Guys, xylitol was just associated with an increased risk of heart attack and stroke.If you think you might ever need to deal with a problem shitbull, you'd better buy your pre-ban xylitol NOW before they take it away.Threadly reminder that you can feed shitbulls 0.5g per kg of body weight of xylitol and most will drop dead in a few days. Median weight 30kg shitbull, 15g of xylitol. "XL Bully" 90kg "shitbull mix", 45g of xylitol.Xylitol is a sugar substitute that is safe for humans and cats but lethal to dogs. It is widely available in granular form in health-food stores. Just mix it into a doggie treat like sausage or cheese balls.Xylitol has two separate modes of lethality in dogs: first, the chance of putting the dog into a hypoglycemic coma (within hours), second, liver failure (within days). The above doses are the LD50 (meaning half will die from it) to cause liver failure; the hypoglycemic coma dosage is only 20% of the above. There is no antidote, but it can be treated if caught early, and only about half of dogs will die from a LD50 dose. The two different modes make it very likely to kill a dog with this dose.Avoid making it obvious that you're the prime suspect by complaining constantly ahead of time.Good way to rid your neighborhood of dangerous dogs. Common counter-suggestions and why they aren't as good:>just shoot it!* police investigate gunshot wounds/deaths* dangerous to bystanders in suburban or urban neighborhoods* unless the dog is actually attacking you or someone else, this will get you criminally charged if caught>antifreeze!* takes literally 3X the dosage to reach LD50* now has bitterants added to stop children and animals from drinking it* weird options like boiling hotdogs in it makes your intent obvious>rat poison or other poisons!* can be fatal to children or other animals you don't want to harm* much more recognizable and hence treatable by a vet
>>541575723Crap, I thought I was on /b/. Why aren't we able to delete new threads now? That used to work.
