What's the happiest couple and why?
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>>5415921153 is the happiest. Man carries the bags, and woman holds the umbrella for both of them. Tradition. 1 is modern, where they each hold a bag and the umbrella together. Modern is unhappy. 2 is an abomination, where the man sacrifices himself to hold an umbrella for his woman, and she is carrying her own bag. He is a doormat. 4 seems happy, but the woman is also holding her own umbrella on the side. She has options. She can leave.
>>5415921154. Looks WMAF
>>541592115neither. no man is happy in a marriage. that's only in hollywood films and tv series
>>541592115none of them, all pretentious bs.the truly happy are barefoot on their lawn, steaming hot from the sauna enjoying the rain laughing togetherdeal with it
>>541592115every man in the image have a woman at his side.every single one of them is unhappy.all of them (women) are useless and they don't need them.those whores should had their dinner ready and their mouth on their balls as soon they reach home after work - that would be the minimum.but i bet they would complain about something retarded.
>>541592251I'm that relationship he focus solely on working hard to advance in his career while his wife morally support him, but she's holding the umbrella meaning she's emotionally and physically neglected by her man, he is carrying a work briefcase but he is nit touching his wife, he is married to his job and neglects his human wife.
>>541592115>4 has 2 umbrellas and only use oneretarded couple>3 women are never tall enough to hold an umbrella above the man unless you're a manlet or dating a nwba player>1 womans getting a bit wet because the man is retarded and doesn't notice the direction of the rain which means hes retarded2 is the winner.
>>541592115With that picture alone, it's hard to establish a blowjob-frequency/nagging ratio.
>>541592251Nah you need the man to hold the umbrella otherwise her arm hurts and his head is bumping against the umbrella constantly (unless he's short)1 is probably happiest because he's holding the umbrella and their bags are the biggest of any couple so they've clearly just gone and indulged in muh materialism and will soon enjoy the fruits
>>541592115Yellow is the happiest color.
>>541592509Men are better suited to work. They are each focusing on their own strengths. They both bring something unique to the table.
>>541592115No man is ever happy if he is cursed with the company of a woman.
>>541592787based
>>5415921153, man carries the heavy stuff and the woman understands she has to reciprocate with some effort
>>5415924743 and 4 is being kept equally dry. One by his wife. the other one just wants to walk next to her.
>>541592337>it could never happen to me therefore it's not real
>>541592294Lmao yea probably 4 because of this
>>541592876happens that 4 is a retarded that had an umbrella on her hand and instead of open it and let both more comfortable she chooses to leach the man for the pure sake of evil.3 have a red hair. and i bet she have tattoos.same goes for all other whores. all leftists with a crazy hair color.it's obviously a IQ test.marriage is a fallacy and society is doomed.
>>5415921152 is the only one holding the umbrella correctly, considering the angle of the rain, although the bag is not on the correct side
>>54159211532 and 4 are poor (one bag)1 is dink egalitarian bullshit3 is high value guy + stay at home mom
>>5415921152 is simp, 3 is pimp, 4 is whore, 1 is the only one that don't give a fuck if their bags' wet and holding umbrella together... but none of them are happy. They all have to work, even out in the fucking cold rain with umbrellas that are too damn small.
>>541592636In couple 2 she works, the way he holds the umbrella means he is servile towards her, she is the boss of the relationship, you are probably a leftist or a woman
if you all pay attention, all mans have a normal hair color and only 4 is where the woman have a normal hair color and still she holds an umbrella to make it clear that she is retarded.
>>541592115umbrellas are for women, just get wet you giant pussy. Carry 1 bag at most so 1 hand is free in case you need it for combat or whatever else
>>541592777he is absolutely neglecting his wife, that could end up in divorce once she has enough of it
>>5415921155I hold the umbrella while she carries the bags in the rain behind me.
>>5415921154 - she is choosing not to use her umbrella in favor of being closer to him
>>541593251Or is he just doing what is best for the both of them? Choosing to work harder in order to take care of your family does not mean that you are neglecting them. You are giving them more freedom. And weekends and vacations exist. He can spend what little free time he has with her, which makes it all the more valuable because he works so hard for her, and then chooses to be with her after all of his effort.
I've made my choice
This one
>>5415921154, the woman has her own an umbrella, yet chooses to hold the hand of the man with his own. 2 is where our society is currently. The man is doing everything in his power to please the woman, even going as far as to tilt the umbrella and get himself wet in the rain, yet the woman holds her hand at her side, she loathes him.I watched my own relationship turn from 4 to 2, I know the signs.
>>541593673BASED! KEYED!
>>541593673>not carrying her while she holds the umbrella (terribly)
>>541592115Number 4 surely. Two umbrellas imply that they arrived separately, i.e., they're likely on a date right now, but they're also already very close as they're holding hands. Those early days are some of the happiest times of a relationship.
>>541592115Hmm, this is a kinda shit drawing. I will assume all the bags are work bags, despite them being drawn similar to paper brown grocery bags and inconsistently at that. This means the depiction is showing the following:1. Man and woman work, both are romantically intertwined, man holds umbrella. 2. Man holds umbrella, woman works, no romance involved. Man is a simp because umbrella tilted to support woman at his expense of being wet. 3. Man does two jobs? Woman holds umbrella. This is where this cartoon is very confusing, as bag design is not unique enough to separate work/shopping correctly if that was intent. Shopping really should be represented by plastic bags. And practically no one shops with just ONE bag as the result. So what the fuck is group 3 even representing politically? 4. Man does the work, carries the umbrella, woman holds extra umbrella and is romantic with the man. That implies she came to see the working man during the rain from home, hence the umbrella. So objectively speaking, 2 and 3 are automatically ruled out as no romantic feelings are communicated as being present. So in a theoretical relationship, both will be VERY unhappy due to lack of romance. If we assume 1 represents an equal society and 4 represents traditional society, the man and woman are WAY happier in 4 than in 1. Both are equally miserable in 1. 2 is the highest misery state, and 3 is whatever the fuck it is with the double work standard, but it's not good. So 4 is maximum happy level of the group. Also 4 is roughly equivalent to a single man with an umbrella & work bag from a happiness perspective.
>>541594085Best i could do desu
>>541592115It would be 4 because the woman has an umbrella bit isnt using it as she enjoys being next to her husband or something like that. Everyone else has a different amount of bags that would indicate buying stuff or whatever.
>>541594784changed my mind and this cost me $28 whole leafbux
>>541594784Blessed and true love pilled
>>541595096I hope the anon in kz enjoyed this
>>541592115obviously 1 because the others are about to get turned into ash by the space laser ikyky
>>541592294AF ? with headscarf ?
>>541594517>And practically no one shops with just ONE bag as the result.Perhaps not in Muttland, but that's absolutely the norm in most of urban Europe (a single strong shoulder bag, not a flimsy plastic bag though).
>>541592115one is the happiest because he is the tallest4 is the unhappiest because she is too stupid to use a second umbrella, she forgot her bag too
>>541592636> retarded coupleExactly, and retards are usually happy, so the answer is obviously 4
>>541593673>both hands visible He’s holding the umbrella with his dick…
>>5415921154,2,1,3 in that order, or it could be 4,1,2,3
>>5415921154
>>5415921154 because the woman has the option of walking with her own umbrella but likes to walk with her husband. Also she's the only one with a natural hair color.
>>541592636>>4 has 2 umbrellas and only use one>retarded couplethey have 2 umbrellas and theyd rather get very close to each other under 1 umbrella even when they dont need to.4 is the winner.
they all look the same
1 and 4 have the man and woman have their arms interlockedthat means they are by default closer than 2 and 3 no matter the other factors1 the man is slightly leaning to the right while 4 looks strait ahead1 is a shared space with physical contact, in 4 she leans towards him and chooses to defer to him by not using her own umbrella which she broughtwhile in 1 she carriers part of the burdenthe woman in 1 got the better ass over 4 so I say that 1 is more happy
>>541592115gingers are the best
>>541598572you are color blind probably and my 6st sense says you do something language related as profession
>>5415921154 because she's the only one without died hair.
>>541593061>pure evilIt's called "flirting," retard.
>>541592115>>541592251A strong case can be made for 2. Those bags they are carrying do not look heavy, almost like a purse, and it's usually the woman's affair to take care of shopping, while the man is guarding her from the elements with the umbrella.2 proteche attacbut most of allhis wife got back
>>541592294WMAF is the only way forward. I was thinking that exact same as well.
