My tummy hurts guys :(
>>541629415Hurt it back. Show your stomach who's alpha.
>>541629415You're pregnant
>>541629415lay on a flat surface with a pillow against your stomach and fart the bastard out
Stop eating soul food
>>541629415you eated a watermelon seednow a watermelon is going to grow inside of you and explode you from the inside out
Explosive Diarrhea Incomming.Supercharge that shart, mutt.
>>541629415Israel's fault
>>541629563Oh no:,(
>>541629563
Stop eating goyslop
start meowing to take the pain away
>>541629415Toxotransmosis moment.
>>541629415there there, do some braaps, I pray to jesus christ your tendies come from endies
>>541629415Another victim of the VAX
>>541629415Maybe it will help if you tap it like a bongo
>>541629563I like eating apple seeds. The cyanide kinda tastes like cherries and makes my tongue tingly
>>541629415Is this what you guys call a slide thread? Im new here :)
it has never been so over
>>541629659My first thought after reading that post. Fucking jews got me since childhood.
>>541629415Enjoy the koolaid
>>541629415wash your hands more often
>>541630247
rip in peace OP
>>541630276
>>541629415I'm phoneposting from the shitter.Tummy was hurting badly: too many tendies eaten yesterday.
>>541630065Based apple seed enjoyer. I eat the whole core for the pesticides. Ain't no bugs in me.
>>541630470You can peel the shells off the seeds to enhance the cyanide flavor. IDK why they taste like cherries but I love it
>>541629415Thats what happens to my cat after consuming 2g's of Psilocybin, MDMA, a nice rail of K, then hitting my DMT pen.
>>541630065For me, its easier to just digest visine. Apple seeds are too hard.
>>541630820>Apple seeds are too hard.Pussy. What are your teeth made of? Marshmallows?
>>541629415U have the prostet kanser. It over.
>>541629415You're probably boypregnant, slut
>>541629415Did you eat any beef recently ?
>>541630578True, they do tingle. I'm more of a pesticide fan though.
>>541629415Intestinal parasites from giving rimjobs to your buddies. Just stop being a faggot
>>541629415Did you drink coffee yet as your caffeine addiction demands?
>>541629415Go shit saar, but outside
>>541629415Those jews are at it again
>>541629415I almost shat myself yesterday in car after eating a dubious salad
