The Three Temptations of Jesus Seems to be a running motif around stones and falling down in Satan's speech. What do they represent? Or is it the theory of gravity in esoteric language (I know that is very unlikely but just considering all angles)?>If thou be the Son of God, command that these STONES be made bread >If thou be the Son of God, CAST THYSELF DOWN: for it is written, He shall give his angels charge concerning thee: and in their hands they shall bear thee up, lest at any time thou dash thy foot against a STONE>All these things will I give thee, if thou wilt FALL DOWN and worship me
>>541618985First satan fucked jesus in the ass, then jesus sucked satan’s shit coated dick, then jesus tongued satan’s asshole. These are known as jesus’s three temptations
Almost like there are rocks everywhere and falling is a bad thing
>>541620425You don't understand the Bible apparently
>>541618985They were in a fucking desert.Do you see anything there besides rocks and sand? Like a tree or anything else you can do things with or to?
>>541618985not sure. going by the plain reading of the text its about submitting to saten. i can tell ya them temple stones fell down 40 years later tho.
>>541618985>hey do this if you’re so good>uh no I don’t feel like it
>>541620518It's universally agreed among (non-retarded) Biblical scholars that the Bible is replete with symbolism and allegory and references to other parts of the Bible. They also agree that this passage is an example of such.
>>541618985schizo jew babblesage
>>541618985>But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.this refers to exodusanswer from Deuteronomy 8:3And thou shalt remember all the way which the Lord thy God led thee these forty years in the wilderness, to humble thee, and to prove thee, to know what was in thine heart, whether thou wouldest keep his commandments, or no.3 And he humbled thee, and suffered thee to hunger, and fed thee with manna, which thou knewest not, neither did thy fathers know; that he might make thee know that man doth not live by bread only, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of the Lord doth man live.>Jesus said unto him, It is written again, Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God.Deuteronomy 6:16Ye shall not tempt the LORD your God, as ye tempted him in Massah. Again this refers to exodus when israelites complained in the desert.>Then saith Jesus unto him, Get thee hence, Satan: for it is written, Thou shalt worship the Lord thy God, and him only shalt thou serve.Then beware lest thou forget the Lord, which brought thee forth out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage.13 Thou shalt fear the Lord thy God, and serve him, and shalt swear by his name.14 Ye shall not go after other gods, of the gods of the people which are round about you;Again right after another reference to exodus and another quote from Deuteronomy 6:12-14
>>541620864lol why are christkeks always so impressed by references to an earlier text
>>541621256what do you mean so impressed, he asked what does it refer to, I answered.the old testament is about the Lord Jesus Christ, the entire bible is about HimHe is Yahweh, God in the flesh.>Jesus said unto them, Verily, verily, I say unto you, Before Abraham was, I am.>For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace.>Jesus saith unto him, Have I been so long time with you, and yet hast thou not known me, Philip? he that hath seen me hath seen the Father; and how sayest thou then, Show us the Father?
>>541620615what a joke
>>541621385but le studies le suggest, didn't you hear him? stop thinking for yourself Trust the Science(TM)
