>a frog hopped into the bank>he hops up to the teller and she has a name tag on that says Mrs. Whack>the teller asks him how can I help you>he says he needs a loan for a new Lilly pad>the teller asks him what's your name>he says Kermit>she asks if he's Kermit the frog?>he says no, it's Kermit Jagger, my father is Mick Jagger>She's says nice to meet you, my name is Patty>she asks him if he has any collateral for the loan>he hands her a little shiny pink plastic elephant >confused, the teller takes the elephant to the bank manager >asks him what's this?>the manager says>that's a nick nack Patty Whack, give the frog a loan. His father was a Rolling Stone
>>541578722BECAUSE THE LIGHT WAS ON!
>>541578722>and then the frog sorta melted
>>541578722i bet you don't own a dog house
>>541578722kek
>>541578722>That’s a nig nog pollywog! Don’t give that spook a loan! His father defaulted, name’s Tyrone. I based that shit up for you, OP. No charge.
>hey, bro! let's kill this honky bitch!
>>541578722Wholesome
>>541578722>his old mans a rolling stoneYou butchered the punch line
>>541578722Finally a good thread
>>541582740Shhh
>>541579026I miss Norm.
