Why don't Americans clean their asses with a water sprayer?
I use a wet wipe sometimes
>>541649471Since when did americans do this?
I usually shit in the morning before I shower. Would maybe get a bidet someday.
>>541649471I only ever poop once a day, in the morning, right before I get a shower, so I just wash my ass in the shower.
>>541649471Watch this genius Indian who invented the mobile Bidet.
Bidets are cool and all but how come nobody talks about the fact fecal particles are aerated from the pressure of water hitting your anjs no different than flushing a toilet with the lid open (don't keep toothbrushes in the bathroom logic) for all the cleanliness benifits of a bidet you are still pumping contaminants into the air
>>541649471How do you dry your sopping wet ass and keep from dripping all over the toilet seat when you get up?
>>541649924You blast directly into your asshole and hold it in until your next shit.Rinse and repeat.
>>541649924That's what the toilet paper is for. A roll lasts me at least 6 weeks
>>541649471
>>541649751You can just shit in the shower and waffle stomp it down the drain. Saves a lot of time.
>>541649471Bidets and washer/dryers in the kitchen are excellent ideas. dispose the paper towel, and use cotton towels. Dispose the sink sponge, and use the dishrag. I also support a urinal in every bath, as they use less water than a poop flusherEuropeans need to get American style central Air conditioners. https://youtu.be/FJdzqg7REdU?si=8L2nbKXX53QSoA4r&t=42
>>541649909Wet wipes at the end is clearly the most hygienic way by far
>>541649909as a race, unless actively and frequently proven detrimental, we don't care about shit we can't see (literally in this case)
>>541649924Buy a bunch of small towels
>>541649471You don't need a bidet. Wrap toilet paper around your hand 3 or 4 times, take hand out. you now have a square of toilet paper 6-8 layers thick. Leave the faucet dribbling. Get the wad of toilet paper damp. Profit from a clean butthole without paying for jewish baby wipes or having your ass blasted from overpriced bidets/automatics systems. If you don't have a sink in the same room, just use the lower shower faucet. You're welcome.
>>541649924They use the bidet to hose down the entire toilet and floor areaThe toilets in Asian countries are always entirely wet. The seats, the walls, everything is wet because it all gets hosed down constantly.You need to carry tissues to wipe down the seat. They can't put tissues or toilet paper in the bathroom because Chinese will steal it
also to any jeet or kike that reads this, you're brown and the spawn of satan. You're made of poop, so don't even bother trying
>>541650107I think the worst toilet ive ever sat on (japanese toilet bidet combo with electronic controls) is probably the best option Your buttocks prevent fecal contamination from hitting the air and it is a bidetAnd wet wiping at the end should kill all all pathogens present for 30 seconds
>>541649471I don't have an electric outlet next to my toilet and I'm not spraying my butthole with cold water.
>>541649471My anus is to be tongued by only the finest of zesty niggers.
>>541649471Mine is built in to my toilets.
>>541650406The toilet should be flushed while you are still seated to prevent fecal material from being aerosolised AKA "toilet plume"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet_plumeBut then it's just splashed up against your asshole, and balls. (Or worse: vagina)
>>541649863I think that's actually the Philippines or something. Everyone is looking kinda gooky.
>>541649751Poor man's bidet
>>541650782yeah this is my issue with the blatant bidet posting on this board it completely ignores "toilet plume" and don't quote me but i think a blast of water towards your anus carries more pressure over a gravity toilet flush I could be wrong but still
>>541649471I'm not really comfortable having some device spraying my anus, it's essentially a dildo in liquid form trying to penetrate. Gay.
My favorite thread topic on pol, washroom etiquette! lolIf you use TP you suck.Wet wipes are holy and mandatory.TP even for peeing is a no.TP even for but drying after wet wipes is NO.Wet wipes and cleanex is a YES.Spread the gospel. lol
>>541649471We shower daily unlike the rest of the world. Americans have the world’s best hygiene and all travelers know this. The smelly European is the well established norm. Their complaint is that that Americans smell like soap and deodorant
>>541649863I have seen horros on this Earth! None like this.
>>541649909That's why you use an in-bowl bidet instead of a hoseYou form a protective seal with your ass as you blast off the shitI got a bidet a few years ago after my vacation to Japan and it truly is a gamechanger
>>541649924Dah with a few sheets of toilet paper
>>541650782Never use a self flushing toilet, ever.To prevent this evil! At work we have those toilets and I won't be caught dead usinf them! Fold the seat, flush.Never use a toilet you haven't disinfected with proper antibacterial wipes, and let the solution sit for few minutes. Goodspeed shitposters. lol
this streetshitting canadian pajeet always enters these threads, posts his awful pepe aislop, and gets ignored every time.he hates TP because hes used to using his left hand to wipe his ass after shitting in the street.
>>541651209Daily showers or even twice in summer does not circumvent mandatory best washroom practice. Do not even try.All pol must be potty trained! lol
>>541651515The last thing you can accuse Americans of is being unhygienic. It is the only country where you are expected to have zero body odor at all times. To not do so is a huge faux pas. If anything we have gone way too far.
You shall know them by their fruits! As they cast their stones because they can't keep their buts clean themselves and hide their Origin! Them all sorts of asians... (Japanese excluded). lol
>>541650825Nice try but nope. Those three wheelers are from india
>>541651634If you are using TP to wipe poo that is not on the loo, you are not hygienic.Stop trying to defend itz chsnge it.Don't be out there comparing yourself with subhumans... and saying they do it worse, I do it better so I must be OK. Forget they exist, ew, focus on your But.Give tour But the Royal Treatment. Not in a gay way pls. lol
Merrickans like their Kling-ons?
>>541651024Just.....put the lid down and flush?????????????What has toilet plume got to do with bidets?
>>541649471We have nigger tongues for that.
>>541649471i dont want to blast poop water all over lmao
>>541650018Sure, it works until the 1 and 1/2 inch shower drain with a likely poor slope gets clogged. Try to explain away to the landlord why your shower drain pipe is completely clogged with fermented shit anon. There's a screencap with a fat anon that broke his toilet and ended up with this issue
