Donald Trump shits his pants. He's a serial pants-shitter. A habitual pants-shitter, if you will.This goes way back to the days of the television show The Apprentice, and possibly beyond. That's right, your beloved cheeto faggot has been literally shitting his pants since even before you morons voted him as President. An actual Idiocracy, if you will.Enjoy the funniest ten minutes you're going to see in a LONG time.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5uqAavJPAo
>>541669530Shitting yourself is based, you fucking retard
>>541669530Shitting pants > shitting street
>>541669530Shitting pants owns trannies you lost
>>541669530WHERE WERE YOU WHEN JOE BIDEN SHIT HIMSELF LIBTARD!!
>>541669571>suddenly, non-sequitur!!!Your average retarded Trump cultist, everyone. He picks a random topic - in this case, Indians shitting in the street - and says "well hurrrr, we're better than THEY are!"He cannot face up to the fact that he's a brainwashed cultist, trapped by Sunken Cost Fallacy, defending his absolute moron "leader" to the last.Trumpians, everyone.
>>541669644I'm an emu-fucker, you stupid nigger. And I've voted independent for the last-20 years. Because fuck the jew-controlled Uniparty of every Western nation on Earth.
>>541669651Hit a nerve, poojeet?
>>541669766>be Australian>fuck emus>spend my time hunting dingos that ate my babySuddenly...>a retarded Americunt!>he mistakes me for a jeet>engages in unnecessary banter!It just never stops being funny. Americunts, everyone.
>>541669854Yeah thought so, Vashit.
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>>541669530My God is not a fat orange incontinent jewish FSB operative pedophile
>>541669530He's just like me
trump = antichristif u no u no eyes to seeears to hear
Shit happens
>>541669882Chopper is such an interesting character.The nicest guy you could meet one moment and then the most violent psychopath imaginable the next.The quintessential Australian.
>>541669530His diet is a real problem. I'd tell my nigga Trump to start replacing one or two meals a week with just some steamed veggies and cheese sauce just so his poor bowels could take a rest but I think he'd shart the roof of the White House off. I don't envy rich idiots, they are surrounded by people who enable weakness
Holy fuck, this guy looks like a corpse, I'm not even sure, he's alive anymore, maybe they keep him animated with some black magic fuckery ...
>>541670037Not really the Quintessential Australian. Australians are sentimental but insular. Chopper is the quintessential trauma victim who traumatised others. He functioned better in jail than out until he hit late middle age and mellowed. The reason he was so loved was that aside from being able to spin a good yarn, he was the fucking Terminator for all the worst criminals, standover men and hard drugs pushers in Melbourne. He didn't touch civilians, just vile wog grifters. Even the Police allegedly admired his work lol
>>541670200>Chopper is the quintessential trauma victim who traumatised others.Like I said.The quintessential Australian.
>>541669530WRONG!! The Democrats shit his pants, and blamed him for it. Trump is the only one trying to fix the problem of shit in his pants. Well trump, and Natalie harp are working together to fix the pants-shit problem.
>>541670256Now I know we've been friends for a while, but I'm going to need every bit of copper in the roof and I brought this big bit of wood to help. Nothing personal, my sister's having a wedding.
>>541669530So he's probably shitting his pants here. Imagine being Pete. You're a fox news host and national guard major who this reality TV president guy has made secretary of defense because he... thinks you're cute or whatever. So when you inevitably fuck up because you have no fucking clue what you're doing, you have to sit there as this orange geriatric screams at you as he audibly shits his pants and the room fills up with the smell of wet feces in a diaper.
>>541670333mfw I decided to read all of that
>>541669530Since the Apprentice days.
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US political discourse is now mostly about who poops their pants
>>541672694last stop on the train to the mass revelation that americans are all literally turbo faggots who view being turbo faggot as patriotic
>>541669530You lost tranny.Trump will always be my hero.
>>541669530Bubba really destroyed his spincher i guess
>>541669530I was already sick and tired of this narcissist back in 2016 and I don't even read "news" sites.He'll be gone in late September though. Probably a stroke.
>>541672861cannibalizing and abusing children is satanic. you are a bot coded by a satanic tranny
the dude literally uses bronzer, and has been doing for for like 40 fucking years, how do you think this is news
Lube not needed.
>>541672861>You lost tranny.The inability to punctuate at a grade school level is a sure fire sign of negrification... and niggers are, by far (40%+) the biggest faggots.
>>541674938>The inability to punctuate at a grade school level is a sure fire sign of negrificationamen. its "you lost, iranny"
>>541669530Why are brown homosexuals obsessed with him?
>>541670104the cheese sauce is what would do him in something fierce.
I am grateful for this vid above, knowing from hereon in I'll never watch or listen to noel casler again
