>Movies you're not allowed to like if you hate Jews
>>541575571The book was better because the ridiculous jew boomer park owner gets eaten by dinosaur chickens
>>541575571What if I just like dinosaurs?
The raining trex scene is still the best mix of cgi and practical effects to have ever existed.
I never liked it anyways...I hate all of them.
>>541575571Sorry, still a fan. Jaws, too. Fantastic films.
>>541575571dinosaurs are fake and gay. fuck space too.
>>541575571>Kike lawyer mauled by ubermensch theropodThis is 4chan approved
>>541575571dino's are based they ate the blood sucking LawyerIf that faggot ain't a filthy kike I don't know no more
>>541576168Shit you said it too The last Jerasic movie was globohomo nigger loving garbage the fuck didn't the raptors eat him and wait till they got attacked by the flying fucker But the first trhee where classic's and comfy
>>541576351Yup. Kikes fear lizards bigger than them
>>541575823Reframing the T-rex using a wipe-cut out of the rollcage of the jeep to transition from animatronic to CGI is one of the most inspired pieces of photography in the history of movies
See pol love their goy watch parties, the nazi shit is just being edgy
>>541575571Kate upton's sex tapes aren't allowed as 4channer She only fucks black dudes
>>541576533Nothing scarier to the kike than nature, which they can't bargain with or lie to
>>541576219The movie did the lawyer dirtyHe was a gigachad in the book
>>541575571Showing Jurassic Park 1 is weird, it was the second one that was omegajewish with the black daughter and being activists plus that poor guy getting killed in the city
>>541576625The book is worse in almost every way. Outside of the ranger bazooka'ing and disintegrating raptors with a 10 gauge
>>541576701Nah the book mogs.You want an example of Spielberg flick being better than the book, look at Jaws. That book is shit.
Jurassic Park 3 brough tit back to wholesome white family values, even if it's apparently quite hated
>>541576421true at least dino's don't steal your money land politics and tell You too get in their mouth because your flesh was promised 4 milloin years ago
>>541576839Rotrex is gay and hyper intelligent iron tearing through raptors is dumb. Outside of the narrative that technocrats are all a bunch of dysgenics that should be eaten by their own creation
>>541575571>if you hate JewsI don't hate them. I envy them. I wish to have that kind of power.
>>541576866white families hate yep but that is the kike being pissed over good family if home alone came out today people would call kevin a terrorist And the sticky bandits a bunch off impored homo pedo transformers who where attacked by kevin in kevin's house because the white kid he did it
The scene with that women sticking her hand and digging around in the giga dino turd was jewish erotica 101.kikes, just like pajeets, are obsessed with manure.
>>541576914I be wanting to punch you honkies in the stomach
>>541576866>wholesome white family values>movie starts with divorced parents searching for kid who goes on trip with brown stepfather>movie ends with cuck father taking back whore wifeyou never saw JP3, did you?
>>541575641And the Great White Hunter survives, which obviously Spielberg couldn't allow (kino death scene though I do admit)
>>541577112Restart your bot
>>541577164i would toss you in a velociraptor den without second thought
>>541577190Calling Hank Azaria brown is a stretch
>>541576866The Lost World Is generally more hated. I kinda liked it desu, aside from the San Diego part
>>541577123I never thought of that
>>541577164I be wanting to eat yo chicken while yo crack ass sister suck me willy on that cracka ass third world poorch while yo nigga ass dad ask me fo a dolla Got to chill out little nigga i got that vanila flavo flave And I ain't scared to use it you eddie murphy down syndrome looking motha facka I Got da kool-aid Grape flave
>>541577305>hank azaria>jurassic park 3what kind of chimp drugs are you smoking today, yurocuck?
>>541577431You don't even know yourself you retard, I wasn't far off
>>541575877Yep, the whole message is peak midwit slop>Ooga booga scary technology is bad!>Better not research advanced genetics or the nasty dinos might EAT you!! ! !!Fuck that, anyone who doesn't want de-extinction to learn more about biology is a coward and a sheep. Biotech and genetic engineering is the only way forward.
>>541577749Eh, the old fart's desire to live voraciously through his grandchildren by building them the wonderland park he never had and subsequently murdering everyone is poignant to maybe somebody that's 100 IQ. The real chad is the chaos theorist, which is also just the writer's self insert, telling everyone the entire time "bitch, you're going to die". The problem with this is, the "chaos" described is weak enough that it reads like the author himself reaching into the narrative and strangling people.
>>541577949*vicariouslybut voraciously works as well
>>541577228And Ian Malcolm, who is not supposed to be a jew, dies. Yet in the film the jew actor gets to live because the tribe has got to stick together and there might be sequels to milk.
>>541578105doesn't he die in the books too, but the jews made the author write a sequel to make more movies so he's magically alive in the second movie/book
>>541577610yuropoor education hard at work, everyone.
>>541575726You like fictitious creatures that never existed? Grow up. Dinosaurs aren’t real. Never have been. Never will be.
>>541578177Yes. I can't remember what asspull he came up with to explain how he survived.
>>541577949Honestly some of Creighton's other works are fine. Not amazing classics or anything but mildly entertaining and with some vaguely cool ideas. "Congo" is even kind of based retrospectively.In JP though he just retreats into the most generic messaging imaginable. Maybe it's because I read too much scifi but I found the theming of that one completely banal.It's a classic example of an author forcing the lot to fit the narrative rather than letting the narrative be shaped by the plot
>>541578255>oh, look at these totally real “dinosaur” “””fossils”””
>>541578272>Nuh uh -Ian Malcolm Apparently the spooks whisked him off and saved his life
>>541578255Hitler believed in evolution and used it as a basis for his ideology. You also have no right to claim that dinosaurs never existed if you are Christian.
