>>541618096
Come to America, it's even worse here.

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>>541618096
>a living fucking hell
I was thinking more along the lines of Purgatory.

>>541618096
it's just gonna get worse and worse too. we can sink much further into hell and it's a long fuckin way down.

>>541618096
That's not true. Drug dealer is an option.

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>>541618462
In Celtic folklore we call this place tech dNuinne. The land of the dead in plain English. As the current Donn te tech dNuinne aka Death, I only have one question for all of you.

>Do you remember how you died?

It would have come as a reoccurring dream when you got here. Operationally saves on the meet and greet nonsense that's so prolific in the religious fairy tales you bunch are so fond of. In the meantime enjoy the highlights of the end of civilization of the human race.

Do you remember how youbdied

>>541618579
If you want to go, I have contacts there to drop off cargo but at the moment no-one has paid for cargo so...enjoy wasting by the styx or find your wallets. Not like any of you put coppers in your eyes anymore.

>>541618096
I look like this

>>541618891
I didn't know i was sick

>>541619054
Most don't. Might as well run the routine again.

<bring all the dead the dream of their death every night for a lunar month starting today.>
<jazz hands!>

Should help settle some of them down via shock. Or enrage them. Doesn't matter...I like seeing the reaction.

>>541618096
Wait until you hit 50 and your body gives obvious signs of decline.

>>541620887
Lol...a junkie living to 50. Thats funny. The light that burns twice as bright will only burn half as long.