'm massively disappointed in him, because he seems to have given up on getting carcinogens and other toxic chemicals banned from the food supply. Even changing the food pyramid was a failure and that should have been a no-brainer. The FDA is massively fucked up and deserves a purge and he simply hasn't done it and shows no signs of even trying.
how the fuck do you even get contaminated avocados you guys know the thick skin of the avocado makes the inside sterile right
>>541573287fantastic picture of choice for the guy>truss se plan>retards in full control
This admin is the biggest shitshow in our history. The US has never been this weak.
>>541578493No there’s not you dumb nigger. Miggers will believe literally anything to avoid admitting that their orange nigger is doing a shit job.
>>541579989They taste the same as the shit soaked Mexican ones. Except without the added Mexican shit flavor notes.
>>541579552How is RFK responsible for a guacamole recall, you absolute dumbass?
>>541579971Things like who is the largest exporter of this or that, have little to do with quality of the product, and everything to do, with politics, and who has contract deals, with whom.
>>541579007This seems like it would continue to get worse without any kind of consequences or reforms to the food inspection system.
>>541580212Orange. That's why.lol.
>>541580168nice, I'll keep an eye peeled
>>541575919Yeb bros..
>>541581331It won't. There are always chinks in the armour, when ever there are fundamental changes made to a big system that has been in place since forever.Until it begins to be too unprofitable. When it becomes more unprofitable to be a shitheel throwing temper tantrums in a bid to change things back to the way they prefer it, then it will steady.It always comes down to profit, in the end.
>>541573287Jeb! Would have protected the guac.
>>541573287RFK lives on a diet of roadkill and bourbon
>>541582842Organic, free range road kill, no doubt.
>>541573287Guacamole made in america*I agree
>>541573287Eat beef>dieEat berries>dieEat salad>dieEat bean sprouts>dieEat guac>dieEat eggs>dieGo outside>die of cancer from weedkillerAll of a sudden eating roadkill and sniffing coke off toilet seats in a crack den sounds like the healthy option. #MAHA
>>541577286The regulatory body is doing its job here. The issue is the food shitters.
>>541579470I'd happily try it but I haven't seen them.
>>541573287Out of curiosity, have any of you faggots who supported DOGE had a change of heart? Has this administration done anything to put a dent in your worship of billionaires?
>>541584689No, the shilling isn't working and just making the site unbearable for everyone.
>>541581649THIS IS PROTECTING THE GUAC.Holy shit are you people fucking retarded? The government doesn't tard wrangle browns to not poison things, it inspects things and levels fines or shuts down operations when they find violations.
Doesn't a soak in a strong baking soda solution kill most parasite eggs and microbes? I remember hearing something like that.
>>541573287Its actually safe to eat Mexican food as long its not made by them, tho
>>541579091>voting blue will be the same shit regardlessYou retards deserve poison food. A shame it's affecting innocent people instead of just republic voters.
>>541584689DOGE was created to seek out, expose, and destroy waste, fraud and abuse. Slush funds, payola, the skimming off the top of legitimate services, and the like.What is it about misdirected and stolen taxpayer funds, do you take issue with, exactly?
>>541579701I bet you and your cousin Moshe have all the goyim convinced that natural diamonds are better than lab-created ones
>>541585867DOGE wasn't created to do that, didn't do that and was in any case incapable of doing that.Enjoy dying of Parkinson's because transgenic mice are "woke".
>>541587607DOGE was instituted to find and destroy fraud, waste, and abuse, in government programs.Your lying about its intent, does not change its intent.Shortly thereafter, USAID, a slush fund and worse, which harmed American interests domestically, and world wide, was cancelled.Illhan Omar and Tim Walz's Somali Muslim fraud program in Minnesota was exposed.The Somali Muslim Medicaid fraud program in Ohio was exposed.And those are just the fraud programs that were too big to be ignored by the complicit media establishment.That is was DOGE was created to do.
>>541578493look at the goy constantly performing mental gymnastics kek>hmm is our food supply failing due to deregulation and lax standards by FDA since orange nigger took over>no it must be a secret campaign to make daddy look bad
>>541578493Sure would have been good to not burn down all of our food processing plants then.
>>541588945There is an upside. Donald Trump has just announced that he is changing the rules so that American farmers and ranchers can start processing their own food.Whereas before, they were forced by law to choose from a small handful of large scale foreign owned food processors, in order to be able to sell their products.This is a win for the farmers and ranchers, and the American people.It will bring prices down, significantly.
>>541579283I never got to see the sun because the nigger flesh of mexicans always blotted it out. They're gonna have to pay my welfare soon
>mfw the best way to run society is government controlling everythingI am genuinely disappointed with this outcome. This will galvanize states to control their citizens even more.
>>541579334It's a sign that regulation has been completely castrated and the only people left are working for food and chemical corporations. RFK was supposed to go in and clean house as the silver lining to israels greatest slave admin but he's been castrated.>it's ok if thousands and millions of people get sick because my buddy who owns the grower would take a financial hit!kill corrupt regulators or die from preventable contamination of the food supply. Thank trump when you get cancer from an industry that literally dries wheat with herbicide, sprays plastic on crops, spreads contaminated human shit on everything, and invites the third world to label wash their tainted supply lines into our foods with absolutely no oversight whatsoever. There is no fucking regulation or punishment for anything anymore because all of you are too fucking comfortable.
>>541573287Anyone have a running list of things we can't eat anymore?
>>541573287https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmVzeriU5m0Whatis the other song that is similar to this.Within our darknest lights.
>>541573287JUST IN: Truck carrying 40,000 pounds of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer has been stolen in California, in what's believed to be the largest “beer heist” ever.
>>541573287Thanks Obama.
>>541573287Skill issue. I have two hugr guac trees in my backyard. I nver have yo pay for guac or worry about salmonella when they are in season.
>>541573287This never would have happened if Jeb Bush had won.
2026 is one of the highest recall years ever, with over 1 billion units recalled, making it the 3rd or 4th highest year in the past 15 years. We still have 4 months to go. Why does trump hate americans using project 2025
>>541575783>Buy Florida avocados insteadFuck off>>541578575>Any avocado not from Mexico is flavorless shitThis.Florida avacados suck ass just like the whole stateThis, except for the Keys which are mostly free of Mutt retards.>>541579214>it is about a jalapeño used in the guacamoleAn easy fix is to used pickled jalapenos
>>541588537DOGE said it would eliminate trillions in fraud.It "saved" a few dozen million dollars before causing billions of damage that it will decade years if not decades to repair. >Somali Muslim fraud program in Minnesota, Somali Muslim Medicaid fraud program in Ohio was exposed.Wildly overblown and doge was already disbanded.These became internet stories like haitain gangs eating pet cats- a bread and circus of retardation misinformation to distract from the real damage being done to America, like us now having food that will kill us because DOGE said food safety was a liberal conspiracy.
The cyclospora outbreak has spread to 3 more states, with the total number of people infected with the parasite growing to 11,458.
>>541575745All the beaners Trump won’t deport
>>541590432I made a mess in that post, but it should be mostly legible.
>>541590170Fucking retard. GOVERNMENT DOESN'T RUN THE CORPORATIONS. It issues recalls. The regulations are on the books and the government is catching companies violating them.
>>541588537>Shortly thereafter, USAID, a slush fund and worse, which harmed American interests domestically, and world wide, was cancelled.You're a fool, and this was pure theatrics.USAID was subject to FOIA.USAID was absorbed by State Department which can assert National Security exemptions.>we gottem!No, they go YOUidiot.
>>541590432Oh look another fucking dipshit. The FDA catching these issues IS FOOD SAFETY. What the fuck is more money going to do to prevent beaners from shitting in things? The regulations are there, they're being enforced. What you need is mass deportations of as many non-whites as is logistically attainable. Feeding less of these blobs that actively ruin the nation means you can staff the existing facilities with less shitty people.
>>541590100https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-us6lWADDWQ
>>541573287The FDA is a glow organization. They allow cyanide in table salt
>>541577442ThisI’m halfway down the thread and because OP is a huge faggot there’s no link or explanation as to who packaged and distributed this pre-made guacamole, nor who is affected
>>541575553We can say nigger here reddit anon.
>>541573287why is everyone shitting in our food all of a sudden
>>541590405Florida grown avocados are objectively the same in every metrics, except for that they are larger than the foreign ones usually sold in the stores.Idk why these facts are causing so much assblast itt rn.
>>541590432Why does ending welfare fraud make you seethe so hard?>I bet we can all guess the reason...
>>541590659https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKMFZhb8-IM
I made some salsa with jalapenos and got the shits.
>>541575783>Florida>American grownFlorida is literally the Spanish empire retard
>>541579117When the billionaire farm corpo with federal subsidies wants to pay livable wages instead of illegal spic wages.
>>541591147Welfare fraud like your social security? Better seize that. Better cut off all voting forever lest somebody does a fraudy waudy. What the president of the United states trafficks rapes murders and eats children? Based as fuck.-you
>>541591080>Florida grown avocados are objectively the same in every metricsNo they are NOT.The NATIVE climates of Avocados are Mid and High elevation highlands - 1,000 to 2,000 meters above sea level within Mexico and Central America.The West Indian hybrid grown in Florida is garbage leathery-skinned fruit with a lower oil content.
>>541590405Don’t be sad, Miguel. You can come here and pick our avocados once you lose your job picking inferior mud people avocados. Your clinging to an inferior product is the same as New Yorkers saying all pizza tastes like shit unless it’s made in NYC, it’s the same pathetic cope that anyone who lives in a place that is otherwise a total irredeemable shithole uses. You have the same energy as the native guy who ran up to an armored and mounted Spaniard twice his size and asked if he wanted to fight.
>>541591742Nah Americans love eating jeet poop and you'll never convince us otherwise. We're just better than the rest of you.
>>541581616What are people going to do, not buy food? You are doing hard migger cope.
>>541591758>our avocados You're unemployed and gay
>>541573287>People don't make their own guacDeserved.
>>541573287Eat liver goy
>>541573287I can understand why the lettuce at taco bell would be a problem. they load up everything they make where its 90% fucking lettuce l
>>541591758Eat some John Hamm dick on a bun!fagrofl
