It is bullshit that you can woke from home at 11 "jobs" at once and be paid more than people who actually have to show up to a job site. This is a good start.
Go unclog my toilet bitch
>>541639403It's almost like the economy is fake or something, retard. There's no such thing as a "real job" anymore, just everyone attempting to money-grub and backstab each other for the same of monopoly moneys while everything rots away.
if he was able to have 11 remote jobs and not have at least 7 conflicting standups, those companies deserved it for being so negligent. I work remote and I dont think I could get away with driving uber on the side with how much i need to be in slack huddles with these fucking people
One guy claims to be the CEO of Tesla, SpaceX, Neuralink, and xAI simultaneously but spends his days seethepostingWhen do we arrest him?
>>541639667Almost all middle managers and are utterly incapable of measuring productivity in any meaningful way.KPIs and similar only makes things worse and stop being useful once you start measuring the metric.
>>541639721Lol. I like him (I didn’t used to) just because of how much he makes you people seethe. Carry on.
>>541639667He outsources his own work. 100%. Company pays him X while he pays X-Y to some indians/pakis or something. Its viable but also a dick move.
>>541639770its very strange because usually i agree, but man a good producer can make a world of difference. its like a bad or even average producer is completely fucking useless, but a good producer can actually save a lot of time. id agree that its likely the majority of managers and producers are probably hurting their projects more than helping
>>541639770I would love to see a study done on productivity before and after introducing KPI's. I guarantee it would be lower. It's so soul crushing and just makes people quiet quit until they find another job
>>541639952Are you saying the guy in OPs pic would've been fine if he hired 10 Indians to do his jobs?
>>541639403I would assume that the problem was more about conflicts of interest between multiple companies.
>>541639403Also all of these do nothing work from home project manager, it manager, he manager, seo consultant jobs are going bye bye because of AI and I couldn’t be happier. Shoulda learned to work with your hands nerds.
>>541639403He should sell his holes on the OnlyFans as the only morally acceptabted and respected income source World wide.
>>541639937Who the fuck is "you people" in this instance, jeet?
>>541639403Sounds made up at 11 jobs. 2, maybe 3 sure I could see that being pulled off but 11? There aren't enough hours in the day
>>541640033I don't fucking know how many managers I have, managers with manager in their title and managers without manager in their title and I also work for several companies in different layers as a consultant and sub contractor and internal sub contractor.The modern economy is crazy.
>>541640014If they were real jobs with real daily demands the only way to pull it off is outsourcing. Unless the jobs were so shit that almost nothing was required of them. I dont know many positions that work like that save perhaps for middle management pricks but those dont usually work remote.
>>541639403LMFAO
>>541640229There are many real jobs where most workers work hard for 8 hours a day with their excel spreadsheets where someone with 110 IQ can do the job in 45 minutes and someone with some scripting knowledge can do 95% of the job with a script and the push of a button.
>>541640229*theres also the possibility that hes cycling positions, fails to meet demands and then moves to another company repeating the cycle. Indians do that a lot.
>>541639937>subhuman migger autist likes autist wannabe epstein island visitor loserChecks out to be fair
>>541639403>Work harder goy>Not like that, goy
>>541639403Thanks for the link!https://archive.is/jLjogThe reasons:>However, the number of jobs he allegedly held was not the primary reason for his arrest. Investigators reportedly focused on how he obtained and maintained the positions, accusing him of using deception, making false statements and improperly handling confidential company information and trade secrets.
https://www.reddit.com/r/overemployed/Theres thousands of them. All of them need to have their hands cut off and their money seized.
>>541640373True but I dont think hes a clerk.
Fake and gay you wouldn't get arrested for this
>>541640488Fake as fuck
>>541640170>jeetThat’s hilarious because that’s exactly who will be taking your jobs. What did you people think? That these companies will just continue to pay American wages for jobs that can be done from India? Or China? Or Bangladesh? Get real. You don’t fucking make anything. You don’t do anything. 5 hours of netting’s a day gets nothing worthwhile accomplished.
>>541639403you know, if you want to improve your jungle of a country. reward those who work and punish lazy niggers.
>>541640488Bro using Redd*t as a source for literally anything is an exercise in futility. A bunch of lying teenagers and jobless drug addicts.
>>541639403So a worker who works too much is a crime, but the asset-holding class can own everything and not have to work and has no gap on the profits they can make?The system really is designed to keep the bulk of humanity in their place as work-meat
>>541639403Office workers didn't create the fake and gay economy
>>541640693>workLol.
> We are just transparently arresting wagies who manage to win the game playing by the rules now
>>541640684Just skimmed a couple pages and it's very obviously kids making shit up for attention. Remote jobs are insanely competitive and they background check you like crazy. Took me almost a year to get one.
>>541640488My negro almost all of these are going to be fake, it's the whole point of Reddit, to practice creative writing (now done by AI) to get magical serotonin number to go higher on your post.
>>541640229The economy is fake
>>541640373My job is partially like that. Relatively new to the position but moved from the same company and currently I automate a lot of shit that they would have expected to take a lot of time. Even easier with AI that has access to all the internal data.
>>541640463yeah that makes sense there isn't anything inherently illegal about holding more than one remote job
>>541640817Don’t you see the disconnect though? Like if your job can be automated to that point why do they need you?
I couldn't get away with this shit with all the fucking meetings we have
>>541639952This is what jeets do to other jeets. A bigger brain jeet will move to the US and use dalits to get benefits or whatever, a bullshit overpaid job, the dalit gives the big brain jeet a kickback.
>>541640024he's violating NDA's and compromised their proprietary software by lending his work laptop to a 3rd party
>>541639667>slackHad a job where this was necessary. I quit after 4 months and will never go back to an office again as a result.
>>541640558Not when the visa jeets can't even get into the US because Trump made it prohibitively expensive to hire foreign subhumans over real Americans.I told people decades ago the H1B visa program was indentured servitude 2.0 and people called me racist, now it's apparently obvious to most people I was right.
>>541640903I did say partially. Realistically if they were smart, they don't need us to do a lot because it that stuff could all be set up to be automated, but hey, dumb huge corporation that loses out on efficiency because it's so big it doesn't care about losing out on numbers so small.
>>541640903If they are smart (they aren't) they could see that someone who automates 90% of a job that they have had for 25 years with technology that existed 25 years ago they might use that person to make other tasks more efficient.
>>541640963I have an MBA from a middling school and I’m going into the trades, my uncle has an apprenticeship slot open at the power company. I’ll be making double what I was making as a senior account manager. As a fucking lineman. I’m kinda looking forward to it.
>>541640903Because the typical office drone gets filtered by basic (pun intended) scripting in excel.
>>541641001>into the USThat’s just it though? If the job is work from home it can very easily be work from India. No visa needed.
>>541639952this.
>>541640488>Kill these people and not the trillionairesFucking tool
>>541639403Why is this an arrestable offense?>>541640162My girlfriends do this as soon as they turn 18>>541640463Thanks for the tldr anon.Isn't everyone lying on their job applications anyway? The same way everyone cheats on the smart kid to graduate? If being dishonest was a crime then 99% of y'all should be in jail.- the smart kid
>>541641141I work reclamation for a power company, I do make more than most office workers but the grind turns into groundhog day, but I assume most jobs are like that, better to become your own boss and start your own venture, easier said than done I know
>>541641201I’m pretty sure you can teach an AI to write excel macros and then fuck around on here for the rest of the day.
Why has no one pointed out that there is no crime, you cannot be arrested for moonlighting nor doing a job poorly. You can be fired for it if they catch yoy, thats it.
>>541641307That's timecard fraud and it's very illegal
>>541641210No, it doesn't work like this. Why do so many retards enjoy commenting on shit they're entirely ignorant about? I can tell you have never looked into the details of getting these jobs.
>>541639403>Office workers
>>541641266I think I have it figured out. I just can’t work with or for women. It’s just that simple. Even the “good ones” are problems.
>>541641292Honestly you wouldn't even need to go that far. If you have the tasks laid out and the files are in a consistent format, it wouldn't take long to automate everything excel related yourself. Until a new task comes there is no need to write anything else.
>>541641353I don’t know what you’re talking about. The job I just left nuked their entire IT and QA departments to hire South American workers who live in fucking South America. So explain it to me.
>>541639403since when is moonlighting a criminal offense?
>>541641307if you clock in and intentionally do no work thats payroll fraud/time theft a nigger at my job has been doing it for 5 years now, 3am-6am does absolutely nothing at all, sometimes he'll sneak back to his truck and sleep till 6am (our normal starting time), he's up to $160,000 in time theft, thats felony first-degree grand theft im just not getting involved in that and assume one of these day's they'll catch on
>>541641617Fuck, I forgot I wasn’t on /gif, it’s better with sound.
>>541639667I can see it happening. I had a remote job for the last few years and for the last year basically just doing the standup then putting mouse-move on and going back to sleep. I considered trying to workmaxx and see if I could get another one on the side but I was too worried I would fuck up an already good thing (too greedy). Anyway our entire dev team got laid off last year including some people which I know had to work way harder. The company has replaced us with AI agents, but our business is seasonal and while AI bots responding to support issues and fixing them, we are yet to see how they go over peak season near EOY. Anyway I don't regret it at all. If I had been doing more than the bare minimum for the past year nothing would have changed, other engineers that were grinding hard also got laid off. All KPIs met, and glowing reviews from managers.Most of the time I would sleep in, sometimes I would day drink in the afternoon and just watch police bodycams and abandoned building explorations on youtube with some of my coworkers. Thanks for reading my blog, but yes it can be done.
>>541640962That's still a civil issue. What's criminal unless he used all fake names/ssns.
>>541641720So it's fraud Tuesday-Friday if I can do my assigned weekly tasks in 20 minutes on Monday but my coworkers need all of the week and still might not be done?
>>541641823>civil issue Fraud and theft are criminal charges. Not civil.
>>541639403All the work-from-home fags did was show to their employers that they are completely replaceable with jeets and AI. I bet that more than one guy who still came into office got spared the axe simply because they were used to him.
>>541641266Why would you want chaos and excitement in your work? Are you a woman?Repetetuve work eventually becomes meditation if you're not an absolute hylic
>>541641347Only if no work was done. Being a salary position for remote work there is no time card, just an expectation of results. If this guy was using AI to shit out below average results thats tough to prosecute.If it was bullshit marketing jobs and online meetings, that is easily exploited legally. "Not paying attention to a Teams meeting" us not time card fraud. Timecard fraud prosecution is rare and is often used for public workers who stacked overtime and simply never showed up for weeks. They show months of abuse and even then it rarely leads to an acyual arrest and oftrn just wrongful termination.
>>541640033AI is not going to replace parasites who don't do real work, if doing real work was ever what those roles hinged on they wouldn't exist in the first place. Those roles exist for the corporate aristocracy which is getting money based on interpersonal relations they have within the company, regardless of any merit. My direct "manager" (in a dutch company!) is a wife of the HR director, all the decisions (and blame) in regards to my work fall on me because company "values proactivity" as I make 20% of the wage of my socialite "manager" makes. Feudalism is the default mode for humanity and AI is not going to change it; it's just going to remove your hypothetical ability to escape being a peasant through honest work
>>541640518This.We are not getting the whole story.I want to know exactly what those 11 remote jobs were/are.
>>541641939That's the wrong lesson, the problem is management inefficiency but if you think jeets are a long term solution then you've never worked with them. I bet they can make the KPIs nice though.
>>541641864depends if youre salary, hourly and what you tell your employerif they know you're more efficient than your coworkers and expect you to remain available for tues-friday then probably not if its salary then probably notif you lie to your employer and tell them you're working those hours then probably is needs more context, most jobs wont ask you to become artificially slower, they would assign you more work but I dont know your circumstances
>>541639937Never get this ‘logic’, only very petty people think this way, or women
>>541639937I like him because he wants Indians to replace you
>>541639575>It's almost like the economy is fake or something, retard. There's no such thing as a "real job" anymore, just everyone attempting to money-grub and backstab each other for the same of monopoly moneys while everything rots away.basedbong
>>541640463>>accusing him of using deception, making false statements I dont understand I dont know anyone that hasnt lied to their boss/company they work for how can lying to a private company land him in jail?
>>541641978you've never worked hard labor daily for many years, I have and I still have and do my job, it absolutely becomes like groundhog day, its not a desire for chaos, it just comes with the territory, same shit different dayim sure you've never heard the saying, your projection says as much
>>541640488the goy only lashes out at the fellow goy trying to game the system like his masters, he screams for the crab to be returned to the bucket with him
>>541642286The whole story is bullshit, I’ve spent the last ten minutes running the story down and it’s just bullshit.
>>541642182>they would assign you more work but I dont know your circumstancesOh, so I can get 500% more work than my coworkers then? Thanks, I quit.I won't get financially rewarded for doing that, you are incentiving EVERYONE slowing down with that fantastic management tactic.
>>541642288lets go meditate on all the grease points, then lets meditate the hydraulic lines that bursted on the excavator yesterday, we need someone to meditate 80,000 lbs of unprocessed URD and transformers by tomorrow, someone needs to meditate on the shredders blades, they need recalibrated yeah anon you gay as fuck >>541641978>>541642417performance review is annual and individual, I know I get larger raises and bonuses than many of my coworkers but I dont know your job or circumstances, just that if we worked for the same company that I would make more than you year over year
>>541642380Any attempt to google the story just links to the same instagram clickbait account.
>>541639403fake story, kys OP
>>541640963I had a manager (not the one I report to directly) who got mad at me because one day I had connection issues and couldn't join a call I was supposed to lead and missed the first 5 minutes and she (yes there's the real problem) was flustered and decided to lash out. She told my boss that I had a bunch of made up issues and my boss came to me like wtf is this bitch talking about? One of her issues was that I wasn't "responsive enough" on slack because when she tagged me on things I would just read them and do the necessary work. So I told my boss hey watch this, I'm not changing anything I do but I'm going to hit little thumbs up and eyeball emojis on everything this woman sends me for the next month, and she's going to say how improved I am. Lo and behold, next month we have a meeting where this chick is gushing about what a turnaround I've had and how on top of things I've been lately.Often I feel like one of the only real humans in a sea of retarded animals.
>>541639403>work hard they said
>>541639937you have a sub-80 IQ guaranteed
>>541642597lol God it's like dealing with a wife
>>541639575I have a real job. But I'm in the minority. A very sharp minority. It's like no one even understands what being productive or responsible even means anymore.
>>541642553I doubt meritocracy is alive and well in America but maybe the situation is better than in Europe.In my country I might get, but probably not, a 0.1% larger raise than the average if I perform really well, but other people might have started with a higher salary so their real raise is higher.Even if I am recognized as essential and valuable I can't be financially rewarded individually by bonus and my salary can't deviate too much from the mean, the union don't allow it.If they really want me to have a higher salary they have to create a new position just for me and companies very rarely do that.
>>54164280120/80 rule20% are doing 80% of the work at any given job
>>541639937I'm gay with my dad because it makes trannies like you seethe
>>541642801>responsibleThis is the main thing I've noticed. Zoomers don't want to take responsibility for work items, let alone ownership to see it through. Browns and Indians are even more allergic to it. >>541642597Normal woman behavior. I love giving the "thumbs up" or "ok" as the only response to anything a woman says in chat. They don't like it because they're not sure if you are acknowledging what they said, have done it, or are being ironic, and they have to ask explicitly if they want to clarify.
>>541639403the ceo's only have one job that's why they get 10 million dollar bonus'
Working multiple remote jobs isn't illegal, at most he'd get fired and blacklisted. The keyword is working though. At 11 jobs he probably outsourced his work and lied about it, which he can get arrested for, especially if he was a government contractor in one of those 11 jobs and had any level of security clearance.If you give Ranjeesh from Lucknow access to company secrets you might go to jail. If you give him taxpayer or medical information you're definitely going to jail.
>>541642849This is what working a union job is. It's better than most non-union jobs in America where you probably won't even get a cost-of-living increase or paid time off at all or a standard schedule or have any recourse whatsoever. But if you're in a fancy enough corporate gig, you can still get laid off at any time for any or no reason, but they will give you a lot more money and bonuses and shit. Those corporate jobs aren't super rare. There are about 16 million of them out of about 160 million jobs. So it's like 1 in 10. But they're very concentrated in certain big cities. NYC, SF, Boston, etc. that all have super high rents and shitty commutes and other high expensive cost of living, so that's what you get to spend a lot of that extra money on.
>>541640744Didn't they go after those anons who bought Gamestop stock when some company was eyeing them up for a buyout?>noooo you can't just buy and hold stocks, we were gonna eat that company! change the rules RIGHT NOW!
>>541639403Cool, next time you are ill and have to skip work.. Just call... Uhmm....and when you have to add additional hours you tell it... Uhm.... And there's no need to someone overeating your hours and how much holidays.....Naaaaah, your fine. A 19 old baby that asks the world. It's OK.
Why was he arrested? Is it illegal to have too many jobs? Or just not paying taxes for all his income?
>>541639721Hate him all you want but that fucker is going to remembered for centuries, when man stands on titan looking back at all of our interplanetary settlements it will be because of one African. I don’t agree with everything he does but you’ve got to give credit where credit is due, that nigga fucks.
>>541642597What a completely normal and same human experience
>>541644099go to bed elon
>>541639403I read a story not long ago about a jeet who spam applies for jobs and doesn't work a single day. Every job he gets pays a week or two before he gets noticed and fired so he made a good living just applying for jobs.
>>541643932>overeatingOverseeing. Observing.
>>541639403AI generated article, bullshit premise, no source twitter nigger, kill OP painfully
>>541640024>>541640962>>541641823>>541641894He didn’t commit fraud and didnt commit theft. This is just the state trying to crackdown on bad behavior, but it isn’t actually illegal according to any existing lawHe probably was charged with disorderly conduct, thats what they normally use.
>>541641864Hmm, IIRC I’m pretty sure that the court jews’ verdict was this: It’s illegal if you let them van you for it, and it’s legal if they cant van you for it
>>541639403Goyim aren't allowed to make that kind of money without submitting to a jew.
>>541640033Hello retard from 12 months ago.
>>541639403>1 white man does the job of 11 jeets>somehow that's a crimeno wonder muttland's a hellscape.
>>541639545fpbpIf the guy in question was delivering work at a quantity/quality acceptable level for all 11 jobs, then there's no problem. If he wasn't delivering appropriate quantity/quality of work at any of those jobs, then he should have been fired from that job.the whole "hurr durr you have to keep your seat warm at 98 degrees for exactly 40+ hours a week" is some 20th century bullshit. The ability to deliver results from home and use collaborative tools is the new competitive advantage for workers, the ability to provide WFH options and use collaborative tools is the new competitive advantage for enterprises.Sorry you're stuck in the 90s, OP. Welcome to the 21st century.
>>541639403How to get into remote jobs? I wanna work from home
>>541639403i'm not following, what was his crime? Hustling?
>>541639403>you just need to work harder>works harder, gets jail time You cannot win. This should wake up the last retard. The system is broken. No matter what you do
>>541639403>How DARE he have the ability to work that many jobs and make that much money! He's cheating somehow. After all, gotta keep the peasants from getting above their station amirite fellow 1%rs? Fucking idiot.
>>541640463>deception, making false statementsSo what? Company's do that all the time in advertising. Hell, even charities do that.
>>541639403>arrestedUnless those jobs had strict noncompete laws he did nothing illegalAnd even then itd be a civil, not criminal matter
>>541642801You have what used to be a real job. It isn't real anymore. Wealth and productivity have nothing to do with each other anymore. The money you make has no instrinsic value, and this form of producitivity doesn't actualy produce any of this kind of wealth. Land and stock speculation, and outright gambling, are the only means through which someone can actually accumulate capital anymore. I don't say any of this to insult you, but when you talk about "being productive" and "responsible", that only applies in a high trust society that rewards such things. In a low trust ratrace to the bottom, you are the useful idiot who still generates the necessary inputs to keep society afloat, while the sociopaths(people who endlessly buy up all available property and cripple social cohesion, or ship all their industry overseas) and degenerates (e.g onlyfans millionaires and crypto gamblers) rort the system for huge amounts of money, while you barely scrape by keeping everything running. You have fallen for a con job.
>>541640463>deception Everyone fibs and stretches the truth on resumes and during interviews. That's how the system works. So he's effectively being arrested for his success, still.
>>541639721Basically the same thing that Elon is doing: telling other people to do his job.
>>541646444>Unless those jobs had strict noncompete laws he did nothing illegalIf he was being paid to be available for work, to be on duty, for say 8 hours a day, then they are buying his *exclusive* time. And reselling that time to someone else is employment fraud.This is well-established law. He's fucked.If he was 1099-contracting (and wasn't double-billing), then he's safe and will likely walk away with some sort of settlement in the end. They're not selling exclusive time, but have the autonomy to decide when to work... but you don't pull down salaries for that, so I don't think this is what was going on.
Most typically female jobs only have an hour's worth of work per day. It's why so many women think motherhood is hard cause their jobs are fucking easy.
>>541640962OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
>>541639403I fucking hate life.
>>541639403Hmm a screen shot of a screen shot of a Twitter post. Seems legit.
>>541642801>responsibleWhy the fuck would you want to be responsible for anything thats the company's/not yours? The company gets all the reward while you get all the responsibilty and the shitshow if it goes wrong. Self employed people are the only people who should embrace responsibility, anyone else who is a cog should avoid it unless they offer money outright.
>>541639403If he did all the work he was hired to do and no employer had any complaints about him, then I don't see anything wrong with what he did. You sound like a nigger
>>541640873It's called Fraud. How are you working 8 hours a day for two companies a the exact same time? Some of those jobs would have differing hours sure but not all.Absolutely fraudulent criminal behavior.
>>541639403what law exactly would that break? jobs got done and all so no problem i see other than jealousy and setting examples so that the poor don’t get ideas
>>541639403He wasn't struggling to afford shit, jews are mad
>>541643501Union jobs are seniority based cliques, where time on the job matters more than hardwork. That being said holy shit are they better than non union jobs, at least seniority is rewarded instead of an entire team being fired and the job being sent to india or pakistan.
>>541639403I work from home and make six figures. Stop complaining about being poor and get a good paying remote job or just shut up.
>>54163940390% of white collar office jobs are literally jew daycare for "adults."Go ahead and prove me wrong smooth hands
>>541649058>>541648977Remote "cOmPuTeR WoRk" too
Kikes and kike Rowe:>Just work another job>nooooo not like that!
>>541639403What is exactly the crime here?
>>541639403I'm confused. How is this illegal? What did he do wrong here?
>>541639952Its only okay when jews do it
>>541641617>make random fun video with friends>10 years later retards on /pol/ still seething over itThis video is only funny because I imagine how beet red your face was when you did it.
>>541639575Its weird that the have not are willing to do Heat or oceans 11while the wealthy are so uncreative they spend their life in some kind of inverse flow state.
This is the same as the ice raid theatrics >dont comeA fake story that will definitely scare the type of person who would know how to exploit these work from home sysyems
>>541639667Wtf? And you think it would be NEGLIGENT for a company to not run those pointless makework meetings?Do you have your head screwed on right mate? Or are you the one organizing all of those pointless meetings? I see no other alternatives.
>>541639403It just shows why AI will replace all of these remote jobs sooner rather than later.
>>541639770>>541639999You guys realise KPI just means "key performance indicator", right? There's nothing inherently wrong with using data to analyse function. For example, your MPG figures in your car are a KPI. Your car doesn't start running badly when you start optimising for MPG.The issue is all the HR and BD hags and fags performing pointless analyses for the sole purpose of reducing labourer bargaining power in the workplace.
>>541639403What law did he break?>nooo, you're not allowed to work multiple jobs in the land of the free
>>541649443I don't know why you assume he's mad when most people mock that video. Sounds more like you're the one who's assblasted that people are making fun of of those useless hoes