Imagine seeing it
>>541658274it haunts my dreams
>Be me, 24>Standard /pol/ poster, joined the daily Pizzacake threads to laugh at "reddit slop">Then an anon leaks her OnlyFans folder>I download it out of pure, ironic morbid curiosity>That was nine months ago>The irony completely evaporated>I realized I didn't care about the politics or the bad comics anymore>I pull out my credit card and do the basic $15 a month sub>I've fallen completely, helplessly in love with her>I know she’s almost 40 and I'm only 24, but that’s the exact reason she breaks me>My own mother is a hyper-controlling, domineering matriarch who still does my laundry and manages my doctor's appointments while telling me what a pathetic disappointment I am>I have a deep-seated, humiliating psychological need to be managed by a loud, annoyed older woman>Seeing her stretched-out midsection and mom-bod in those high-res photos doesn't turn me off—it feels like home>The absolute peak of the joke? I know her online persona of the sarcastic, defensive internet arguer is a calculated front>But I look at her actual life, her cats, her messy background vlogs, and I know the truthShe is tired, she is aging, and she is ready to take over exactly where my mommy leaves offI have a decent logistics job, I’m normal looking, and I genuinely want to move into her house, pay her bills, and let her boss me around for the rest of my lifeHow do I pitch this to her?Should I buy one of her custom tier milestones to write a long, honest message explaining my domestic background and how I want to be her live-in helper?Or do I try to find out which comic conventions she’s appearing at this year and lay out the proposal at her booth?Please give me actual advice, anons, I am losing my mind here
>>541659381wtf
>>541659381>doesn't know canuck chungus's grow on maple treesngmi
>>541658274"Epstein Didn't killed himself" is poverty symbol.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Price_Riots
>>541658274This is just gross
>>541659381I am happy for you or sorry that happenedAnyways, that's really cool and all. But next time, keep it to yourself, champ
>>541658274I have seent things you people could never imagine.
>>541658274>It's my cuntI've seen't it.
>>541658274Her face is nice, but then you see it and uh... Well... A literal tentacle monster or spider monster from her waist down would be less atrocious
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>>541659381I’m pizzacake I’ll message you soon
>>541659381>My favorite pic position>All the women who take these pics have the most heinous pussies imaginableWhy
>>541658274She's never seen my cock on the internet.I however, seent her cunt (on the internet)
>>541659381My advice is for you to kill yourself
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>>541658274*inhales*
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>>541660241holy fuck hahahaha
>>541659381>My own mother is a hyper-controlling, domineering matriarch who still does my laundry and manages my doctor's appointments while telling me what a pathetic disappointment I am>I have a deep-seated, humiliating psychological need to be managed by a loud, annoyed older woman>Seeing her stretched-out midsection and mom-bod in those high-res photos doesn't turn me off—it feels like homehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Ridgway
>>541659381>Posts Hope Solo's busted cunt picrel>Still wants moreAnon I
