ULTRA HAPPENING! After depleting America’s oil reserves during his failed war against Iran, Trump the rapist pedophile and warmonger STEALS 65 MILLION oil barrels from Venezuela’s reserves!
>>541611230lol
>>541611230jealous much?
>>541611230Want to buy some? Winter is coming. You're not seriously thinking about trading with Iran and Russia, are you?
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>>54161123065 BILLION*
>>541611343>oil>gasOh, look. A double nigger
>>541611230Yep. Americans are just evil jew golems. I pray to god China saves the world from the US of Israel.
>>541611230>STEALSThe pumps and refineries in Venezuela are, quite literally, legally US company property. Or did you forget how the old reigime stole them from said companies at gunpoint?>>541611454I guess you're not actually German if you don't realize your country, like most, is excessively hurting for oil right now because, y'know, like everyone else you use it for a metric fuckton of things. You're EXCEPTIONALLY bad at this whole trolling thing.
>>541611230muttmerica will collapse before mutts will be able to extract that oil and replace middle eastern onebut this news will drop oil prices for another week or so
>>541611625>Or did you forget how the old reigime stole them from said companies at gunpoint?new regime will do the same once your regime falls. tick tock, you only have months before economic cataclysm
>>541611625Why pivot into plastic, wasn't this about winter? Nothing about calling you a nigger was trolling, nigger.
>>541611454Oh right you have nuclear.Oh wait...
>>541612377your smugness is irrelevant mutt. you'll get nothing else from Venezuela but empty promisesit would take years to even start production, decades to increase production to a meaningful levelyour reserve currency status will be long over by the time first new oil rigs are put in place and when you won't have reserve currency anymore, no government on the planet will do as you want anymoreyou'll lose Venezuela faster than you "won" it
>>541611230ok Abdul
>>541612785>your smugness is irrelevant mutt.But not as irrelevant as Venezuela itself, as indicated by all the other times we haven't given a fuck about them.>it would take years to even start production, decades to increase production to a meaningful level>telling america how to process oil,lol how fucking new are you?>your reserve currency status will be long over by the time first new oil rigs are put in place and when you won't have reserve currency anymore, no government on the planet will do as you want anymoreGo cry to China then when that happens, but you won't do that and we all know why lol.
>>541611230The USA standing for freedom is probably the most disgusting lie of the century.
Reserves here is oil in the ground. That would take a decade to extract and is too costly to do so at scale.
>>541613192>lol how fucking new are you?how new are you retard? war in ukraine has been goin on for 5 fucking years and you still to this day haven't increased weapons productionyou failed SO HARD that you got humiliated in front of the whole world in Iranand now you retard amerishit think you can INDUSTRIALIZE a foreign country when you can't even start up industry in your own country?in a time when your country is so broke Trump needs to use threats on his own allies? you can't even finance anything anymore, literally your only weapon you still have. had.keep living in Trump's fantasy world
>>541613256In 2006 you could at least fool yourself into believing it. Now the dishonesty is blatant people are either just demoralized and defeated like zoomers or total rape victim cope like the boomers
>>541613402They are winning in Iran though, you dumb fucktard.
If your shithole excuse for a "nation" cannot protect it's resources. Then it DESERVES to get plundered.SIMPLE AS AMERICA FUCK YEAH!
He's not stealing shit the oil is in the ground and they have no way of getting it out unless some sucker comes along and rebuilds their infrastructure chevron and Exxon already did this twice before and then the venezualens said thanks sucker and nationalised all their shit. I don't blame America for trying to be taking the oil but that's not what they did they just took responsibility for fixing all the shit that got broken after the last time they got kicked the fuck out, some chumps never learn
>>54161123065 million. . . .so far!So trump is clearly on a path of taking neighbouring countries natural resources through military force in anticipation of the shit show they are causing everywhere else on earth !What are we going to with amrigolems
>>5416116832 more weeks. >>541611730just two more weeks, buddy!>>541612785two more weeks till youre dreams my fren>>541613402just two more weeks of waiting is all you need
>>541615723They're winning so much the whole world laughs with them, not about them.
>>541616020>they need to rebuild the already working infrastructure because..... I have to remember that chinks and abbos dont understand how oil or gas works. they just think gasoline is a drug, after all.
>>541611230What a great president. Hilary would have went to war with Iran, but just let oil prices skyrocket, while flooding the country with middle eastern refugees, why making trade deals with our competition to send more jobs overseas. At least Trump is making concessions and getting compensation for doing Israel's dirty work, while Clinton just lets her husband fuck kids at Epstein Island and let's Epstein come to the White House to fuck more children.
>>541611230these will take 10 years to be extracted. not only he won't be in office, he won't even be alive by then
>>541616157>the whole world laughs with them, not about themYou butchered it.
>>541616157>the world us laughing about an oil shortageI know i am. how much is gas in germany? we have to play like, $3.89 to $4.30 over here. not great, not terrible.
Based
>>541616259The other nigger already fucked up oil and gas. And here we are again.
>>541611230>stealsIt's literally free
>>541616297how much is the gas in Germany? dont make me Google it and laugh....
>>541611466nobody will notice when you get annexed by Russia
Nothing but murderers and thieves. Oh and niggers too.
>>541616316this petty childish behavior is why you're losing the world at incredible speed
>>541616335where
>>541613402Tldr
>>541616347>its 9 dollars for gas in germanyLMMMAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>541616347>losing the worldOh noooooooo! anyway...
>>541611230It will cost tens, if not hundreds, of millions to get the drilling and extraction infrastructure in Venezuela back up and running and no US company is willing to take the risk since it's still an unstable shithole.
>>541616434why would it cost that to get infrastructure thats already pumping to.... start pumping again..... when they never stopped..... pumping.... oil......
>>541616466Their oil production has dropped off sharply and their infrastructure is beat to shit. Everything to do with the oil industry is expensive. He's also wrong. It's in the billions to get back to where it was. 10s of billions to really take advantage of the reserves.
>>541616618so, its gonna cost billions to get the already working pumps and refineries up and running because.......... your uneducated ass said so? have you ever been right?
>>541616316Oh, i'd be definitely impressed if you could search and read results on google.
>>5416167749 dollars a gallon hanz? no wonder you're mad. but how is that my fault that your government wanted green energy instead of more oil? I guess they didnt learn for ww2. lol.
>>541611230Which is a market signal and has the square root of fuck all to do with actual economic activity or plans
>>541611230BASEDAmerica should've pillaged the entire world in 1945 to be honest but never to late to start
>>541616774>>541616808my apologies, its actually says $9.95 per gallon or 8.95 fag money. so, nearly $10 a gallon. holy shit bro. just move atp.
>>541616765Because it's been running with poor maintenance due to sanctions for a decade. Why would you think it would just be able to be turned on? Are you stupid? Do you have a retard job that doesn't involve any sort of capital expenditure or knowledge of large scale infrastructure?
>>541611230Didn't every migatard on here tell us the US was an oil exporter so it didn't matter what happened elsewhere?
1. 65Billion is 1/5 of Venezuela reserves: how long is that gonna take cuckles?2. In Hormuz opens tomorrow, and If Venezuela ramps up today (both will take months).> "months to ramp up production"bitch, winter is alraedy gonna be cold.
>>541616891>due to sanctions!how does no foreign economic aid from western countries equate to an oil producing nation that was subsidized by eastern states like china and iran have broken oil infrastructure? thats silly.
>>541611230>brent still at $88 No one believes this orange pedophile and his migger cult anymore dude
>>541611230Won't change US gas prices, btw
>>541617003It isn't silly. The infrastructure was all western. In fact even under sanctions western companies (mostly Chevron) still nominally kept them running and had some ownership stake. Sometimes you can just swap out commie chink or Russian parts but it isn't that simple. Also with this degradation comes wear and tear, failures, all kinds of shit that needs to be replaced if you want to get to full capacity.
>>541616891>the sancyion was called communism
>>541617085Eh I guess you could call it communism. Either way they weren't getting the full western product support, expertise, and components once the nationalization started.
>>541617070>its not sillyit very much is. you're trying to argue the idea that an oil producing state that sells globally somehow didnt have money or maintenance teams to continue supply the people they did or keep the oil flowing. why would you assume china or iran didnt help out Venezuela in that regard. I mean, I sudnt know iran and china were so poor in that case....
>>541617123they still received money and aid from the east. unless youre trying to say only the US is why oil infrastructure works globally, youre just saying things for attention. acting silly, if you will.
>>541611230So who's spending the trillions to get it out of the ground AND refined? Iirc t’s poor quality oil, difficult to refine, and the drilling operations are in poor condition. Sounds like Don the Con is manipulating markets again.
>>541611230i hope he gets executed. the tree of liberty yearns for his blood
>>541617275Danish piss bombs.
>>541617202Because they fucking didn't? Hence the precipitous collapse of their oil production? You're the fucking retard assuming something happened that aboslutely did not. China didn't dump a bunch of money in because...they weren't fucking stupid. Look what just happened. This is from some climate retards but their analysis of Venezuela's infrastructurei s accurate.https://www.nrdc.org/stories/venezuelas-oil-resources-are-vast-and-should-stay-underground#infrastructure>Leaky pipes and busted wells: Venezuela’s aging oil infrastructureChevron is, in fact, the only U.S. oil company that has produced oil in Venezuela since 2007, when the country’s nationalized oil industry began demanding larger stakes in Orinoco Belt projects. Other companies, such as ExxonMobil and ConocoPhillips, left Venezuela at that time. >The industry, amid U.S. sanctions and general mismanagement, has declined precipitously from a daily production peak of 3.5 million barrels in the late 1990s to around 800,000 barrels in 2025. And with this plunge, Venezuela’s oil infrastructure deteriorated. Modernizing the infrastructure to operate at the scale that Trump seems to want would require considerable investment (and at least a decade of work).>Experts estimate, for instance, that out of the more than 12,000 oil wells in the Orinoco Belt, fewer than 2,000 are currently functioning. >Oil spills are another problem: Between 2010 and 2016, the country’s state-owned oil company, Petróleos de Venezuela S.A. (PDVSA), reported more than 46,000 oil spills. Although PDVSA stopped officially tracking spills in 2017, independent researchers have found that spills continue to contaminate drinking water, along with coastal and marine ecosystems.
>>541617320oh my goodness. you really are committing to being a silly one today. ok. so, why do (you) think its gonna take billions for the already working oil infrastructure to get working again? you keep suggesting they didnt maintenance the global industry that kep the country afloat, and thats kinda funny. shitposty, even.
>>541616371Why do you people always lie? Literally every single time you faggots say anything at all it's a fucking lie.Just why? Even children realise how such behaviour will hurt them eventually. Are you truly mentally below a 5 year old?
>>541617434Are you a fucking bot or actually braindead? You think a bunch of rusty shit that hasn't been working in 10 years you can just turn on? If they could just turn it on they fucking would have you subhuman dipshit.
>>541617295>14 postNevermind, just realised what time it's in eglin.Carry on comrade.
>>541617464buddy, youre the one suggesting that every major power involved with oil production just let one of the biggest oil pits rot. which would mean china is even more retarded that the us.
>>541617543Yeah that's exactly what fucking happened. Venezuela was too unstable to dump tens of billions of dollars into. If China HAD done that they would have had it ganked out from under them and the US wasn't going to while Venezuela was nationalizing their assets. So it rotted, hence their dramatic drop in production.
>>541616912no?
>>541617463>he thinks per liter and per gallon are the samelol. german education, folk.
>>541611230Venezuela is now righteous (United States of) American clay. Shouldn't have gone commie retard and become Sino-Russian vassals, giving DC pretext to liberate-cum-annex it.
>>541617575>thats exactly what happenedI doubt that. I see no evidence to support such a claim.
>>541617618Here's the evidence you fucking bot.
>>541617597It's not THAT bad over there. You do realize you were replying to a dumb pidor VPN bot. Not even pidors who reside in Germany are this dumb, they have to have absorbed at least some intelligence from their neighbours by sheer osmosis.
>>541611230Only a retard couldn’t see this happening, the Iran war was to basically to force oil independence from the Middle East
>>541617658I just think is funny how he read per gallon and decided to use the per liter metric as an own. so you think he even knows how many liters are in a gallon?
>>541617543Because it's bad quality oil packed with impurities. It contains too much sulphur and it's thick and heavy, almost solid. You'll have to heat the oil underground or inject special chemicals and lighter diluents just to make it flow through pipes and after that you'll have to remove those contaminants again ON TOP of all the heavy metals and other shit you'll find down there. And then it's also in a highly unstable region filled with cartels and guerilla factions. The infrastructure isn't there, neither in Venezuela nor the US. Nor China.You can just SMELL the money burning.
>>541617774oh. youre retarded too.
>>541617638>just look at my statistics!no. I simply dont believe you.
>>541611230Yeah, and? The fuck you gonna do about it?
>>541611368>Greens don't want to raise the national debtOh no you truly owned us unlike based Trump who's responsible for 1/3 of the entire 40 trillion debt.
>>541611230>65 billion barrelsYou really are a bunch of fucking retards, all of you
>all the seething assmad retarded eurotrannies ITTYou faggots lost. Get over it. Your gas prices will go up while we enjoy our lower prices. Maybe if you joined us in stopping Iran from the blocking the strait then you wouldn’t be in this situation. But you had to stick it to orange man so now you’re here. I pity you. Such a pathetic and cucked continent that instead of going after your leaders that put you in this spot you impotently rage at the US on the other side of the world.
>>541616350In ziopedo Dons circles, he too is orange nigger.
>>541611230>reservesyeah that's not a word i would use to describe un-tapped oil fields, it will take many years for a single drop to come out of any refinery that isn't already operating.
Nobel prize period is just a bit further ahead, will we see incoherent dementia screeching about deserving it this year as well?
>>541611343>we dont do THAT in Germany
>>541611230Couldn't care less.
Venezuela is an interesting case. You would think the cartels would just kill any american in the country and target the oil rigs. You would think Venezuelans would be disgusted with this orange retard getting this greasy doll hands all over the country. The fact they're not, would suggest they're already sweet with the deal theyve got, or it was actually so bad under Maduro, anything is better. But the goal has surely got to be, getting americans out of their country and governing themselves, profiting from their natural resources.