Just shut the fuck up and get on the bus, zoomzoom.
>>541642577once zoomers realize that modern war is like a kill streak in COD
>>541642577Shan’t be going.
>>541643060Uh, yeah you will. Enjoy your time in Eastern Europe and be sure to smile for the Russian drone operators.
>>541643622Oh no heavy fines, however shall I pay them!?
How do you put a gun on someones hand when hes actually completely unwilling to fight? What is stopping said person from shooting at the recruiters or if conscripted, shoot at your own men? If said person thinks he will be killed in battle, he might as well retaliate against the people who want to send him to the front.
>>541643622>It’s over, Gigachad. We have you surrounded.
>>541644037>FVVVVVK, at least don’t clip me on /chug/
>>541642577All I can tell you is that no amount of shame, appeal to my sense of duty, appeal to my sense of morality or gaslighting will get me to go. Everyone else can do whatever it is they feel they need to do but for me I'm not joining or getting drafted.
kek read the room>OP is a cowardly faggot the cunts going to get killed
>>541642577>die in uncomfy trenchor>die in comfy shootout with zogbotshmmmmm
>>541643622
>>541643622>be heavy fined>don't pay themwhat you gonna do?
>>541642577I unironically think all NEETs should be conscripted. Even the ones in their 40s. If you don’t work and live with mom and dad and waste their money and resources playing video games all day, military service would significantly improve your life.
>>541645444if ww3 breaks out and i am forced to the front, i will go out of my way to target allied officers, especially usa onesshouldn't be to difficult to identify them since they all have big noses
>>541645964When NEETs are conscripted they’ll be psychologically evaluated too and if there is a risk of what you say you’ll be processed in an unwilling organ donation facility
>>541646176i hope they are brave enough to do it then, just to be sure that that's exactly what would happen
>>541645444Chuddies are perfect cannonfodder when you think about it.
>>541646373Exactly
>>541644037>Also enact TND to honour me. Almost forgot about that one.
>>541646351Well it’s either the front lines or the gas chamber. Take your pick. When chuds are killing their entire families because they get kicked out in their kid 40s by their again boomer parents, we are dealing with a ticking time bomb problem considering how many of them are out there. All NEETs are going to be forced into a position where they are homeless at some point and I suspect many will violently resist which is a huge problem that needs to be dealt with preemptively.
>>541646373Interesting, but then you risk your children pondering stories of the Chuds and writing about how they saved the world in school, immortalising them as heroes forever.
If the target of invasion is swisserland, and the objective is their gold. I will go with a smile on face.Fuck your political and ideological priorities.I wanna be this guy!
>>541647209>I wanna be this guy! And yet we know Captain Jack Sparrows name, but who is this?
