How do we take over female spaces? Im going to a yoga class tomorrow.
>>541603045Women love attention, this is either a jealous fatty or the men are jeets
>>541603045For me? It’s soul cycle. See ya there, ladies. Whoops forgot my deodorant again. You stink up my vidyer, now I’m stinking you up in real life. At your class.
>>541603045make sure to fart really loudly to assert dominance, bonus if its extra smelly
>>541603045>Im going to a yoga class tomorrowEat beans tonight for healthy braps
>>541603045Why do women prefer dating apps to experiencing life irl?
>>541603343Make sure to wear the same polyester shirt every time and never wash it. You’ll smell like an old hockey bag.
>>541603045>yoga classpontificate the pungence
>>541603045>Complains about men invading women's spaces>"OMG axe wounds TOTALLY belong in women's sports!"
>>541603363>Why do women prefer dating apps to experiencing life irl?You can't use a beauty filter in real life.
>>541603045Wear a wig.
>>541603045Yoga spaces are full of females and faggots. You'll have lots of fit gay men hitting on you.
>>541603045>Where are all the men?>Ugh why are there men here?What do they want I don't understand
>>541604131They want to complain, obviously
>>541603045Start farting.
>>541603487Makes sense. They’d rather only interact with 7/10 males than be forced to have 1 minute conversation with a mid guy
>>541603045Sorry sweaty, the yoga industry needs to embrace a more diverse demographic
>>541604131>Where are all the men I LIKE?>Ugh why are there men I DON'T LIKE here?
>>541604131>What do they want I don't understandLmao you're still listening to what people say rather than what they do?Worse yet, WOMEN?
>>541603045Make sure to take a fat shit and barely wipe before going
Bring a girl with you and you can invade any form of womens spaces Doesn't matter if its your sister/a whore you hired or your mother you can worm your way into the sisterhood and you will suddenly have options available to you thst seemed impossible
>>541603045Seems my advice to young men on /gif/ hasn't gone unheeded.
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